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Friday, May 16, 2008

The Sheep With The Wool Pulled Over Her Eyes

Janet Daley's stunning insights into the character of Gordon Brown in her Daily Telegraph column last year caused disquiet with many on the right because she is seen to be of the right. She firmly bought into Gordon's project, thinking that he would be intellectually firm in the face of the shallow flim-flammery of Cameron.

She wrote immediately after the Glasgow terror attack:
Mr Brown made a terse and perfectly judged statement. For all its brevity, it conveyed the essential message of calm resolution and national unity: "I know that the British people will stand together, united, resolute and strong.'' This was High Seriousness delivered in the old-fashioned way, with spare wartime urgency and without sentimentality.
He even became to her a great, non-neurotic TV performer:
Again, yesterday, in his interview with Andrew Marr, Mr Brown did not put a foot wrong ... Interestingly, these were the first television appearances I have seen in which there was no sign of his peculiar nervous mannerism of rolling his tongue inside his mouth that is so beloved by satirists. Has he been trained out of it, or has he been transformed by his role and the state of national emergency? Either way, its absence helps to remove the impression of neuroticism that would not have inspired public confidence.
So no more laughing at Gordon the Great. The next month in August 2007 she contrasted Brown's biblical strength to the effete Dave. Gordon had, in Janet's view, the strength to withstand the trials of power:

First the terror attacks, then the floods, now the pestilence. Gordon Brown seems to be undergoing the trials of Job. But in this case, it is not so much his faith that is being tested as the country's in him. And, my goodness, isn't he rising to the challenge?

Once again he has appeared on our television screens within hours of terrible news, not just to assure us that he personally is taking charge of the foot and mouth crisis but to thank the authorities in affected communities for their cooperation and competence - to make it clear, in other words, that he is in command but also deeply respectful of people on the ground who must deal with the problems over which they have singular expertise.

Wow! Will this guy ever put a foot wrong?

Gee, Janet, who knows? Your psephological predictions suggested not: "What the voters will look for is not a leader who bangs on about how things look, but one who can cope with reality."

Reality struck Janet hard in September :
Was Gordon the Great just an illusion?

Can Gordon pull it back? This week is the true beginning of the Brown era, as opposed to the fag end of the previous one. With the Queen's Speech and the first Brownite legislative programme we should get the answer to the political question of the moment: was the New Brown a figment of our imagination, the most transitory illusion ever to capture the imagination of the Commentariat, or was there really something there worth grasping?
Almost a redemptive mea culpa.

The Commentariat collectively, Janet in particular, wrote in the summer of 2007 with all the considered judgement of a herd of sheep. They however would have you believe that they possess valuable insights and good judgement based on their intellect and access to the key players. They have opinions just like everyone, no better, no worse. They merely express them better than most. More often than not their access and close proximity to the subjects they write about clouds their judgement. Mostly their opinions are not worth the chip-wrapping they are written on...

76 comments:

Anonymous said...

"More often than not their access and close proximity to the subjects they write about clouds their judgement."

Absolutely spot-on, GF.

Chas said...

Sheep come in flocks. Cows come in herds. journalists (and shit) come in sacks.

Frank Kemble said...

Is Janet a friend of Dorothy? She certainly looks like one.

RCC said...

Journos are allowed to change their opinions with the wind. Slimy buch of fuckers.

On a tangent, anyone else listening to Any Questions lans week notice Charles *hic* Kenndy's absence from the panel? Initially, he rang to say he'd 'missed his train' at Euston, then after the producers had arranged for him to add his comments via a phone link, he strangely wouldn't pick up... Wonder what happend!?

Monkey Tennis said...

She's got funny hair.

Polly's Deluded said...

Also commonly known as the 'Islington Twi(a?)tterati' ...

All imagine themselves to have highly developed insight and great influence.

Sad really - deluded fools.

45govt said...

" Mostly their opinions are not worth the chip-wrapping they are written on"

Absolutely, Guido, and let us not forget their ovine enjoyment of junkets, strangers' bar and all the other trappings of power they like to be in proximity with.

captain cupcake said...

Ah, if only Janet had known then what we all know now. The Gordon touch is just like the Midas touch, except everything turns to cold porridge.

kinglear said...

er, elfnsafety don't allow newspapers as chip wrappings any more. Destroyed the taste I say.

That is one Ugly bint said...

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Not only does she write like a dick head, she looks like she's got a dick on her head

Penfold said...

So close to the spinner they end up deluded and in a trace.

As for Daly, ain't she a yankee?, they are opiniated, big-headed, infantile and easily led.

The Beast Of Clerkenwell said...

Chas
multiple Sheep can be called a herd , a flock or indeed a mob.
Im not sure what a group of pedants are called, however I do know the singular....
WANKER!
Whats the singular for a pedant who corrects an ill informed pedant?

Pedant said...

Absolutely, Guido, and let us not forget their ovine enjoyment


Shouldn't that be porcine....

Anonymous said...

Im not sure what a group of pedants are called


NIT PICKERS ?

Anonymous said...

She has confessed that she was extreme left wing once but saw the light.

JM said...

Ha! This is also the Janet who, when it became obvious that GB was a tosser of the first degree, advised Cameron not to be too hard on him, in case Cameron stirred up the sympathy vote!

A tactic pursued by Blair in the Major years, I believe;how Tone must have kicked himself when he walked into number 10 with only a landslide victory behind him!

I bum smelly benefit scrounging celtic omos in west london shithouses, but vote BNP said...

Excellent post.
She talks almost as much shyte as the awful, self regarding left liberal David 'I cant wait for my identity card' Aaronovitch, on the head to talking head show they do.

Surely this kind of bollocks is one of the prinicipal reasons people are giving up on Newspapers.
With the interweb & 24 hour news, people dont need papers but do read them now for opinion pieces.
When the self important shits are as poor as this bint is, it's pointless.


Im wearing a crimpolene suit today

bog said...

How Brown's droning on about a bit of heavy summer rain could have impressed anyone is fucking beyond me. There seem to be occasions - the death of Princess Di being another example - when the media and gullible twats who can't think for themselves lose their collective marbles. Thank fuck I've been reading your website for years, Guido: I was never going to be sucked in by some cunt with a penchant for rocking horses!

Tom FD said...

I think you're overlooking that week where Gordon managed to turn his herd of sheep into a pack of unruly wolves. He pissed off the press with his secret mid-Tory-conference announcement on the Iraq pullout (which never ended up happening) and then did it all over again with the chicken-cum-genital-massage Marrfest. I think the MSM's turning on Brown is really a reflection on the MSM and only a reflection on reality by virtue of coincidence.

grex said...

She's been doing home electrics. Badly

Vox Populli said...

"You can fool some of the [media] all of the time, and all of the [media] some of the time, but you can not fool all of the [media] all of the time. ..."

Gush Buster said...

What a ghastly woman. Put her in the pen with all the other whining wimin, inc. Mz. Bliar, Blears, Horemone, Tuneless, - no better, no worse.

sockpuppet said...

Never understood why so many of the media went nuts for Broon. Even the Mail had a love-in sesh. The only lobby / sketch writer from the MSM I can think of off the top who has always maintained that GB would be uselessm is Simon Carr in the Indy, although I assume Quentin Letts never had anything nice to say about him.

Why? This is a serious question. Does anyone actually know?

HF said...

Brilliant Guido.

Anonymous said...

Those Summer floods were mainly caused by inadequate and blocked drainage and urban sprawl ie Brown's Government Not looking after the country's growth and infrastucture to support it.

The foot and mouth was caused by leaks from the government's own laboratories.

The so called "terror attacks" were a total failure and little more than Incendiary devices due to a poor understanding of Science taught in our schools.

Gordon was only dealing or rather reaping what his government had sown.

Ian E said...

Pass the sickbag.

mutleythedog said...

Janets articles are almost always worth starting...

George Street said...

The BBC are announcing over 100,000 dead in Burma and little sign of relief. Why aren't we sending the bombers in?

Anonymous said...

Has been rubbing balloons in her hair to make them stick on the ceiling?

Anonymous said...

Thats a rather long post Guido? Perhaps the lack of drink is have positive effects!!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the picture Guido. You've reminded me that I've got to buy a new Bog Brush.

stalin's gran said...

The trouble here, my dear Guido (I can't drive any more - damn what am I going to do with the Lamborghini) is that you are taking Ms Daley as seriously as she and indeed her employers take her. Actually, she is an ugly looking troll who would be better ignored.

jim said...

My firewall/virus thingy won't let my computer show that picture of Janet. I just get a white rectangle with

McAfee(R)

written in great big red letters in the middle.

There are some benefits of technology, after all. Messrs McAfee, you have excellent taste, thank you.

Anonymous said...

Sock: "Never understood why so many of the media went nuts for Broon. Why?"

I think that during the "honeymoon" period the mejia are kind of obliged to give the new man the best possible start. After all, they shouldn't kick a man BEFORE he's down right? Got to give him the benefit of the doubt, innocent till proven guilty etc.

Anonymous said...

The fact that newspaper commentators might on occasions talk a load of bollocks does not mean that bloggers don't.

The new orthodoxy meanwhile is that a Cameron victory is inevitable - but likewise this is a pretty new phenomenon.

Tuscan Tony said...

Please Guido for the peasantry that is not UK based, can we see the mysterious extract from Newsnight involving ordon Brown and handclapping - everyones talking about it and the intrigue is barely bearable. And of course you've got more time to while away at home for this sort of thing now.

carol vodafone said...

The Beast of Clerkenwell:

"Whats the singular for a pedant who corrects an ill informed pedant?"

A cunt.

number 6 said...

Gave up on the papers years ago. Still get the freebies on the train though - got to have something to light the fire with or start the bbq in the summer.

Guido and fellow bloggers provide more info and real insight to the whole ghastly EU run shower of shite in 'power' than 10 tons of dead tree press.

Elby the Beserk said...

@George Street 4:37pm said...

// The BBC are announcing over 100,000 dead in Burma and little sign of relief. Why aren't we sending the bombers in? //

Do we have any bombers any more? I see they got a Vulcan aloft again the other day - we could use that?

As it is, the planes used to ship troops to and fro Afgthanistan are apparently in such bad nick, that soldiers often start their tours of duty 2 or 3 days late, or come back for R&R 2 OR 3 days late. The military must fucking HATE that cunt Brown.

Anonymous said...

Daley and Heffer weekly piss on Dave and the Tories from a great height.
Can you imagine either of these two twats ever bothering to attend a local ward meeting or offer to canvass for the party?

Anonymous said...

Don`t Kid yourself. heffer is the real problem. I stopped buying the DT months ago. I know 80p a day is not much but it means a lot to me.

PD Oxford said...

She's no looker is she? A good face for radio.

The Virger said...

Master P Riddell was today explaining how G Brown Esq. was not deserving of the sheer level of abuse that was coming his way.
Perhaps he hasn't realised that some of this abuse level amongst the public was generated as a reaction to the virtually unanimous praise for the incoming, unelected PM among columnists.
They told us he could walk on water. Most of us knew he couldn't even walk across the street by himself but we had to scream to get our voices heard above the self-satisfied humming of a complacent bunch of dinner-party chatters.
By the way, has anyone else noticed how similar GB's approach sounds to that of John Major when everyone was laughing at him. "We are setting in place the conditions for recovery," and so forth. Didn't work then (even if true) so probably won't work now.

thick as thieves said...

obviously I completely agree with you Guido.
but why do you keep using an accompanying photo of
john 'thefuckingmadbomber' mmcain, taken just after he stuck his finger in an electric socket.
the dumb fuck.

Carlos said...

Way OT, but the Beeb are reporting that Gordo loves listening to the Bee Gees.

One more step towards him coming out of the closet, methinks.

Oldcragrat said...

Is she any relation (sister/mother perhaps) to that guy who is the "only gay in the village"? They look like two peas in a pod and speak the same drivel. Gorgon McSnot has always been and always will be an overblown, useless, deceitful, devious, dithering, dire, disingenuous, dangerous, drab, dour, dank, dross like dreg of a politician since he emerged from the swamp that is New Labour. Daley and the likes of PollyAfrican GreyFuckwit Tonynbeebollux have fallen for him and his ilk hook line and sinker. (And the sooner they all sink the better we all will be) They then try to make us grateful that they have seen the (self evident)truth by espousing more pompous witterings. Payment in washers would be too good for them. Perhaps they should retire to their villas in sunnier climes and stay there contemplating their own navels and give us some respite frome their dire ramblings and non-existent insight.
P.S. One day at a time Guido wot 'ol chap. Let that piece of Daily Mirror sliminess fester in his own juices (if, indeed he has any to fester in)

Anonymous said...

What She needs is an earthing rod.

Anonymous said...

What I have not been able to understand for one minute of the last eleven years is how ANYONE can have been fooled by the NuLiebor lies.

Collectively we have to be stupid to have fallen for the much-repeated mantras of BLiar and that Kircaldy cunt.

Time and time again their lies and false statistics have been exposed and STILL 20% plus of our uneducated brethren would vote for them.

Peter Grimes

Anonymous said...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/coventry_warwickshire/7404582.stm

That could've been you!

Anonymous said...

Guido,don't be a cunt. JD has probably identified that behind the total prat of a Prime Minister lurks a man with more political conviction under his fingernails than Blair ever had. Cameron? He was regarded as a useless twat when he worked at Carlton Communications. I'm a Consevative. Cameron isn't. He's yet another pin-striped chancer - indistinguishable from Milliband/Clegg et al. So rubish Brown as much as you like but be very careful - you may get what you wish for.

Ordovicius said...

They however would have you believe that they possess valuable insights and good judgement based on their intellect and access to the key players. They have opinions just like everyone, no better, no worse. They merely express them better than most.

Quite.

More often than not their access and close proximity to the subjects they write about clouds their judgement.

Or in other words they have their heads rammed up their elitist arse holes.

Fucking delicious! said...

Yeah, right up her fat fucking arse!

Fucking delicious!

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else noticed how many of Gay Gordon's supporters are either of ambivalent sexual orientation, or f*cking ugly, or both? You don't think that it's because Gordy Boy is an ugly bandit do you?

bog said...

'...a man with more political conviction under his fingernails than Blair ever had'

anonymous@7.53pm


Judging from today's caption contest, you're either employing the richest irony or you're a serious fucking twat.

Cassandra said...

Looks like Art Garfunkel to me

the janitor said...

Is she front row, third from the right?

Hawkeye Pierce said...

Just a quick reminder that Matthew Parris saw right through Brown from the start.

Weygand said...

Not living in London, but the leafy suburbs of East Yorkshire, where we rarely brush shoulders with the glitterati - and are relieved not to - I am rarely in a position to challenge the suggestion that JD has access to information that I do not.

However, from time to time she mentions her poor husband (who sounds as though he is kept chained in the garden and fed dog biscuits) while deploring the terrible working class upbringing he had in Hull, where every day he fought his way to school, bare-foot over broken glass, his breakfast being the turnips he found discarded in the gutter.

On these occasions, I feel able to assess her knowledge of the world and judgement and I guffaw.

Not that I have any brief to defend Hull (which has even more problems now than it did then), but the ridiculous, muddled stereotypes of this American woman are akin to what silly ideas I might have of the lesser known USA, of which I also have no experience.

Thus when I hear her lambasting Cameron, for not promising to cut taxes and all the other dead mind Tory policies that have condemned them to the wilderness for 11 years, I don't guffaw, I sneer.

It doesn't matter if this would work economically, it wouldn't work electorally.

People see the enormous sums Gordon has thrown at Health and Education without making them work. Persuading a hesitant electorate that Dave can put things right and cut taxes (ie as Labour will say, help the rich) will not compute with the voters he needs to become PM. Full stop. It is the objection to this line of thinking that has fuelled the 10p revolt

She and Heffer are more damaging to the prospect of a Conservative government than Toynbee et al.

John Trenchard said...

spot on Guido... even i knew that Gordon was a wanker.

well, i knew that when he introduced IR35 and robbed my pension fund years earlier.

come the revolution, i suggest we reserve trafalgar square for the commentariat ... a nice slow burning at the stake should do it - fun for all the family. i'll bring the beers and sandwiches.

Anonymous said...

"She wrote immediately after the 7/7 bombing"

Umm, ok, it's pedantic I know but I think you mean after the attempted Glasgow Airport attack, not the "7/7 bombing".

I'm all for embarrasing pundits over their howlers, but weren't you putting it about at one point that Blair was going to "do an Aznar" and stay on as PM!?

Anonymous said...

What's the url for your RSS feed?

some bloke said...

Anon. May 16, 2008 7:53 PM

"JD has probably identified that ....Cameron? He's yet another pin-striped chancer - indistinguishable from Milliband/Clegg et al. "

Janets insights from one beyond the pond are frequently spot on.
As for Simon Heffer, possibly the only true Tory left.

"So rubbish Brown as much as you like but be very careful - you may get what you wish for."
Dave, faux Tory, Big Government, tax'n'spend, love me i'm a euro too, twat.

Nice One Janet, better still, Simon.

kwizikl said...

great expose Guido, excellent research!!!!

Anonymous said...

I've never been into politics till recently, always had my head down trying to earn a living but I can remember many times looking around Briefly and thinking, what are these aresholes doing now and how the hell does a smarmy runt like blair get into no 10.

The Point I'm trying to make is that I may not have known anything about their or anyone elses politics but my instincts were trying to tell me something.

The Moral I think should be, we should trust our Instincts a little more than the soundbites.

transfattyacid said...

It always helps when the organiser of the commitariat is your wife's ex-business partner

Guido Fawkes said...

RSS feed button is in the right hand column.

Shotgun said...

Guido, will you take that fucking picture down; that is just fucking nasty and you're actually asking us to believe that it can write?

Anonymous said...

Guido

""They merely express them better than most. ""

I'm not even sure that they express them any better! Tur(gi)d crap, mostly, judging by Janet's paeans.

Peter Grimes

backwoodsman said...

GF, why do you keep putting a picture of Billy Idol up ?

watford woman said...

Guido ,could you do a study of mariella frostrup. She's cornered the market on book reviews on BBC & SKY( so I can't listen to them 'cos of her grating, condescending voice) & she gets paid shed loads for those sinister adverts about the terrible things that'll happen to you if you don't pay your car tax.As for her support of Gordenron, it makes me feel sick. She's on the front of a women's mag this week. 'mariella so clever & so beautiful'

Fish fryer Fred said...

" Mostly their opinions are not worth the chip-wrapping they are written on"
Sorry G but you can't use newspapers to wrap chips in. Its illegal. The ink runs into the chips and poisons the proles

larry the lamb said...

Slightly off topic but i'v shagged every one of them sheep in the picture. The third from left at the back was a right filthy bitch too! She sheared down below as well, naughty!

Anonymous said...

"Was Gordon the Great just an illusion?" - No, he wasn't even that.

If it was an illusion it was a piss-poor one that only fooled arseholes too stupid to know any better or too corrupt to say what they really saw/thought.

I have no idea why commentators or labour ever thought that he was an intellectual giant; every time I've seen/heard/read him since day 1 it was obvious that:

1. he's never understood basic logic

2. he's never been able to have a reasoned/rational argument/debate

3. he doesn't have any idea of reality

4. his grip of maths is very suspect (ie the 10pct fiasco; self-evident that he either didn't understand basic maths or he's an evil lying wanker intent on harming the poorest people, but more worrying than that is his idea of how national debt works)

5. his philosophy of economics is that of a 12 year old whose only gone through the first 2 weeks of a 6 year course and has only learnt about one half of one theory.

He's always been a complete idiot (in the literal old fashioned sense that is, ie the village idiot sense).

His psychological make-up is also that of a 12 year old (or younger) in that he just goes off in a moody whenever someone tries to reason with him.

The fact that the labour party allowed him to be their chancellor and then their leader, and that the media commentators allowed that to happen without any real oversight is fucking scary.

The fact that some commentators who are key figures in the media still describe him as intellectual/intelligent is fucking terrifying.

History will see this man for what he is. The history books will look back on the media and the politicians of this time will absolute incredulity, and schoolchildren across the land will all be asking the same thing when they study 90s and 00's:

"how could someone who was self-evidently so mind-blowingly stupid/dangerous like gordon brown have had so much power for 11 years?"

Anonymous said...

All my mates/family/work-colleagues knew exactly what he was like ever since he started as chancellor; either I've got abnormally highly intelligent mates (which I don't think is the case), or the commentators have always been mind-numbingly stupid/blind/lying.

All my mates have always said the same thing when they talked about Gordon Brown, even as far back as 1997, namely:

"That blokes a cunt. I wish he was dead".

Minekiller said...

Sheeple no more methinks...

Dick the Prick said...

Jackie Ashley today - tories run by Catholics!?!?!?!?!?


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