+++ PMQs : Gordon Wishes Rangers Luck - They Lose 2-0 +++
During the PMQs live chat the co-conspirators immediately predicted Glasgow Rangers would lose to St. Petersburg as soon as Gordon wished them well. They lost the UEFA cup final 2-0 tonight. John Reid will be laughing...
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What is it with Gordo? Everything he touches goes tits up!
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Funny, I thought he was a Presbyterian.
Is he going to Moscow for man utd V chelsea? Could go to extra time then penalties, after the most boring 120 minutes of football ever, if he shows up.
Credit where credit is due. Gordon is the best Jonah in the world.
There is no need to include a 'probably' as Gordon's premier world class Jinx is a certainty.
Our 'People's President' McNastie turns anything he touches to dust. Most of all, our money. Bad luck for Rangers to have his wishes on their backs.
Has he wished Tamsin good luck yet?
Isn't it about time he stared in a Lynx commercial..
If only I knew how to manipulate YouTube..
You stand in the line just to hit a new low
You're faking a smile with the coffee you go
You tell me your life's been way off line
You're falling to pieces every time
And I don't need no carryin' on
Because you had a bad day
You're going to go down
You try a tax bribe
just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me you don't lie
You work at a smile
and you go and hide
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really do mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
Thank fuck Gordon is is not going to the start of the Beijing games.
The score will shortly be changed to 1-0, the losers being entitled to compensation - but they only get half back 'cos this is NuCompensation.
To take this to the ultimate conclusion, one wonder how Dave will fare after being wished good luck by Gordo in May 2010 when the new PM moves into Downing Street...
Perhaps if Rangers hadn't lost their mad, Glagow proddie, fans wouldn't be smashing up Manchester tonight?
Our glorious Leader honestly believes he is out of the shit! He truly believes the opinion polls will soon show him back in the lead over Cameron. He thinks the problem is caused by the press and the press alone.
He considers Cameron lightweight and tells everyone that he bashed him around at PMQ's and at his Queen's Speech (rather fitting for him that one...The Queen's Speech!)
He believes he will win the Bye Election next week - absolutely positive!
Is he right?
Are we wrong?
Have we misjudged this man?
I can't quite believe it. I keep thinking the curse of Gordon is just a series of amusing coincidences, but no, it just keeps on coming doesn't it...
Can't he wish himself good luck...
B*gger, missed that! I sat down to watch the game and actually thought that we were okay because I had not seen or heard anything from Brown on the subject. Thought that the more than predicted amount of Rangers fans who descended on Manchester would have successfully cordoned off the stadium to prevent Gordon attempting to enter it too.
Let's hope Gordon doesn't wish an English team good luck in the European cup, or it will be won by the Germans....
Well he certainly isn't the man with the Midas touch, because he sold off all the gold!
Damn. Must pay attention to Gordon's betting tips in future.
I could make a fortune betting on the team he doesn't support.
Except he'll just tax me on it...
Guido, my dear fellow. Footer scores are all very well, but what we really need is some more Hain-style bashing. Ripping stuff, that! Whilst Clegg's exes and suchlike are not the most mind-blowing of things and equally, I realise you can't waft scandals into being at the drop of a hat, you really must beware of drifting into the mundane. I really do wish you well!
Again as snotty prepares for yet another tedious relaunch good old Mervyn King hits the destruct button and bits of snottys announcements lie burning all over the place.
He had his hands all over the economy for 10yrs and look what happened to that!
Turn off your TV and Radios, Gordon is doing the rounds today...
A national disaster is about to sweep the country - you've been warned.
Zank you all zo much, especially zat Scottish man who vos on our zide. Vizout hiz help ve might vell haf lost zis vundervul cup. Zanks very much.
I see a way out of their funding crisis for Labour here. Easy - send Gordon to, say, Ascot, have him wish the "best of luck" to all runners in a big race bar the 100-1 outsider, then get Ed Balls to whip round to Ladbrokes and back it to the hilt. Job done, overdraft gone.
This could apply to stocks and shares too - Golden Brown!
We should be able to turn the 'Jonah Effect' to our own international advantage. Imagine an ability to transition such countries as Zimbabwe, Burma, North Korea or even the new Soviet Union back into peaceful thriving democracies. All we need to do is to acknowledge the existing regimes and forthwith despatch Ole Misery Guts to gladhand the local President For Life, make some speech about how he looks forward to said president being in power for ever and ever and then just let Gordon's natural Cloaca touch do the rest.
Who knows? Gordon could even go down in history as a famous international mediator and peacemaker, and thus finally get one up on Tony Blair.
I fucking hate the scotch, 'specially gordo twat. It was nice coming into work here in sunny Manchester this morning after the rangers fans had wrecked the fucking place, wankers. Mind you I feel quite good, booted one pissed up scotch twat who threw a bottle at my head from where he lay in a doorway, basting in his own piss and sweat in the morning sunshine. I hope it was Fucking Delicious! or that Dunfesterin twat 'cos the bitch squealed like a piggy!
Just pray he's gone before the Lions tour !
It goes further - remember in his "honeymoon" period he played the statesman over outbreaks of numpty terrorism in Glasgow and London and Foot & Mouth in Surrey - we now know these were not random events but caused by his assuming the office. The irony now is the headlines of "Terrorists attack Glasgow" have been replaced by "Russians defeat Glasgow" and "Glasgow attacks Manchester".
Boris can count himself well fortunate that Gordon hasn't phoned him.
McBean wished Rangers good luck at PMQ's yesterday, and what happened? Ivan gave the proddie dogs a 2-0 kicking. Those presbyterian bastards really have something to be miserable about now.
Laugh? I nearly shat!
As I said the other day, all serious believers in the Jonah effect must bet heavily on Man Utd to win in Moscow because the snot gobbler met Avram Grant at No.10 and Chelsea are now completely infected with his losing mojo.
Read this
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.jhtml?xml=/money/2008/05/15/do1501.xml
and compare with MacSickMaker interviewed by JH on Today a few minutes ago... man's a dolt
Praise be the Lord!
When asked this morning by Sky's Adam Boulton what would he do if Labour lose next week at Crewe, good old Jonah said horse face Dunwoody was the best canditate blah, blah ad nauseam.
Well that's sealed a Conservative win then.
So. Sadim Brown - the inverse Midas.
hang on a minute... if brown went to moscow for the cl final, what would happen? the world would implode?
Sunny weather for days, that twat announces that he will be touring television and readio stations today invading our lives with his gobledeegook and what happens?
ITS STARTS TO PISS DOWN, JUST TO ADD TO OUR MISERY.
Big football match with a British team, cue for inane statements by supine Lab backbencher at PMQs wanting Brown to wish Rangers good luck. Bet the stupid bastard hadn't ever been to Ibrox as a paying customer.
Broon's big ideas for Britain, bread and circuses, with more insane regulations for 'flexible' working which the smaller firms cannot easily implement. How much of yesterday's trailer of rehashed, recylced new bills were EU inspired?
Isn't it odd that the Global Economic Turbulence - GET - has only developed in the last few months, what are all these expensive forcasting models for if Broon doesn't like hearing the results? The excuses are so predictable, its not oor fault, GET did it and ran away.
If there is a recession will Broon allow Darling to break the EU inspired budget limits? How does the great Scottish helmsman and man of the people expect to stimulate the economy?
As for helping working families, how is Darling's little slight of hand on Road Tax going to cost them?
Broon is failing to deliver on the basics of good government, administration may be dull, but being seen to do 'something' new badly appears to be par for the course. But forget your troubles, wish Rangers/Man Utd/Chelsea luck and somehow bask in their failures.
well noted patrick - I'm off to the bookies right now - although do we actually know if cyclops specifically said 'GOOD LUCK' to avram?
from looking at what happened to the premiership chances are he did..
PS did anyone else see the state of his fingers in the BBC news at 10 last night?
Bitten to fuck and covered in biro, they looked like the nervous fingers of a middle aged prison nonce who, transferred accidently into the yardie wing of Brixton jail has to endlessly write other peoples letters for them and take 'favours' just to stay alive...
Maybe it's just as well he hasn't phoned Boris to wish him luck yet...
So, this morning, Gordo McTurkey was plucked by Humphries. Now send him to Paxo for stuffing, and finish off the job.
But why is GMTV immune from the Jonah? He is on their Sofa most weeks, presenting his latest relaunch and they don't seem to suffer.
Slightly OT but I see the ticketless Rangers fans only did to Manchester what their compatriots at Westminster do to all England.
Anon 9:27 - GMTV got fined £2m in September 2007 for its phone competitions scam. To quote from its 2007 self-assessment review "GMTV has had its worst year since it began broadcasting". Is that enough?
Rangers? Fuck the scotch and fuck the prods... Oh hang on a second, watch this:
Gordon Brown? Fuck the scotch and fuck the prods. Haha, good isn't it?
Brown's curse is probably just divine retribution for the desimation and abject poverty Catholics were forced into for centuries. Sorry Gordo but you're probably just reaping the corn from the seeds sewn by Henry the VIII and Mary. No I jest, I really do... you are just a supremely worthless over-educated, under-intellegent shit-muncher.
Brown met Avram Grant at No. 10: Man Utd to win 2-0 you mark my words... now, where's the nearest Ladbrokes. Well, I've got to spend the deposit saved for my first family home on something haven't I?
He better not mention the Ryder Cup team. Some things are too important. Chuffed about getting £120 for no apparent reason - idiot!
Gordon was on GMTV this morning, saying that oil had risen from $11 to $125
But if one looks at a chart of oil prices over the years we would have to travel back to the 70s to buy oil at $11 a barrel.
He hasn't dumped bin tax either.
Has he visited Crewe yet???
@anon afraid you are wrong about the oil - that low of $11 was in 1998 not the 70's
scary eh?
"I think the whole House will, of course, want to send best wishes to Rangers football club, which is playing against St. Petersburg in Manchester this evening."...Hansard
A close look at the words underscore that McBean is truly a wanker of the highest order...he's just not spoilt the result he's Jonah'd the whole club!
As a matter of interest only. What the fuck has happened to John Reid? Where has he gone? Is he dead? Is he lying in wait, ready to return and save his party?
And his latest ploy - "I screwed up the economy once before and it managed to recover so that qualifies me to have another go!"
Not likely you Scottish Scunner, so go to it citizens of Crew and Nantwich. We've all realised what a con NuLab has turned out to be, but at least you have the opportunity to do something about it - the rest of us can only sit and watch, green with envy!
Sir Alex Baconface is a New Labour groupie, so it is only fair that having done for Farking Chidzee's Prem hopes, he should now screw up 'Nyted 'Nyted's Chumps Cash Cow League Sort of Cup Final thingy.
I say that as an utterly unprejudiced Man City fan. Stop laughing NOW.
John Reid won't be laughing now,Gordon rang Tommy Burns (ex Celtic) and wished him a speedy recovery from his skin cancer.
You know what happened next
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