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78 comments:
He is the result of a loving, omniscient, omnipotent, God who so loved the world He sent His only son to die on the cross for our sins?
Just think what Gordon might be like if God was a twisted malignant sonofabitch who got the jones from inflicting misery and bad jokes on His creatures.
His hands are not clasped in prayer: Ed glued them together to stop him nose-mining.
Who the bloody hell are the two old maids propping up the gorgon? Maybe two 'great aunts' that the family has delegated to smack his ear should a hand stray towards the snot mines (or the trouser snake).
and he still can't help rubbing snot into his tie
And is Brown praying for salvation?
remember "cool Brittania" bliars party with all the celebs well this is gordons version.
Does he actually think that ANYbody is worried about his tie?
It certainly looks a scintillating and ground breaking event - is he out of his depth?
Considering Gordon's jinx when it comes to supporting someone, surely the only way he could win the next election would be to start backing the Tories to win. That would set alarm bells ringing at Tory HQ.
Ray, Coventry
i suppose she would want to be as close as possible to the exit, you never know when someone under as much pressure as he might flip.
"I really don't care, Evadne, its your turn to don the Prime Ministerial kneepads and get on wi' it. Most of the cheese is gone now, anyway."
Its such a shame. The women are his nurses. Gordons not well you see.
The one on the right has been upsetting Gordon and has been asked to sit well away.
That is the most crazy picture I've seen all year.
Whatis the point of The Church of Scotland anyway?
Leper sits between two blind ladies.
I should laugh but this is getting beyond a joke now.
It's high time McHasBean was sectioned for the safety of himself and the nation.
Woohoo... here we go, the start of another comment thread for the morons who comment here and who have now successfully displaced all the normal people who aren't on parole.
"Look at the twat"
"FFS what a fucking moron, sat like a loner"
"I want to shoot the cunt"
etc.
Anonymong,
That is just the way we like it. Am on probation not parole anyway...
Anonymous 5.50 pm said:
"What is the point of The Church of Scotland anyway?
Answer: it's where Anglicans can seek asylum when the current Archbishop of Canterbury sells you out to Islam / The Pope / etc etc
Are those two the "men in grey twinsets" telling snotty its over? or is it a scene from the new Forest Gump movie.
Anonymous 6:13
Yes, that's right, we are going to slag off this idiot as much as we like...
And sice we don't have a chance to shoot him or blow him up, or anything really useful, we shall just take the piss instead.
At least I can't be crucified, I've eaten the nails
Guido,
Don't have a problem with people on probation.
I think you have it in your head that your commenters are somehow representative of anything other than the prison population.
Most of your readers are normal people who support you and who do not comment. If you turned on comment moderation you might find 'opinion formers' took you even more seriously. It may not be to your anarchist tendencies but there you are.
Keep up the good work!
anon. 6.09
If you don't like it, why are you here?
Gordon congratulating Reading when in fact they had been relegated
Guido worry not Rosie Boycott got a 3 year ban and gets to test drive the cars at 78k for Paul Dacre in the Daily Wail -so it's obviously a badge of security
HH
Anon 6.36 pm
Comment moderation is on.
The difference between Guido's version and Iain Dale's is that you can disagree with Guido and he'll still let it through. Usually.
But then he doesn't hope to become an MP.
P.S. Guido - isn't early evening television fucking wonderful?
Not.
Anarchist tendencies are the healthy tendencies of all.
anon 6.13
Brown is now a figure of fun, and thus doomed. We may be blunt, but the ridicule Brown gets is richly deserves and it's the only thing that keeps us sane in NuLabour's dysfunctional Britain.
Perhaps laughing at Brown is the new 'opium of the masses'?
Anon. May 18, 2008 6:13 PM
Hi Kai Ti, is that you ?
You are obviously mental and I expect that you are well munted too.
Gobbler used this nonsense in his speech to said Assembly and included his misinterpretation of the parable of the talents. Gobbler does not know the parable of the talents.
Found it!! It's on
http://www.number-10.gov.uk/output/Page15582.asp
Look at this:
"As a son and now a father I believe in the Parable of the Talents my father taught me:
that everyone has a talent,
everyone should have the chance to develop that talent,
and everyone should be challenged to use that talent and given the best chance to bridge that gap between what they are and what they have it in themselves to become."
What a twat!!!!!!!
For God's Sake, leave Guido alone you intent fools - for f*ck's sake focus on how this government is ruining our country. And when you've done with that, try focusing on how the next government will get us out of this mess.
The most fearsome personal protection scheme, I've ever seen.
They would certainly persuade me to leave my dirk harmlessly in my sock.
Anon @ 1809
You, sir, are a cunt.
Thing is, the reason that we lambast Brown here is because he damn well deserves it. The man's a cock of the highest order who has raped this country of every last penny in his misguided crusade.
He should, quite simply, go to the polls to see if his 'listening....understanding...tractor poduction numbers are up, Comrades...' school of government is what this country wants.
I believe that it is not what this country wants.
Anonymous May 18, 2008 6:13 PM
Says the prat who has taken the time and effort to write on here?
What does that say about ones self then?
As for the photo, the two people either side of gay Gordon have either died of boredom or fell asleep due to one of his witty anecdotes -
Did you hear about the two nuns , who erm, we-we-we-well you k-k-know thi-thi-this is what occ-occ-occur-occured, well actu-atua-ll-actully ... half an hour passes ... a-a-a-and the bishop said...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Or perhaps bendy Wendy is accepting her punishment for the referendum call by acting as the target for gordons bogey flicking practice as he prepares for the upcoming olympics ( well the voices in his head said that's why they wanted him to go to bejing along with that pink elephant that keeps flying past the windows at number ten )
Aaaah!
That's one of the scenes from 'The Importance of being Earnest'!
Broon is stuck between Lady Bracknell and Gwendolin Fairfax, while Cecily Cardew looks on.
All are miserable - and quite right too!
Reading gaol anyone...
'Forgive us Father, for we have spinned.'
I thought Madame Tussaud's had said no!
British treachery in 1921-Irish free state:
Little, it would appear, has changed since then!
http://www.inac.org/irishhistory/1921
I note that the Gorgon says that animal-human hybrids are OK by him. Do you think that he would include rocking horses in the former category?
Anon, 6:36. Fuck the "opinion formers". A painful death is too good for tyhem.
heres a closer view of the Snotgobbler
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/18/crewebyelection08.economy
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
5:01 PM
"His hands are not clasped in prayer: Ed glued them together to stop him nose-mining."
Glad to see Eddie Mouthy doing sumat constructive for a change - praps he could fix his gob next.
I'd give Wendy one (from behind) said...
"Who the bloody hell are the two old maids propping up the gorgon?"
They are his two tranny biatches he has for special occasions! Look more closely i can se its Ed ball ache on the right and on the left looks like Douglas Alexander. He is probably looking glum because Wendy would not do ass to mouth in a three way split with Gordon that morning so they sent her off to sit on her own.
Didn't Gordon appoint some woman at vast expense to improve his image and stop him looking silly in photos?
Is she one of the women sitting next to him?
7:51 PM
In actual fact, the waxwork people were quite happy to exhibit him, until he insisted on having the rocking horse included in the montage.
Oh dear the scum of the manse really doesn't know his bible very well at all does he.
Hey gordo how many "talents" have you sent to Crewe is it a>80 ministers or b>2.7 billion.
FUKIN TARD! daddy must be spinnin.
In the photo on the Guardian Site
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/18/crewebyelection08.economy
(noted by Anon at 8:25pm,)
one of the bookend dames has her finger up her hooter.
Look at Gorgon people. Tell me thats not the ugliest fucking jowley reptilian cunt you ever did see!
Is Wendy taking notes?
8:58 PM
THAT'S SO NOT TRUE!!! My loyalty to the Labour Party is absolutely beyond question. As is the integrity of my membership, which is a full one I might add. Gordon just felt like a good crisp wank this morning.
He looks exactly like a condemned man, possibly in some horrible Eastern European country where they have People's Courts and the defendant is guarded by citizens; possibly about to get to his feet, for the judge has just said, "The prisoner will rise!" Whereupon his worship says, "Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?"
To which the prisoner replies: "I am getting on with the job."
[As for Wendy, bendy or otherwise, facing forard or back, she has the look of an inflatable, three-orificed sex-doll, fashioned from inferior rubber and designed perhaps by a Korean who has never seen a white woman except in photographs or porn videos. I imagine the rubber would squeak off-puttingly when mounted by a lonely salesman in a cheap hotel-room; the valve might also be faulty, letting the air escape too quickly to permit the achievement of ecstasy.]
Is this a photographic entry for this year's Royal Academy Summer Exhibition?
Arent we paying for an expensive minder to stop this twat getting photgraphed in compromising shots like this? Where was she? Day off?
Care in the Community in action.
See...the Scots do have better Social Services.
The country has just abandoned me. I don't actually know why.
They flung me as far as possible from the seat of power..And I just found myself here.
Lady Bracknell: Found?
Yes. The late Mr.John Smith, an old gentlemen of a kindly disposition found me and gave me the name of Brown because he happened to have something on his shoe at the time.
Lady Bracknell: And where did this charitable gentlemen with something on his shoe find you?
In a handbag.
Lady Bracknell: [closes eyes briefly] A handbag?
Lady Bracknell: Have you support with the Unions and the Lower classes Mr Brown?
I have lost both
Lady Bracknell: To lose one supporter, Mr. Brown, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
Isn't someone supposed to be being paid a fortune from public funds to make sure photos like this one never happen?
At the risk of sounding boring let me reiterate the point about Gordon's erroneous use of the Parable of the Talents (see post 7.14pm) and why I think its potentially dynamite.
1. He (the Prime Minister) misinterprets a parable in front of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland no less. He clearly does not KNOW the parable despite being a son of the manse and who got his MORAL COMPASS from his dad.
2. If I had done something like that I would die of embarrassment and could not show my face in public again. Brown seems unaffected.
3. Nobody in the BBC picked it up or commented on the error.
4. He seems to have either forgotten the original or 'made up' a Gordon Brown version of the parable.
5. This is not funny. If he did 4 then the man is clearly delusional. He will be writing his own Gospel next.
6. How long can this person be allowed to remain in such a position? I always thought Blair was a nutter but McTwat makes him look sane by comparison.
One can only hope that the ladies in grey shawls metamorphose into men in grey suits. And soon.
I was reading the posts on a thread lower down and I came across Brown's speech containing the 'Parable of the Talents'
So I looked up the 'Parable of the Talents'.
Oh my fucking God, the man is a grade A cretin.
A Talent? what about a Denari, No? how about a shekel.
Think Monty Python, Brown clearly wasn't a fan.
anon 8.25pm
The picture which you posted a link to, seems to show the 'woman' on Brown's left is also a snotgobbler! Maybe it's some secret scottish snotgobbling society AGM?
From the Downing St website:
As a son and now a father I believe in the Parable of the Talents my father taught me:
that everyone has a talent,
everyone should have the chance to develop that talent,
and everyone should be challenged to use that talent and given the best chance to bridge that gap between what they are and what they have it in themselves to become.
And so I believe in the power of opportunity to change lives.
From Wiki on the Patrable of the Talents:
The parable tells of a master who was leaving his home to travel, and before going gave his three servants different amounts of money. On returning from his travels, the master asked his servants for an account of the money given to them. The first servant reported that he was given five talents, and he had made five talents more. The master praised the servant as being good and faithful, gave him more responsibility because of his faithfulness, and invited the servant to be joyful together with him.
The second servant said that he had received two talents, and he had made two talents more. The master praised this servant in the same way as being good and faithful, giving him more responsibility and inviting the servant to be joyful together with him.
The last servant who had received one talent reported that knowing his master was a hard man, he buried his talent in the ground for safekeeping, and therefore returned the original amount to his master. The master called him a wicked and lazy servant, saying that he should have placed the money in the bank to generate interest. The master commanded that the one talent be taken away from that servant, and given to the servant with ten talents, because everyone that has much will be given more, and whoever that has a little, even the little that he has will be taken away. And the master ordered the servant to be thrown outside into the darkness where there is "weeping and gnashing of teeth."
The man is hopeless.
STOP PRESS!! Too fucking funny!
According to this article:-
http://www3.washingtontimes.com/world/20070616-094030-8967r.htm
Gordon Broon was taught at school by one Miss Bogie.
You could not fucking make it up!
in mysterious time warp event gordon is transported back in time to the origins of politics , in his visit to the ghost of christmas past (or the sermon of the mound) he is guided by two old dears around the failiures of his rise to power and the limitations of socialism/communism/marxism .
in this photo we see gordon being reminded of how scotland voters have deserted the femanine seduction of labour in favour of the bravdo of salmond.
the ghosts then take gordon on to see that being jealous of blair was the begining of the madness, and thinking he was better than him was to be the end.
as genghis said "forgive us lord for we have spinned " I would add lied, decieved , corrupted , sullied , broken , led into bondage , sold off for vanity, ruined and cheapened .
not that ime baised at all!!
cheer up guido ian blair has been told his contract will not be renewed and to plan for retirement , but dont push for a full pardon even if blog stats are outrageously good were all still with you !!
Three little maids from school are we, filled to the brim with girlish glee, three little maids....etc
With apols to G&S
I asee he said in his speach that 'who would have thought 50 years ago that the Berlin Wall would have come down'
The Berlin wall was not even built 50 years ago. what a plonker.
Dennis 9.33pm - your final (bracketed) para is a vinegar stroke of genius, sir!
Anonymong 6:09
Thats strange, my MP told me that the realisation gordo and crew were truly fucked, came when the 'opinion formers' counted 50 derisory comments from us ordinary punters , to every half hearted attempt to defend the twat.
Re the talents debacle
Brown is clearly a master of irony and pun. He has wittily substituted one meaning of the word talent for another but the moral remains the same - to him that can make a fast buck out of the system shall be given more government contracts but the small saver (especially he who lets money lie in a dormant account) shall have his pittance wrested from him.
I saw this in the Observer yesterday and thought it was a photoshop of some Dickensian nonsense. Who's the lass employed to vet images?? Seriously, thought it was blankety blank or something. Better than when Thatcher went there though - unless he was preaching too. "long term tractor production figures good" - which according to farming today - they really are. A term I've never heard before though - 'food security' - ah, Labour - wtf?
I've never seen a dock...
Looks like the old geezers in the box on the Muppet Showw.
The point is what Gordo extrapolates from the parable clearly bears no relation to the text of the parable itself.
He relies on an 'interpretation(spin)' and spins that even further into a load of guff that is totally removed from the original. How ZaNULabour.
Just incredible he got the parable wrong.
Speaks volumes.
I suspect when the truth dawns on the meedja class -
could take a day or two they are so ----ing dozy
- they won't let this one pass.
Its very simple indeed. The 2 old ladies are indicators of any Jonah 'surging'. Should one of them suddenly keel over then Wendy knows to get Gordon to leave the assembly area asap, to prevent further bad luck affecting her party.
What a scoop: Prudence in the dock at the Old Bailey.
Those two PCs are just there to prevent any escape. Wendy knows how to keep her distance.
"How do you plead, Broon?"
Prudence: "Not guilty m'lud. Blame Mandy and his Brazilian pogo stick. I was just following orders..."
No doubt if he were sat between the dear ladies, Dame Hilda would be heard to ask: 'I wonder if he's married?'...
let's face it, if you put a t-shirt on brown and sat him on the steps of a half-way house, the cunt would not look out of place.
those two old dears would fit in aswell. and wendy would probably be their local crack dealer.
what a shower of shit!
News just in:
Baal worshiping mass murderer and Establishment placeman Comrade Broon addresses bewildered gaggle of happy-clappy naive religious fuck-wits in an orgy of mutual cock sucking and bean flicking. Church idiots spraying jizz over prayer books shocker.
And it can be confirmed at this time that Wendy Alexander is the grotesquely fat carpet munching Jackie Baillie’s strap-on partner. And all on expenses no less! U-Bend was bitterly complaining that the Baillie’s rancid crack needed a couple of squirts of Cillit Bang for fume management. That’s fuck all, wait until the space hopper needs a shite!
"No doubt if he were sat between the dear ladies, Dame Hilda would be heard to ask: 'I wonder if he's married?'..."
Made all the more poignant when you remember that Dame Hilda was male.
Sadly, Patrick Fyffe, who played Dame Hilda died in 2002.
News just in:
Baal worshiping mass murderer and Establishment placeman Comrade Broon addresses bewildered gaggle of happy-clappy naive religious fuck-wits in an orgy of mutual cock sucking and bean flicking. Church idiots spraying jizz over prayer books shocker.
And it can be confirmed at this time that Wendy Alexander is the grotesquely fat carpet munching Jackie Baillie’s strap-on partner. And all on expenses no less! U-Bend was bitterly complaining that the Baillie’s rancid crack needed a couple of squirts of Cillit Bang for fume management. That’s fuck all, wait until the space hopper needs a shite!
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