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Friday, May 2, 2008

Maguire's Tyne Turns Blue

Kevin Maguire claimed last year that "back home on Tyneside at the weekend, I found many a Labour voter eagerly awaiting the day [the] former premier is dead and buried." Margaret Thatcher will therefore no doubt be very pleased to learn that Maguire's hometown, where he helps the local Labour Party, is a Conservative gain.

You won't find so many Labour voters on the Tyne today...

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha - Cameron is more in touch with the Geordies than McGuire!!!

Labour Home is a classic today. There SOLE election-related headline? - "Labour gain seats in St Helens and Liverpool"

That's alright then...

Scumbag said...

Only the Northern bit of Tyneside. The central bit remains in the hands of the hopelessly inept Lib Dems.

Maguire is still a cunt though

Anonymous said...

We're doing our bit to kill New Labour and bury them into the history books, where they will be judged VERY badly.

Fucking delicious! said...

Might find them IN the Tyne though Guido.

Fucking delicious!

the cunt of cuntingchester said...

He is a cunt amongst cunts. a cunt by any other name is still a cunt. He just cunt leave it alone, stupid cunt.

Anonymous said...

small point guido kevin from SOUTH shields not NORTH shields-we can be very parochial up here!

Anonymous said...

Jonah Brown's visit to Wales last week seems to have had a predictable result :

Tide turns against Labour in its South Wales heartlands

Anonymous said...

Sky reporting that Pitt-Watson will not take the job.

Clearly the finances are looking ropey

Anonymous said...

As mentioned elsewhere, cunts are useful, Maguire is not.

David Abrahamson said...

I'm no fan of Kevin Maguire's soft soap Brownite commentary but to give some perspective, he is from south of the tyne near Sunderland. So trying to extend his birthplace north of a river isn't going to make this stick. Shame.

It's also worth pointing out that until 1997 Tynemouth was a Tory marginal Parliamentary seat and the council has been Conservative held on and off since then.

The NE Tories couldn't organise a raffle in a church hall, basically.

Anonymous said...

McGuire is a snivelling little shit. He and that fat useless Trotskyist Paul Routlege are the only reason I read the Mirror as their socialist tirade against the Tories is worth a laugh. If 'Toff' Cameron said that tax was to be dropped to zero rate for all people earning under £18k pa, it'd be wrong in their eyes.

the cunt of cuntingchester said...

Anonymous said...
'As mentioned elsewhere, cunts are useful, Maguire is not.'

Not if their riddled with venerial disease. He is the biggest scabbiest cunt I have ever had the dis- fucking- pleasure of ever seeing! But thankfully not tasting.

curly15 said...

Shame that the Tories cannot get their act together on the southern bank of the Tyne where the hard left Independents took four seats from Labour!

Don Tully said...

I'd like to kick the shit out of Maguire then torture him over a long weekend whilst playing Tears for Fears 'Everybody wants to rule the world', and other 80's hits. He'll no doubt spring up telling us that 'now is the time for Labour to come together', as the usual suspects (Straw, Miliband, Hutton, Clarke) begin putting the knife in, no doubt in his horrid voice

Anonymous said...

Dear Cunt
enough said!

Anonymous said...

So "The fog on the Tyne..." is coming out of Maguire's anal orifice.

Homosexualist_Bummer said...

Just sit back and relax as these ghastly, chip on both shoulders, oikes watch the political tide going out on them.

If only project Cameron wanted to hold those celt, cocaine snorting, trots at the bbc to account for their anti-Tory/Democratic/England campaign since '97.

Break the BBC up, let those useless fuckwits earn a living in the free-market.

the cunt of cuntingchester said...

Anonycunt-shit-for-brains said...
Dear Cunt
enough said!

Dear annonycunt, you are thick as thieves and i claim my 5 quid. If you are not her then you must be a scotch cunt. A loser no matter what.

Charlotte Corday said...

This is truly a sad day for "Mirror" columnist. "Toilets" Maguire's pal Paul Routledge didn't get elected to Cravan District Council.

peter carter-fuck said...

Notice the look of quiet contentment on Toilets' face as McTwat spews out his ignorant shite about taking the long term road to oblivion. I think he has tuned out, and is slowly pissing himself, enjoying the pleasing warm feeling as his pants fill up. It's feeling so good that he might even have a little shit later. Good job that he insisted on adult Pampers as part of his fee. Gordon told him that Nanny Oona would be coming round later to change him and give him some nice warm milk straight from her titties. Happy days, who cares about daft old election results?

Anonymous said...

Dear Cunt
can't you recognise a compliment when you see one? You cunt.

the (silly) cunt of cuntingchester said...

Anonymous said...
Dear Cunt
can't you recognise a compliment when you see one? You cunt.

Dear Mr Anonymous,

Very sorry; Please forgive me. No I could not regonise a compliement if it jumped up and bit me on the arse, obviously! I am a cunt as you rightly say, the only saving grace for me, at least I hope, is the fact I am not as much a cunt as Toilets and Snotgobblin.
I fully understand that forgiveness will probably be not forth coming, had I been mistaken for Thick shit thieves or a scotch cunt I would want to kill me also!

LH said...

I've never seen a man have a desperate to suck another's cock as Maguire has for Brown's (if he has one).

thick as thieves said...

spaz 4.23,
anon 3.19 is right, you definitely are a cunt.

red despot spotter said...

new job in sanitation for toynebee and mcguire.

sky interview was class, you could see he just didnt believe it

the cunt of cuntingchester said...

Dear Mr Thick Has Shit Thieves:

Yes indeed, Mr Anon at 3:19 is correct, I am a cunt. I have admitted this in my apology to Mr Anon 3:19 so your spaz insult is like water off a ducks arse. But I would just like to add, if i may be so bold; you sir are one of the cunts amongst the cunts. Now please be so kind has to go and fuck off. CUNT!!!

thick as thieves said...

what a spastic!

t(w)atinator said...

I see TAT shat has another fan.

simon said...

I think many a citizen will long for the day a former PM kicks the bucket. A right lying bast*rd who lied on more than one occasion, most significantly over the 'case' Iraq war; odiously over the death of Dr David Kelly; as well as many many more examples. A man who came into Downing Street to 'clean up politics' and left it sleazier than ever. I think it's wholly fitting Al'Qaida do the deed with the catholic who speaks with forked tongue.


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