Great acceptance speech by Boris, (knocker-uppers?) a lump in the throat of the newt-fancying, pigeon-toed, slimy shithead Livingslime and a "Hi Guys!" to the police from Brian "Heigh-Ho" Paddick.
The slimy bastard's political career is over - as a life-long Londoner, I've had to put up with Leninslime for far too long, and I hope he rots in well-deserved and miserable oblivion.
Except that now the BBC will use him as their instant expert to tell us all what Boris is doing wrong.
Didn't blame Gordon for having to suck from the teet of defeat... such a shame... spare a thought for Lee Jasper and then try not to gut laugh too hard.
As usual the BBC goes back to the presenter before allowing viewers to hear speeches from other 'invisible' candidates which they have bareley mentioned throughout the campaign.
So I switched to a live feed on ITV LOCAL, just missed the end of Richard Barnbrooks of BNP who was going at it hell to leather.
THEN Gerard Batten UKIP makes his speech, he said
HE HAS NEVER KNOWN AN ELECTION WHERE OVER 400,000 VOTES WERE SPOILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Guido, were my ears deceiving me, he said 400,000
Twinned with Edinburgh? So how comes we're stuck with an eejit "Lord Provost". No mayoral system here guvnor, just a non-entity in a wedding motor, crunk cups and bling. Still, at least it ain't no NuLabour non-entity.
Superb magnanimous speech and typical Boris, a real human being.
Still hope Brian is offered and accepts a top rôle; I've been saying such for a fortnight and it has become apparent that I am not alone.
Step 1 Sack Commissioner and officers and board of TfL entirely, (and the army of feckin' PRs),
Step 2 Cut 2 to 3 seconds off pedestrian phases of all traffic lights all over London; bus passengers have suffered just as much as other road users,
Step 3 Mend the roads and stop all spending on trendy vehicle impedence schemes and stop withholding council road funds unless their schemes impede road users,
Step 4 Stop listening to the Greens who have had a grossly disproportionate influence over policy in the last term, bunch of ill-informed extremist 'believers' they are now,
Step 5 Teach pedestrians that they actually have to look both ways before crossing the road and boldly bowling out with your loaded pushchair without looking is actually foolish, not acceptable and ill-advised.
Step 6 Stop ALL cycling on anything but their lawful highways and crack down on cyclists ignoring highway Laws.
Is that because he won't be openly spilling out cash to the likes of you hand over fist? Yes? Well then a tit is the thing to be in that case. Viva la Boris. Fucka la student-socialists.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Help, I now live in the only Labour County!!!!!!
boris speeech towards ken was good , i wasnt expecting him to offer his adversary praise !!.
padick scored way lower than i was expecting
400,000 spoiled papers seems a bit high . but that second preferance thing turned out quite interesting , as an experiment dont do it again , it took 17 hrs to count the votes
well done boris and his team i guess , hope your chance does not get the better of you !!
Guido. When you started this blog you were quite the radical anti-politician libertarian nihilist. Nowadays your blog is essentially just a Conservative hangout. Admit it.
@ student 12:18, from what I hear the "team" is a prefab cabal of Cameroonies with marginal skills but long memories. They certainly weren't able to build a website that displayed properly in either IE or FF.
It wasn't the staff that won this election; it was the personalities involved, both Boris' and Ken's.
Let's hope now that he's won he turfs the lot and hand-picks some capable people.
So even with Ken Livingslime stuffing the ballots and cheating on postal votes he still couldnt win!!!!! Ken looked sick as he realised that all the crooked measures beloved of marxist scum everywhere didnt work? Ha Ha Ha Ha! The vote counters(riggers) tried to mark down thosands of BNP votes as invalid and still they get a seat on the assembly? Ha Ha Ha Ha! All those 'invalid votes should be recounted at some point and Ill bet the farm that 90% are BNP and BJ votes thrown away by the Livingslime cronies!
The Marxists can lie and cheat and rig the vote and lie and cheat some more? Its what they do and still they lose!
How did Mrs Dale manage to spend so long cooped up with that ghastly Yasmin Alibhai-Brown without strangling her?
What a horrible specimen she is - patronising, opinionated, smug, ill-mannered, haughty, censorious... and as for her "Boris is not one of us" line, what makes Yasmin fuckin Alibhai-Brown such a perfect Londoner?
She and the whole gang of leftie hangers-on are another good reason why Leninshit had to go.
Please say a prayer of thanks for Andrew Gilligan without whose brave journalism, the facts about Ken's corruption might never have become generally known. He plus the blogs of course.
One begins to wonder if the Iraq War might been blogged out in 2003, had Gilligan had the backing of the sphere then. Oh well. It's history.
Ken Livingstone seeks and wins nomination as Labour Party candidate for Crewe and Natwich by- election.
Livingstone wins the seat comfortably against strong Conservative opposition. Effectively stops the Labour electoral rout. Appointed to cabinet and replaces Jowell as Minister for London. Becomes a rallying point for Labour MPs and party activists increasingly disaffected by Gordon Brown's continuing unpopularity and disastrous poll ratings.
Livingstone makes it clear he has the ambition and courage to stand against Brown in a leadership challenge initiated by Labour MPS. Gordon Brown recognises that the tide has moved inexorably against him resigns Party Leadership and Premiership on health grounds . Lvingstone wins election becomes party Leader and Prime Minister by end 2008.
Thats the Edinburgh run by a Lib Dem/SNP coalition, where the Tories dropped from 13 to 11 Councillors at the last Council Elections in 2003, where the Council Leader and Lord Provost at Lib Dems and where the Lib Dems only need a smallish swing to win three out of the five Westminster Seats.
Now if Paddick had won 'Twinned with Edinburgh' would make sense...
// Guido. When you started this blog you were quite the radical anti-politician libertarian nihilist. Nowadays your blog is essentially just a Conservative hangout. Admit it. //
So the fuck what? It's Guido's blog - he could write about toy trains if he wanted to. You don't have to come here, do you? Did someone force you? Guido has done a sterling job helping to unmask the New Labour bully boy project, and many of us are grateful to him for his work.
Boris, please don't let Paddick or Livingstone anywhere near power in your new administration. For policing and crime get someone in to do the job NOT play the game or settle old scores. Scotland Yard and City hall must be comprehensively overhauled and forensically examined in the case of the latter. Jasper must be charged and stand trial. Get the Met on the street, scal all the PCSO's, stop all the unnecessary funding of separatist representative groups. As for Yasmina Alibba-Broon - why doesn't she just fuck off and die - nasty old harpie!
Ahhh the sweet taste of success. Well dont Boris! Would love to have seen Ken grimace after hearing the result. This nicely rounded-off week of local elections marks the beginning of the end of that cunt Brown.
Greetings from New Zealand. Well done to Boris and all the rest of the Conservatives. I say this a Yorkshireman and 'Pommiekiwi.' Helengrad, as we refer to the capital Wellington, awaits liberation too from our own corrupt and incompetent Liarbour regime. This is expected later this year. www.nominister.blogspot.com Congratulations again.
Brian "Hello Boys" Paddick threw the most delightful hissy fit in the post-match interviews - "he can save himself the cost of a phone call". Polly "Tuscan Villa" Toyboy and Yasmin Alibaba Broon were the models of socilaist elite bitterness and vituperation. The BBC stopped just short of solemn martial music and black arm bands in their coverage. Tessa Jowell had the hollow dark-ringed eyes of one who knows the game is up. I shall now refer to Labour as the "former Labour Party", Broon as the "former PM" - they are dead men walking.
Nobody in the mayor's office: a) had any idea that there were irregularities b) would have gone along with that if they had noticed, which they didn't c) supported the previous mayor, what's-his-name. They've always thought there was something not quite right about him, but it's so easy with hindsight, isn't it? And they hardly ever met him. In fact, they've been off sick for seven years and on holiday for the other one, so let's not dwell, water under the bridge, draw a line in the sand etc...
It would be nice to see certain people get theirs but it is really more important that Boris gets on with making London a decent city to live and work in. Perhaps he can make the Olympics work for London. At the moment Londoners seem to be under a cloud of gloom thick enough to suffocate a cheery cock-er-ney and dreading the whole business, which they see as nothing but trouble and inconvenience for them, and of no particular benefit to anyone.
Go on Boris, make the cab drivers happy by setting up a deal whereby they are contracted to the Olympics and don't have to sit there fretting about getting a fare back from Stratford.
What I want to know is now that we may have a Tory government in a couple of years time, how serious are you in rolling back Labourscum totalitarianism? Are you going to can ID Cards? Are you going to tell our out of control police force to stop retaining the DNA of innocent people? You don't control crime by attacking the innocent and law-abiding. Our police force needs to be reminded of that by a government that stands of up the individual rights of the citizen. Are you going to repeal the utterly stupid laws against 'extreme' pornography? In short, are you going to stand for liberty, or do you hate freedom as comprehensively as Labourscum?
I'm amazed how many left wing crack-pots have crawled out the wood work to post their comments telling us that the Tories will start throwing babies on the bonfire.
Boris has a heavy weight on his shoulders - the future sanity of this country.
Not only did Gary lose to the BNP, but long-serving politicos such as Mike Tappin were booted out. The main reasons were local; how the city council handled local facilities (pools, care homes, libraries) and its plan to shut the good schools as well as the dud ones. There was also an underlying festering fury about the sale of land on allegedly favourable terms for a mosque.
Labour created a situation which favoured the BNP. They now hold 9 seats (out of 60) whereas Labour hold only 17. That needs putting in capitals, in case any Labour trolls (or Conservatives for that matter) are working this morning. LABOUR ONLY HOLD 17 SEATS OUT OF 60 IN STOKE ON TRENT. THEY HAVE DROPPED 43 SEATS IN A DECADE. NOW WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS, HMM?
This matters because while London is a place not quite like anywhere else, Stoke on Trent is a reasonable reflection of the rest of the country.
I'm still trying to work out what the Great Helmsman means by 'listen and lead'. I put it through Babelfish and it translated as 'I will spend lots more taxpayers' money on consultations, and if the results do not support my own view I will ignore them.'
Gordo really has elevated 'not getting it' to an art form. We don't want 'listen and lead'. We want 'listen, then fuck off and let someone else have a go.' Anyone. Even Gary Elsby.
Meanwhile in Guardian-land, the leftists are tearing themselves apart arguing over whether Labour lost because it is not socialist enough, or not Blairite enough. It's simpler than that. Labour lost because it couldn't run a small sheet metal fabricating business, let alone a country of 60 million people.
" Step 1 Sack Commissioner and officers and board of TfL entirely, (and the army of feckin' PRs).."
Might I suggest some additions to Boris' action list, given that Ken, Jasper and his sleazy mates have been polluting City Hall for the last 10 Years.
Step 1 close all the offices for a week and change the locks forthwith.
Step 2 send in auditors and forensic accountants to go through the books...now! Use independents and freelancers...the big firms have already been bought off by big Government contracts.
Step 3 Don't risk drinking or eating anything offered to you by City Hall staff for the foreseeable future..
Let the purge begin. No Excuses. No Mercy. No Prisoners.
Seeing that The Downfall was on the telly last night and Adolf was busting pencils and raving i would guess the same was happening at the other bunker,well by now the jock cunt should have topped himself but i will be willing to buy 10 litres of petrol @1.10 a litre to burn the corpse in the garden of No10,fuck off Gorgon you cunt.
Something quite strange happened when Livingstone spoke after Boris. His nasal twang had gone and he sounded nearly human. Have a listen. What do you think?
Boris will now come under pressure to resign from the House of Commons, which he should resist. It would be good for London if the Mayor had a voice in the national legislature. And those who cry 'Two Jobs' should be forcefully reminded that if Broon can spend all day and night running the UK and still represent Kirkcaldy, there is no reason why Boris can't run City Hall in the morning and represent Henley in the afternoon.
Out of the country and a bit behind on the news today - but nice to wake up to wall to wall good tidings.
I hope somewhere in the bowels of Nulab HQ there's a spinner crying into his latte and dimly remembering, from his Oxbridge days, G.K. Chesterton's unmatched lines on the English.........
They have given us into the hands of the new unhappy lords, Lords without anger and honour, who dare not carry their swords. They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes; They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies. And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs, Their doors are shut in the evenings; and they know no songs. We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet, Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street. It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first, Our wrath come after Russia's wrath and our wrath be the worst. It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest God's scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best. But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet. Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.
Well, Nulab, we've spoken now and - to put it less elegantly than Chesterton - Which bit of "Fuck Off" don't you understand?
Pleased that Ken's out, I for one was fed up being called a raciast simply because I agreed Jesper was doing some fishy things with money that wasn't his.
But there will be quite a few of you being asked to give an unreserved apology for your part in getting this idiot elected as mayor, when it all goes tits up?
And please Guido, remove the suggestion that Edinburgh is twinned with London. London is a shit hole, Edinburgh is not.
Basil Brush 12.20am. I think the UKIP candidate was being disingenuous. He added a zero. he figure was 41,032.
Out of interest, can any London voters tell us whether the voting system for the Mayor and for the Assembly with several different coloured papers and the 1st and 2nd preference was easy to understand.
It's like the fall of the fucking Berlin wall! I love it! Have you heard the whining liberal-fascists on the BBC? Ha! ha! Ha! Their world has collapsed, it's ideologiacl meltdwon, some will have to get real jobs! I'm laughing and smiling and glloating so much! Victory or death! Crush the vanquished!The vanity and conceit of the sociapth that calls itself Livingstone is unbefuckinglievable. I thought the girl amn was going to cry again, for himself of course...
Guido, Ive posted several links to the Richard Dearlove Confrontation, these links have now been taken down and do not work.
Here is another link to what I feel is an important video, Where Dearelove Doesn't deny fitting the evidence to the Policy of Invading Iraq AND admits being a member of the Bilderberger Group.
ignore the PartyPoker Download button.
a bit temremental, best thing seems to be click the circular button, it will respond as buffering, Wait till it goes green then click the play button on the bottom left.
BBC 1 TV used the Bullingdon Club photo at 9:11am today 03 May in an repeated and continuous trotting out of every alleged mistake in Boris Johnson's life. A BBC reporter on the Embankment said "I have spoken to a couple of people this morning who say that Boris will be a disaster for London". The BBC bias is brazen and disgusting.
Anon,11:27 Quite so. I always found Eddie Mair quite droll but heard a new side of him when he questioned Boris and George Osborne recently...naked loathing and scorn in his voice...Hmmmn.
Amazing The suns shining in london and the rain has gone now all these socialist vanpires have been struck down. Remember what Boris promised, If you vote Conservative? You will be richer, your wife will have bigger tits and you will drive a BMW M3. The Labour scum offer you a bus ticket , unending rain and a fuck up the arse from some publicly funded knob jockey such as gordon. Hurry up and fuck off you unemployable piccaninnie loving wank stains.
Just imagine all those wasters Ken appointed to run the Dictator appeasement/Paper clips/Racialist agenda/Diversity workshop/PR pig trough/gay and Lesbian voice departments, crapping themselves this weekend. Boris be bold in your first month, slash these pointless wretches from the payroll.
Twinned with Edinburgh
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Can't stand the place but still enjoying this.
Get in quite frankly...!
Time for another beer!
Cheers are ringing out in the streets of SW1, where I reside.
F'king marvellous.
Oh, and Ken's almost in tears. Ah, diddums.
Now then, get the forensic accountants in there. Find out what went where. Prosecute, prosecute, prosecute.
YES!
what now do we call Ken Leavingsoon?
Actually, who cares!
Cracking speech Boris
Now Losingsoon ... fuck off
Excellent. The shredders will be working overtime this weekend though.
When Boris Johnson got kicked out of the shadow cabinet he was asked how it felt. What he said is very apt for Mr Leavingsoon.
"I have no regrets. Remember there are no disasters, only new opportunities.
And, of course, new opportunities for fresh disasters"
Let the 2nd of May forever be St Boris's Day!
Great acceptance speech by Boris, (knocker-uppers?) a lump in the throat of the newt-fancying, pigeon-toed, slimy shithead Livingslime and a "Hi Guys!" to the police from Brian "Heigh-Ho" Paddick.
Fuck off you Labour cunts.
FUCKING YES! Happy days...
The slimy bastard's political career is over - as a life-long Londoner, I've had to put up with Leninslime for far too long, and I hope he rots in well-deserved and miserable oblivion.
Except that now the BBC will use him as their instant expert to tell us all what Boris is doing wrong.
Congratulations to Boris and the Team.
Ken Livingscum gets his arse handed to him on a plate, the crowning glory of Labour's defeat.
What a laugh to see that cumstain Michael White and the rest of the BBC trying to say that things weren't necessarily that bad for Labour.
Go Boris!
fanfuckingtastic....
boris HAS WON!!!
It's not that I wanted to see Boris win, but I desperately wanted to see the champagne socialists lose.
I have not been disappointed.
There are no real principled parties out there, but epicaricacy can be indulged in after the last 48 hours.
Absolutely brilliant news! Go Boris!
Salvation from the horror of ZanuLabour is on the way!
Roll on 2010 and bye byeGordon!
Did my bit on policy....very satisfying. We can all go and buy Range Rovers now.
Just driving back from Brighton (for a meal) and heard. Great news.
Didn't blame Gordon for having to suck from the teet of defeat... such a shame... spare a thought for Lee Jasper and then try not to gut laugh too hard.
It's the suburbs wot won it.
Zones 1 and 2 remain loyal to Red Ken.
Let the secessionist movement begin!
By my maths, that's nearly 14% in 2nd pref votes. That's a big win!
the curse of Johna again?
Boris is a tit, we can only hope he is completely out of his depth and has to let his team run the show...
As usual the BBC goes back to the presenter before allowing viewers to hear speeches from other 'invisible' candidates which they have bareley mentioned throughout the campaign.
So I switched to a live feed on ITV LOCAL, just missed the end of Richard Barnbrooks of BNP who was going at it hell to leather.
THEN Gerard Batten UKIP makes his speech, he said
HE HAS NEVER KNOWN AN ELECTION WHERE OVER 400,000 VOTES WERE SPOILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guido, were my ears deceiving me, he said 400,000
As I said earlier LONDON TWINNED WITH HARARE.
Next week's headlines...
http://i30.tinypic.com/3148rba.jpg
Brilliant result. All we need now is some footage of Ken being escorted off the premises by security.
Boris's victory speech - utterly fantastic. News 24 have just played it again, and it pushes all the right buttons. Great stuff.
Twinned with Edinburgh? So how comes we're stuck with an eejit "Lord Provost". No mayoral system here guvnor, just a non-entity in a wedding motor, crunk cups and bling. Still, at least it ain't no NuLabour non-entity.
"I was elected as New Boris and I will govern as New Boris"
BoJo
3/5/2008
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fucking brilliant!!
YouGov spot on once again.
"Excellent. The shredders will be working overtime this weekend though."
I heard Ken was being escorted out by security staff so nothing can be touched before Johnson moves in.
Bingo Bango Bongo, Boris Boris Boris!
Superb magnanimous speech and typical Boris, a real human being.
Still hope Brian is offered and accepts a top rôle; I've been saying such for a fortnight and it has become apparent that I am not alone.
Step 1 Sack Commissioner and officers and board of TfL entirely, (and the army of feckin' PRs),
Step 2 Cut 2 to 3 seconds off pedestrian phases of all traffic lights all over London; bus passengers have suffered just as much as other road users,
Step 3 Mend the roads and stop all spending on trendy vehicle impedence schemes and stop withholding council road funds unless their schemes impede road users,
Step 4 Stop listening to the Greens who have had a grossly disproportionate influence over policy in the last term, bunch of ill-informed extremist 'believers' they are now,
Step 5 Teach pedestrians that they actually have to look both ways before crossing the road and boldly bowling out with your loaded pushchair without looking is actually foolish, not acceptable and ill-advised.
Step 6 Stop ALL cycling on anything but their lawful highways and crack down on cyclists ignoring highway Laws.
Writes out P45.
And so on.
Pops Cork.
Whitey keeping me down again.
still expecting politicians to find the answers then guido
libertarian my arse
Oh fucking yes, goodbye livingshite. I'm so excited I could shit. Guess i'm in the right place, get in there!
Blimey...Boris was a bit cross with that Beeb bloke...
Do you think the MSM will let him actually get on with the job...?
Boris elected mayor. Ken's biog still on Assembly website
Student @ 12.18 "Boris is a tit"...
Is that because he won't be openly spilling out cash to the likes of you hand over fist? Yes? Well then a tit is the thing to be in that case. Viva la Boris. Fucka la student-socialists.
All together now:
"Jolly Gloating Weather..."
400,000 votes spoiled? That would be a scandal - got a source?
" A new dawn has broken, has it not?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Help, I now live in the only Labour County!!!!!!
Squeeky Bum time for Lee Jasper
Squeeky Bum time for Ian Blair
and lets look for the prosecutions for fraud
its pay back time
I am delighted, and I live in Newcastle!
'Gordon Brown on the ropes - but it's not over yet'
This is Saturday's Daily Mail leader.
For all his connection with 'midBritain', Dacre really doesn't know when his mate Brown has had it.
What's Dacre's problem?
boris speeech towards ken was good , i wasnt expecting him to offer his adversary praise !!.
padick scored way lower than i was expecting
400,000 spoiled papers seems a bit high . but that second preferance thing turned out quite interesting , as an experiment dont do it again , it took 17 hrs to count the votes
well done boris and his team i guess , hope your chance does not get the better of you !!
there cheers for britain
Te deum laudamus...
And on my feast day, too!
I've had a bottle of champagne, and am going to bed happier than Lord Laidlaw with 50 beautiful and Horny hookers! :)
BB
GET RID OF THAT FUCKIN "TWINNED WITH EDINBURGH" PISH. EDINBURGH HAS NO RIGHT, IN ITS CURRENT STATE, TO BE TWINNED WITH BORIS TOWN.
MAYORAL SYSTEM FOR EDINBURGH. AND FUCK THE TRAMS
"Boris's victory speech - utterly fantastic. News 24 have just played it again, and it pushes all the right buttons. Great stuff."
Can someone post this to youtube?
Some of us don't have a telly up t'North, like.
Oh frabjous day! Calloo! Callay!
Guido. When you started this blog you were quite the radical anti-politician libertarian nihilist. Nowadays your blog is essentially just a Conservative hangout. Admit it.
Things Can Only Get Better!
And as a resident of "Bexley and Bromley" I proudly announce
"It's us wot won it" (Original credits "The Sun" 1992)
Congratulations, Boris. We raise a glass to you. Or a bottle, in Guido's case :¬)
Is this a Kinnock Lightbulb moment or a Graeme Taylor turnip moment? Either way, the lights have been turned out on the brown cabbage yard
FORENSIC AUDITORS GET IN NOW.
@ student 12:18, from what I hear the "team" is a prefab cabal of Cameroonies with marginal skills but long memories. They certainly weren't able to build a website that displayed properly in either IE or FF.
It wasn't the staff that won this election; it was the personalities involved, both Boris' and Ken's.
Let's hope now that he's won he turfs the lot and hand-picks some capable people.
So even with Ken Livingslime stuffing the ballots and cheating on postal votes he still couldnt win!!!!!
Ken looked sick as he realised that all the crooked measures beloved of marxist scum everywhere didnt work? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
The vote counters(riggers) tried to mark down thosands of BNP votes as invalid and still they get a seat on the assembly? Ha Ha Ha Ha!
All those 'invalid votes should be recounted at some point and Ill bet the farm that 90% are BNP and BJ votes thrown away by the Livingslime cronies!
The Marxists can lie and cheat and rig the vote and lie and cheat some more? Its what they do and still they lose!
How did Mrs Dale manage to spend so long cooped up with that ghastly Yasmin Alibhai-Brown without strangling her?
What a horrible specimen she is - patronising, opinionated, smug, ill-mannered, haughty, censorious... and as for her "Boris is not one of us" line, what makes Yasmin fuckin Alibhai-Brown such a perfect Londoner?
She and the whole gang of leftie hangers-on are another good reason why Leninshit had to go.
Please say a prayer of thanks for Andrew Gilligan without whose brave journalism, the facts about Ken's corruption might never have become generally known. He plus the blogs of course.
One begins to wonder if the Iraq War might been blogged out in 2003, had Gilligan had the backing of the sphere then. Oh well. It's history.
At least London has been delivered.
Looks like the boy David will slay gordonliath.
Go Boris,go Boris!!!
I'm happy though somewhat surprised Boris pulled it off.
His Yes Minister faux Churchillian speech was hysterical.
Have spent the morning reading Cif, wgat fun.
Prediction
Ken Livingstone seeks and wins nomination as Labour Party candidate for Crewe and Natwich by- election.
Livingstone wins the seat comfortably against strong Conservative opposition. Effectively stops the Labour electoral rout. Appointed to cabinet and replaces Jowell as Minister for London. Becomes a rallying point for Labour MPs and party activists increasingly disaffected by Gordon Brown's continuing unpopularity and disastrous poll ratings.
Livingstone makes it clear he has the ambition and courage to stand against Brown in a leadership challenge initiated by Labour MPS. Gordon Brown recognises that the tide has moved inexorably against him resigns Party Leadership and Premiership on health grounds . Lvingstone wins election becomes party Leader and Prime Minister by end 2008.
Remember you heard it here first.
'Twinned with Edinburgh?'
Thats the Edinburgh run by a Lib Dem/SNP coalition, where the Tories dropped from 13 to 11 Councillors at the last Council Elections in 2003, where the Council Leader and Lord Provost at Lib Dems and where the Lib Dems only need a smallish swing to win three out of the five Westminster Seats.
Now if Paddick had won 'Twinned with Edinburgh' would make sense...
Yes tapestry, well done Gilligan and his source :-)
Fantastic news. Poor Nu Labour, if only the electorate would listen and understand...
@Asher said...
// Guido. When you started this blog you were quite the radical anti-politician libertarian nihilist. Nowadays your blog is essentially just a Conservative hangout. Admit it. //
So the fuck what? It's Guido's blog - he could write about toy trains if he wanted to. You don't have to come here, do you? Did someone force you? Guido has done a sterling job helping to unmask the New Labour bully boy project, and many of us are grateful to him for his work.
What have YOU done?
OT but ha ha
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/i-hate-every-last-one-of-you%2c-admits-brown-20080502920/
are the men in white coats on their way to No 10 ?
cant be too long now and not soon enough
I would also like to thank Jonah Brown for going out on the campaign trail with Ex Mayor Livingstone.
Hooray, hooray, for the lst of May, they Boris-danced Red Ken away.
Boris, please don't let Paddick or Livingstone anywhere near power in your new administration.
For policing and crime get someone in to do the job NOT play the game or settle old scores. Scotland Yard and City hall must be comprehensively overhauled and forensically examined in the case of the latter. Jasper must be charged and stand trial. Get the Met on the street, scal all the PCSO's, stop all the unnecessary funding of separatist representative groups. As for Yasmina Alibba-Broon - why doesn't she just fuck off and die - nasty old harpie!
best bit of boris speech
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2008/05/best-bit-of-boris-acceptance-speech.html
Will the May Day now cease to be Labour day and become Tory day?
Ahhh the sweet taste of success. Well dont Boris! Would love to have seen Ken grimace after hearing the result. This nicely rounded-off week of local elections marks the beginning of the end of that cunt Brown.
hard to believe that the town of my birth, is now BorisTown...
i woke up with a spring in my step, and muggy head what with the celebrating last night.
i am still dreaming arent i?
Was any paper work was lost in the flood in the basement?
Not entirely off-topic, anyone else seen the Stoke Abbey Green ward result?
Elsby the head-banger got beat by the BNP and only managed 63 more votes than the Conservative.
You couldn't make it up. It just put the seal on a great couple of days.
The downside is he'll be back on these pages soon enough.
(Well it made me laugh anyway)
Harold Wilson.
Come out and Fuck Off!
Sorry I was confused for a moment, I'm getting on and keep getting muddled about which decade I'm living in.
Greetings from New Zealand.
Well done to Boris and all the rest of the Conservatives.
I say this a Yorkshireman and 'Pommiekiwi.'
Helengrad, as we refer to the capital Wellington, awaits liberation too from our own corrupt and incompetent Liarbour regime.
This is expected later this year.
www.nominister.blogspot.com
Congratulations again.
Brian "Hello Boys" Paddick threw the most delightful hissy fit in the post-match interviews - "he can save himself the cost of a phone call". Polly "Tuscan Villa" Toyboy and Yasmin Alibaba Broon were the models of socilaist elite bitterness and vituperation. The BBC stopped just short of solemn martial music and black arm bands in their coverage. Tessa Jowell had the hollow dark-ringed eyes of one who knows the game is up. I shall now refer to Labour as the "former Labour Party", Broon as the "former PM" - they are dead men walking.
Jesus wept, this Gobment just had the kicking of their lives and still they're trying to fuck up peoples lives:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1922275/Parents-face-ban-from-teaching-children-to-drive.html
Have they learned nothing?
Listen and lead my arse. Arrogant tossers.
Nobody in the mayor's office:
a) had any idea that there were irregularities
b) would have gone along with that if they had noticed, which they didn't
c) supported the previous mayor, what's-his-name. They've always thought there was something not quite right about him, but it's so easy with hindsight, isn't it? And they hardly ever met him. In fact, they've been off sick for seven years and on holiday for the other one, so let's not dwell, water under the bridge, draw a line in the sand etc...
It would be nice to see certain people get theirs but it is really more important that Boris gets on with making London a decent city to live and work in. Perhaps he can make the Olympics work for London. At the moment Londoners seem to be under a cloud of gloom thick enough to suffocate a cheery cock-er-ney and dreading the whole business, which they see as nothing but trouble and inconvenience for them, and of no particular benefit to anyone.
Go on Boris, make the cab drivers happy by setting up a deal whereby they are contracted to the Olympics and don't have to sit there fretting about getting a fare back from Stratford.
What I want to know is now that we may have a Tory government in a couple of years time, how serious are you in rolling back Labourscum totalitarianism? Are you going to can ID Cards? Are you going to tell our out of control police force to stop retaining the DNA of innocent people? You don't control crime by attacking the innocent and law-abiding. Our police force needs to be reminded of that by a government that stands of up the individual rights of the citizen. Are you going to repeal the utterly stupid laws against 'extreme' pornography? In short, are you going to stand for liberty, or do you hate freedom as comprehensively as Labourscum?
Agreed: Get the FORENSIC AUDITORS GET IN - NOW.
Many thanks to Andrew Gilligan - hopefully we will see him on Question Time this week!!
I'm amazed how many left wing crack-pots have crawled out the wood work to post their comments telling us that the Tories will start throwing babies on the bonfire.
Boris has a heavy weight on his shoulders - the future sanity of this country.
What the fuck is going on? Have I missed something? Who the fuck is Boris? Now the watchers become the watched.
Fucking delicious!
http://www.labourhome.org/story/2008/5/2/20558/84195 is reporting "Rumour has it that Jack Straw and David Miliband are considering leadership bids. "
Let's hope not. Let's keep ZaNuLiebour well and truly in the Brown stoff.
If Wheeler gets his way, we could be liberated from Europe too, yay!
>> What now do we call Ken Leavingsoon?
Ken LeavingStunned !!
Anon 9:30
If Labour were bothering to listen, they should have their earholes up against the Sentinel's news coverage and readers' responses.
Not only did Gary lose to the BNP, but long-serving politicos such as Mike Tappin were booted out.
The main reasons were local; how the city council handled local facilities (pools, care homes, libraries) and its plan to shut the good schools as well as the dud ones. There was also an underlying festering fury about the sale of land on allegedly favourable terms for a mosque.
Labour created a situation which favoured the BNP. They now hold 9 seats (out of 60) whereas Labour hold only 17. That needs putting in capitals, in case any Labour trolls (or Conservatives for that matter) are working this morning. LABOUR ONLY HOLD 17 SEATS OUT OF 60 IN STOKE ON TRENT. THEY HAVE DROPPED 43 SEATS IN A DECADE. NOW WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS, HMM?
This matters because while London is a place not quite like anywhere else, Stoke on Trent is a reasonable reflection of the rest of the country.
I'm still trying to work out what the Great Helmsman means by 'listen and lead'. I put it through Babelfish and it translated as 'I will spend lots more taxpayers' money on consultations, and if the results do not support my own view I will ignore them.'
Gordo really has elevated 'not getting it' to an art form. We don't want 'listen and lead'. We want 'listen, then fuck off and let someone else have a go.' Anyone. Even Gary Elsby.
Meanwhile in Guardian-land, the leftists are tearing themselves apart arguing over whether Labour lost because it is not socialist enough, or not Blairite enough. It's simpler than that. Labour lost because it couldn't run a small sheet metal fabricating business, let alone a country of 60 million people.
Happy days.
Leninslime looked as sick as a Skegness donkey!
Excellent!!
Anonymous Section D Notice said...
" Step 1 Sack Commissioner and officers and board of TfL entirely, (and the army of feckin' PRs).."
Might I suggest some additions to Boris' action list, given that Ken, Jasper and his sleazy mates have been polluting City Hall for the last 10 Years.
Step 1 close all the offices for a week and change the locks forthwith.
Step 2 send in auditors and forensic accountants to go through the books...now! Use independents and freelancers...the big firms have already been bought off by big Government contracts.
Step 3 Don't risk drinking or eating anything offered to you by City Hall staff for the foreseeable future..
Let the purge begin. No Excuses. No Mercy. No Prisoners.
Lovely, lovely, lovely!
Didn’t the Boy DO WELL! GO BORIS GO! Clear the stables and cleanse the air.
And well done Guido and Gilig.
As for, re Celtic Oracle, – Livingspurned as PM? – wow, - rats in a sack?
Or the start of the revolution?
Seeing that The Downfall was on the telly last night and Adolf was busting pencils and raving i would guess the same was happening at the other bunker,well by now the jock cunt should have topped himself but i will be willing to buy 10 litres of petrol @1.10 a litre to burn the corpse in the garden of No10,fuck off Gorgon you cunt.
Celtic Oracle:
What a shit prediction sir. Have you been taking lessons fron mystic meg?
Something quite strange happened when Livingstone spoke after Boris. His nasal twang had gone and he sounded nearly human. Have a listen. What do you think?
Oh Boris, I could kiss you!!!!
Boris will now come under pressure to resign from the House of Commons, which he should resist. It would be good for London if the Mayor had a voice in the national legislature. And those who cry 'Two Jobs' should be forcefully reminded that if Broon can spend all day and night running the UK and still represent Kirkcaldy, there is no reason why Boris can't run City Hall in the morning and represent Henley in the afternoon.
Out of the country and a bit behind on the news today - but nice to wake up to wall to wall good tidings.
I hope somewhere in the bowels of Nulab HQ there's a spinner crying into his latte and dimly remembering, from his Oxbridge days, G.K. Chesterton's unmatched lines on the English.........
They have given us into the hands of the new unhappy lords,
Lords without anger and honour, who dare not carry their swords.
They fight by shuffling papers; they have bright dead alien eyes;
They look at our labour and laughter as a tired man looks at flies.
And the load of their loveless pity is worse than the ancient wrongs,
Their doors are shut in the evenings; and they know no songs.
We hear men speaking for us of new laws strong and sweet,
Yet is there no man speaketh as we speak in the street.
It may be we shall rise the last as Frenchmen rose the first,
Our wrath come after Russia's wrath and our wrath be the worst.
It may be we are meant to mark with our riot and our rest
God's scorn for all men governing. It may be beer is best.
But we are the people of England; and we have not spoken yet.
Smile at us, pay us, pass us. But do not quite forget.
Well, Nulab, we've spoken now and - to put it less elegantly than Chesterton - Which bit of "Fuck Off" don't you understand?
The BBC News Department is corrupt.
11 years of Labour have corrupted it even more.
It is now so naked in its political support that it cannot be reformed.
Scrap the BBC News Department.
Re the comment about 400,000 spoilt ballot papers - according to the results on London Elects it was only 40,000. Someone's telling porkies.
this is not the end, this is not even the beginning oi fthe end etc etcetc
i agree the shredders will be working over time, Military intel get in there and catch em at it.
Id ask the Met but they are probably operating the shredders.
BBC, yep scap it, and most of the other channels.
remember Cameron is Pro EU. too.
Anybody know more about the scale of the spoilt ballots, I heard that officials were writing ballot no's on the papers therfore spopling them.
Cardboard boxes, with sticky lids, and eveyone issuedf with pencils , left over night ????
THE NWO has the conservative leadership in its pocket, all they have to do is supress the Nationalist vote.
The BNP quite possibly wouldnt win at this stage but I think they did far better than we are being told....
Pleased that Ken's out, I for one was fed up being called a raciast simply because I agreed Jesper was doing some fishy things with money that wasn't his.
But there will be quite a few of you being asked to give an unreserved apology for your part in getting this idiot elected as mayor, when it all goes tits up?
And please Guido, remove the suggestion that Edinburgh is twinned with London. London is a shit hole, Edinburgh is not.
Thank God. If Livingstone had won you would have had to say "London, twinned with Harare"
Who would have thought this time last year that Boris would become the most powerful Tory in the Land? (and Brown the worst Labour leader ever)
Well done Boris and hang on in there Gordon you're doing a splendid job in returning the Tories to power.
Basil Brush 12.20am. I think the UKIP candidate was being disingenuous. He added a zero. he figure was 41,032.
Out of interest, can any London voters tell us whether the voting system for the Mayor and for the Assembly with several different coloured papers and the 1st and 2nd preference was easy to understand.
It's like the fall of the fucking Berlin wall! I love it! Have you heard the whining liberal-fascists on the BBC? Ha! ha! Ha! Their world has collapsed, it's ideologiacl meltdwon, some will have to get real jobs! I'm laughing and smiling and glloating so much! Victory or death! Crush the vanquished!The vanity and conceit of the sociapth that calls itself Livingstone is unbefuckinglievable. I thought the girl amn was going to cry again, for himself of course...
It aint over yet, we've won a minor skirmish.
Britain is still on track to be abolished and they are still on track.
Read and disseminate.
http://thewestminsternews.co.uk/
Guido, Ive posted several links to the Richard Dearlove Confrontation, these links have now been taken down and do not work.
Here is another link to what I feel is an important video, Where Dearelove Doesn't deny fitting the evidence to the Policy of Invading Iraq AND admits being a member of the Bilderberger Group.
ignore the PartyPoker Download button.
a bit temremental, best thing seems to be click the circular button, it will respond as buffering, Wait till it goes green then click the play button on the bottom left.
good luck
hope this link works.
http://www.megavideo.com/?v=FV6HSGDB
After this
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/
homepage/news/article936063.ece
Where is the headline
"It's the Sun wot lost it!"
BBC 1 TV used the Bullingdon Club photo at 9:11am today 03 May in an repeated and continuous trotting out of every alleged mistake in Boris Johnson's life. A BBC reporter on the Embankment said "I have spoken to a couple of people this morning who say that Boris will be a disaster for London".
The BBC bias is brazen and disgusting.
It's more like Boris half town- the inner city voted for Ken, so half is liberated and half is now underfoot.
Anon,11:27 Quite so. I always found Eddie Mair quite droll but heard a new side of him when he questioned Boris and George Osborne recently...naked loathing and scorn in his voice...Hmmmn.
Amazing
The suns shining in london and the rain has gone now all these socialist vanpires have been struck down.
Remember what Boris promised, If you vote Conservative? You will be richer, your wife will have bigger tits and you will drive a BMW M3.
The Labour scum offer you a bus ticket , unending rain and a fuck up the arse from some publicly funded knob jockey such as gordon.
Hurry up and fuck off you unemployable piccaninnie loving wank stains.
Just imagine all those wasters Ken appointed to run the Dictator appeasement/Paper clips/Racialist agenda/Diversity workshop/PR pig trough/gay and Lesbian voice departments, crapping themselves this weekend.
Boris be bold in your first month,
slash these pointless wretches from the payroll.
@section d notice
If you think Boris of all people is going to "crack down on cyclists" you're bloody delusional...
guido - i WANT a "boris town" t-shirt.
get that onto cafepress matey.. you'll do a roaring trade, just in time for the summer...
Nostradamus [10.38]
Take care, Nostradamus - that is what they said about Boris winnng the Mayoral Election...