Is Tony Playing a Joke on Gordon?
Having been trying to figure out why on earth Labour would think to use the clunking fist imagery for their Crewe campaign. A co-conspirator has come up with the answer:
"Look, Gordon. You know I'm a regular sort of guy. You know how much I want you to succeed. Why don't you try..." [He presses the mute button because Cherie is giggling too loudly]).Tony made him do it. The "clunking fist" was his image idea after all....
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is it possible to have a thumb that long?!!!
It's a rather amateur attempt to re-run hug-a-hoodie. They have no new ideas as to oppose Cameron.
It's a bit like watching a first time out local political party who've found a photocopying service on the street corner.
Labour spin is focused on keeping the Party together. Winning votes from outside the Party is secondary. Gordon has only one aim now to hang on to position until May 2010, and not be fired by his own Party.
That's why we are seeing leaflets designed to appeal to Labour activists, and not the voters. Gordon's afraid of the assassins within his own ranks now.
More likely Prescott's idea?!
I don't like to boast, but mine's even longer than that.
Theres me thinking Headcases was satire.
As to playing a joke I think nature beat him to it.
Is Gordon retaliating by trying to have a joke at the Blairites' expense?
Who is briefing who?
Elsby is plaguing Nick Robinson's blog with his increasingly bizarre and shrill comments. Has someone changed his medication recently?
He's the new DES.
Stephen said...
is it possible to have a thumb that long?!!!
It is if you've been sucking bogies off it for 50 odd years.
Stephen - it is if you've bitten the ends off all your other fingers!
Labour's support is in freefall, according to a new Guardian/ICM poll.
It shows that the party's position - 14 points behind the Conservatives - is worse than at any time since May 1987, just before Margaret Thatcher won her third election by a landslide.
That fist just keeps on clunking.
From The Express;
"One of the local issues which has been raised during the campaign has
been immigration, Crewe has seen a large Polish community grow in recent
years. Mrs Smith pledged financial help for the local council."
I wonder if Mrs Smith will be buying those votes for Labour with money from;
a) Mr. & Mrs. Smith?
b) The Labour party?
c) You and me?
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/45005/Labour-will-win-by-election-Smith
TB sows the seeds of BGs destruction. Who'd a thunk it.
Guido.
Indeed.
'Tories soft on yobs' is an anagram of: Fist one boys torso
Although he has probably fisted many in his career.
Surprised they didn't try to get him to do a 'goatse'
Labour's whole Crewe and Nantwich campaign is a little yobbish, don't you think?
Of course, it always amazed me that most of the meeja assumed that Balir meant it as a compliment to Brown. I remember when he said it, Brown started pawing at Blair in gratitude like a spaniel who's been thown a biscuit, completely unaware that Blair was actually slipping a stiletto between Brown's ribs. Obviously a hostage to fortune and a deliberate gift to the Tories and the anti-Browns.
The big clunking fist? Why would anyone imagine that someone as nimble-footed as Blair would see that as a good thing?
C'mon! Tony must have suggested the precise opposite 'Avoid Clunking fist all all costs Gord.' - knowning the snotgobbler would call his bluff. Blair 1 Brown 0
The Blairites do seam to have been coming out of the woodwork lately to try to stick it to Gordon.
All the Yobs are kids that have grown up under new labour and are a product of new labours dream for Britain.
I think that there is a pet shop boys theme here
Come on Gordon, which do you choose the hard or soft option?
Maybe Miranda pressed the mute button to kill the sound of his witch bitch shredding his expense papers.
Gordon has shown courage - loads of it - the British public want to know how he managed to live next door to Cherie for ten years- RESPECT!
Broon: a glutton for punishment
Bliar: a glutton for deviousness
Presclott: a glutton
The improbable 'thumb' looks more like an ascending colon. Make of that what you will.
Cherie is doing her bit for the Tories in Crewe tomorrow, she's on the couch on GMTV.
Plus,does anyone know how much Tamsins house is worth, because defending her campaign (Tory toffs)
she is quoted as saying
"I don't have a £1.5million mansion, I'm just a single unemployed mother of five fighting hard to get a job"
She won't get the job hopefully, but she would fit in with the other braindead twats of the Parliamentary Labour party.
Ps. why was Denis skinner put on this earth, what a total wanker
Nicky Robinscum's arse licking blog on the Beeb has a woman in Crewe who, despite all teh shite of ZanuLab, will vote for them "for Gwynneth". Erm, she's dead.
No disrespect to her at all, she was someone of principle, albeit ones I disagreed with, but they were there.
You can't vote for a corpse you twats! Do you not see the wool being pulled over your eyes?
Is it the clunking fist with 'SOFT' tattooed across it that makes the real point about what Tony thinks of Gordon?
yes, my thumb is like that.
>> Stephen said...
is it possible to have a thumb that long?!!! <<
Well, I tried it with my fist (just the posture, not the assault on yobs) and it looks about right (and I dont even have any hairs on the palms of my hand)!
Stephen - you can get thumb enlargement patches on the Internet.
Well, they aren't really for that but they stick to your thumbs when you open the packets.
(ahem) so I'm told.
What ever happened to L.O.V.E & H.A.T.E?
"is it possible to have a thumb that long?!!!"
It's for digging out the really hard bogies right at the back.
Did you see the smirk on Stephen Byers' face when asked whether he was in Crewe to support the Prime Minister?
Brilliant.
archroy said
"is it the clunking fist with 'SOFT' tattooed across it that makes the real point about what Tony thinks of Gordon?"
No, that would be "TWAT"
Is Gordon playing a joke on Tony? There is apparently a rumour that Blair is to face charges in the Hague for crimes against humanity. I can't see it myself, but it would certainly make me giggle loudly!
A massive government database holding details of every phone call, e-mail and time spent on the internet by the public is being planned as part of the fight against crime and terrorism.(times)
WTF!
Reports that Gordon has ordered all 80 Govt. Ministers and hangers on to Crewe to support the local candidate.
Why does the he think that the arrival of this shower of know-nothing, done-nothing metropolitan journo/lawyers will impress the good folk of Crewe and Nantwich ?
Harriet Harpie knocking on doors to explain why further attacks on married families will solve all their woes ?
Another of Tonys' Comeback Kid ideas perhaps ?
Mind you it worked for Charles De Gaulle
http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/december/21/newsid_3285000/3285109.stm
1958 With France facing a huge economic crisis and a looming civil war, he allowed himself to return from the wilderness and rewrote the nation in his own image.
Tony-Brown and Gordon(I am NOT gay)-Blair hybrid .... it's already here.
Half man, half twat.
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