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Friday, May 16, 2008

Is That Legal in Scotland?

According to Andrew Alexander in today's Daily Mail:
"The head of the Scottish Labour Party, Wendy Alexander, is married to Cabinet minister Douglas Alexander."

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dangerous territory Guido, you're breaking the Official Secrets Act by revealing that.

Seriously, just because you didn't know this doesn't make it a secret. Are you gutted because you fancy her or something?

Lilith said...

I think Naomi Campbell is the sister of Alistair as well you know...pah! nepotism.

Anonymous said...

Well they both look like the product of incest.

Anonymous said...

Easy mistake in the incestuous world of the Scottish Labpur party.

simon said...

This sort of thing is spreading in Scotland (no surprise there). There's an 'infamous' couple in Glenrothes doing EXACTLY the same. But they ain't married- yet.

Anonymous said...

He also thinks Tony Benn's father was a Labour cabinet minister - Liberal, in fact.

Anonymous said...

Sorry... seems he had joined the Labour party before he became a minister...

Chris said...

Husband and wife, what a clown.

Everybody knows that Douglas and Wendy are in fact the same person. Well, have you ever seen them together?

Anonymous said...

OT - But

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7404031.stm

Anonymous said...

Andrew Alexander is, no doubt, their daughter??

Tuscan Tony said...

Qestion is, do they have a cellar and if so, how many more are down there?

Whiffler said...

And she's not head of the Scottish Labour Party either. Well done, the Daily Hate.

Anonymous said...

So what?

Anonymous said...

Well they kind of go together, like bookends, don't they? I'm sure they are very happy. Not so sure about that kid with the two heads tho'

Vox Populli said...

Did Andrew Alexander attend Gordon's monthly Press "Briefing"(I've put the latter in parentheses as the word briefing was a little optimistic - as the "Supreme Leader" appeared to only have 4 stock phrases in his memory banks for every question) in which case he was probably suffering from acute boredom or perhaps just laziness in checking the facts in rushing to meet copy deadline.

The Labour Party are guilty of a great many of things but I don't think incest is one of them ?

MisterE said...

Well, if it was good enough for their mum & dad...

Anonymous said...

...so says their idiot son!

the scots, thick, inbred, ignorant and proud of it said...

They are all inbred cunts up in Scotchland. Ugly, thick, deluded bastards of retarded beasties the whole fucking lot of them! Get Fucking Delicious! on, I want to give that twat a good kicking along with dunfesterin bollocks!

Penfold said...

I thought the Alexander's where Scots, i didn't realise they originated from Gloucs and the Forest of Dean. All sorts of things occur there.
This sort of relationship is almost de rigeur.

Sean Connery for President said...

"the scots,thick, inbred...." 10:38

Your crass stupidity and outright racism is only surpassed by your meagre grasp of the English language.

the scots, thick, inbred, ignorant and proud of it said...

"Your crass stupidity and outright racism is only surpassed by your meagre grasp of the English language."

Fuck off you ugly scotch cunt. Pull me up about my English when you can fucking speak it you inbred twat! Being British your right, i'm racist against the British!

sniper said...

Well Guido, would you want that gene pool spreading to the general population?

Alexander The Great said...

I knew I should never have fucked my sister, I would have been better to take the long term view.

Still, at least they fit in with the rest of the inbred fuckers in the hopefully, soon-to-be "peoples republic of deep fat fryers" (and shite football)

Anonymous said...

Fucking wonderful ! Or wonderful fucking ? And there was me thinking it was only us Welshies [and some residents of Norfolk] that played that game...

I wonder if they have any kids in a dungeon somewhere ?

robbie said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/1999/nov/10/politicalnews.politics

Their beginnings in politics. Hasn't anyone got photos of the parents of this duo?

and read this and the comments (those that remain - many have been removed)

http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Independence-referendum-It39s-all-yours.4072001.jp

The plan for their ascendancy has failed.

Anonymous said...

Unclear Guido - perhaps you should have TAGGED (geddit?) the name of the author

45govt said...

Sean Connery for President said... a load of bollocks.
Is it racist to call a Scotsman a wife beating (a la Cunt Connery), cross-dressing, vomit-spattered, ignoramus who cannot tell his sister from any other slag? Does it become racism if you live in a street I don't like, or drink at a pub of which I don't approve?

If you think about it, if you can, you will realise you are being a cunt, albeit one that speaks English, rather that the ghastly Scotch bastardisation that is almost completely unintelligible.

Looking at the repellent Alexander duo, it seems more than likely that there is only a handful of third rate genes in the whole foul family.

Anonymous said...

The Labour Party in Scotchland is generally known as 'Alexander's Rag-time Band'.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"Alexander's Incest - a game for all the family"

Only available in scotchland.

Liz said...

Bugger. Someone got to the cellar gag before me.

Anonymous said...

Not sure if it is legal in Scotland, but it is compulsory in Norfolk.

Sean Connery for President said...

45Govt
It's good to see your English government has't got hold of education yet - 1 more brain cell and you'd be pond life.

As an SNPer I'm a huge Alexander Brothers fan, seeing them as a potent force that will inevitably lead to Scottish indepence - their ineptness on how to keep Scotland funding a bankrupt England knows no bounds.

the scots, thick inbred twats the lot of them said...

Sean Connery for President said...
"45Govt
It's good to see your English government has't got hold of education yet - 1 more brain cell and you'd be pond life.

As an SNPer I'm a huge Alexander Brothers fan, seeing them as a potent force that will inevitably lead to Scottish indepence - their ineptness on how to keep Scotland funding a bankrupt England knows no bounds."

I think the inbred one does not yet get it. No one is interested in your opinion on anything. The sooner England no longer has the biggest council estate in the world attached to it the better.
Now fuck off!

Anonymous said...

@sen conery whatever...

Are you the idiot that was going on about how Scots fans are never violent at footie matches the other day?

45govt said...

sean wife-beater for president @ 2.20pm - I hope Scotchland gets what you call its "indepence" (sic) ASAP, as the rest of us are totally fucked off with supporting the great northern council estate of what Stanislav calls the cross-dressing, incestuous, fried Mars bar eating benefit junkies, who have no discernible purpose. Like you.

May I join Mr "scots, thick inbred twats the lot of them" in inviting you to accept his offer to fuck off?

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Privateer said...

Aren't Tony and Hilary Benn husband and wife?

Anonymous said...

Alexander also referred to Harriet Harman as Minister of State!

mitch said...

"Is That Legal in Scotland?"
NO
Its practically compulsory!

It takes generations of inbreeding to produce an Ed bollox or a Wendy.

thick as thieves said...

it explains a lot.

Anonymous said...

Inscest is fun, it cures wankers!

transfattyacid said...

Everybody in New Labour is related, this is merely confirmation of how members are recruited.

Donald said...

And the Daily Mails comment board is 'down for the weekend'.

How convenient for them given the barrage of piss this latest piece of journalistic wonder would generate.

Anonymous said...

This thread is the most hilarious thing I've read in ages. Poor old Alexander (Andrew that is). But it's an easy mistake to make.

Anonymous said...

"the scots, thick, inbred, ignorant and proud of it said..." - Why are you so rude? You are one dumb ass motherfucker aren't you? Got one big fat hairy cunt for a face... and nothing but air in between!

If your English are you are you Anglo Saxon, Viking, Roman, Norman, Gaelic, Mongolian, or simply plain old Germanic?

Anyway, do you like being ruled by the Scots? They must be doing something right...

not another scotch bastard said...

Anonytwatsaid...
"the scots, thick, inbred, ignorant and proud of it said..." - Why are you so rude? You are one dumb ass motherfucker aren't you? Got one big fat hairy cunt for a face... and nothing but air in between!

If your English are you are you Anglo Saxon, Viking, Roman, Norman, Gaelic, Mongolian, or simply plain old Germanic?

Anyway, do you like being ruled by the Scots? They must be doing something right..."

Fuck off you scotch cunt! I thank you.

Mr. The scots, thick, inbred, ignorant and proud of it!


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