GuyNews : "Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon?"
The tragi-comedy last night was best when Geoff Hoon did his Comical Ali, "I can't hear you" routine during a sarcastic drubbing from Dimbleby. See the acting on GuyNews.TV.
The tragi-comedy last night was best when Geoff Hoon did his Comical Ali, "I can't hear you" routine during a sarcastic drubbing from Dimbleby.
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I saw him try the very same thing last year...
From BBC-
Labour gain Slough.
That just about sums it all up, do they still speak English in Slough?
Hoon actually lost it. But he realised he had lost it!
You could see he suddenly: "My God! We are crushed and I am talking utter cobblers!
"How CAN I stand here pretending Cameron will be disappointed when I know he is turning cartwheels at this very moment? Oh, no! He probably just watched me and must be laughing like a drain! Bugger! I could even lose my seat at the next General Election!”
The look of panic in his eyes was something rarely seen on TV.
More PURE JOY!
You've got to restrict your output Guido, I can't get any work done for laughing.
Labour losers put blame on Brown
These aren't your run-of-the-mill Labour losers, but former councillors who have lost their seats.
Less is more.
Where are Cherie's memoirs then?
I thought it was all about now for the launch?
Get stuck in luv.
New Liebour gain Slough!? Those Polish illegals votes were well bought. As an EU citizen see if YOU can vote in a Polish election, the Poles won't allow you, I can guarantee that.
This is another law bought in by the New Labour criminals to attempt to keep them in power forever.
Democracy under New Labour is being systematically destroyed, along with the fraudulent postal voting system.
"Sorry, I can't hear you"
Hoon is almost as bad as an actor as he is as a human being.
Few people make me swear at the telly quite as much as this snake, so it was particularly satisfying to see him squirm!
That moment was absolute CLASS. He just completely went into "hopeful" mode - as in "maybe if I just stand here looking blank, they'll cut back to the studio and I won't have to keep talking this complete and utter bollocks"
this is the man who when asked why the government hadn't corrected the newspaper assumptions regarding iraq's wmd being ready in 45 minutes
replied ' ministers are too busy to read newspapers let alone issue corrections'
seems he has gone slightly deaf - thought going blind was the usual outcome of being a w----r
reports that the mayoral ballott boxes had been tampered with overnight, complaints have been made but authorities allegedly shrugged it off.
why were these boxes not guarded by police and independants and why were the boxes cardboard?
with this and the postal votes dont expect a strait election under labour.
Didn't another Labour bod make an arse of himself on Sky? Can you get a vid of that?
Video no longer available - who pulled the plug?
Still valid from my earlier point at 5am-ish, why is the massive defeat for Brown not THE main headline on bbc news website? You can bet your house that if it were the Tories on the receiving end of such a complete and utter battering it would have been the main headline and we would all be being told how Conservatives eat babies (or something similar).
Brown's not porridge. He's not Cheerios. He's toast.
broken seals on mayoral boxes
http://bp2.blogger.com/_P3tAP38GuxI/SBseobQkSuI/AAAAAAAAArQ/NV2JQxyEnZI/s1600-h/ballot
Not a great advert for NHS hearing aids...
Hoons' so shifty, the way the eyes dart about I kept expecting him to morph into Gollum !
I saw Hoon looking a complete fool last year wandering round a fete in Suffolk. His look of despair and confusion was rather similar to his performance last night!
Could someone with good photoshop skills get Hoon's face onto comical Ali's body?
A glimmering high in the otherwise nauseatingly gruesome election night coverage. The Jeremy Vine stuff was so awful I was close to switching off and retreating to the relative sanctity of Scrubs, but when this segment popped up I was glad I toughed it out. Shame the segment isn't there in its entirety, because at the start of the grilling Hoon said something aking to "tonight is not a great night for the Conservatives, they have every reason to be greatly disappointed with tonight's results" and when asked to explain why, he erred and ummed quite considerably before launching into the dirgeathon we see in the youtube clip. At the start of the evening Labour were saying that anything less than 200 would be a failure for the Tories (thinking that the Conservatives would scrape under that)...now, with three more councils left to declare, and the Conservatives having gained 253 council seats, they're still trying to spin the results as bad for the Conservatives. The reality of New Labour politics is funnier than anything to come out of modern satire.
Guido, you slag.
Your website keeps giving me the blue screen of death on one of my PC's.
Now I know it's a driver problem but the fact remains that it's your bloody website doing it.
You carnt.
Have just seen the Big Blunted Claymore trying to smile when accepting that NuLiebor have lost big time.
Is he such a cupid stunt that he feels he has to show his 'caring, soft' side even when he is being shafted?
On second thoughts.........
Peter Grimes
He has just given up the ghost pretending not to hear. Don't blame him.Gordon has said he will listen and leed. Too late mate we all know your crap.Your fired! (soon)
The end of a perfect day. 310 Labour council seats already lost and Big Bad Boris absolutely demolishing Livingslime in London by all accounts.
Mugabe tampered with election boxes and has still lost
Hoon is a fucking slug, let us not forget this cunt going on holiday when British soldiers were(stil are)coming home in coffins.
THE END IS IN SIGHT!!!
All sing along now:
'Oh happy day, Oh happy day'
A few years back, Hoon's son, a pupil at a large comprehensive near Derby was thrown out of his GCSE exams for cheating. Daddy Hoon swept in with his SpAds and put the screws on the head so he kept his mouth shut. Not long afterwards, a massive new sixth form building was approved and the head got a pay rise. Do you think these events could be in any way connected? We should be told.
40% of ballot boxes have had their seals removed in London before they arrived at Oylmpia! Surely they should declare the poll null & void?
Hoon: "The Tories are not making gains. They will burn in their tanks. We are slaughtering the Conservative infidels"
Does anyone know what has happened to the real Mohamed Saeed al-Sahaf? Last thing I heard, he had his own TV chat show in Dubai.
Talking of deafness, hasn't anyone realised they trotted out the, 'we've learned our lesson and we are prepared to listen' after they got a much reduced majority in the LAST GE.
Anyone remember the great "conversation" or somesuch rubbish, with bus tours of the country...that Lab MPs pretended were happening until it became patently obvious that these were bare faced lies... and then it was back to business as usual.
Unfortunately these awful pricks only learn when they get the boot. It's the only thing that truly penetrates their self serving delusions.
There is a God. Soon we will be released from the yoke of socialism and free to enjoy the benefits of our collective labours without some nu-labour twat spending our money for us. C'mon Boris, England needs you..
Did anyone else think that Ed Miliband came across like a contestent on The Apprentice?
No Tories concerened about the boxes opened, why because the result looks to be in Boris' favour?
makes you no better than magabwe.
Mark M Heenan said...
I saw him try the very same thing last year...
EXACTLY, and thats why Dimbleby went Ahaa, he knew what the buffoon was playing at, I even think he said something along the lines of 'Your always seem to have hearing problems' or words to that effect.
"dr wolf said...
From BBC-
Labour gain Slough.
That just about sums it all up, do they still speak English in Slough?"
Don't be silly - have you been there?
Expect a surprise result.
Election result dealyed, while they fiddle the vote.
I'm telling you.
Callaghan 1978: 'Crisis, what crisis?'
Hoon 2008: 'There is no crisis'.
God, when you get to my age, life's just one long Groundhog Day.
Sky just gave you a plug Guido old chap. Well done!
Boris town on sky news ha you gone mainstream now.Perhaps snotty will honour you when he leaves...would make a nice xmas prezzy.
All day I have resited the temptation to be triumphant. I cannot hold it any more. Well done Boris!!!
At last we can get rid of Livingstone and his retinue of diversity warriors including that corrupt piece of shit Jasper!
Your headline reminds me of a Norwegian football commentator when his team had just won. Can you hear me my Hoon? Your boys have been badly beaten. Gordon Brown? Tony Blair? Tony Blair? are you listening your boys have taken one h-e-l-l of a beating. Are you listening etc etc :-)
They just plug Hoon in and away we go......" I simply don't accept that, I simply don't accept that, I simply don't accept that......."
.....malgpy real name is Geoff Hoon.
or
.... my real name is Geoff Hoon.
(Too many post-election whiskies)
Not for nothing is Geoff's nickname "Buff".
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