Gordon Says "Nothing New"
When even Andy Marr, Gordon's most reliable friendly broadcaster, says "you are saying nothing new" you know the game is up. Gordon is touring the broadcasters this morning grumpily smiling, setting out his one-eyed vision. The fourth re-launch starts next week during which Gordon says he "will take the fight to the Conservative Party". Ooh, get him...
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If he said 'I'm going to go round the country' once he said it a hundred times. That was his answer to Marr's 'penetrating' questions. So be warned and lock your doors.
"Conviction, courage"
Just shite really isn't it Gordon?
same old shit from the one eyed snot gobbling bogey eater
Apparently he understands the thoughts and fears of folk like me cos he's just the same as me. Like me, he wants to unlock the talent in everyone around the world as they settle in Britain, leaving less & less social, economic & physical space for me. Like me he sees fantastic opportunity in pitching his country's youth against that of the developing world for the favour of the transnational elite.
If this is the best performance he can muster...
I hope you enjoyed the "scene setting" performance earlier by `toadie Brownite` Michael White when reviewing todays papers..His knighthood must be assured in Brown`s leaving list.
Does the BBC not understand, if we want to read `Guardian/Observor/Independent` Labour bias we can buy them and not have to listen to their journos` typical Labour plugging bias
JH
That was painful viewing. My toast and honey seemed less sweet somehow. He was neither an attack dog nor some great conciliator and communicator.
If that's the best the old bastard can do, then all is lost for Labour.
Gordon - he's just a bit crap, really.
Even Toilets looks like he's given up says Colonel Madd
Looks like a new 'Where's Gordon?' is on its way, as Gordon prepares for his UK May 2008 "Go round".
"Gordon just doesn't get it !"
Problem is that his party and Cabinet colleagues DO get it but they can't do anything about it.
Just finished watching the PM and it seems clear to me that retaining Brown as PM is the key ingredient of the Tory revival. With Brown at the helm, New Labour are so fucked that their position is already unrecoverable.
Therefore I think Cameron should be careful what he wishes for!! Steady as she goes should be the message.
Perhaps he should try a new image. Long cloak and a scythe might not look out of place...
Labour supporters must be more depressed than ever having watched that lamentable performance. Vacuous, boring, pitiful.
This man is so fucking useless, it makes me yearn for the dynamic charisma, effervescent charm and unbounded achievements of John Major.
Oh yes!
Morning, Guido. Nice day, innit? Hahahahahaha...
How can he 'listen and lead' when no-one want to talk to him? He is a dead man walking and cannot recover from this. The very process of a botched relaunch will interact with his numerous personal weaknesses and drive him and his party down further... PLP and ministers will do the numbers, and then they will dump him. It's the rawest political instinct - survival... More on Brown's personality failings at Brown-out.
Any requirement for the one-eyed jape? Seems a bit below the belt on a Sunday morning.
But did you notice his comment that the tax system is complex. Damn right it is and who was the architect of that one then?
Same Gordon, same shite. Be afraid Dave, be very afraid. Not.
Jesus.... After your team has just taken a 400 seat shellacking you're looking for some inspiration... instead you get a bowl of gruel from the goblin king... awful... but think in the next two years we can look forward to council housing tax inpectors forcing their way into your houses to bump up your tax assessment...
Whilst holidaying in our jolly little seaside apartment here I had a rare evening of the wonderful sights and sounds of Italian TV. It included a rather bizarre Guinness Book Of Records show, where some of the more obscure ones were broken live on TV. They included a man bursting 200 balloons in 60 seconds with screwdriver, and, my personal fave, a chap with extraordinarily large ears smashing the record for catapaulting a coin with an earlobe (around 2.15m for those interested). Honest, guv.
The reason I mention this is that it occurred to me that there is bound to be a record related to the weight of pickage excavated from a single nostril, and I think this might be an area in which the PM could achieve success for himself and heap grollies (sorry, glory) on his party.
When Andrew Marr says "People think you're a bit strange" You know things have gotten bad!
Brown must be kept in place.When the economic shit-storm he has conjured up over the past years really hits he must be in place to drown. Anything else is a 'poisoned chalice' for the next poor bastards who have to sort the mess.
I got a real sense of arrogance in the Prime Minister Unelect this morning, did anyone else?
Arrogance that is totally unfounded as he is, by far, the worst Prime Minister this country has had since World War 2!
GORDON you will be out by October.
So David Miliband, when you get the job
Immediately Cancel all VAT on home heating Oil Power and Electricity till 2010 when it can be "reviewed".
Substantially reduce Petrol & Diesel taxes immediately.
Reduce VAT to 15.5% till 2010.
Pay for it by taxing those that can afford it, not pensioners and young families and, by way of an act of good faith cut MP's salaries by 5 % and properly and publicly audit MP's expenses.
Overall Westminster has done an abysmal job for me personally and in any other environment most MP’s of any party would have been sacked for gross misconduct or at least incompetence, certainly for idleness.
Also bring home the British Army for that stupid little war we are losing.
Then you may survive the next general election.
Notice how he is now resorting to lies and deception, says the economy he inherited was bleak, lie. Says his family is feeling the pinch too. Not financially mate.
Says that he will challenge the Tories on policy.
1. You don't have any policies yourself mate
2. YOUR the f***ing PM for Christ sake, they are in opposition - get your act together you dithering clown.
Gordon really looks like he needs a lengthy massage from Carole Chaplin or if he could get one from Dale Whinton that would be even better.
Brown looked like a old, tired, incompetent, scottish undertaker refusing to apologise for burying the wrong body - on the grounds that all the rest were satisfactory.
Disgusted Grange-over-Sands
Just watched the Marr interview which fuckin planet does he live on?
Those bags under his eyes should be declared as hand luggage.
Apparently he might face a challenge from leftie John McDonnell. Fun though it would be to see Brown lose, the installation as PM of that leftie nutter would plunge our economy into an even bigger mess than Brown has driven it into.
I see the telegraph reporting that Diageo is reviewing its tax domicile.
oh dears snottys economy is going to implode
As a professional salesman who has sold throught the UK and Europe selling UK products, and paying a lot of tax in the process, I resent ZanuLab's perception that salesmen are people to despise.
Maybe if UK PLC had more "slick salesmen" Snotgobbler would not have so many eaconmic problems.
Anyone worth their salt could have buried the Cyclops when he came out with contradictory statements such as:"We will address people's concerns about rising food and household bills" and "We have delivered low inflation and strong growth". Alas, it was that commie cunt Marr interviewing him...........
Dunwoody selected for Crewe and Nantwich.....another nail in the Brown coffin.
Snottie McTwat doesn't seem to be doing anything this morning but digging a bigger hole for himself.
What a wazzuck...
The man is pathetic and I don't need him to tell me what I should be thinking or to continually re-write events. If the PLP isn't plotting his downfall, it ought to be.
I agree with Andrew Marr on almost all fronts, where I divert from conclusion of disaster is where he thinks that socialism is bunt out.
Remember that Labour always and has always had, Socialism to fall back on (capital S to you morons)
A little increase in fat cat tax will appease te proles on the estates.
A bit of blood spilt will soon see a return to the fold.
Go on, show us what stupid people Tories are by dropping a bit of tax at the top.
I don't think that abolishing tax on the dead was or is a vote winner for the Tories by Gideon.
Gary
Haha Adam Boulton describing the cabinet to McBroon. 'There's you and a load of youngsters and pygmies'
Snotty is getting shredded by boulton on Sky and he is painting himself into corners.
He is pitiful!.
Sky News about sums up people's attitude to Gordon - Adam Boulton's Interview was cut off in mid Gordon sentence and the channel went to advertisements starting with one for an upcoming film on Sky - "Thunderbirds - International Rescue !"
I wasn't too sure if the puppet on screen was Gordon or not(someone must have a sense of humour on Sky to-day)
On the basis of that performance he'll be difficult to get out of No.10 even after a General Election defeat.
They'll have to call the men in white coats to drag him out, room by room, kicking and screaming, prising his iron grip from the door frames as he gibbers on about needing to address the detail...
Watching the Labour serpent eat its own tail is remarkably satisfying. Another two years of this entertainment!
Brown interview on Sky cut.
Brown reminded me of Fredrick March as Loman in Death of a Salesman.
Is this all just toilet humour from MacCavity?
Going round the country??
Macavity,Macavity, there's no one like macavity,
For he's a fiend in feline shape, a monster of depravity.
You may meet him in a by-street, you may see him in the square -
But when a crime's discovered, then MACAVITY'S NOT THERE!
It will be the usual bunch of shipped in Zanulab rent a crowd where ever he turns up.
Going round the country? Don't tell me he's going to be a judge on Britain's Got Talent. Or worse still, a competitor!
Noted Maguire's dig at Boris' team for having Champagne and Oysters at the victory party, because as we all know, New Labour prefers Blue Nun and Prawn Cocktail crisps.
Actually thought Marr (for him) was quite tough on ol' Cyclops.
Well Andy Jug Ears and toilets on the paper review what a load of cack
Adam Boulton got torn in as did Diane Abbot and the her spar with Rachel Johnson
Good old Sky News tells it like it is thank Rupert
Excellent stuff !
Finchley-by-the-sea
Brown's performance on the Marr & Boulton easy ride shows was a disgrace. They both let the piece of shite of the hook.
It looks like Brown's team have been advising him to drop the 'right long-term decisions' mantra. I don't recall hearing him say that during the Marr & Boulton interviews. Or maybe I just fell asleep when he said it...
Did you see McTwat spouting downright lies in the Boulton interview about his 'poor' background in Kircaldy.
His dad was a minister in the Kirk. They lived in a free hoose. He went to yooni on a full grant. He never married until in his 50's, therefore never understood what that meant in terms of costs or pressures. He never suffered fear of unemployment because he was talented spotted by the Fabians and parachuted into safe Liebour seats that guaranteed a perpetual salary at taxpayer's expense.
In short he is a liar, a leech, a parasite, a narcissistic, demented fraud. I wonder why Sky cut the interview did he start convulsing?
Well done England for successfully completing stage one of sending the cunt to oblivion.
Gollum Brown's looking more and more drawn and haggard as he sees his precious slipping away. Mount Doom beckons.
I really enjoyed the Rachael & Diane bitchslapping contest. Maybe Adam should have put them in a mud-filled ring instead of sitting at a desk. Then Huhne & Duncan could have provided more entertainment. Well, it's better than the soap omnibuses, eh?
The Big Blunted Claymore and his clan tell us again and again that they will listen - and then we get the snot gobbler telling us AGAIN what a mess the Tories left NuLiebor, how well NuLiebor has looked after us economically, and how the current problems are all the fault of international economic problems. And he says our low inflation has allowed the UK to borrow cheaply, and that he has done so even more recently to help the poor, over-60's, whatever - you know the crap.
Apart from the blatant lies, when will he REALLY listen and finally understand that the British public has tumbled to the fact that it is ALL lies -apart from the ever-increasing UK debt that is?
Peter Grimes
Come on Guido.
Using the power of all your 'correspondents' around the great british isles, SET UP the
SPOT BROON blog where we can alert everyone just where he is on this mystical journey up and down our great countries he travels. The people he speaks to and the words of wisdom he speaks!
Every day we can have an update.
such as today he attended such and such school etc (because he only ever attends schools!)
His has made himself a figure of fun....lets help him!
The BBC need to be culled. Sir Micheal White and Maguire both on this morning! That tells us all just what agenda they are still following.
The Tories must end the BBC's reign.
Gary Elsby [above]
"Socialism to fall back on (capital S to you morons)".
Socialism is not a proper noun, Gary.
expect Gordon to come out with a mass helping of crass reactionary policies, he will go totally manic trying to `fix` things and like his 10p tax it will go super tits up!
if you want to sum labour up -
if it ain't broke labour will `fix` it.
everything that was good about our country has been fucked up and everything that was bad is worse.
the whole system manipulated not for the peoples benefit but all for Labours political gain and the EU communists.
Vaguely off topic but did anyone else hear Clarissa Dixon-Wright on the wireless yesterday? In passing she mentioned that she was in Cahmbers with Blair and thought him fairly useless. The best being the nickname they gave Blair - Miranda - but she declined to explain why.
Oberon said...Brown says the economy he inherited was bleak, lie.
Not a lie at all dear Oberon. He meant the economy he inherited when he became PM was bleak.
You remember. The one he inherited from himself.
Shit-Bag said...
Gary Elsby [above]
Socialism is not a proper noun, Gary.
Indeed. Or even a proper form of government.
hey Lol - yeah I've heard that b4 - and CD-W tells it like it is - remember the reaction of the 2FLs to Bliar on one of their progs ages back? I think they dismissed him in a word and a snort of derision.
As for the Beloved Leader - he's on autopilot - and pointed straight at a hillside. Pity the poor innocents that die with him.
Can someone create a checklist so we can tick off all the stock phrases every time a labour minister comes on. Then we can see which of the various ministers is most on message.
The checklist needs to include:
'listen and learn'
'sharper/real focus'
'show people we're on their side'
'weather the economic storm'
'more scrutiny for the conservatives'
Shit-bag: You're right, but socialism isn't even a proper political ideology never mind a noun.
We'll need Twat-Watch every day while Brown is going round the country knocking on people's doors explaining how he feels our pain(quick note to self - lock up your sons).
No need for the one-eyed snideness Guido. It detracts from the value of the rest.
Ten Hail Marys please!!
Hilarious interview of Harriet Harman by Jon Sopel on BBC Politics Show.
She started off by uttering the "We have to listen to the electorate" and then during the course of the interview revealed that if the message from the Electorate is not one she/government want to hear they will ignore it ! (Arrogant ? Moi ?)
At the close Sopel kept asking if she was "humbled" . "No - I am determined!" she replied through gritted teeth and steely stare.
I suggest that when you're in a hole you stop digging Harriet !
Re: Clarissa Dixon-Wright. She gave an interview to the Telegraph last year in which she said she'd heard a rumour about Broon from an Edinburgh taxi driver which, if true, would require him to resign. Declined to comment any further.
Could be one of a number of things, really.
Brown on the BBC again, his mouth is moving but I appear to have gone deaf,see he's got rid of that very scary smile.
Am I mistaken or did I hear Brown say, 'I shall do those things, I know not what, shall be the terror of the earth'?
Mitch: yup, me too from a lawyer who has a mate in the police up these.
Gordon really is a moron. He shouldn't be chasing Tories or whining, he should be listening to the electorate and do something concrete not fudge. Reinstate the 10p tax band, reduce fuel duty, scrap any bin taxes in addition to council tax, give everyone a referendum on the Lisbon treaty. Rethink caning motorists again with these completely over the top car taxes. And stop fining people for such trivial reasons.
He won't though because like all of Nu Labour he is arrogant, uncaring and knows he knows better than the electorate. We are thick scum, useful idiots every five years.........whooops!!! Not this time McBroon. You are the albatross around the neck of your party and you will crash and burn in 2 years time.
A little increase in fat cat tax will appease te proles on the estates.
Nice way to talk about your core demographic, isn't it? Just because they didn't vote for you. Loser.
Oh, and learn to spell you thick cunt.
On the telly this morning some Scottish bloke was explaining that the Labour Party's rules for a mounting a leadership challenge are now so bureaucratic and longwinded that it will be almost impossible for the party to unseat Broon before the next election. First you need to get 71 MPs signed up and then jump through all manner of hoops. This is ironic given that New Labour has inflicted all manner of restrictive, bureaucratic infringements on the rights of the general public. If New Lab really is stuck with Broon, then the party’s fucked, and fucked for good too, as going into the next election with Broon at the helm will lead to a wipeout.
If Labour MP's want to save their skins they're going to have to grow some balls and arrange for Broon to retire on 'health grounds' or 'fall down the stairs' at No 10.
"The 4th re-launch??"
This is the man who we were told had been thinking of great schemes to implement all the time he was in Blair's shadow, and what original thinking has he come up with? None
For fuck sake this twerp has been through more launches than NASA!
Questioning the Gorgon Mucosa is pointless. We already know all we need about him. There are no secrets left to emerge from this hollow man.
We even know where he puts his bogies.
So all Gay Gordon can say is that he's going to hit Cameron with his handbag. What a pathetic, hopeless, fuckwit of a cock-sucking poof Gordo is.
Just go Gordo, go on fuck off, we're sick of the fucking sight of you.
Also slightly off topic, but has anyone else noticed the remarkable frequency with which the Harperson utters the phrase "I think" in interviews and public appearances? As if she wasn't tiresome enough already.....
@anonymous - 10:28 AM
All are perfectly rational acts of a government that is sovereign in its own country. Alas, the power to do most of those things has already been ceded to the EU. As a mere province in Barroso's "Non-Imperial Empire" the UK cannot vary things such as VAT downwards. It is subject to an upwards only ratchet. As for bringing the Forces home, I would not be surprised to find that the "colleague Kommissars" have told him to keep them there. In foreign parts, the Forces will be unable to interfere with the final abject surrender of sovereignty that will follow as soon as the Irish have been bullied into voting the "right way".
Gary Elsby (above)
Dear Gary.
I know you must be upset but any chance of you emerging from denial and recognising that NuLab have just lost 400 council seats plus the London mayoralty?
Any chance of you recognising that a lot of ordinary, decent people might, with some justification as they see it, be pissed off with NuLab and have voted accordingly?
Any chance of you putting aside for one moment the patronising attitude so readily indicated by your reference to 'the proles on the estates' and 'what stupid people Tories are'? What - ALL of them? All 1.2 million in London alone? Not a bit of a generalising here perhaps?
Does it never for a moment flit across your consciousness that on performance alone Gordon Brown just might not seem to be the best person to be Prime Minister?
Any chance of you remembering that, notwithstanding Nulabs efforts since 1997, we are still supposed to be a democracy?
Or is it that you seriously might propose that NuLab has a divine right to govern forever?
And, finally, I wonder if you would consider yourself a typical NuLab supporter?
Best wishes
John
@ Anonymous 9:59
"Does the BBC not understand, if we want to read `Guardian/Observor/Independent` Labour bias we can buy them and not have to listen to their journos` typical Labour plugging bias"
@ strapworld said... 11:47
The BBC need to be culled. Sir Micheal White and Maguire both on this morning! That tells us all just what agenda they are still following. The Tories must end the BBC's reign.
After 11 years of Labour, the BBC News department is now too corrupted to be reformed. SCRAP IT NOW
Magnificent performance on the Andrew Marr show this morning.. Having a leader like that, any party is untouchable. His generosity by giving himself to the Labour when in the private sector he could make a fortune through his strong leadership and decision making. God bless him and may he rule the country forever!
What Gordon wants to think and may do
@ elsby
I don't think that abolishing tax on the dead was or is a vote winner for the Tories by Gideon.
Er, isn't it your lot that are proposing to put VAT on funerals?
Increasing the tax burden of the poorest is, as someone said earlier, "unforgiveable and unforgettable".
You can't witter on about helping the neediest in society and then go and slap them with extra tax without either being deluded or a liar or highly cynical. Or all three, as in Brown's case.
Brown is transparantly cynical to a degree not known before in a leader in this country. It is there to be seen. On the one hand he weeps false tears for the poor, on the other he hopes we won't notice when he whips away their already meagre tax concessions. He is no longer fooling anyone apart from himself.
'I'm going to go round the country'
With any kind of luck it will be in a boat, on his own. With no food, drink, sat-nav, distress flares - just a snot-picking finger and a rocking horse for company.
Knob.
2 problems for the moron.
1) how will he take the fight to the conservatives when it is he who is supplying them with free ammunition?
and 2) the more people see of gordon, the more they realize what a creepy cunt he is.
labour must sacrifice gordon to save their party.
grex, did it involve underage boys? I cant think of much else that it could be.
Just seen the Marr interview on Al-Beeb.
Good grief, I've seen better political discussions on Bremner, Bird & Fortune.
Some village lost an idiot this morning and he turned up at TV studio's and was allowed inside.
Send for the men in white coat's and a jacket with many straps.
@ Anonymous 9:59
"Does the BBC not understand, if we want to read `Guardian/Observor/Independent` Labour bias we can buy them and not have to listen to their journos` typical Labour plugging bias"
@ strapworld said... 11:47
The BBC need to be culled. Sir Micheal White and Maguire both on this morning! That tells us all just what agenda they are still following. The Tories must end the BBC's reign.
Agreed.
After 11 years of Labour, the BBC News department is now too corrupted to be reformed. CLOSE IT DOWN NOW
My grandmother and grandfather were members of the Labour Party when it really mattered. When the members really were striving to put things right in Britain.
Their house in Ladywood, Birmingham, had a parlour which was only used for important occasions. These included using it as a meeting room for the Labour Party branch and for election campaign head quarters.
But my Grandmother issued a warning: She said: "There's a difference between some Tory and Labour politicians. The Tories don't know what the lives of ordinary working people are like. What our problems are. So when we tell them, some of them are willing to learn and perhaps do something to address them."
"But there are many Labour politicians who, if you tell them what your concerns or problems are will say: 'I am one of you, I come from the same background as you do. So I know what your real problem is. This is what really concerns you...' and they totally ignore your problems."
Gordon Brown is this type of Labour politician.
When a Labour Party politician says: "I hear what you say" the unuttered part of that statement is: "And I'll ignore it, same as always."
Can the wreck of the 9.10 Labour Party Special Excursion Train really be considered to be an accident when the driver (one G. Brown) has jammed the regulator on full, having previously greased the rails on a particularly steep incline?
Get your sandwiches and pop everyone! Take up your places! This crash at the bottom of the hill is going to be a really good one.
Any bets on who -if any?- will survive?
Mitch 12.36
We are none the wiser from this, it just sells more of her books. I know the substance of her Blair/Miranda story but not the Broon/Edinburgh taxi driver one. I think we should be told (Ed).
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/main.jhtml?xml=/portal/2007/09/06/ftclarissa106.xml
So even Mr Marr thinks he's a bit weird now, as well as asking if he's "physically up to the job".
There must be something that they aren't telling...and its not the gay/not gay business.
Anyone care to enlighten us? Having trouble with the other eye?
Guido et al,
Is it just me who has concerns if Nu Lab now decide to change their leader again? We have already have a Prime Minister who was not elected, are we then going to totally defile any thought of democracy by changing leaders again. Labour wants to change leader??
Ask the Country what they want
The Labour Party have only one course of action left to them. That is to shore up their core vote ASAP or they will become just a footnote in the history book of, Very Bad Ideas.
Playing both sides against the middle will not work anymore. That fact has been plainly shown by the last few days.
Although I profoundly hope no socialist lovers of The Labour Party will take my advice. Good thing is, they never have so far, so I do not expect them to start now. They are on a collision course with fate. That fate is the end of British democratic Politics forever.
Labour are already effectively a dead party still crawling. The only trick they have left is to stop the body rotting too quickly, leaving the disaffected without any voice at all.
Atlas
The real problem is the damage that Snottie McTwat and his half-arsed cabinet will do the the UK if they are allowed to stay in power. The sooner the PLP, who are facing relative extinction, wake up, smell the coffee and get rid of the arrogant bastard and his 'pygmies', the better.
What's that big lump on the left side of McTwat's jaw all about? Perhaps he's really an alien. We should be told...
So now Gordon's going to go around the country 'listening', etc., etc.
Correct me if I'm wrong but doesn't he already have 300-odd reps. out in the country, all earning a bomb, who're supposed to do the listening for him (they're called constituency members of parliament) plus various odds and sods on his side in the House of Lords representing various key organisations and institutions?
Then, surely, the idea is that Brown mainly stays in London, aided by Ministers, so as to try (sic) and run the country.
An anonymous commenter on Iain Dale's blog has also suggested that there is "a publically unraiseable issue" behind Marr's question about whether Brown is physically up to the job (see here, "anonymous" at 4 May 1:48).
Guido, you should use your secret sources to try and get to the bottom of this.
It's not just a question of getting Brown, satisfying though that would be. It's the possibility that there is some big secret that insiders like Marr know about but won't deign to share with the mere voters. It was bad enough that MPs and the lobby hacks colluded in covering up Charles Kennedy's alcoholism, but if they're covering up something devastating about the Prime Minister that's much worse.
Brown on the Marr show said he had lots of plans, and listed a fewexamples, on of which was tinkering with the Constitution.
No doubt just in time for his re-election.
Mugabe has nothing on Brown!
Brownbadger
Brown was telling lies yet again about his hard upbringing. Is it not true that his father,though a preacher, owned half the village, and was in fact one of the very landlords that Labour pretend to dispise.
Brown was the little rich kid of the village.
Brownbadger
Gordon Brown doesn't look very well. I think that he needs a holiday.
I too marvel at the carbuncle (udder? wattle?)under his left jaw and also his odd swallowing which makes me wonder whether these manifestations may be symptomatic of anything or merely very odd... the man is obviously psychotic and delusional but he also is sociopathic and really unable to connect. His comportment with Adam B this morning was just weird. It is odd: as if he is someone (a lunatic) imagining he is prime minister, who by accident actually is prime minister.
Why oh why can’t McTwat speak the TRUTH for once?
Here’s a suggested line he could pitch to Al-ja-Beeba.
My name is Brown.
I am brown.
I look like shit.
I feel like shit.
I talk shit.
I am shit.
My government looks like . . . (continues . . . on and on)
At least his credibility would go up
I was amused to the Sub-Prime Minister's message "I'll listen, but I refuse to hear"
Hasn't he learnt? When you're in a hole, stop digging. Gordon, in his weird worldview, seems to believe the When you're in a hole, dig faster! (Perhaps he intends to come up in China?)
---
Proud resident of Bexley and Bromley - 58% of Boris's majority
"It's us wot won it" (Original credits "The Sun" 1992)
Anon @ 5.58
I grew up in a paper bag in the middle of the road! Don't lie about my childhood. My jaw problem is simply the result of eating too much toffee. I tended to bite off more than I could chew, which is also a tidy reminder of how my political career has gone.
It is the usual fate of a Labour Government that it collapses under the financial pressures of a failed economic policy. We are now approaching this point with our present Government. The concept that any shortfalls that might occur can be plugged by increasing taxes, usually in a stealthy manner, will not last forever. Even the stupidest of voters can understand when a point is reached that is totally unreasonable, and the latest imposts on all motorists lack logic or signs of a coherent strategy. They are desperate steps taken to plug the huge gaps between tax revenues, and expenditures. Another phrase you will never hear from Nulab supporters is "value for money." Pumping extra money into services is not justified if the "improvements" produced do not match or even exceed the extra money put in. The only sad thing is that Nulab/Brown will cling on until the last minute, focussing more upon the John Lewis kitchen catalogue rather than the good of the country!
Anon 6:08
If he let us have an election he could have one - permanently
Gary, you will find that Socialism does use a small 's' when it refers to is rot spouted by the small minded such as yourself.
You are lucky Bob Piper is such a splendid and wise chap (being a Villa supporter he can't be anything but). A lesser person would have dumped your rancid, divisive comment from his blog.
The lump, the slurp, the bogey rummaging with the bitten stump of finger, the twitching arm at the despatch box, the eye - for chris' sake the man is flawed and not right to run anything.
Come on Bob Marshall Andrews, you know what a prick he is. You have nothing to lose as you've already stated that you're retiring at the next election so why don't you stand to unseat the wanker?
Maybe then you could have the Mr. Bean lookalike, Miliband, as your leader. That should do the trick
an anonymous commenter on iain dales blog wrote:
Ian you wrote:
"Andrew Marr left me open mouthed when he asked Brown if he was physically up to it. He followed it up by telling Brown that people felt he was a bit weird - not like them."
There is, as yet, a publically unraiseable issue behind this question.
Marr went as far as he felt he could.
Remember this particular part of the Brown-Marr exchange for the future.
May 04, 2008 1:48 PM
is there something about the "psychologically flawed" quote that the public arent aware of?
Dear Bob Marshal Andrews,
I'm torn. Unseating Brown may not be the best thing for Cameron as he is the best ammo the tories have. On the other hand it would be great to see the slurpy one go down as the most abysmal and short lived PM of all time.
Oh yes do it for that...YES. Go Bob
McSnotty should try to live as the rest of the electorate do...virtually fixed incomes as "inflation" is a mere 2% or so...and the moon is made of green cheese! Six years ago, we lived quietly and I was a housewife raising a single child with a chronic illness...now, I MUST work full-time, just to pay the bills as my partner's wage has failed to keep pace with inflation. We still live quietly, no fancy holidays or many treats (i.e. the same as 6 yrs ago) but barely cope even with my added wage. My partner's firm are struggling for work, I do a low paid job as I gave up any chance of a career to care for a sickly child and have zip as a pension to look forward to. My partner's pension was long since raided by McCyclops. And he wonders why everyone but champagne socialists hate his guts?! He is an excreable opportunist - shame on him for stealing the widow's mite etc, and he DARES to make play of his so-called good Christian upbringing...!!!!!
I sincerely hope he rots in Hell for the 10 years of acute damage he has wrought on this country and it's people. He is a low-life piece of scum, and deserves every knife in the back - after all, chickens do come home to roost! Watching the Cabinet today is like watching ferrets fighting in a sack - all out to cover their own hides, as per usual - keep yer back to the wall, McGobbler, or it's Et Tu, Brutus before you can say Prudence is my Bezzi Mate.
Guido - can we run a poll on 'Wot is wrong with McBogey' along the lines of 5-1 he's a nonce, evens he's a sociopath, 2-1 he's psychotic, etc etc...please add in Jack the Ripper, and any other categories of anti-social fool you can dredge up. We could all then vote for what we really think of him personally - please allow multiple choice if only to reflect his schizo personality. I always suspected care in the community migrated to all parts of the UK...at best, he's certifiable, though I suppose after years of midnight-oil-burning whilst screwing evry last groat from the serfs, he is now allergic to daylight...hence his pallor and twitchiness in the tv studios all day...
Pass the stake, garlic and crucifix please, DC and Boris...
Dear Person of no fixed political abode:
I know, if no-one else does, tht you live in my Stoke.
Your previous posts indicate that you are a die-hard yes man/woman who has no conscience at all.
It is one thing to suppoert Blair/Brown policy of winter fuel allowances etc but it is another thing o support so-called labour council policy (tory coalition) of shutting care homes, shutting schools and shutting kiddies paddling pools, just before the election.
you can call me divisive all day and all fucking night for all I care.
I stood out against insanity and polled very well.
Those that wrote that cuntish policy were all beheaded at the polling booths.
Tories that also wrote that policy (leader and deputy) are up next time.
As all cunts who act like cunts find to their own expenses, they will suffer. Tories want to kill their own candidates with no help from me.
Good.
Now fuck off and die.
Gary
Not pretty viewing on a Sunday morning. Brown is in deep schtuck.
"The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
Like an ominous bird a-wing"
The Dear Leader salutes the Supreme Leader as he grapples with the forces of Conservatism and Liberalism.
The Supreme Leader (aka Mr Bean) had his chance last year at the Queens speech to set out a radically different offering to Bliar. And failed.
Since then he has failed time and again. The 1000th relaunch today will fail. When you leave Downing Street you will be welcome to live in my Peoples Glorious Republic.
Several posters have suggested the Sub-Prime minister is the Tories best weapon.
They're wrong. Gordon spent so much time on assassinating anyone who might challenge hi