"Comrades! You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig.
We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare.
It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples.
McNAPOLEON: All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others due to our taking the right long term decisions for the country.....economic stability....lowest piglet poverty for 3 millennia.....shallow salesman (contd for 5 hours)
Despite her busy schedule advising the new London Mayor, Kate sportingly agreed to help with house training tom watson as part of his redundancy package
Now if we can only hide the wings, and mask the smell of jet fuel, we can convince people that the Olympic Games in Britain won't be a complete disaster...
Yeah ... I've got to feed it for now but then I am going to marry it and find it a nice safe seat somewhere and then we'll live happily ever after and you tax-paying bastards can pay for us. If Cooper-Balls can do it, so can I.
This little piggy went to market This little piggy stayed at home This little piggy had rosbif This little piggy had none Cuz the bally taxman had taken the bally lot
Oh pigshit. I never thought Boris would actually win. Now let's see if I can train this little piggy to win the olympic high-jump comp, for which Gordon has kindly entered me.
Have a handful of dried bogies to keep you going Gordon...I'm just popping out to hunt down a few foxes and then I'll be back to roast you on a bonfire of all the talents.
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Kate meets her long lost sister.
Is the one on the right Sarah Tether?
The remaining 39 photographs are available in most good Amsterdam book shops.
Kate teases snotty
How predictable, the old 'cling film over the pig's mouth before someone pisses in it trick'.
Kate shows Ed Balls the right way to fist Gordon.
This is just a little taster there is much more in the trough help your self Sir Grab a Lot MP
Ah now – these (I think Kuhne-Kuhne piggies) are lovely piggies.
And Kate, delightful in her way, looks like leaving another herd with their noses very much in the trough.
So my caption entry would be :
“Kate, on her way to a party, stops by a far more pleasant herd than that she is used to.”
I can only tell you this: I don't think Barrack Obama's pastor looks very black - ssh - don't tell anyone I told you that.
Little black aliens flee in horror as NuLab dog garrots piggie.
"I forgive you Ken...But squeal like a bitch"
It beats being in the Labour party
is this a caption competition or a "spot the knife" competition?
Bye then Ken, be seeing you on the bacon counter tomorrow.
La Huey interviews a 'Speaker' hopeful.
Friday morning and the snout is removed from the trough
Kate flossed the teeth of her pet pig - Cherie - every day.
A swift left jab knocks Toynbee's snout out of the trough.
What Borough have they registered you to vote in?
Soooeee hoooey
Labour Crisis deepnes as eevn pig wont vote for Ken without a bribe
After years of Liebour spin even Kate thinks it might fly.
After being painted into a corner,Labour appeal to talented pig muralist to try to get them out.
agree or disagree with her views at least kate hoey is a real person and not a nulab clone
she says"keep still while I measure you for your wings and don't forget to fly past Camerons window"
Ken concedes defeat to Boris and reluctantly hands over the keys to City Hall.
After Local Election results, DWP inaugurates New Deal scheme in Westminster to prepare Labour MPs for next stage of careers
It's a wake for Labour but Hogmannay for the rest of us.
What is it with Labour MPs and porkies?
ed balls gets to the front of the expenses line, again
Kate to Gordon Brown (out of shot): "Where did you get that swine?"
Pig: "I won him in a raffle."
New Labour SpAd taught the nuances of fisting Ed Balls.
Vauxhall and Sty
Orwell's "pigs and men" comes to mind, so who is it feeding Bean then?
No, Gordon, the Westminster pig trough is empty. You and all the other MPs are going to have to account for all your "expenses" from now on.
Now Porky which hand is Gordo's shrivelled little knackers in?
"Comrades! You do not imagine, I hope, that we pigs are doing this in a spirit of selfishness and privilege? Many of us actually dislike milk and apples. Milk and apples (this has been proved by Science, comrades) contain substances absolutely necessary to the well-being of a pig.
We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organization of this farm depend on us. Day and night we are watching over your welfare.
It is for your sake that we drink that milk and eat those apples.
I thought she was an Arsenal fan - not Spurs!!
Following his "career change for health reasons" Speaker Martin is trained to guess which hand the freebie is in.
Dave Beasant feeds pig
Yes I like putting my snout in the trough too!
That pig even looks like Gordon. Got fat on taxing us, but we won't be getting any ham.
McNAPOLEON: Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad!
HOEY: That's OK, I crawled to Boris for a job.
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HOEY: Hail McNapoleon, our great leader.
McNAPOLEON: All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others due to our taking the right long term decisions for the country.....economic stability....lowest piglet poverty for 3 millennia.....shallow salesman (contd for 5 hours)
(With apologies to Blair (Eric)).
Kate interviews gordons new choice for Muslim liaison officer.
"Pork off, Gordon"
'Lead with your left when fisting Gordy.', Pig advises Cow.
Phew what a porker! (As The Sun might say!
Prescott warns Hoey not to bite the hand that feeds her, or something...
Kate offers an olive branch to fellow Labour MP Tony McNulty.
Labour MP takes health posters literally in an effort to help smoking pig.
Kate says "Wake up and smell the bacon!"
Despite her busy schedule advising the new London Mayor, Kate sportingly agreed to help with house training tom watson as part of his redundancy package
kate says a fond farewell to Gwyneth Dunwoody
A second try at the comp :
Kate, on her way from a Party of Porkys, stops by a piggy on her way to a porker of a party.
Why is Bercow eating out of Kate Hoey's hand? Surely she is too right wing for him?
Now if we can only hide the wings, and mask the smell of jet fuel, we can convince people that the Olympic Games in Britain won't be a complete disaster...
Passer by: Where did you get that dog?
Kate: That's not a dog; it's a pig.
Passer by: Do you mind? I was talking to the pig.
David Icke "I am Dr Doolittle reincarnated"
KATE Hoey?
I thought it was Brian Tilsley from Coronation Street!!
GB-BACON prepares for takeoff.
Pigs of a feather trough together.
Hoey deftly catches Prescott's regurgitated digestive biccy.
Yeah ... I've got to feed it for now but then I am going to marry it and find it a nice safe seat somewhere and then we'll live happily ever after and you tax-paying bastards can pay for us. If Cooper-Balls can do it, so can I.
Richard Branson launches new no-swills ministerial airline in attempt to bridge political rift between US and UK.
You can tell alot about a person by the company they keep - with that thought in mind, pig exits stage right!
like ghost or gerge orwell post (well i would i suppose)
Kh:there we are lttle pig , this way to the voters bonaza , thats right follow the grains .
ok lads got the knackers van ready get the doors open hes falling for it .
or
kate hoey isnt sure if bankseys rendevous was a bit of a lark
Kate Hoey rewards Snout after their glorious triumph in the annual House of Commons "pet/owner look-a-like competition".
This little piggy went to market
This little piggy stayed at home
This little piggy had rosbif
This little piggy had none
Cuz the bally taxman had taken the bally lot
Bloody Freaks
....As Kate closes the door on the labour party, she gives the last scraps to Harriet Hamster....
A blissful smile on her face as she thinks of her new job with Boris.....
Oh pigshit. I never thought Boris would actually win. Now let's see if I can train this little piggy to win the olympic high-jump comp, for which Gordon has kindly entered me.
"All I did was sprinkle pixie dust on harman's face. "
Hoey:
"My God, not only does he LOOK like Jeremy Corbyn, but he also EATS like him!"
Have a handful of dried bogies to keep you going Gordon...I'm just popping out to hunt down a few foxes and then I'll be back to roast you on a bonfire of all the talents.
Are you vegetarian or would you fancy some pussy, Boris?
Kate Hoey goes to touch skin but gravely miscalculates Boris's stature.
Kens advisor giving Kate a few pointers on how to tell porkies!
Richard Branson shaves off his beard and then says is happy to work with Boris.
Payday at Westminster.
INDEX: Ugly pig in front of wall.
"You got a purty mouth, boy. Now, squeal like a pig."
Kevin Keegan and Prezza compare boxing techniques.
Kate feeds pig because there is no room left at the trough...
Fuck off you bitch, i'm not flying anywhere, and i'm not wesring any day-glo stripes down me sides.
I will miss you so much Gordon now that I'm going off to work for Boris!
Hoey and Prezza perform obscene sex act on invisible prime minister.
Prezza 'making good progress' in rehab clinic for eating disorders.
Pig feeds farm animal.
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