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26 comments:
He's gonna wish both teams well tonight giving rise to a thrilling match dominated by tedium and mediocrity.
I am filling in the time watching the live web-cast of Boris' first 'Mayor's Questions'.
I'd like to give my apologies. Attending an afternoon seminar - 'Towards the Integrated Vocational Curriculum: A New Funding Methodology for a New Sector Development'. It'll be a fuckin scream. I'll be with you all in spirit . . .
Bozza does Quezza in Lozza...
http://www.london.gov.uk/webcast/gla1_live.asx
No doubt Gordon's giving the surfboard a final wax in readiness. Dave:
1. Burke's Peerage
2. Renting a room for 3 weeks at The Holiday Inn does not count as residency in a constituency
3. What's the urgency to be in Kircaldy Friday?
... would the Prime Minister send his best wishes to Chelsea and wish them every success in tonight's European cup final.
Brown will today announce the sacking of the air-brained 'pygmies and youngsters' and will instead introduce a more substantial and experienced election winning team of go getters...
Brown's new cabinet photo
(high expectations of scoring well with the nose picking demographic)
I hope Cameron White Feather's Rockin Gordo.
The FT is saying that Ken Clarke wants to get to the front of the NuCon trough,I was going to have a rant but thought screw it, I will vote Labour or anybody but NuCon, if Cameron puts him back in.
I wonder if they'll get Diane "I sent my kids to public school and think highly of Castro" Abbott to condemn the Labour campaign in Crewe?
Would the PM agree that the Govt's lack of any Talents is one reason the economy is in such a mess?
NO-o-o-o!!! Dave, PLEASE get Gordon to wish Man Utd the very best!
Plod deserves nothing but contempt. they are nothing more than Stasi now.
Fuck me they can arrest a protester for holding a placard calling Scientology a cult but can't arrest muzzies calling for our deaths.
They're all fucking Scientoligist cults/cunts in the city of London Plod.
He's already wished Grant well, it's just he may wish Scumchester well too as Ferguson loves Zanu PF.
I just hope that Julia Goldsworthy sits behind Cleggy again so I can admire her rather pleasing appendages.
Not that I am a pervert or anything. Politics is a serious business, after all.
Can people stop picking on Gary Elsby - he's obviously got significant personal issues and as my mother taught me, "one shouldn't mock the afflicted". It's just not nice.
SB: you're not a perve. Politics is a serious business and appearance, if not all, counts for much.
Let's not forget that Crewe has a "Beauties for Britain" candidate, Miss Gemma Garrett, who can be seen here:
http://fantasyfooty.peem.co.uk/b/Gemma+Garrett
JHC this was confusing today! I lost the video partly and it only came back on when another glitch in Brown's central processor showed up and made him use "substance" twice in one sentence. Then it all went arse up when that closet Clegg started rabbiting about Afghanistan and somehow the thread was lost. I liked the bit when Dave stuffed him with the UTube bit. Observing Brown, he gets more and more worked up the more personal it becomes. The shaking hand isn't 'fear'. I believe it is sheer temper and one day soon he's going to completely lose it in PMQ's. Maybe Dave should get the Sergeant at Arms to stand a little closer and jab the bastard if he starts throwing things.
Shame you didn't hang around for Steve Martin the 'Behavioural Expert'. (Head Dr to you and me)
Excellent discussion on whether Gordon is mad or not, hilarious.
If there is one NuLabour, Piggy-faced, complacent, self-satisfied scumbag that makes me want to shout at the TV it is Faulkner! Couldn't we ban him as tending to cause public unrest? Rotten tomatoes would be much too good - although perhaps putting him on a diet (6 months should do it) of said fruit might do the country no end of good!
john pickworth thats not the new cabinet, it's the Addams family New Year celebrations.
PMQs here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=r_xsZvLZ7Bc
Gordon in answer to Cleggie's question at PMQs - "We are determined to stop Alchy Ada from getting a foothold in Afghanistan!"
That's another new policy launch then on the back of Boris' banning drinking on "the tube" But who the hell is Ada ?
Sez, Gordo you cunt, before you go, do wish 'Nyted all the best for tonight, in your very best Jonah manner
@ Dick the Prick said...
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Can people stop picking on Gary Elsby - he's obviously got significant personal issues and as my mother taught me, "one shouldn't mock the afflicted". It's just not nice.
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It may not be nice, but it's fucking good fun
Scientology hoohah - please do, as I did, email the City of London plod, here
PostMaster@city-of-london.pnn.police.uk
and tell them that Scientology is a cult, and that they must come and arrest you.
Here's what I got back ...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear Mr. Beserk
I have forwarded your email to the appropriate department.
Yours Sincerely,
Postmaster,
CoLP.
-----Original Message-----
From: Elby The Beserk
Sent: 21 May 2008 07:45
To: PostMaster
Subject: Scientology
Is clearly a cult. Everyone knows so. Please let me know when you will come to arrest me, and I'll send you my address.
What a shocking waste of public money, prosecuting that young lad. Scientology is a nasty and vicious CULT.
Regards
Elby The Beserk
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