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Friday, May 2, 2008

+++ David Pitt-Watson Resigns Before He Starts +++

Gordon's chosen Labour Party General Secretary has struck another blow - he will not be taking the helm of the Labour Party as the ship sinks. He is not completely stupid...

UPDATE : Guido's original analysis from a month ago was proved right.

Hat-tip :
Ben Brogan

31 comments:

Patrick said...

The snot gobbler is just having a dandy old day isn't he?

Couldn't happen to a nicer chap.

Cunt.

Don't get too happy Guido - we've still got 2 more years of this fucker to endure.

George Street said...

I once got sacked before I started a job. I turned up for my first day as a Christmas post-sorter wearing a Frankie 'Two Tribes' t-shirt with a picture of Lenin on it. 'Fuck off right now, you cunt' said the surly chap who I had wrongly assumed would be taking my details prior to five weeks of losing kiddies presents. So I did. Got a job working for a contractor cleaning hospitals. Boxing Day swabbing the corridors of a secure unit: I've had better Christmases.

mitch said...

Just heard that on the way home nearly crashed the car laughing.poor ole snotty you could almost feel sorry for him till you remember what a monumental cunt he really is and deserves every blow he gets.

For that one comment alone I will buy the mail and read Littlejohn he is the man!!.

Tartwatch said...

Credit crunch V Gen Sec Labour Party...............

DP-W prefers the credit crunch and the city.....

Says it all!!!!!

Anonymous said...

A good day to bury bad news.

Bill Quango MP said...

270 council seats lost by Labour says Sky News.

Guardian says the voters are deluded.
No I think they are .. DELIGHTED.

George Street said...

Look, I've got double Modern History at 2:00 and it's getting close to the exams, I'm probably going to have to teach the fuckers. Are we having a fucking caption comp or not?

Anonymous said...

If Gordon was suffering depression yesterday, I dread to think what he is suffering today.

While Gordon is holed up in his bunker at number 10 and Labour Councillors lay dead all over the battlefield, David cameron presents a chirpy picture touring the country congratulating his troops on their victory.


Ps. Guido, how did Dan Watson do? I see the Conservatives took control of Wyre Forest. LOL

Anonymous said...

As was pointed out earlier, it's not like a normal salaried job, more like signing on as majority shareholder in a non-limited company that's bankrupt.

Clearly you'd have to be insane to want a job like that but maybe he's seen the books and knows something we don't...

Dave Spartacus said...

Yes, it's not really No-Good Brrwn's finest hour.

Classic Ed Bollocks on the World @ One. I don't think he gets it yet. Come the general election, Zanu Liebore will be fucked by a train.

(Now where did I hear that phrase?)

mitch said...

Know this might just be me but I`m sure I heard snotty say"I will listen and leave" then on SKY I heard the reporter say "faeces of legislation" is it me or them?.

Anonymous said...

"was proven" not "was proved."

Love
Cassius

Dave Spartacus said...

Mitch, you need a new loudspeaker for your telly. I got one years ago when I thought I'd heard that fierce fighting had broken out in Debenham's.

mitch said...

mitch (the other one) - have you seen you're being quoted on the Coffee House?

woman on a raft said...

Gary Elsby did not get the Abbey Green ward for Labour, but he fought the BNP for every cross and very nearly did it, going in to second place by 74 votes.

The ward was previously held by Andy Wragg for the Conservatives; Gary got his wish to overtake them, forcing them in to third place.

Abbey Green
Melanie Jane Baddeley, BNP - 858
Gary Elsby, Lab - 784
Andrew John Wragg, Con - 721
Barry Malpass, Green - 164
Paul Sutton, Ind - 244
Turnout 30.0 per cent
BNP gain

Thatsnews said...

Due to his skills, experience and abilities he was the ideal person for the job.

Sadly for Gordon Brown, it was his skills, experience and abilities that told him not to touch thee job with a barge pole.

starcourse said...

Pitt-Watson is, as I have said before, a smart man. Who in their right mind is going to give money to the Labour Party now? And the mood amongst Labour MPs must be close to suicidal. If present trends continue they will have lost over 300 councillors - something which was considered "unthinkable" yesterday.

The Creator said...

He resigns before he even starts?

Truly, Gordo has a magic touch.

mitch said...

which article I looked but couldn't find it?

Frank Kemble said...

Due to his skills, experience and abilities he was the ideal person for the job.

Who do you mean? Gary Elsby? I think you do. A lifetime on welfare ideally suits a person for fiddling councillor's expenses.

Shame he didn't get in. Back to the job centre Gary.

One less watson at the trough said...

.
I have no doubt Guido will be pleased to know that:

Dan Watson...Labour, 184 votes, came last.

and

Mumshad Ahmed..Conservative, 617 votes, was duly elected.

DISTRICT OF WYRE FOREST
DISTRICT COUNCIL ELECTION
Date : 1st May 2008

penlan said...

I feel a tad sorry for Gary.At least he fights his corner on a blog that's hostile to him.More bottle than Brown,anyway.

mitch said...

mitch:

http://www.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/647191/all-down-to-brown.thtml

Fraser himself.

peter carter-fuck said...

Poor old Gary, the electors took one look at him and voted for a Fascist. The bastards!

As for Pitt-Cuntson, it seems that the rats won't even get on the ship in the first place, without even waiting to see if it will sink.

I so want Testes and his botched gender reassignment giraffe necked slag of a wife to be out of work and claiming benefit after the next election. Let's see those cunts try and get fucking tax credits without any civil servants to help them. Rat faced pair of motherfuckers.

Frank Kemble said...

penlan said...
I feel a tad sorry for Gary.At least he fights his corner on a blog that's hostile to him.


No he doesn't. He comes on here, shouts a load of incohrent bollocks then disappears until the next time his particular form of tourette's gets the better of him and he has another outburst. How many times does he actually answer the points people raise? Not many.

The Creator said...

According to Brogan, the timing is co-incidental and has nothing to do with the fact that Labour has just been near exterminated in the local elections. And frankly, if you believe that you will believe anything.

Gordo hand picks his man who, not being, we assume, terminally insane, realises only a gold-plated lunatic would agree to a job which could well see him wiped out financially.

He tells Gordo he doesn't want the job. Gordo 'How DARE you defy ME!' McNutter hits proverbial roof, hurls telephone(s), rants, rolls on rug, foams at mouth, etc., assaults secretary(ies) in time-honoured fashion.

Not surprisingly, Pitt-Watson is less than impressed and thinks: 'You are a fat Scottish madman and I will be revenged'. And so he has been.

mitch said...

Fame at last little ol me quoted in the speccy! should I get an agent? or go to the pub and celebrate gordos very public humiliation.
To the pub then when wifey comes home and raise a Guinness to Guido its been a very good day, just Boris to go and its bye bye snotmunchers remaining authority and a blamestorming session from leavingsoon.

Thatsnews said...

Oh, dear, Frank. I wondered how Gary had got on. He'll be back, now, before long. Probably advised not to post on blogs in case it was seen as breaking the election law and publications, etc.

starcourse said...

And it was so - Labour have lost 309 councillors and there are still some results to come.

woman on a raft said...

Stoke on Trent matters because it used to be 'solid sixty'; Labour held that city without even thinking about it. In the Abbey Green ward, Gary Elsby showed he could out-poll a well-supported Conservative who had previously held the seat. What he couldn't do is overcome the fact that the voters were so pissed-off with Labour on both a local and national level that even the Conservatives didn't adequately express their disapproval.

Abbey Green ward is now represented by three BNP councillors and Stoke on Trent has gone to no overall control; Labour no longer holds it as a if by divine right.

The comments from local voters are pretty salty too; one says she is pleased that veteran Labour supporter and one-time MEP Mike Tappin has lost his council seat.
Labour lost this in spite of Gary, not because of him.

Bill Quango MP said...

Mitch.. The "Leavingsoon" will probably be on all the saturday's front pages.. better get it copyrighted quick.


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