Dan Watson Fails to Board the Family Gravy Train
Sadly the trouncing Labour got in the local elections meant that Dan Watson, of Tom Watson's West Midlands political clan, failed to get on the taxpayer's gravy train.
Still the Watsons will just have to manage on the £300,000 or so they claim between them from the taxpayers..
Still the Watsons will just have to manage on the £300,000 or so they claim between them from the taxpayers..
UPDATE : A co-conspirator emails to tell Guido that Amy Watson’s candidacy saw a 25% fall in the Labour vote in Birmingham Kings Norton. Another £15,000 in expenses denied to the Watson family fortune.
26 comments:
Is he related to Declan, the BBC Breakfast financial chipmunk? I think we should be told.
Enough. What is it with you and fat ugly bastards late in the afternoon? Some of us are pretending to do research here whilst our charges engage in a spot of 'peer marking'. It's a great scam: essentially, you tell them to mark each others essays as an exercise in 'differentiated group support learning'. I fucking love educational jargon, comes in handy at 9:00 on a Friday morning when I'm desperately trying to log onto ticket master.
Isn't there a local quango he could sit on to earn a bit of pin money?
via pb.com
Nick Robinson is being flayed on his own blog
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/2008/05/opening_up.html#commentsanchor
Poor chap, he even looks like a porker.
Whilst this is a huge loss of talent to the political world, it will surely mean that he can now bend his huge intellect and energy towards starting up the next Midlands equivalent of Youtube, Google, or Apple. Or probably more like the next British Leyland. Either that or it'll be swinging the lead somewhere on Tom's staff no doubt.
He looks like he's been swimming in the gravy boat instead.
O/T
but reading your link to Darling getting banned, one can see the standards the BBC have fallen to. "via blogs" - it is a long time since I did latin, but surely it ought to be viae telae perscribi or some such?
meanwhile the gurning bellend is being ripped apart over scotland. that slot gob liar bendy wendy has really dropped him in the shit. as if he wasnt in it already.
Gordon will be gone as labour leader in weeks
All together now!
THINGS CAN ONLY GET B-E-T-T-E-R!
Have shares in Gregg's fallen on the news?
Have you read Ron Paul's new book yet? Where's it available in the UK?
To be fair mate, looking at the fat cunt, that money is much needed to keep the twat in pies.
Keith Dovkunts
I thought Norfolk was the place for inbreeding, not West Midlands ?
Henry Conway has been in the press lately, in case you did not read yesterday's article in the Indy, here is the one from today's Times:
http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/the_way_we_live/article3887656.ece
Yet another NuLab cunt who is suffering from Pie Retention.
Don't worry, there'll be another Watson along shortly - Tom's wife is due to spawn any day now.
Another obvious victim of New Variant Bulimia as first diagnosed under:
Prescott Syndrome by Porxy Pies
Still more gratifying, not only was this slimeball not elected but he came last of 4 candidates with 184 votes.
See here.
See? There is a God...
Amazing, this one really actually looks like a little piggy. Perhaps someone should send him a little packet of bisto with a note saying 'better luck next time'.
If the fat bastard had spent less time guzzling pies and more time campaigning perhaps he would have done a bit better.
More like
chips , gravy, a Hollands pudding, more chips, some mushy peas, more gravy, vinegar, salt, a steak pie, extra gravy and batter scrapings, battered sausage with curry sauce and then a wank behind the chippy from your secretary.
We Tories may be Cunts, but at least we have good taste when it comes to a taxpayer funded fuckfest.
Is it me or does he look like a window licker?
What on earth is a window-licker? Is it another term for a homosexualist?
archie wetherspoon
This might help:
"window licker
(derogatory) ~ sl.: euphemism for a person of mentally challenged status. Etymology: C20 - Derived from the stereotyped behaviour of mentally challenged people, observed to place their open mouths into prolongued contact with the external windows of public or private transport on which they are seated.
It is offensive and wrong to name a person people who is mentally challenged a 'window licker' or a 'retard'."
Na he fell out with the gangsta in chief Tom 'fatso' Watson ages ago and he had Dan 'little fatso' out of West Brom.
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