Crewe Gets Shown Gordon's Clunking Fist
Why don't they use a jack-boot rather than a fist? Get some party activists to wear brown shirts. C'mon Gordon, this is too namby pamby...UPDATE : The awfully posh harriet Harman has cancelled visiting the constituency tomorrow - possibly to avoid being questioned about her remarks on the weekend that the campaign was "not very positive".
UPDATE II : Tamsin has finally given an answer to the BBC on the Gordon asset/liability question: "Gordon is an asset as Prime Minister, but I am fighting on local issues."
95 comments:
Let's all encourage the voters of Crewe and Nantwich to send our politicians a message that they can't ignore.
Nah, the thumbnail is far too long for the Greet Clookin' Fist Of Doom.
Nice one Guido.
http://gordonout.blogspot.com/
Doesn't Gordon and his bleeding heart socialists mean soft on "economically disadvantaged and socially excluded youths."
Oh dear, they are not becoming the nasty party are they? Lucky the lager swilling chav scum can't figure out a complicated task such as putting a cross in a box, so there won't be too many chav/yob votes lost.
On what basis are the Tories supposed to be sort on yobs? This looks like desperation from Labour. I hope their nasty, negative campaign gets the rejection it deserves on Thursday.
Well, if I were in Crewe and Nantwich, that would scare me into voting for the Labour Candidate.
NOT
Why use the "Clunking Fist" to illustrate softness or ineffectualness.... on second thoughts it is Gordon's fist, so right on.
http://www.gordonout.blogspot.com/
Hi Is that Gordo? This is Tamsin.
Hi Tam. How's It Going?
Errr well, not bad overall...
Great.
Well, there is one thing I have to tell you, Gordon. This 'Toffs' campaign is going down very badly with the electorate up here.
Yes I Know Tam. But the activists and the Party love it, don't they, and keeping the Party happy is crucial.
But Gordon we want to win this seat, don't we? Haven't we got anything else to tell the voters?
I suppose we do have a few other messages we could use (opens drawer - shuffles papers around). What about this one? - 'Hug A Hoodie'. It went down very well when we ran that last time. Shall we rerun it?
Gordon, anything is better than this Toffs thing.
OK, Tam. We'll run it...but we must keep the activists fired up, you know. My position depends on it. We'll rebadge it so people don't twig what we're up to - Tories Soft On Yobs suit you?
Anything's better than Toffs, Gordon.
OK it's a done deal.
mmmmm...a nice long stiletto heel would fit the bill
Wait for the claim that Tamsin was a brown owl in the National Front when she was at school.
D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E
I hope no-one votes for Labour in C&N, perhaps only then will then get the message.
That can't be Gordon's fist, it isn't trembling...
Is that the over-powering stench of desperation I can smell?
What a bunch of f*cking losers.
And if/when they do lose, can we get an undertaking that the brainiacs responsible for this drivel are publicly held to account, i.e lampooned and humiliated across all national media for being such utter twunts.
UK slips further down global competitiveness list...
http://www.imd.ch/research/publications/wcy/upload/scoreboard.pdf
I agree with this poster. The Tory government of 1997- has been very soft on yobs. They introduced ASBOs as a measure to grab headlines but seems to have been a damp squib as nobody enforces them. They have recruited lots of police but have tied them up in paperwork and political correctness. They have spent lots on schools but made no effort to actually get the schools to teach the kids.
The Tories have been crap in the last 11 years in power and it's time for a proper government.
EIN VOLK
EIN REICH
EIN BOGEY PICKING MONSTROSITY
Did they pay some cunt for coming up with that crap. Fecking hell, some SWP advertising arse saw them coming.
If it were not so pathetic and juvenile, then it would be merely laughable.
I though my contempt for imbeciles could go no highere. I was wrong.
I would have thought it was Labour who had a soft spot for yobs?
Why only last week they were handing out some rather nice hooded jackets to some poor disadvantaged young party workers and getting them to cheer the arrival of the conservative leader to Crewe. Very Christian I thought.
Even that lovely Home Secretary chick has asked the Local Bobby to pop round to their houses to see if they are alright at 2am, even maybe stop them in the streets a few times a day to check they remember their names and addresses.
Meanwhile those nasty Tories want Yobs to give up their Cider Tax Credits and get a slave jobs down the local call centre. They are even proposing yobs get a proper sentence when they're naughty instead of a free iPod or activity holiday abroad. How mean is that?
Shocking... So vote Labour, you know it makes you incensed.
Great!! So Labour are going to bring back the birch are they??
Quite right too.
But let's not mess about. Let's make it retrospective and give Thumper Prescott a good hiding.
And six of the best too for his Care-in-the-Community minder, Blair, who seems to think that "It's just John being John" is an excuse for viloent Anti-social behaviour.
LOL, this is just verging on the surreal. Labour really have lost it!
It's almost as if a bunch of Tories have infiltrated Labour HQ.
11 years at the controls and it's everyone else's fault as far as Gordon is concerned.
Unfortunately I KNOW who has screwed up my finances, my employer's efficient running, and my country.
So, to quote the U.S Marine Corps - "Gordon - don't piss down my back then tell me it's raining !"
This is a parody, surely?
Nobody in their right mind can think this will be effective. The style is contradictory and the subliminals are all over the place.
It does make you think, however.
It makes you think that the Big Labour Spin Machine has an idiot at the controls.
Oh dear just watched that Dunwoody woman on telly.
What a prat!
Please sir, can we have some more like that?
And they've changed the name of the Party to 'Norsefire' while they were at it, I suppose.
It's incredible. This by-election has prodded me into digging out my copy of Attlee's "The Labour Party in Perspective". The Labour Party he described - one driven by principles and the desire to help the underprivileged - seems ironically to have died with Gwyneth Dunwoody.
This nasty, spiteful campaign will backfire spectacularly on NuLab. At least the Timpson family made their money from their own labour, and not on the backs of the taxpayer. A lot of people of have got very, very, rich under NuLab, all with taxpayer money. It must constitute the the largest wholesale theft of public funds ever. And it is set to continue for generation to come, thanks to the accounting 'genius' of PFI.
Notice how Gary says it publicly that Gordon is an asset, Tamsin follows on five minutes later with the same line.
She knows I'm coming to Crewe.
The buck stops here.
Movers and shakers.
Gary is in pole position.
They're 'avin' a laff ain't they ?
Has one of their "Dressing Up as Toffs" juvenile activists let them borrow his/her A Level Media Studies Project for the campaign ?
If they think this is going to make any difference to the outcome they're even more deluded than I originally thought.
P.S. I think they've missed off the Union Jack in the corner and the phrase "Vote Labour - British Jobs for BRITISH people !"
Yes exactly JP. Well said.
www.gordonout.blogspot.com
Finally got the candidate to endorse her leader though qualified “ but I am fighting on local issues."
The time taken shows you how much authority Gordon has left in the Labour party, less every day.
Listening to Tangoman Hain on Radio 4 this morning "we have given people so much aspiration that we have failed to connect with our core vote" and you can see that this lot just don't get it do they?
ps the poster looks very like something you'd have expected to see in the 1960's Eastern Bloc, which is very apt for where this shambles would really like to take us.
Maybe they don't want to win?
Any Labour MPs with honour and decency should unite in condemning this appalling stuff. The people responsible should be sacked next week. Maybe some intrepid journalist should contact each Labour MP and ask them whether they support this risible rubbish?
I think I can trace NuLabour's downward spiral to Gordo's "tea and crumpets" at No.10 with la Thatcher. He was probably brainwashed by MI5 back in his early bachelorhood, no doubt having been caught in some career limiting indiscretion (conspiracy theorists form an orderly queue). Thatcher inadvertantly let slip the code "Mine's a large Scotch", and the Manchurian Candidate suddenly snapped into Jonah McTwat mode. MI5 are privately enjoying the spectacle and have decided not to reverse the process.
Its on the Crewe Labour site, so not a spoof.
http://www.creweandnantwichlabour.org.uk/get_the_yobs
Just watched Jon Sopel interviewing the three C&N candidates live on the Beeb....
Tamsin is a hardened YOB of the very first order. While the other candidates displayed perfectly polite decorum, Tamsin continually goaded Edward Timpson, even speaking over Jon's questions to him. She's also started spinning the line (used also on Sky's web chat this morning) that she would indeed support the Government on 42 Days... so the Government don't have to declare an emergency under the Civil Contingencies Act (guess which fascist party brought that act to life?).
Nasty nasty horrible piece of work... the sour faced gimme gimme bitch.
Even Tony Parsons at The Mirror is criticising the Labour campaign.
It does occur to me that perhaps Tamsins' people have been instructed to run with such stupid tactics, so that they get all the blame for losing and not Gordon.
Labour wrecking Crewe campaign
cant wait for gordons interview
"we are doing a lot of fisting in our crewe campaign" or perhaps "fisting of all the talents"
mmm harriet not responsible ?? nor peter carter .
who is running it then ??? i think eric pickles is running the tory one , just seen the grand theft auto poster pretty good.
the tories were hooting with laughter when they asked at pmqs if gordon would be visiting crewe , to which he said no, so we have a pm unable to go to defend a by election in a previously safe labour seat !! unbelieveable .
must have heard jungle telegraph that motorists lobby would be waiting for him !! yeah thats right gordon screw essential use 4x4 uses , how will those farmers get there sheep to market ??
The Brown one has a new section on youtube.com/downingst where he will answer the top rated questions.....thing is, it specifically says no political questions. How pointless is that?
The Timpson family are certainly not soft on yobs.
They've taken hundreds of them off the streets of Britain....
....by employing the hairy-arsed neanderthals in their heel bars!
Judging by the merry throng I meet whenever I queue-up to sign-on, it should read: "Labour Soft On Jobs"
After watching Dunwoody on News24 being inreviewed, if I lived in C&N she would be the last person I would vote for, Labour have really dug deep in the shit for this bi-election ,very nasty people.
I am reminded of that old Jack Lemmon film ('How to murder your wife' or some such): if the British public had a button in front of them that they could press to kill the Gorgon with noone the wiser, would they press it?
p.s. It was a rhetorical question - of course we all know the answer.
That new Labour leaflet is almost a dead ringer for some National Front material that I remember from the seventies.
Brown is getting desperate, and as for Dunwoody, she's a very nasty piece of work besides being incompetent. Take it from someone who knows her.
Anon., 12:31, the explanation is quite simple. The campaign is being run by people like the sainted Gary Elsby of Stoke (whom God preserve), in tune with the Zeitgeist; or, in Gary's particular case, the Zitgeist.
You couldn't make it up, they're all doomed, etc., etc.
I haven't laughed so much in ages.
Tories soft on Yobs?? Who are they trying to kid, this country is a joke, its an embarassment, those who work are screwed and those that dont get all they want for nothing! And if you have kids and dont work they laugh all the way to the bank!
In the last 11 years this country has gone down hill, yobs controlling the streets, people scared of gangs of kids hanging around streets, while their lazy parents drink inside watching their lcd tvs all bought from JSA & DLA, and most of them there is nothing wrong with them!
I returned from holiday on Saturday from Florida, and can say me and my partner are now looking at leaving this country for somewhere were people who work are actually rewarded!
Would the last person (Gordon) left in the UK please turn out the light bulb!
What the hell are those long black drips supposed to be? Black blood? Is this a campaign sending out the subliminal message that Labour will spill black blood on the streets of Crewe as part of a crime initiative? Are they THAT worried about the BNP?
Bruce Alexander claims they are tearing around council estates at 4am claiming to be Tories and waking everybody up. What the hell are they playing at????
This really is the pot calling the kettle black. Everyone knows the Tories dealt with Criminals in the 80s 90s and Labour has let crime get out of control. Talk about Labour desperation.
The real question is - who created the yobs?
Th Labour party and the Tory party have much to answer for.
pragmatism is dead, bullshit rules the corridoors of power.
So Gordon Brown's fingers are all over this campaign.
His 'love' of Britain and Britishness, doesn't quite extend to telling people the truth, and indeed extends to telling vicious lies about his opponents.
In London the nasty Tory was going to ban the Koran, in Crewe the Tory will let Yobs beat you senseless, when he's finished his caviar.
Fundamentally he KNOWS he is more clever than the joe schmo in the street so he is doing them a favour by lying to them, if it means a Labour drone wins.
To him being a strong leader amounts to chairing a few meetings about blue-tongue/foot and mouth disease, & a possible tidal surge.
His contempt for the average person is staggering.
He is a leader who is out of him time.
Perhaps this approach would have worked in the 70s, but now seems vile and desperate.
Firstly why would anyone have 'soft' tattooed on their knuckles?
And it can't be Gordon's clunking fist because the nails are bitten.
Not long now till TORIES KILL BABY SEALS
Labour deserves to be crushed into 3rd place for this campaign. If this is what the level of political debate in this country is set to become then God help us!
This kind of deceitful demagogy would make even a BNP member blush...
12:29 PM
You're Germaine Greer and I claim a damn good thrashing with a didgeridoo, from you, in the private confines of your own kitchen.
We must be careful to remember in this multicultural age that the majority of Labourists in this country are peaceful and just want to go about their daily business without let or hindrance. Unfortunately, it is the extremist minority, led by so-called figureheads such as Gordo al-Broon, that spoil it for the mainstream and call down such opprobrium on the whole sect. These extremists should be isolated - they can be easily spotted by their rigid adoption of Labourist dress codes - for the men a cheap suit and spotted tie, for the women, some ill-fitting trouser suit or tweed twin set usually accompanied by a rolled-up and ill-placed pashmina. Intelligence sources highlight that specially trained groups of these Labourist extremists are planning to carry out a number of political suicide missions in the mistaken belief that annihilation will bring them immediate entry to the House of Lords and directorships of a multitude of "Virgin" companies. Members of the public are asked to remain vigilant at all times and to report any sightings of these desperate people.
I've just read Tony Parson's article in the "Mirror" and I agree with every word of it. I'm going to have to go and lie down in a darkened room.
"I am fighting on local issues."
How the fuck would the Welsh old crone know what local issues are in Crewe and Nantwich?
Who does Labour think will fall for this? Let's see, we have the traditionally law and order associated Conservative Party or Labour, which has advised judges not to jail criminals whenever possible, pioneered the early release scheme to such great success, allowed terrorists to abscond (after they've defeated those tracking devices - by simply taking them off) and is procrastinating instead of building new prisons.
I try not to let my dislike of Labour politicians become personal, but am helpless when faced with that mouth-breathing, snot-eating, hand-shaking, charisma blackhole, habitual liar fat shithead Brown.
is gary back??
i thought he had gone BNP
gordons posse natwitch fisters say yoh labour wrecking crewe say yoh
cor not alf hey matey !!
so why has harpic bailed ??
just watched ed have to admit that matched funding was not done in a conservative seat oh those broken promises eh ed , go blinky go
I feel sorry for Gwynneth Dunwoody. She was an respected and highly principalled politician who fought hard for what she beleived in. Her sad and untimely death has lead to the feotid shit of New Labour being smeared over her former constituency and it is a travesty that will have her turning in her grave.
And to think that her own daughter is at the helm of such a campaign...
Of course Brown has sanctioned a campaign based upon class hatred.
He has stolen money from the hardworking middle class and showered it upon the feckless, the scroungers, the illegals, & generally all elements of the underclass for eleven years now.
How this vile man and his equally vile cronies, Balls, Milliband etc must despise the proletariat now.
Not even the BBC can help these products of a bygone age now.
If there is any justice Labour will lose this seat, by a significant margin.
Just maybe the real Labour party might begin to show itself then.
What links Gwyneth Dunwoody and Ziggy Stardust? I reckon old Dave is Tamsin's love child: see the semblance? Them feckin teeth's a rare gene to pass on. So.....Gwyneth is (sorry, was) David Bowie's old Gran. Give us a hoodie and I'll send one of my 'vocational' hoodies to 'ease' the discomfort of your tag. No warra mean guv?
Interesting how they can't get the colour scheme right: the logo would work better if the word Yobs was black and the fist and liquid were red. As it is, it looks like local yobs have been throwing tar at people.
What a dismal Labour campaign.
machiavelli said...
"I am fighting on local issues."
How the fuck would the Welsh old crone know what local issues are in Crewe and Nantwich?
Ms Tampon Dimwooly replies...
"As your Labored MP, I promise we'll have more sheep on the streets of Crewe and free leeks for all single parents. I will also fight tooth and nail to have that monsterous Volkswagen owned Bentley plant closed down. If British people can't have British jobs in a British factory then no one will have them. I also promise that the Timpson Estate will be seized and redeveloped to provide affordable Government subsidised 4 & 5 bedroom houses for decent hardworking professional people needing to escape the riff raff in town. Vote for me, you know its what my dear Mam would have wanted."
So the awfully posh harriet Harperson has cancelled her visit tomorrow "possibly to avoid being questioned about her remarks on the weekend that the campaign was 'not very positive'."
I'd say the stupid bint is even more worried that the good citizens of Crewe and Nantwich are going to have her on toast for saying marriage is an irrelevance, as she does in the Torygraph today.
Perhaps we're missing something. Maybe Labour is worried about coming fourth to the BNP. That would explain their appalling campaign, wouldn't it?
A thoroughly horrible advert in what's been a disgusting campaign.
I was wondering the same thing about the streaks - seriously, is that blood? Have Labour's plan to harass the troublemakers been expanded to beating the living shit out of them?
I think what we are witnessing is a party which truly stands for nothing. Perhaps the Tories did outstay their welcome the last time they were in power, but at least we all knew what they stood for. Didn't Labour once mean something? What do these authoritarian bastards stand for now besides political power and personal ambition?
What has happened to the Labour Party? You never had my love, but once upon a time you had my respect...
bogeyman
more likely she found out that the local police didn't have any bulletproof vests for her to wear.
At last the truth is out.
Many many thanks Nu Labour.
You have my vote - and I will instruct my children and grandchildren to vote for you for ever and ever - amen.
How dare these conservative baby seal clubbers smear Gordon and Socialism in this way.
I am a lazy fat assed doley, so is the wife and my girlfriend. All we want is for the benefits to continue, ta very much.
Fuck the world wide sub mortgage thingy, give us our benefits Gordon and the job is yours for life.
Please, please please someone call round and explain in simple language which box to tick.
Would be heart breaking to vote for a toff by mistake.
Homosexualist_Bummer said... "Just maybe the real Labour party might begin to show itself then."
I fear your hopes will be dashed this is the real Labour party...self reliance, Christian Socialism, high moral standards and "more Methodism than Marxism" have all long gone ...
Wee Gordon is keen for every school-child to join the cadet corps. Perhaps it should be renamed the Brownshirts in honour of its 1930's predecessor?
Did he sneeze in his hand before he punched the poster?
Perhaps he mined an especially runny one for the occasion.
So Tasmin of a hereditary political dynasty, who went to a private school darn sarf, has a very nice pad ...in Wales (erm)formerly with the posh double barrelled name, is divorced? Well at least one bloke has had a very, very lucky escape. Let us hope that the voters of C and N send the right message to the lot of the Zanulabour gits. That message would be "Fuck off". ..and am I imagining this, or did brains-in-her-tits Jacqui Kebab-Smith really say she thought Labour would WIN in C and N?
Encouraged by the obvious overnight success of my inter-active You Tube site I have decided to join the blogosphere.
it is my earnest desire to become a valued contributor to this site. I intend to listen to all you have to say and show how much I care about your opinions.
I must say, however, that from what I have seen already you are obviously all cunts. You should all return to the paths of righteousness or I will silence you as I silenced that stupid prick of an immigrant polish plumber Stanislav. He was in reality just another Tory toff but I have invoked the powers of the great organs of state to have him neutralised.
You have been warned!
I confess I was puzzled. What ARE they playing at? Surely even the current Labour dunces could run a better negative campaign than this?
First I thought maybe Gordon Brown had had the nervous breakdown people were predicting.
Then I thought maybe it was the CIA trying out their new top-secret mind-control weapon ("Before we deploy it on Kim Jong-il, President, we need to test it by seeing if we can make some harmless drone act crazy.").
Or maybe Gordo was being advised by TB ("Look, Gordon. You know I'm a regular sort of guy. You know how much I want you to succeed. Why don't you try..." [He presses the mute button because Cherie is giggling too loudly]).
But of course there's a simpler explanation. The Labour hierarchy want the by-election result to be so bad that Brown will HAVE to go. They realise it's a long shot, but it's their only hope.
Can someone slap that dreary Dawn Primarolo round the gob. Her singsong voice irritates me immensely. She's droning on about alcohol consumption at the moment. She's also got a moustache.
Geordie Scoot said...2.59pm
My God, are you sure this is true?
I'm sure I saw Caroline Flint on a Bus at Holborn wearing a rucksack...
Who should I tell ? Ian Blair?
Maybe he'll shoot her.
I would say this poster proves how little cash snotty and his pickers have left.They are broke and making this shit up at home on their government paid for PCs.
They are gonna lose big and snotty will be handed his head on a plate.
Lay off Red Dawn, she's got nice tits.
See if you can spot Ed Balls in the Teddy Bears Picnic on my blog :-)
and that's at
http://northnorfolkblogger.blogspot.com/2008/05/teddy-bears-picnic.html
Cameron is becoming acceptable to the BBC luvvies - a sure sign that he is the new Blair.
I still haven't a clue what he stands for.
Spotted in Sloane Square at 12:55 - Peter Hain driving with one hand firmly grasping his mobile phone. Too far away to see if he uses Orange or not.
The Red Flag, updated.
All together now, lads:
"Die (rot) Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
NL* marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt.
Kam'raden, die Tories und Cameron geschlagen,
Marschieren im Geist in unseren Reihen mit.
Die Straße frei den Braunen Bataillonen.
Die Straße frei den Snotessendemann!
Es schaun aufs S-O-F-T Faust voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Snot bricht an!"
*NL = Nu Labour.
'a single Mother of 5'
and no doubt ex-hubby is paying through the nose for them!
I think Tamsin is lovely. Mind I do like women who are as rough as a Badgers arse, sound as if they smoke 20 Woodbines an hour and get their frocks from Woolies. When I saw her with Jaqui Smith I thought fuck me the Q's at Lidl will be a touch long this lunchtime with two cashiers strolling around Crewe.
How can Duncewoody claim that Timpson is out of touch with the concerns of voters in C&N? He has lived in Cheshire his entire life, and has spent over a year finding out exactly what those concerns are. She lives in South Wales, and has spent all of three weeks there while staying in a Holiday Inn...
To any voters in Crewe and Nantwich - I live in Red 'Dawn' Primarolo's Labour constituency, and they are doing fuck all about 'yobs' in this neck of the woods, so I really don't understand how Tamsin thinks she will get the rozzers to pay any attention or show any interest in petty crims in her neck of the woods..
Answers on a postcard !
Anon 6.13.
How do you know that Dawn Primarolo has nice tits?
It really is a fist…!
I thought it was Gordon and Harriet bending over, mooning DC.
note the colours used in the "clunking fist" poster.
red, white and black.
http://image59.webshots.com/559/2/56/45/2511256450101154159uieBAt_fs.jpg
You've got to admit the Tories are pretty clever. They've obviously infiltrated BOTH the ad agency AND the Nu-Liebour party to get this poster passed!
How can they accuse the Tories of being soft on yobs ? Have they not promised to consfiscate the bus passes of kiddies who stab people in London ?
I see that obnoxious prick Kevin Maguire is shouting off his king-sized gob about toffs in the Mirror this morning! What a totally nasty piece of work he is! According to his drivel, all Tories are toffs. So Kevin, what about renting out a couple of rooms in your posh house for a couple of poor Polish families - put your money where your big mouth is!
Awfully posh Harriet Harman!
Perhaps, but she is rather dim and patronising.
ah, yes, what an "asset" Gordon Brown is; the fact that he gave you (Tamsin) the campaign about tory toffs was really clever.
Mark my words; The "I didn't do it" kid (gordon) will strike again after the election saying it wasn't his idea to spike their campaign to divert attention from his own piss-poor ratings.
new labour's fascistic iconography was to be expected.
I mean, they must turn people's attention from their own record on crime.
jack straw releases rapists and thugs early because gordon brown underfunded the prison servive for ten years. Indeed, this year the prison budget was slashed by another 31 million pounds.
new labour has failed in its primary duty to protect the public.
oh and concerning the foreign prisoners thing; if foreign nationals are sentenced to imprisonment they should be deported upon completion of their sentence. they should also lose any right of re-entry into Britain.
I think that would instantly reduce the level of foreign nationals committing crime in this country, don't you?
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