Perhaps Madame Tussauds could be persuaded to take the flesh and blood one away and in return hand over the dummy to carry out the duties of PM.
But hey, judging by the pale, waxy skin, apparently fake hair and low quality animatronics (those shaking arms at PMQs can't be human, surely?) the Tuscan reckons this substitution has already taken place.
Must digress and praise Boris for getting rid of Trot brainwash rag 'The Londoner' (imagine the nasal Ken saying it! It just gets your back up doesn't it?) So well done Boris and co. I fucking hated that money wasting rag!
Does anybody know if Tussauds have ever had a vote like this before? I certainly don't remember hearing about such a thing - of course no PM in living memory has ever achieved the same degree of popularity as the current one.
Also, I seem to recall hearing that their chamber of horrors display is already full!
Fascinating idea Mr Mistere - if all Guido's posters contributed a week's worth of bogeys I could get a 2nd year art student at Northumbria to knock out an excellent lifelike full size statue in a week for unlimited Gregg's sausage rolls and cans of John Smiths and £75.
The Tussauds vote is no surprise to me. Admission is £22. To get to look at a cunt in Newcastle (just look not touch, mind)could cost between £10 to £60 quid in booze, tabs and kebabs depending on how late in the night you start and how choosy the lass is. Still you save the coach fare to London. But in Middleboriugh you can get to look at a cunt for a fiver - fuck you can take it home for £15 and it'll be no lees traumatic an experience.
I think Madame Tussauds have got this and should press ahead with it anyway in secret, then they can call it a stealth wax. Boom boom. Anyway, isn't one dummy enough?
I'd be surprised if Madame Tussauds' insurers would allow them to include Jonah Brown. The place would probably burn down if he were put on display. American Idol is still suffering from Gay Gordon's appearance :
I predict this will be the last time Brown loses an election. Look out for constitutional 'reforms' in the Queen's speech he (sic) will deliver this afternoon.
Clearly, this section of the collection would be the most suitable location for the incumbent Prime Minister. However, due to a threatened walk-out by the other sculptures, we have been forced to cancel our proposed installation (apparently, Dr Crippen and Jack the Ripper feel that Gordon Brown's presence in the dungeon would lower the tone of the exhibition to a wholly unacceptable level). Consequently, we have decided to allow this rather controversial waxwork to remain in its usual position.
A thought to Labourite & Conservative fuckwits and the msm makers of news: disseminators of pap:
(1) Please don't be so self-licking; it isn't seemly. (2) Shouldn't you be telling the truth instead of being in the pocket of Brussels? (3) And, what is Common Purpose anyway? (4) And how big is the hand of the Fabian Society and Common Purpose in the EU?
We will never forget nor forgive this betrayal. None of you will be able to hide so don't scurry to Brussels/Strasbourg because you are noted and you will not last fifty years, never mind a thousand.
I hope this won't include you, 'Guido'. I hope you stay true to yourself but, I have to ask: Have you ever attended a Common Purpose presentation?
Well this pretty much sums up the public view if our PM. A nation that would rather immortalise crap singers such as Robbie Williams, than put our own MP on a pedestal. LMAO!!!
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He could have gone into the Chamber of Horrors.
The category is 'World Leader'. McStalin does not qualify for that. Cannot even lead a dog in Scotland.
Quite.
What is the point of making a wax dummy of a dummy who looks like wax?
Guido,
Did you see Newsnight last night?
Have you anything interesting to say about those morons that were visiting sweat shops?
There must be some dirt around them somewhere. No one that stupid could get on telly without help.
Is this the level we can execpt from Newsnight...?
Bunch o' baws.
My first thought on reading this was "Why didn't Guido round up to 84%?"
I am clearly a maths geek. Are there any maths blogs I could be reading. Politics is ruubiish.
Perhaps Madame Tussauds could be persuaded to take the flesh and blood one away and in return hand over the dummy to carry out the duties of PM.
But hey, judging by the pale, waxy skin, apparently fake hair and low quality animatronics (those shaking arms at PMQs can't be human, surely?) the Tuscan reckons this substitution has already taken place.
ROFLAO!!!
Says it all really, although I hope I'll be forgiven for borrowing the catchphrase of one of Guido's contributors when I say...
FUCKING DELICIOUS!!!!
How much would a photo of them melting his wax-work down be worth! It would be a pretty accurate reflection of his premiership......
Must digress and praise Boris for getting rid of Trot brainwash rag 'The Londoner' (imagine the nasal Ken saying it! It just gets your back up doesn't it?) So well done Boris and co. I fucking hated that money wasting rag!
Does anybody know if Tussauds have ever had a vote like this before? I certainly don't remember hearing about such a thing - of course no PM in living memory has ever achieved the same degree of popularity as the current one.
Also, I seem to recall hearing that their chamber of horrors display is already full!
They should do one next to Cherie. With her hoding the box of pins.
Maybe they could make a snot-works instead?
Truly, a discerning electorate has emerged after eleven years of being force-fed sh*t by this bunch of thieving buggers.
May be a time limited site, but an excellent blog I discovered on the topic of Brown's failures in all their horrors ...
http://brown-out.blogspot.com/
There goes another one of Gordon's mobile phones.
Is anyone feeling sorry for him yet? I hope not.
are we playing the game where we're rude about PMQs?
Fascinating idea Mr Mistere - if all Guido's posters contributed a week's worth of bogeys I could get a 2nd year art student at Northumbria to knock out an excellent lifelike full size statue in a week for unlimited Gregg's sausage rolls and cans of John Smiths and £75.
The Tussauds vote is no surprise to me. Admission is £22. To get to look at a cunt in Newcastle (just look not touch, mind)could cost between £10 to £60 quid in booze, tabs and kebabs depending on how late in the night you start and how choosy the lass is. Still you save the coach fare to London. But in Middleboriugh you can get to look at a cunt for a fiver - fuck you can take it home for £15 and it'll be no lees traumatic an experience.
Would they accept him as a donation, stuffed and mounted?
Oh God, what am I saying?
I think Madame Tussauds have got this and should press ahead with it anyway in secret, then they can call it a stealth wax. Boom boom. Anyway, isn't one dummy enough?
I'd be surprised if Madame Tussauds' insurers would allow them to include Jonah Brown. The place would probably burn down if he were put on display. American Idol is still suffering from Gay Gordon's appearance :
'American Idol' viewers are disappearing
May 13 02:03 PM US/Eastern
NEW YORK (AP) - Contestants are disappearing as the "American Idol" finale approaches. Unfortunately for Fox, so are the viewers.
The 21.8 million people who watched last Tuesday's competition was the show's smallest Tuesday audience in more than five years.
Good god, I thought this was a joke but its absolutely true!
http://www.madame-tussauds.co.uk/
84% of people took the trouble to say "We don't want that ugly, oily fucker in here".
Maybe Maggie could have two done instead?
Gordon Brown coming out at Mdm. Tussauds? :-)
The dummy would do a better job of running the country than Gordon.
I predict this will be the last time Brown loses an election. Look out for constitutional 'reforms' in the Queen's speech he (sic) will deliver this afternoon.
I voted to have him in ...
...so long as they bent him over like the Kylie doll.
i do think madame tussauds desperate publicity seeking is a bit dull now, don't you?
10:13 AM
Dear Mr Fawkes,
Clearly, this section of the collection would be the most suitable location for the incumbent Prime Minister. However, due to a threatened walk-out by the other sculptures, we have been forced to cancel our proposed installation (apparently, Dr Crippen and Jack the Ripper feel that Gordon Brown's presence in the dungeon would lower the tone of the exhibition to a wholly unacceptable level). Consequently, we have decided to allow this rather controversial waxwork to remain in its usual position.
Yours sincerely
Electoral Commission, Madame Tussauds
I'd have voted yes, but only if one hand's got a finger up a nostril and the other's hurling a mobile.
Guido, with your permission:
A thought to Labourite & Conservative fuckwits and the msm makers of news: disseminators of pap:
(1) Please don't be so self-licking; it isn't seemly.
(2) Shouldn't you be telling the truth instead of being in the pocket of Brussels?
(3) And, what is Common Purpose anyway?
(4) And how big is the hand of the Fabian Society and Common Purpose in the EU?
We will never forget nor forgive this betrayal. None of you will be able to hide so don't scurry to Brussels/Strasbourg because you are noted and you will not last fifty years, never mind a thousand.
I hope this won't include you, 'Guido'. I hope you stay true to yourself but, I have to ask:
Have you ever attended a Common Purpose presentation?
1:45 PM
so basically a nice way of saying: "Thank you, but we've already got a Mr Bean".
Well this pretty much sums up the public view if our PM. A nation that would rather immortalise crap singers such as Robbie Williams, than put our own MP on a pedestal. LMAO!!!
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