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Are you sure the decimal point is in the right place there Guido?
Great. But I am now beginning to panic. "Be carefull what you wish for - you may well get it"! My own personal vengance on Ken would be to let him stay in charge of the Olympic Fiasco & be surcharged with the excess (£10Bn - $15Bn?).
This Olympic thing is going to be the main political issue for the country and an Olympic problem for both Brown and the Elected Mayor.
Kevin "Toilets" Maguire was already setting up the Labour spin machine on breakfast news this morning. Completely discounted the local elections result as being of any significance with sole exception of London Mayorial - said a win for Ken would be a triumph for McTwat and blow to Cameron's chances of ever winning a general election. So, all you Cnetral and Northern Line suburbanites - get out and vote for Boris!!
OT : re the Seen Elsewhere 'Sir Michael White Can Save Brown', by Tim Hames - why are some of these mongs still trying to defend the indefensible ?
Sir Michel can do something useful for once in his life & take the obligatory revolver in with the whiskey.
That will teach Ken, NEVER EVER take Jonah Brown with you when you go out campaigning.
I suppose No 10 will be ordering more cell phones today, to replace the broken ones piling up against Gordon's office wall.
Their hands just HAPPENED to meet midair. They're NOT GAY!!! (Says Gordon.)
Yo Guido.
Were you on the piss with Lord Cashpoint and Mandy ?????????????.
Well I'm expecting a Guardian/ICM poll to pronounce shortly.Ken LivingDeath is more serious/Boris wears a cap-and-bells whilst making love etc.
Are those rather nasty and smelly lines of sweat pouring down from Gordie's left armpit? No wonder Ken is pushing him back.
I hope YouGov is right, but they are completely out of line with the other pollsters. They're showing on average about 8pts better CLead than the others. We'll see on May 2nd who is right.
ICM Poll Question
In a choice between St Newt of Ken and the evil barking mad baby eating Boris of Transylvania, which way would you vote?
Not that they are biased...
Ken: everyone's a bit bisexual
Gordon: I AM NOT GAY!
More savage than any Photoshop job.
O/T but........... the banks are currently swamped with new mortagage business. They have been dual pricing for a while, brokers having access to deals at a higher rate than direct business. This shows no sign of abating. While they are this busy, making nice fat profits on very safe lending criteria they will not be looking to help any fucker but themselves. Darlings gesture was futile. First time buyers, fucked without a large deposit, house builders fucked with nobody in a position to buy, small builders fucked with no money for extensions and conservatories, furniture retailers fucked with no demand, fucked fucked fucked.
Thanks Banks. Thanks to the toothless wankers in office for getting us into this mess.
When everything settles down, lets remember those who have been good to us.
We'll see on May 2nd who is right.
Not a fair comparison. Poll not adjusted for expected levels of election fraud
Rather an amusing picture in terms of Body Language. Brown is about as far away as possible from Livingstone while still holding his hand.
Pretty much he runs the country.
What a pair of nasty smug little cunts they are.
One will be pleased when both are buried and surcharged for their economic incompetence
Off topic I know, but I do like your use of artwork lately. Very "The Sun"-like.
Bottler bottled an interview on Radio 5 this morning - sent Straw in to bat instead. The obvious question ("Do you sometimes think you could do a better job than Brown?") was not, alas, put to him.
Many years ago livingstone said
"Most of us are inclined to be bisexual"
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU FUCKING KNOB JOCKEY !
Cunt couldnt have found himself a better playmate, Gordon is probably a taker.
word verification is for cunts.
Seen Elsewhere 'Sir Michael White Can Save Brown', by Tim Hames
Yes, Guido, I thought that article was a load of unadulterated crap too - one of the most inane I've ever read in fact. Who or what the fuck is Tim Hames? I mean, Mary Ann Bighead wasn't great, but why she got shoved during the last round of redundancies over this joker I'll never know.
Oh just wait until the Olympic debt chickens come home to roost. Then the tentacles will stretch out from City Hall in to the neighbouring counties and unitary authorities absorbing them in to the Greater London area and saddling them with some of the debt. Nothing like spreading a little misery to make a Mayor feel better.
So, are we going to open a book on which adjoining areas get absorbed in to London? Or even a second sweepstake on how much the final cost of the Olympics will be?
Perhaps Gordo/Livingstone are planning to use the Mugabe system of vote rigging so they are celebrating the victory already!
I seem to remember this triumphalism when Lord Levy was as good as in the dock.
Why not mention Ipsos Mori or Mruk Cello which have King Newt ahead?
Boris will fail on Thursday, a victory for the BBC, and the massed ranks of the ghastly liberal elite.
People who never have to venture onto public transport, or risk their kids futures' in state schools.
If only the immigrants of London could see how the likes of Polly Toynbee & Yasmin Alibhai-Brown make such a good living out of their 'concerns' for the poor.
It really is important to get people out to vote for Boris.
look at Obama.. He has already won.He won about three months ago.. But if your rival resorts to the lowest 'sex lies and sourgrapes, never say I lie' routine they can still appear to be in the game. They can claim only a technical defeat or insist on a 2nd choice win. Its working for Billary
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No.. Boris needs A BIG WIN. And that means getting of the sofa and going down to get rid of Ken.
You KNOW his mob will mobilise every last dementia OAP, illiterate school leaver and care in the community, fraudulent graveyard postal vote, they can find.
Plus frighten the poverty people.."The Tories will remove all your benefits and sell off your council house. Your giro will stop and they will ban sportswear and track suits and KFC in public! Vote Ken and get a free Olympic swimming pool at your school"
Nope..no more please. Anyone who recognises that communism was a bit of a failure, get out and get rid of Ken by putting in Boris.
Plus ALL 2nd preference to Lib Dems [it wont matter, but it will hurt Labour.]
Then we can all go out nationally sticking up those ONE MORE HEAVE posters.
Anyone else noticed that this Austrian incestuous kidnapper (see Telegraph website) appears to look identical to gorgeous George Galloway. I wonder who gorgeous Goerge has got in his cellar?
Return to base Agent Brown; mission accomplished...
Fucking delicious!
Oh HOW sweet friends together
"Return to base Agent Brown; mission accomplished...
Fucking delicious!"
Oh no, who let him out?
Brothers and Comrades . . blah . . . blah . . . . blah . . . blah . . we are together on this one . . . blah . . . blah . . . . blah . . . blah . . saving oppressed people . . . blah . . blah . . . blah . . glorying in equality . . blah . . . blah . . sensitive to minorities (twats like us two) . . blah . . . blah . . starving children having to make do with KFC . . blah . . . blah . . . . blah . . . blah . . Olympic Games . . blah . . . blah . . terrorists? . . blah . . . blah . . debt? . . blah . . . blah . .
Watch out for Toyly Pondu to pen a patronising piece praising us pricks . . . . blah . . . blah . .
I hope everyone's read Gilligan's articles in the Standard today about the blatant gerrymandering and illegal vote-rigging going on by Ken.
Note that Ken held the hand of Gordon that does NOT use to tunnel for bogies?
Hope people vote for Boris.
Matt -ED- O’Connor has apparently quit as the English Democrat candidate because he was too pissed to remain upright, let alone remain as a candidate.
Great pic of a couple of loosers.
When was this picture taken, just out of interest ?..
Ken and Gordon pull the rope that ends their political careers
Ken, bisexual? Rubbish. Everybody knows that, with Ken being a devout Wahhabi Muslim he sees that as a grave sin.
But what about the two million postal votes registered by teh mad mullahs and yardies who live off Red Ken's "development" grants
Given that the Tories always poll higheron the day we can stick another 7% on Boris's lead....
Are they handcuffed together?
Re the Olympics: the Scottish parliament is a good guide to where Labour's fiscal wizardry will take the costs.
Initially thought likely to cost around £50m, it ended up costing £414m. The Scottish Parliament Building opened for business, and to the public, in Autumn 2004. Was it worth £414m? Opinions inevitably differ wildly: but it seems clear that had the process been managed differently, the same building could have been constructed at rather lower cost.
www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/edinburgh/scottishparliament/index.html
I wouldn't be surprised at £30,000,000,000+ for the Olympics, if they ever take place.
Vote rigging ?
In Great Britain, that my son is Slanderous.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1719968.ece
How dare you
http://www.underthecarpet.co.uk/Pages/NewsArticle.php?num=2195
Liken this Great Nation
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2005/apr/04/localgovernment.politics
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/4310965.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/6613769.stm
To a Mugabe Style
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article2409833.ece
http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/Former-mayor-is-charged-following.3160219.jp
Banana Republic
http://www.theasiannews.co.uk/news/s/1019288_man_jailed_after_impersonating_voter
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/6178224.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/lancashire/4425519.stm
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article2788987.ece
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2005/apr/04/localgovernment.politics
What a pair of skunts! (Patois for stinking cunts)
they look like a pair of nonces.
that's probably because they are.
Time for Dave to take up your April Fool proposal and get Boris to do PMQs this wednesday.
Nasal Londoner;
You can let go now Brown, the photographers have gone.
Creepy Scotsman;
I can't. My hand is still sticky from all that fudging I've been using to hold together the 42 day detention bill.
"Well there's the plank Ken why don't you go first?"
"No no Gordon, you're the leader you should go first!"
"But Ken I need a last ride on my rocking horse, and they haven't served me my last meal yet, prime bogy, garnished with mushy peas, and deep fried slugs!"
"Oooooooh, aaaaaaaaaargh!"
the one eyed son of the manse has shaken his hand !!
the jonah phenomenom !!
it may not work on postal votes however !!
Gordon Grim Puppet: To change facial expression from despondency to grin raise puppet's left arm in air. Due to type of battery used this will use up extra power and lead to rapid battery run down. Therefore, puppet best left in box with lid closed.
Anybody else absolutely convinced that all this 'second preference' run-off vote bull-shit is just blatant bureaucratic meddling designed to make corruption and vote-rigging a piece-of-piss? I don't want to be right about this but I get the feeling that old lizard chops Ken (the man that was so power hungry he defied his party simply to get his hands on the keys to City Hall) is going to win due to some magic zimbabwean vote counting method concerning those second place votes.
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