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"I can't help it, I'm like a broom handle in the mornings"
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35 comments:
Ah kuddly Ken.
I thought a pencil was more appropriate
Don't worry Ken. It's just nature's way of ensuring that you don't wet the bed after all that scotch.
LENINSLIME
Incidentally, can someone trawl through and put up a hige listing of all his smears about 'Shagger' Norris, who seems by comparison to have been able to keep his trousers up at least some of the time.
Anyone think it's scary that Leninslime and Grasper between them have fathered THIRTEEN unfortunate offspring?
Well I did think it was Clegg, the man with the extra leg. Then I thought it was Max Moseley. But I see you've labelled it "Mayor of London". Is that a clue?
Snake head's trouser snake will go anywhere for a warm feeling
Thank you Anonymous of 9.25 'Its the Clegg the Pegg, with his extra leg...'
Guido that is not an image I need at this time of the day. Nor indeed at any other time of the day.
/me scrubs eyes with bleach.
It was me!
Anyone know if any or all of the various 'mums' claim single mother benefits, which I guess the old African Marxist Leninist Stalinist Il sungist Jintaoist joker would say they are entitled to.
Is that the meaning of self-agrandisement?
""I can't help it, I'm like a broom handle in the mornings..."
As in:- Stiff, lible to cause splinters in the hands of anyone who tries to take hold of it...
Yes, that's Ken.
One loving and loved wife = Very Good
One loving and loved wife and a concubine = Understandable and not unusual
One official "partner" and lots of bints = Mysoginy.
Wake up Lefties: Clinton, Livingslime and Jasper HATE women.
After May 1st he'll have nothing else to get up for
Ironically Ken spends a lot of the time courting votes from various minority communities. Many of these are socially conservative. Islamic groups for example, or many black groups are faith based and surprisingly conservative.
So he's probably lost several thousand votes today.
That said, Boris Johnson is no saint and Brian Paddick is a homosexual.
Were all these women that he impregnated blind?
And deaf?!
Ken Livingstone - "Boris Is My Baby" Shock!
http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i33028
A case of an old broom sweeping dirty!
Basil Brush 09:46 "It was me !".
Surely it should be "It was I - BrOOM BrOOM !"
I can't stand Livingstone's gesture politics and his pandering to various dictators. Boris Johnson is flaky in the extreme. Brian Paddick comes across as an insecure egotist and won't win anyway.
Whoever wins, I hope they'll be humble enough to recognise that they've won from an extremely weak field. Ken should announce he'll do no more than serve out his term. Boris should pledge to do no more thsn two.
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I don't think this is in the least bit funny.
The cunt Livingstone puts himself up as a model of rightousness while secretly behaving like an alley cat all his life. He should be shot.
At least Boris takes precautions.
Promiscuity is perfectly acceptable if you're a lefty or ethnic.
Leninspart needs to be crucified for all the smears and innuendo against others that he's mouthed off about over the years.
But otherwise a clear demonstration of the hypocrisy that this asshole has towards all.
Whiffler said...
''Basil Brush 09:46 "It was me !".
Surely it should be "It was I - BrOOM BrOOM !"
Respect to the Whiffler!
He's like a broom handle in the morning.
What? Between some old witch's legs?
are we sure that the offspring weren't human/animal? i cant believe 3 women would find ken attractive.....
Ken .. I'm up to five..
Lee.. Aint nuffin bro.. I is now done eight.
Ken. Damn ok double or quits, first to Ten.
And he's like a broom head for the rest of the day - full of shit.
Aah, bur does support them?
Did the CPA get him?
Pete-
More to the point, did he father any of the 3 earlier ones when he was vice chair of Lambeth Housing Committee (71-73), vice chair of the GLC HC (74-75), and then Chair of Camden HC (78-80)??
And then give the mothers 'leg up' in accessing a better quality 'social housing unit' ??
"At least Boris takes precautions" Oh, really? Didn't he force Petronella Wyatt to have two abortions?
What, annony-troll? Force? At gunpoint, perhaps?
Or are you talking in your native tongue, Arsolian?
From memory the ever-reliable News of the World reported (in a story sourced from Lady Wyatt) that Boris had given his no longer wanted Pet money to pay for an abortion. Whether that's better or worse than what Ken did is something the London electorate will have to decide.
Various anonimi (why can't you just pick names for chrissakes?)
Whether or not Boris encouraged or paid for his inamorata's terminations is hardly the point - there was no issue, and thus no fucking cost to the taxpayer unlike Leninslime's filthy brood who will have been on the public teat from day 1 and probably still are.
Which would YOU prefer?
Go Boris!
The thought of Leninspunk waking up with a stiffie is about as appealing as being spray-shitted on by a herd of flatulent, dysenteric curry-eating elephants.
I most certainly hope that at least one of Leninslime's conquests was an effnick.
Quotas, and all that.
At last we understand his affinity to Bin Laden's supporters. That fugitive cave dweller has scores of little bastards from tens of vile women. Our noble mayor can but aspire.....
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