Watson Family Fortunes - Good News / Bad News
Guido likes to bring good news when he can. Today's good news is that following on from Guido's revelation last week that Joanne Watson had pocketed £15,000 for attending four meetings, she has decided not to stand again "due to family commitments". Nothing to do with Guido's story being picked up by the local press and her being castigated as a result?
Still at a cost of £3,723 per meeting, local taxpayers will be more than relieved to see the back of her...
However there is some bad news, another little Watson piggy wants to suckle on the teat of the taxpayer. Joanne's husband, Dan Watson has announced that he is standing for the gravy train Broadwaters ward. He obviously won't be helping out with family commitments. Well they have to make up the lost income somehow, don't they?
Still at a cost of £3,723 per meeting, local taxpayers will be more than relieved to see the back of her...
However there is some bad news, another little Watson piggy wants to suckle on the teat of the taxpayer. Joanne's husband, Dan Watson has announced that he is standing for the Is there anyone in Tom Watson's family who doesn't have their snouts in the taxpayer's trough?
31 comments:
Fuck me, it looks like that fat bastard's after John Prestwat's pie allowance, the multi-chinned salad dodging cunt. The blubber on him would feed an Eskimo village for a month.
this family could be in the running for the nulab kinnochio cup, the award given by the party , to the family group doing the most damage to their class enemy, the tax payer.
Lots of lamp posts and piano wire is the solution.
Need to be industrial-strength lamp-posts for those lard-arses, backwoodsman (and piano-wire might not be quite fit for purpose either - Humber Bridge Cable, perhaps).
I blame Lord Aschcroft
peter carter-fuck - what you got against the Inuit? Would you like to eat that fat cunt, or Joanne?
Jeez what a bunch of mingers
Awiggggggggggggght you lucky barstards! Wheres me old macker facking delicious gone then? What a scotch cunt he is, fackin muppet! He is about as scotch as I am cockney. But he is 100% a cunt!
Well done, Guido, you are the best.
Can you look into the snout trough of Wakefield Council where one of them has been receiving a salary greater than the PM?
give me some ammunition.
Wakefield Lad.
I worked at MoD Main Building during the tragically all too brief period that Tom was a Minister. Most amusingly, the dozy pass office didn't get him sorted out with a permanent pass the whole time he was there (about two months I think). Every day he had to go to the front desk and ask for a temporary pass ("Name?" "Tom Watson...I'm a Minister..." "You're a what, love?"). Still, at least they always trusted him with a green (unescorted) one.
I thought it was a character from the League of Gentlemen.
The times, they are a changin'.
But not fast enough.
An anagram of Tom Watson's family is: Flow, my moist Satan.
Looks like your Blog has got another fine result Guido.
Hoorah that man
Sunday Mercury Headlines Apr 7
Councillor Joanna Watson urged to resign after attending just four meetings
I have striven to serve my term to the best of my abilities and the money has come in handy. I never spoke at any of the meetings I attended so thought my non-attendance would be OK. It has been an honour to serve.
Dan says "As an elected representative, I believe it’s vital to make sure that you always put the interests of local people first, but only if I can spare the time from running the West Midlands office of Michael Cashman MEP".
Broadwaters is in the parliamentary constituency of Doctor Richard Taylor and Labour hold 3 of the 42 Wyre Forest council seats.
The 3 seats in Broadwaters are held by 2 Independents and 1 Liberal.
Piggy Dan Watson must be serving time before he gets a better offer.
How about holding an annual 'Snout' award Guido? In fact perhaps there should be a number of 'Snout' awards: Most Shameless Male Snout, Most Shameless Female Snout, Most Shameless Snout Family, etc.
Who knows, the 'Snouts' could come to rival the Oscars.
Not quite on topic, but having perverse tastes I just looked at Yvette Cooper's website:
http://www.yvettecooper.com/
Take a look at the picture halfway down, under the headline "We have moved". Shows our sexy MP pretending to help her lackies move office, carrying a crate containing:
- 4 files, all empty (so much for listening to her constituents); and
- a kiddies' toy "red box" (so that she and hubby can play at being Chancellor?).
There's also something rather amusing on her Wiki page...
So I left a comment on Desperate Dan's 'blog' asking how many meetings he was intending to attend. Not published and no reply (yet). Have I offended him?
I really do hope so...
Well done you.
Excellent fun - you can "leave a reply" on Dan Watson's web page.
Well until it is moderated out of course !!
"peter carter-fuck - what you got against the Inuit? Would you like to eat that fat cunt, or Joanne?"
45 Govt:
I've nothing against Eskimos, they can use the fat cunt's blubber to grease their sledges for all I care, just so long as they promise to harpoon the fucker.
Is there anyone in that family who aint a fucking minger!
Anyone else find her strangely attractive............
more chins than a chinese security squad running round London beating people up and telling snotty where to go
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Half The Story said...
Anyone else find her strangely attractive............
Get to fucking spec saver quick mate. Or turn gay!
was Dan Waston supplied by central casting?
Thatsnews said...
"An anagram of Tom Watson's family is: Flow, my moist Satan."
And an anagram of Thatsnews is 'newts shat"
Half The Story said...
"Anyone else find her strangely attractive............"
Count me in.
he has announced his candidacy on an open blog so I have posted there any one else fancy a go moderation doesn't seem to be on at the moment
God, you englandistanish are fucking ugly. What is it with you lot and fat bastrds and birds who have huge fucking hooters? Dear christ, are any of your women shaggable? None of your fucking men are, that's for sure. Little wonder that the good people of Berwick want to join Scotland. You englsndistanish cunts rip them off too much.
Now, what are you cunts going to do when that-wonderful-nation-we-call-Scotland gives your fucking union the bum's rush? Who's gonna pay for your fucking olympics when we keep our oil to spend on ourselves? Whose gonna protect you the next tme a big bad german comes knocking at your door. Not us, that's for sure.
Go sink into oblivion you twats. Fucking delicious!
transfattyacid wrote: "was Dan Waston supplied by central casting?"
I suspect that Dan Waist-ton was supplied via central eating...
There's obviously something drastically wrong with that whole family. I don't know how to tackle it in a kind way, but perhaps others here could suggest possibilities that might be workable.
That family actually look like pigs too...amazing.
"she has decided not to stand again 'due to family commitments' "
Presumably her new family commitments are screwing a different group of taxpayers?
Did anyone see this on Burningourmoney..?
PPS Small sleazy world news... Ann Keen MP, one half of Mr and Mrs expenses, ran Michael Martin's campaign for Speaker. She was one of his proposers, along with Peter Snape MP, who as Baron Snape of Trough has recently been so vociferous in defending MPs' right to keep their expenses hidden from taxpayers. The cause which is so very dear to Speaker and Mrs Martin. (If you missed Snape on Newsnight shaking with righteous indignation at MPs being forced to publish their expenses, you can see it here- 4.4.08 about half way in).
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