U.S. Visit Front Page News
Guido has checked the front pages of the New York Times, Washington Post, New York Post, the CNN and Drudge websites. The visit of his Holiness the Pope is everywhere. The visit of his twattyness the PM is nowhere to be seen. Not on front pages, not on inside pages. Nowhere.Gordon has hired a high-powered PR team and they don't even think to avoid a scheduling clash with Pope Benedict - which was always going to be the big box office draw. Gordon was giving delusional interviews yesterday lauding his important role as "a bridge to Europe". Laughable.
UPDATE : According to Nick Robinson this morning, British Embassy officials admit they didn't know the Pope was coming to Washington at the same time. The British Embassy n Washington is the biggest and most expensive outpost of the FCO. Well done chaps...
86 comments:
Why be a bridge to anywhere? Why not just defend and promote British interests like he is paid to do?
His PR team are crap - but they have very poor raw material to work with...
Fr Ratzinger is not the Pope
go to
http://www.tridentinerite.org/
Doesn't help with these sort of statements flying around in the few reports that have made the US press.
"Bush is largely irrelevant"
Love him or hate him, one knows very well that Blair would never had made such a mistake.
Yes, I've had to listen to some absolute garbage on the BBC, and read it in sleazy newspapers, that the Snotgobbler is in some way 'warning' US bankers about something or other.
This is a pathetic dog-whistle strategy by the mucus-muncher to in some way blame 'American bankers' for the global financial crisis and for the 'bust' in Britain. According to City AM "London house prices have fallen 15%, according to Mark Andreson of Hamptons.
All who have eyes can see perfectly well that the bogey-lover, which happy to take personal credit for global financial trends when they worked in his favour, is trying naked anti-Americanism so he can wriggle out of the blame when they cause problems for the electorate.
Now: here's a message for all of you Labour Party sympathisers working for that Frankie Howerd figure at No 10 (alright I agree, Gordon isn't as funny): STOP IT. Tell your man he is a pathetic wingeing loser, we know his game, and we want him to COME OUT AND F*CK OFF.
Maladroit, the word comes to mind when (however briefly) thinking of this phenomenon.
Here we have a creature of infinite incompetence, there is no limit to the ineptness of this thing, it is utterly incapable of doing anything right, including recognising the shame and embarrassment it daily brings upon us, that we are "led" by such a cretin. A joke, an utter baffoon.
His visit has been reported here, looks like Gordon has offended the US President.
Translation: "Up yours, George!" Right on his first trip to the United States, when Mr. Brown is expecting to be welcomed by the very man he just ripped. It's typical of Gordon Brown's clumsy political style. He is in big political trouble back home, so he rips the United States a new one. Expect Bush to respond by paying a lot of attention to the Pope.
Gordon Brown is the Jimmy Carter of Great Britain. He makes constant pratfalls, but is possessed by a kind of blind self-righteousness -- just like Jimmy Carter -- and never seems to notice his own snafus. As a result, his domestic popularity has been dropping like a stone.
We should consider ourselves lucky that they haven't noticed he is there.
Ancient Britsh proverb say:
"you can't make a silk purse out of a pigs ear"
In other words, money spent on Gordon's PR is money down the Drain.
Who is the more deluded? Gordon Brown or people who belive in the pope and God?
More evidence that Team Snotgobbler are living on planet Lah-Lah.
Anyone who sells off our gold at rock bottom prices - and alerts the market to the sale before hand so that prices sink even lower - and then blames the Tories for it - needs to report to the nearest straightjacket pronto.
Things can only get...worse.
"A bridge to Europe"
And, as Sarko has so amply demonstrated with Brown, a bridge is there for walking all over ...
Wasn't it Jan Maseryk who when told that Czecho was a bridge between east and west Europe opined "In war a bridge is the first thing to be blown up, in peace the cows shit on you"?
he couldn't even get a BA plane, check it out on the 'live blog' on the Downing street website. What a prick he brings shame on this country. Fuck OFF!
Is he actually singing on American Idol this time? Some American correspondent on radio 4 just said that most American's reaction to McTwat's appearance on American Idol was 'I thought Blair was still PM..'
Sean Lynch said...
...... "led" by such a cretin. A joke, an utter baffoon.
SEAN, I REALLY OBJECT TO YOU NAMING OUR PRIME MINISTER AS A CRETIN, JOKE OR BUFFOON
IT IS A GREAT INSULT TO CRETINS, JOKERS AND BUFFOONS TO BE NAMED IN THE SAME CLASS AS OUR SERIOUSLY INCOMPETANT PRIME MINISTER
I heard about this on Today this morning and I almost had to stop the car, I was laughing so much. The catalogue of cock-ups is so extensive you almost have to start to feel sorry for the poor bastard. Then you realise it's all his own doing and you stop feeling sorry for him. Very quickly. And go back to laughing, because if you didn't, you'd be crying for yourself.
Downing Street have put up a picture of Brown meeting George Bush in their Prime minister's visit to the US, April 2008(set)
Nothing wrong with that except the minor detail of that meeting took place in 2007. Gordon's PR team must be getting desperate.
I'm already working on my captions. Come Friday, please let it be the Pope up close and personal with a Bush.
I don't know whether it's taking a semi-professional interest in religious affairs that means I've been aware of the Papal visit to the US for FUCKING AGES, but you'd think that, if there had been perhaps one or two American ex-pats, or Catholics, or even people with a vague clue involved in the planning of this trip, they might have known about it too.
Mind you, one of the interesting things about this trip is the clash of Conservative-chic, uncompromising, "good priests are more important than many priests" Benedict XVI with the US Catholic hierarchy. In New York, they're quite switched-on, and are organising decent, dignified music and worship; in Washington, they're stuck in a mid-80s timewarp, where everything's embarrassing, it's cool to be an ignoramus, and crap rules the day.
It comes down to one simple thing: if you act like you believe the things you say you do, and like you care about them, there's more of a chance that you actually do; if you behave as though you don't care, you probably don't.
I wonder whether any similar contests we might have over here, perhaps of a political nature, will have this feel to them as well.
"Gordon has hired a high-powered PR team and they don't even think to avoid a scheduling clash with Pope Benedict"
The White House decreed the date of Brown's visit. If he had said No to that date then he would have had a very long wait for the next opportunity.
He who beliveth in me; though he may be ruled by scotch twats here on earth, in heaven, is truly paradise. 25 year fixed rate mortgages 2% and our saving accounts second only to hell! Gas and lecky free, petrol down to 58p a litre. No fucketh offeth council tax either.
"Some American correspondent on radio 4 just said that most American's reaction to McTwat's appearance on American Idol was 'I thought Blair was still PM..' "
What they actually said was "I thought Blair was still PRESIDENT"
A very interesting pece in today's Times by Daniel Finkelstein, headed "Are our leaders drugged to the eyeballs?".
Finkelstein is referring to a new book: 'In sickness and in power' by Dr. David Owen.
He relates a number tales of unwell and loony state leaders that were kept going by pharmaceutical cocktails, with the constant theme that this caused them to make very poor judgements (Eden - Suez, Kennedy - Bay of Pigs, etc.).
No mention of the snot-gobbler, but I think we get the picture. I really would love to hear Dr. Owen's honest diagnosis.
Gordon is a knob
Papa Ratzi
Carla
Clooney
Dial Eye Lama
Stephen Carter is he behind all this Brian Rix farce ?
Given the cack-handed mess he made of the Sarkozy meeting, perhaps being overshadowed by the Pope was the best thing that could have happened to him.
Well, really who would you rather go and meet? The Pope or the Dope?
These Blairites don't give up do they? Arranging the Pope's visit to coincide with Gordon's was a low trick.
If the client is a complete bow-wow, the last thing you want is the cameras on them in case they start dribbling or throwing the phones at the waitresses. Solution: send them to a place where all the cameras are pointing at someone else. Then you can truthfully shrug and say: 'The PM attended as he was honour-bound to do, but people had other things on their minds. This PM is not a camera-hogging prima donna Mick Jagger wannabe, unlike some previous PMs we could mention.' Sniff.
If Gordon took the date he could get and landed on the square containing a papal visit, that is the first stroke of luck he has had in a long time.
Expect Gordon to be a tiny figure at the corner of innumerable world-event photos from now on, like Dr Who. Fifty years from now, if anyone can be bothered, it will seem as if anytime there was a meeting of world figures, a bouquet of international totty, a sporting event or a rock concert, there he was, that lumpy head just on the edge of the frame. The conspiracy theorists will go wild and suggest he was the remaining Time Lord, raging round the universe and looking for Captain Jack.
Priceless
Just seen the Twat onSky News arriving in America
What humiliation
No red carpet, just a bird on the tarmac, and a yellow coated airport security guy
Nice welcome to America Mc Bean, nice humiliation great put down
So, anon. 9:36 what does this tell us? That Washington regards Brown as an after thought?
"Oh, yeah! Let's invite that boogy eating cretin -what's his name? Brown?- at the same time as we invite the Pope! But brief Mr President NOT to shake hands with Brown, should he meet him."
When Tony Blair was at his most loathed and despised he spent all his time out of the country using spurious excuses to travel the world at the taxpayers expense and spend as little time as possible in the UK. Gordon is repeating the same pattern of travelling the world trying to find someone who likes him or someone he can patronise with his advice and our cash.
Perhaps Bush has remembered the surly Chancellor who rarely spoke out in support of the invasion and occupation of Iraq, and the Chancellor who has been slow to provide money for additonal UK military equipment. And has GWB forgiven McBroon for undermining and stitching up Blair?
On the other hand, perhaps the FCO have decided that it is payback time for Broon. He seems to have upset the diplomats, the military and naval chiefs. Payback time for the control freak?
As for Il Pape, even The Republican Party gets some Catholic vote to vote for it.
So Team Brown look as if they cannot organise a piss up in a very large brewery, or Bush has stitched up McBroon big time.
Broon's achivements and PR successes as PM would barely fill this box [].
anon 9.36 (or perhaps I should say Labour spin meister, as you have posted the exact same wording on Iain Dale's blog)
So Brown doesn't get another opportunity to meet a US President for ages - why exactly woul dthat be? Is it perhaps because he fears he will no longer be PM by the time Obama is inaugurated in January?
Gordon Brown - Britain's very own 21st Century Forrest Gump.
One thing the Pope and the Dope have in common is that neither of them will be doing photocalls with school children.
"you can't make a silk purse out of a pigs ear"
How twee!
Oooop North they say "you can't polish a turd"
Genghiz 10:22
Well said - you don't think cock-ups like this happen by accident do you?
Tuscan you may be right there:
"The film tells the story of a man with an IQ of 75 and his epic journey through life, meeting historical figures, influencing popular culture and experiencing first-hand historic events while largely unaware of their significance, due to his lower than average intelligence. "
Anon 10:34am.
Yes I hate those cunts who post the same bollocks on every site they think remotely important (in political terms)
That twat Fucking Delicious is one of them.
Gordon, come out and fuck off you cretin.
"Mr Brown hopes to meet with Senators and Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, John McCain and Barack Obama."
This is a direct quote from Gordons official US visit site (why why why?)...To me there is one word which jumps out... 'HOPES'...
Will they all reject McTwat...if history is their guide, his Jonah tendancies might scupper their presidential chances...
Gordon does get a mention in the Los Angeles Times. His advisors had best hide it from him though, unless they have a death wish.
"Lately, Brown's appeal seems to have sunk so low that even Blair, whose departure last year couldn't come soon enough for many Britons, is being looked at with a bit of nostalgia."
As David Miliband rightly prophesised.
The hapless PM undermined by the hapless FCO.
Wouldn't have anything to to do with the Miliblogger being touted as a future Labour leader again would it?
McFuckpig Brown's "coincidental" meeting in the US is ostensibly to talk bollocks to the US about the economy, is it not?
Wrong!
He is being prepared for reception into the Holy Roman Catholic Church, by none other than Benedict "I'm zo ashamed of ze kiddie-fiddling priests unt nuns, but don't mention der fuggink war" Hitler.
So Pope Blair will be joined at the pearly gates by his right hand man, the scotch equivalent of St. Peter.
Just picture NuHeaven, the rictus grinned one, seated at the right hand of the letter-box gobbed one, and a fat scotch cunt of an angel picking his nose, whilst sitting astride a rocking horse - NuLabour, NuHoly Trinity!
So Gordon isn't interested in Bush because Bush is on his way out. That feeling could well be mutual.
i would imagine that brown will be hoping to meet the pope -
then he could kiss his ring!
(i know it's an old one)
100% comedy.
note to obama: do not, I repeat do not meet the JONAH gordon brown. he is a vampire and satanist and everything he touches turns to shit.
HE'S A FUCKING JONAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
do not associate in any way with this person! he is the kiss off death. end of story. period.
oh and stop picking on those rednecks, for fucks sake. those guys have got twitchy trigger fingers. but they aren't your core vote, so fuck it, let hitlary or the other midget, mccain be the rednecks advocate. job creation would call their bluff. rednecks wounded by words, give me a fucking break!
note to hitlaryrobot: give up hitlary, you fucking loser.
stop damaging the democrat party you selfish fucker. no dough hitlary, what a LOSER!
Here's hoping that Homeland Security fingerprinted and photographed the bastard at immigration. Not the internal examination though - Brown would enjoy that too much.
Gordon has hired a high-powered PR team and ...
They setup his interview Katie Couric. Fitting since Couric's CBS News consistently lags about two million viewers per night behind NBC and ABC.
Is Katie Couric a lame duck? She will be after meeting Gordon Brown.
Thick shit:
'note to hitlaryrobot: give up hitlary, you fucking loser.
stop damaging the democrat party you selfish fucker. no dough hitlary, what a LOSER!'
She sounds like she has a lot in common with you TAT shat!
Just a thought about all those Blairites who were smeared by and bullied by Brown&Co? Does anyone think that these Blairites will sit on the sidelines and cheer on the ONE person who singlehandedly smashed their party into little pieces and stamped on the remains? For ten years the Blairites were elected three times, all while they were being attacked from within by the cancer that is Gordon Brown and his band of midget minded power seeking cronies. I want to ask any Blair loyalist out there this question, just why didnt you destroy the nasty plotting sabotaging freak show AKA Mr McBean years ago? I just dont get it I really dont! Maybe historians will find out in years to come?
9.36 am. Again nothing is ever Gordons fault. One of the reasons people think he is a tosser is that he can never admit he has got something wrong. Also he tries to blame others for his mistakes. Only yesterday he was blaming the Tories for him selling the gold of on the cheap and blaming the banks for the financial crisis. God only knows why he think the public will buy it. He must think we are a bunch morons.
9.36 am i bet you think Gordon is a tosser even when you work for him
Well, I'm very sorry, but who would expect to see a little tiny dot arriving anywhere?
"A child, however, who had no important job and could only see things as his eyes showed them to him, went up to the carriage.
"The Emperor is naked," he said.
"Fool!" his father reprimanded, running after him. "Don't talk nonsense!" He grabbed his child and took him away. But the boy's remark, which had been heard by the bystanders, was repeated over and over again until everyone cried:
"The boy is right! The Emperor is naked! It's true!"
The Emperor realized that the people were right but could not admit to that. He though it better to continue the procession under the illusion that anyone who couldn't see his clothes was either stupid or incompetent. And he stood stiffly on his carriage, while behind him a page held his imaginary mantle."
From the Emperors new clothes.
Ruth Kelly's Catholic. She should know where the Pope is. Why didn't she tell Brown?
Most of the rest are Jewish or Scottish so wouldn't need, or want, to know either.
Got to say he is a fist class Jonah though.
Remember when he went to China and that BA plane crashed just a few yards away from him at Heathrow? Well it turns out that the reason he had to fly Stateside in a Hired Blobby jet yesterday was because that crash left BA without any spare planes for his trip.
He is turning Britain into the laughing stock of the world. I don't like that.
Ruth Kelly is useless too. Joined up government. Hilarious stuff. Labour truly fucked asswise (as they like it).
Pity the mess the Tories will inherit though....maybe the Tories ought to take a dive for the next election and watch in opposition as the reality of 11 years of New Liebour unfolds in catastrophe -then step in......
..so is he in the US to meet Bush or not meet Bush or do something but not do it.....defintiely for Bush it is indeed Pope over Dope and MacLoon being paid back for his obvious anti-Americanism which has been played out with the lives of inadequately equipped British Soldiers. A French King was once counselled by a general who had been asked what three things he needed to wage war...his response?
"Money, Money and More Money.
MacLoons pathetic, yes pathetic, arrival in the US saya it all.
The PM is here? I live in Boston and consider myself well informed. And I had no idea Brown was in our country. I thought he was too busy raising beer taxes to come here.
Why is America letting a former member of the Hitler Youth into the States?
It clearly states on the immigration card that you've got to fill in on the plane that you've got to declare if you were involved with the Nazi regime in Germany between 1930- 1945.
...mind you they did let Wernher von Braun into the States!
McTwat's not going to be happy about this. I hear that the Carphone Warehouse have been asked for a new consigment of Nokias, the garden girls have been issued with stab vests, and Davina Milipede has bought an industrial sized jar of vaseline and is exercising her sphincter with the inflatable butt plug Ed Balls bought her for Christmas. Who's going to last longer, Mugabe or the tiny dot?
To any Americans reading this, yes, that mumbling wierdo really is our PM.. but no, none of us voted for him.
Pity our plight...
Tiny dot - as in the tiny white dot (Mugabe will like the white bit) that you used to see for a short time after turning an old-time TV fitted with a CRT? The dot faded away, like Bean will.
Brown should have flown from Terminal 5 - getting himself and things lost is something he's good at.
The Papal visit to the US has been (widely) known about in Catholic circles for well over a year. I'm sure it was mentioned in the UK Catholic press some time in Aug 2006. Heck, that's over 18 months!
Blair would have known about it.
anon - bloody hell, Broon in the Hitler Youth, I had no idea! Doesn't look old enough though - was there a Scottish wing back then that, like the Japanese soldier emerging from the jungle in 1960 still fighting, was simply not aware it was all over? Wouldn't surprise me in the least and would explain a helluva lot, esp why he has the hots for the Cadbury's misshape herself, Sarah "Eva" Braun.
I dont know what planet you are on alleging McTwat is invisible. McTwat's image is everywhere. McTwat and Jon Snow. McTwat shaking hands with UN Sec Gen. McTwat with bankers outside #10. McTwat ubiquitous and energetic in his efforts to save the nation.
Why all you need to do is look at the BBC website for wall to wall carpet of McTwat. Hail McTwat as he bestrideth the narrow world like a Colussus.
Well done the FCO. Apparently it has more staff now than at the very height of Empire. God knows why.
Have I missed something here but on the website mentioned by anonymous @ 9.25 it says:
"Images from the Prime Minister's visit to the US, scheduled to commence on 16 April 2008"
Er... how can you have images before the event? Are Broon the Loon's propagandists airbrushing him INTO history?
Haha. Mbeki cancels meeting with Brown. 'Too busy' he says.
being as the last american statement on anglo american relations was they were at an all time low , bit brave of them to let him land there and go on telly.
like the yellow vest moment , but abc interview was just er sickeing .
what a dramatic time the good people of the USA could be in for .
geaorge bush welcomes gods main representative for the christian faith , sun shine, cheering crowds, merc pope mobile, special security .
gordon: pissing it down , no one there security worker in yellow vest , state scooter, check in at holiday inn motel .
I cant wait for him to meet george , hillary and obama and see if jonah effect occures.
shakes georges hand : george immediately gets news , that his ranch has been hit by a tornado.
shakes hillarys hand: mobile phone pic of of bill in in state sex club gets posted on internet.
shakes obamas hand: cold chill felt , obama goes into spasms , loses his mojo and is sent into the political wilderness
i'm a regular listener to the Denis Praeger and Hugh Hewitt talk radio shows - via podcast.
and yes , i can confirm what guido says - tons of stuff about the Pope visiting - and not even an mention of snot gobbler.
Probably just as well that our American friends are dazzled by The Pope to the extent that they do not know that our supposed Prime Minister is also visiting.
Less humiliating all round.
Not content with muking his own own membrane, Gordon has his own agents trying to smear Dave on snot.
5:28pm BST 16/04/2008
"Teenager cautioned for wiping snot on David Cameron's back"
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/16/nsnot116.xml
" Snot Will Stick " presumably ?
JUVENILES NAME >>> Kingsley Cardi, 15***, was given a caution by police ( PCSO )for “wiping snot” on the back of Mr Cameron’s jacket today.
The GCSE student, an aspiring singer, ... sneezed into his hand, wiped it on Mr Cameron’s back and then mumbled “oh sorry” as the Tory leader turned round to see what had happened.
*** @ 15 years old why is his identity being broadcast to all and sundry ?
good point SEAXE
"UPDATE : According to Nick Robinson this morning, British Embassy officials admit they didn't know the Pope was coming to Washington at the same time. The British Embassy n Washington is the biggest and most expensive outpost of the FCO."
Your comment 'Well done chaps..' probably has it spot on - there is NO CHANCE AT ALL THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW !
They are probably just playing the same old games as Christopher Meyer did with Tony 'Ball-crushingly tight corduroys' Blair.
Their role as the 'capcom' gateway for communications with the White House is then kept intact as any interlopers trying to muscle in on their turf is made to look a total imbecile..
Remember the FCO have the British Prime Minister's image abroad very low down their list of priorities..
Guido,
Brown got a long piece in Time magazine....
Fuckin stupid americans. You are so far up your own arses its unreal!! Your country is so fuckin corrupt and run by puppets,and the puppeteers being the Money Men behind every fuckin mishap and world recession in the past 150 years and excuse me also contriving to take and have taken your civil liberties away. I am on the fence re:G Brown, what a fuckin legacy to have taken on. I pray that he is not working with the the authors of the master plan, and this is not just bollocks! Yes this all sounds paranoid, but do some research if curious(Zeitgeist/ring of power) your eyes will be opened, and really dont make the decision lightly, as once you can SEE, every Blagg offered by the media and such can be seen for what it really is, and it is quite alarming, But don't bury your head in the sand, because that's what they want you to do. A person without education is a SLAVE! Watch the documentaries on google.
Even Gordon is bored with his visit.
"Well done the FCO. Apparently it has more staff now than at the very height of Empire."
The FCO didn't exist then. It was created in 1968.
Seaxe said...
Have I missed something here but on the website mentioned by anonymous @ 9.25 it says:
"Images from the Prime Minister's visit to the US, scheduled to commence on 16 April 2008"
"Er... how can you have images before the event? Are Broon the Loon's propagandists airbrushing him INTO history?"
Try reading the captions. Some are current (he is there today) and others are from the 2007 visit.
retard 12.03,
I take it you are a supporter of the midget-spastic leper mccain. unlike you, I don't back losers.
and try to come up with your own lines, instead of just copying mine, numbnuts.
I was the first person to publicly label brown as a ditherer. that one caught on, didn't it? not bad for a loser.
when Brown goes to the white house will he enter via the back door?
Anonymous 12:15
It says
"Images from the Prime Minister's visit to the US scheduled to commence 16 April 2008"
Should pictures taken in 2007 be put on a website describing them as images for a "scheduled" visit? (i.e. It hasn't taken place yet)
Misleading?
Thick as thieves, a man more fucking deluded than Gobshite Brown. Fuck off you stupid cretin. You was the first to say blah blah blah. Fuck in hell, who do you think you are; Guido? You are a cunt with a capital C. Now after you finish reading this, get back to your on line porn and wank yourself to oblivion.
as I said, I was the first person to label gordon brown a ditherer. I did this during a national radio broadcast. it is a description that seems to have become widely used.
good one, eh?
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TAT twats been on the radio, fucking get her! I take it all back TAT twat, your my hero, everyone calls Gordon a ditherer because of you. Who interviewed you? Smashie and Nicey at Radio Fab FM, well done you.
Why not start your own blog? I think because you know you would be fucking less popular than maguire's load of bollocks blog. Piss off you stupid old tart!
what a spastic!
you haven't got a clue how much damage I have done to blair and brown.
I have scored hundreds of points against them during hundreds of minutes of airtime.
I am very proud of my small contribution to the downfall of new labour. after all, I have been acting in the national interest. unlike you.
TAT is getting more deranged by the fucking posting. You have done as much damage to Blair & Brown as my late night farting as done to the ozone layer. IE FUCK ALL. Run along you silly old tart. Preferably along the M6 into on coming traffic.
as I said, you haven't got a fucking clue.
anyone reading your post will clearly see that you are, how can I say this nicely, 'not all there'.
thankyou for doing further damge to the new labour war and tax party by showing what lunatics their supporters are.
well done spastic!
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