The only problem is that, in your photo at least, it looks like the uncertain one has a halo. Of course we all know how most saints have ended up in the past!
Wow,Jon Snow really tried to railroad Osborne on the Channel4 News.He can see his Paramour Brown going (back) down the toilet.Sorry Jonny Boy.Even you and your media lefty friends can't polish that turd anymore.
The trouble is (if I remember the song right) Gordon is only a moron because he pulls the bird the singer wants. In those circs I wouldn't mind being the moron.
Those poppets over at the Torygraph are allowing their readers (well, some of them can read, I'm told) to give advice to our esteemed and most manly PM.
One respondent says that north of the border he is known as, brace yourselves, "Hairy Mary Broon".
man still on the toilet, still loving his wireless network but arse is now getting very sore
said...
So Guido is caling me a webmong before now he is trying to sell me cheap tat with GB's mug on. 20 fucking dollor and the fucker give no suckie lickie and never loved me long fucking time either.
Do you think the beeb are using increasingly gay images of the great leader (see front page now of news site) by way of a warning about reducing or changing the licence fee? Do they have the nappy pictures or something more?
I used to be a Labour Party stalwart - Ward Sec, Ward Chair. I moved on and I notice that three of my old political colleagues have moved on too, to the Tories. Gordon, you're doomed!
Anonymous said...6:57 PM Sorry, I've already produced Camoron is a moron.
That's good.. because of that song Cameron is a Moron is it called?
But, you see, Guido has taken a song called "Gordon is a Moron" by Jilted John and made fun of the Prime Minister, who's name happens to be Gordon too. Do you see.. they have the same christian name.. That's why there is a little joke. The Gordon part is the joke.. the Moron part is the description to the christian name that forms the whole...See?
Your riposte has changed the christian name to a surname and has therefore lost the joke somewhat. If it had been "Brown is a Moron" it might have worked a little better.
Perhaps "Dave is a moron" would have been structually more correct although of course, if anything even less funny.
It can be difficult when you are trying to impress a new crowd so start off small on CeBeebies Teletubbies website comments. Something along the lines of "Po, sounds a bit like Pooh!" might well appeal to this age group, and I am sure your outstanding "Cameron is a Moron" would just fit right in there. Then, once you have mastered a few basics, please, feel free to post here without anymore fear of making an utter total tit of yourself.
I see that Berlusconi has won in Italy. Who would care to predict a tearful reunion within the next few months between Tessa Jowell and her - no doubt soon to be found - innocent husband David Mills?
i have just recieved a letter from the moron support network it reads as follows
dear Mr red despot spotter the moron support network has recently become aware , that we have an absolute wanker as a prime minister , it is unfortunate therefore that many bloggers and members of the public are making the link between gordon and him being a moron .
moronism (not to be confused with the child molesting cult in the USA called mormomisn) is not a genetic disorder , indeed science suggests that it is a disorder taken up from the enviroment the suffere imerseses him/her self in.
the strongest links so far found to trigger chronic moronism, are reading essays on revolutionary change , being a student union leader in the 60s or 70s , although direct contact with andrew marr , david arronvitch and in its most severe form peter carter or david milliband .
symptons in its early mild forms (which are treatable with immersion in the baptismal waters of self determination) are
1 wanking 2 indecision 3 shyness 4 ignorance
in its more chronic incurable forms
1 becoming a complete wanker 2 permanent dithering 3 disappearence out of the media and not answering questions 4 uncontrollable poll slide ratings .
whilst we on the moron support network agree that moronism may indeed be endemic in the new labour cabinet , we would like to point that these extreme cases which are highly damageing are rare and we feel that this article will do little to help the many sufferers of the milder form , which can be treated .
yours kevin mcguire
the red despot spotter is sympathetic to the symptoms and rehabilittaion of mild moronism, which can be treated cheaply with looking at pictures of mrs thatcher .
however containing and eradicating the chronic form of moronism from goverment must be a top prioity .being as we are waiting for vacination (oh please the warts are getting unbareable) will the 70 members needed please convene soon , to stop our children catching it , and becoming fat, malevolent, ferral consumers of its dangerous spores
Research by the website MySupermarket.co.uk suggests the price of an average shopping basket is up by 11 per cent on a year ago.
Before the latest increases, its experts calculated that a family spending £100 a week on groceries a year ago would now have to pay an extra £572 a year.
It seems likely that this annual figure will now go up by more than £600.
The website's surveys show that some types of bread are up by 33 per cent, pasta by 80 per cent and rice by 32 per cent.
mitch said... "Research by the website MySupermarket.co.uk suggests the price of an average shopping basket is up by 11 per cent on a year ago. still belive inflation is 2.5%?"
You are confusing the supermarket basket inflation rate with the RPI which is the general inflation rate.
Is that you Ed Balls? Or are you fatty rich bitch Blears? Tut Tut! Shouldnt you be out at the job centre looking for a Nu career?
Lots and lots of Italian socialists and greens are now looking for Nu careers and soon Oh so soon it will be happening in Britain! Goooooody gooooody goodbye?
I can see the BBC spinning a neck and neck race right upto the point of a Conservative landslide AGAIN.
Nice one Guido. Labour are out-and-about on your blog today, which is more than Gordon ever will be!!
(They are worried because their line manager and superior is a knob head and they know it.)
Jowell watch @ 1.04: Nice one! Yes, I dare say the saintly Tessa will suddenly re-find true love with her meal-ticket once the pre-emptive pardon comes through. The reunion won't take place in her constituency though - she refuses to live there, presumably because it is beneath her, though she does deign to visit occasionally between visits to Warwickshire and Tuscany.
julian clary said... Those poppets over at the Torygraph are allowing their readers (well, some of them can read, I'm told) to give advice to our esteemed and most manly PM.
One respondent says that north of the border he is known as, brace yourselves, "Hairy Mary Broon".
What can they mean?
A Bloody Mary contains alcohol
A Virgin Mary is a Bloody Mary without alcohol
A Hairy Mary is a Virgin Mary made with organic tomato juice
I would not be in the least surprised to find he has an IQ of 185, scarcely a morron. I have employed people with similar intelligence but never ever let them near the control room, and in many cases I didn't even tell them there was a control room. They were invariably kept below decks with a pencil and paper, or sometimes, on rare occasions, a PC disengaged from both the internet and intranet and without email. They work well under those conditions.
Anon @ 11.51 - you are the über-cunt Hazel "Toilets" Tree, and I claim my fiver. Why don't you fuck off back to the Tel blogs where you are getting a richly deserved kicking, this is a grown-ups' playground. Ignorant gobshite.
As Arsenal are the latest victims of The Curse of Gordon Broon, it is possibly quite appropriate that he is seen adorning a faked Gunner's shirt. This may prove that Guido is a secret Man Ure fan. On the other hand, could the shirt be rereleased with red background with white cuffs and collar.
Why not have a poster with Gordon wearing a Northern Crook logo on it instead?
Has anyone yet asked on camera the delightful Tessa Jowell what she thinks of Italy's new Prime Minster? She must be so pleased to see such a large win for the Centre Right...
Well well anonymous at 11.51. I'm not a Tory fruitcake, but I can remember when Harold Wilson took away the milk from school children and his chancellor went cap in hand to the IMF for a loan to get Old Blighty out of the soft stuff. Then there was Antony Wedgewood-Benn and John Prescott who between them did wonderful things for shipbuilding and the NUS (remember them?). End result being that a nation that relies on sea transport for 95% of its trade doesn't have a Merchant Navy worth a mention.
well thank you Guido for implementing my idea for these T shirts, suggested a few days back. I trust you will want to know where to send the royalties.
Available now from Guido's online merchandise store.
45 comments:
The only problem is that, in your photo at least, it looks like the uncertain one has a halo. Of course we all know how most saints have ended up in the past!
Sorry, I've already produced Camoron is a moron.
Thanks for the Stephen Glover link. Wonder if the article will ever appear on Murphy's Tax Research blog.
Harsh.
But he deserves every bit of mockery that comes his way. Tit.
Wow,Jon Snow really tried to railroad Osborne on the Channel4 News.He can see his Paramour Brown going (back) down the toilet.Sorry Jonny Boy.Even you and your media lefty friends can't polish that turd anymore.
Nice one Guido!
BTW: What is the latest on Mr Plod's investigation into the Labour Party's crookery?
Are they waiting until after May 1st by any chance?
I think we should be told...
'Scuse I, not being into footer, but could they be Arsenal strip?
This is soooooo unfair.
Any chance of a Gordon the Gofer Fucks sake T-shirt?
The trouble is (if I remember the song right) Gordon is only a moron because he pulls the bird the singer wants.
In those circs I wouldn't mind being the moron.
anon @ 8:18pm
correct, unfortunately, the song is song by an inadequate, not about one.
Which kind of makes it inappropriate in this context
Shame
Do I remember a line in the song 'He's a puff?'
Surely not our manly rugged heterosexual Prime Minister.
anonymous @8:18 and 8 :38
It's no good talking to yourself, you won't convince the rest of us. It's a catchy line and it rings true.
Why are the shirts priced in $s? I doubt if anyone in the US has ever heard of him.
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the bus stop
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN45OjB-cCU&
Gordon is a moron
Those poppets over at the Torygraph are allowing their readers (well, some of them can read, I'm told) to give advice to our esteemed and most manly PM.
One respondent says that north of the border he is known as, brace yourselves, "Hairy Mary Broon".
What can they mean?
So Guido is caling me a webmong before now he is trying to sell me cheap tat with GB's mug on. 20 fucking dollor and the fucker give no suckie lickie and never loved me long fucking time either.
grex: Indeed...
"Oh she's a slag and he's a creep
She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff"
Great song, rather a good album too
Do you think the beeb are using increasingly gay images of the great leader (see front page now of news site) by way of a warning about reducing or changing the licence fee? Do they have the nappy pictures or something more?
Gordan is a Moron
Well Well Well how orignal, and yet again student politics returns to Tory HQ
Where can I get a
Gideon for Chancellor T Shirt.
or
I'm Sayeeda Warsi and I am proud to be the token darky
or
Hi I'm Michael Grove, David Willets love child.
Or
You dont know me, Im Jeremy Hunt
I used to be a Labour Party stalwart - Ward Sec, Ward Chair.
I moved on and I notice that three of my old political colleagues have moved on too, to the Tories.
Gordon, you're doomed!
Anonymous said...6:57 PM
Sorry, I've already produced Camoron is a moron.
That's good.. because of that song Cameron is a Moron is it called?
But, you see, Guido has taken a song called "Gordon is a Moron" by Jilted John and made fun of the Prime Minister, who's name happens to be Gordon too.
Do you see.. they have the same christian name.. That's why there is a little joke.
The Gordon part is the joke.. the Moron part is the description to the christian name that forms the whole...See?
Your riposte has changed the christian name to a surname and has therefore lost the joke somewhat.
If it had been "Brown is a Moron" it might have worked a little better.
Perhaps "Dave is a moron" would have been structually more correct although of course, if anything even less funny.
It can be difficult when you are trying to impress a new crowd so start off small on CeBeebies Teletubbies website comments. Something along the lines of "Po, sounds a bit like Pooh!" might well appeal to this age group, and I am sure your outstanding "Cameron is a Moron" would just fit right in there.
Then, once you have mastered a few basics, please, feel free to post here without anymore fear of making an utter total tit of yourself.
I see that Berlusconi has won in Italy. Who would care to predict a tearful reunion within the next few months between Tessa Jowell and her - no doubt soon to be found - innocent husband David Mills?
i have just recieved a letter from the moron support network it reads as follows
dear Mr red despot spotter
the moron support network has recently become aware , that we have an absolute wanker as a prime minister , it is unfortunate therefore that many bloggers and members of the public are making the link between gordon and him being a moron .
moronism (not to be confused with the child molesting cult in the USA called mormomisn) is not a genetic disorder , indeed science suggests that it is a disorder taken up from the enviroment the suffere imerseses him/her self in.
the strongest links so far found to trigger chronic moronism, are reading essays on revolutionary change , being a student union leader in the 60s or 70s , although direct contact with andrew marr , david arronvitch and in its most severe form peter carter or david milliband .
symptons in its early mild forms (which are treatable with immersion in the baptismal waters of self determination) are
1 wanking
2 indecision
3 shyness
4 ignorance
in its more chronic incurable forms
1 becoming a complete wanker
2 permanent dithering
3 disappearence out of the media and not answering questions
4 uncontrollable poll slide ratings .
whilst we on the moron support network agree that moronism may indeed be endemic in the new labour cabinet , we would like to point that these extreme cases which are highly damageing are rare and we feel that this article will do little to help the many sufferers of the milder form , which can be treated .
yours kevin mcguire
the red despot spotter is sympathetic to the symptoms and rehabilittaion of mild moronism, which can be treated cheaply with looking at pictures of mrs thatcher .
however containing and eradicating the chronic form of moronism from goverment must be a top prioity .being as we are waiting for vacination (oh please the warts are getting unbareable) will the 70 members needed please convene soon , to stop our children catching it , and becoming fat, malevolent, ferral consumers of its dangerous spores
So much for the Brown Bounce.
This is the Brown Thud.
And don't it smell f***in nasty
Research by the website MySupermarket.co.uk suggests the price of an average shopping basket is up by 11 per cent on a year ago.
Before the latest increases, its experts calculated that a family spending £100 a week on groceries a year ago would now have to pay an extra £572 a year.
It seems likely that this annual figure will now go up by more than £600.
The website's surveys show that some types of bread are up by 33 per cent, pasta by 80 per cent and rice by 32 per cent.
still belive inflation is 2.5%?
I`m gonna buy a shirt though.
Gordon isn't a moron. Gordon is a cunt.
mitch said...
"Research by the website MySupermarket.co.uk suggests the price of an average shopping basket is up by 11 per cent on a year ago.
still belive inflation is 2.5%?"
You are confusing the supermarket basket inflation rate with the RPI which is the general inflation rate.
Annon 12.22/12.29,
Is that you Ed Balls? Or are you fatty rich bitch Blears? Tut Tut! Shouldnt you be out at the job centre looking for a Nu career?
Lots and lots of Italian socialists and greens are now looking for Nu careers and soon Oh so soon it will be happening in Britain! Goooooody gooooody goodbye?
I can see the BBC spinning a neck and neck race right upto the point of a Conservative landslide AGAIN.
Digby-Jones has clearly put his hand in his pocket for one !
Link to the OFFICIAL Gordon is a Moron video
Nice one Guido. Labour are out-and-about on your blog today, which is more than Gordon ever will be!!
(They are worried because their line manager and superior is a knob head and they know it.)
Jowell watch @ 1.04: Nice one! Yes, I dare say the saintly Tessa will suddenly re-find true love with her meal-ticket once the pre-emptive pardon comes through. The reunion won't take place in her constituency though - she refuses to live there, presumably because it is beneath her, though she does deign to visit occasionally between visits to Warwickshire and Tuscany.
julian clary said...
Those poppets over at the Torygraph are allowing their readers (well, some of them can read, I'm told) to give advice to our esteemed and most manly PM.
One respondent says that north of the border he is known as, brace yourselves, "Hairy Mary Broon".
What can they mean?
A Bloody Mary contains alcohol
A Virgin Mary is a Bloody Mary without alcohol
A Hairy Mary is a Virgin Mary made with organic tomato juice
never heard of a Hairy Mary Broon.
I would not be in the least surprised to find he has an IQ of 185, scarcely a morron. I have employed people with similar intelligence but never ever let them near the control room, and in many cases I didn't even tell them there was a control room. They were invariably kept below decks with a pencil and paper, or sometimes, on rare occasions, a PC disengaged from both the internet and intranet and without email. They work well under those conditions.
DONT SAY BROWN SAY HOPELESS
In the song
Wasn’t Gordon also
Better Looking, and Cool And Trendy
Hello Tory fruitcakes
Gosh are you a foul mouthed , embittered set of ranters!
Here's a question or two.
in which month since Labour came to power have interst rates been higher than under the Tories?
and another
in which month has employment been lower?
and another
in which month has unemployment been higher?
and another
in which month has inflation been higher than when the Tories left office?
I do not think the British people will hand the management of their economy to a set of jolly old jape chums from Eton and the Bollinger club, do you?
Anon @ 11.51 - you are the über-cunt Hazel "Toilets" Tree, and I claim my fiver.
Why don't you fuck off back to the Tel blogs where you are getting a richly deserved kicking, this is a grown-ups' playground.
Ignorant gobshite.
As Arsenal are the latest victims of The Curse of Gordon Broon, it is possibly quite appropriate that he is seen adorning a faked Gunner's shirt. This may prove that Guido is a secret Man Ure fan. On the other hand, could the shirt be rereleased with red background with white cuffs and collar.
Why not have a poster with Gordon wearing a Northern Crook logo on it instead?
Has anyone yet asked on camera the delightful Tessa Jowell what she thinks of Italy's new Prime Minster? She must be so pleased to see such a large win for the Centre Right...
Will we be seeing people being arrested and fined for selling these as happened with the "B******* to Blair" T-shirts?
Will wearing one in Parliament Square get me arrested under the Zanulab anti-terrorist legislation?
Where can I buy 'Bullox to Broon' t shirts?
Well well anonymous at 11.51. I'm not a Tory fruitcake, but I can remember when Harold Wilson took away the milk from school children and his chancellor went cap in hand to the IMF for a loan to get Old Blighty out of the soft stuff.
Then there was Antony Wedgewood-Benn and John Prescott who between them did wonderful things for shipbuilding and the NUS (remember them?). End result being that a nation that relies on sea transport for 95% of its trade doesn't have a Merchant Navy worth a mention.
well thank you Guido for implementing my idea for these T shirts, suggested a few days back. I trust you will want to know where to send the royalties.
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