Schrödinger's Guardian
Guido is really getting into the concept of quantum politics, it certainly raised the tone of the discussion in the comments on the blog above the usual webmong level on Saturday. It appears that the developing theory of quantum politics will also have to factor in the time dimension to explain the Guardian's headlines. The subs must be under instruction to make every poll positive for Ken Leavingsoon. Last Wednesday it was good news for the newt lover. He was in the lead!
Today it good news as well. Ken is catching up on Boris!
Today it good news as well. Ken is catching up on Boris!
How do they do that? Quantum duality again?Elsewhere Sir Michael White says (There is no alternative to Gordon) his Guardian colleague Polly is only writing nasty things about Gordon because she is bored and it is parliamentary recess. There may be some truth in that, still Guido is so enjoying the whole meltdown by former Brown fans. The most vicious attacks on the Brownies are coming from Guardian writers and readers. It is really getting like here over there (with a little less swearing).
38 comments:
Gordon Applegarth
Quantum duality anyone?
To extend the metaphor,
Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle surely applies!!!!!!!
It's happening on this site too, sometimes you see a post about the Iceland flag (or not as it was obvious it was the union jack) then you don't!
Polls in the Grauniad are supplied by Li-Ing B.Stard and Company.
Leninslime is the virtual particle of politics - now you see him....soon you won't.
He's on the way out and even his chums at the Guardian toilet paper factory can't save him.
Guido:
'Guido is really getting into the concept of quantum politics, it certainly raised the tone of the discussion in the comments on the blog above the usual webmong level on Saturday.'
You are getting way above yourself matey. I think you are beginning to believe your own publicity and bollocks!
Quntum politics, surely, as they are all qunts.
What happened to that piece about the Iceland flag? Our Geology Dept recently took a bunch of their students to Iceland. Other members of staff were invited, but I couldn't go. Too expensive. 'How did you like the Rekyavik night life?' I asked one of them upon their return. 'We were too busy writing up our glacier notes' was his sniffy reply. Boring little tit. I wish now that the plane had crashed.
Has anybody been able to find out how many new shredders have been supplied to the Mayor of London's office recently?
@ Mr Fawkes re: webmongs.
Tbh I would say that the webmongs on your blog are a cut above the rest.
I love Mr Elsby's totally fatuous and inane comments and the flak he draws!
btw- where's he been recently? Has his benefit been cut is he now unable to afford internet access?
I think we should be told!
I think Rory Bremner and Co sum things up perfectly with Gordon singing his little ditty
The singing Muppet.
Mr Bean indeed.
With Mr Fawkes seeing CiF getting like his esteemed opinion vehicle can it be much longer before the newspaper becomes the Guido-ian?
There's an awful lot of triumphalism evident here with regards Boris achieving the tory party's most significant electoral result since pre history.
Imagine the dejection if ghastly Ken takes it again.
Since when did immigrants vote Tory?
Ken has *always* been ahead. Black is white. War is peace.
I have been a way a week; but in just that short time it appears that Gordon has indeed entered what in quantum theory is know as quantum decoherence.
This is when interaction with the real world results in thermodynamically irreversible changes that leads to (wavefunction) collapse. Perhaps making the bank of england independent and then selling its gold is another example of this?
Gordon has clearly reached this point with the media, with no hope of return back from this point onwards. Even an attempt to will lead to further decoherence, such is the mess thus created.
Guido - don't be such a pompous arse! Most of the postings on this site are streets ahead of almost all other Blogs in terms of both content and entertainment value. Posters make this Blog what it is, not your demeaning insults towards them. A little respect please, you're starting to sound like the tossers you are supposed to be targeting...
Is he a wave? Is he a particle? No, he's just a cunt.
Brown: a constant plank.
Fuck off Guido you supercilious cunt.
Yep there are wierd things happening at micro-qwark level, depending upon which reality one prefers Leavingsoon has already won the May 1st election in a galaxy far, far away, and is in charge of the rebel alliance.
Maybe the journos just make it up as they go along, for their money I would. What do you want Rupe? I'll make it so. The mood of the country has changed. Ordinary people vote according to how they perceive things. No smoking here = that's our social life fucked. Poor paying more tax = vote in the opposition. Treat our troops bad = watch your back government. Tell lie after lie after lie = Vote in anyone else, we don't like being took for prats.
Labour are fucked big time. In a parallel universe they have already been strung up.
"Usual webmong quality"??? Fuck off Guido- you should be grateful that you don't have to put up with the standard of posters elsewhere -have you looked?
You are blessed with your contributors, even that suspended excretion Gary is a cut above the ZaNuLab cunts to be found at the Tel blogs.
You aren't getting delusions of grandeur are you?
BTW this moderation is a fucking turn-off, especially for those in a different time zone, and you have been falling asleep too often and for too long. Why don't you just let the grown-ups play?
Loads of webmongs abound in the comments, that is why Guido has to have the tedious moderation on. Which is an awful waste of time.
If moderation was off it would be full of even more pages of shite.
BNP / Icke fans / 911 troofers etc.
So for now moderation it is... sorry.
There are some diamonds in the comments and there is a lot of tedious rubbish. That is the way it is and has been.
Getting delusions of grandeur? "Getting"?
Guido's blog is full of shite says, er, Guido.
I demand a full refund.
Change your photo as well. You slagged Gordon Brown for putting up a pic 10 years old. Bloody hell, last time you was on Newsnight you looked liked you had upped Greggs profits for a year!
Do I hear Zanulab is planning to demand a recount for all the seats they lose in the forthcoming local elections?
Big headed Fawkes:
'There are some diamonds in the comments and there is a lot of tedious rubbish. That is the way it is and has been'
Let me put it to you sir thus; that should this blog not have the good, the bad, the ugly and gary elsbys comments on here your blog would be about as interesting as Maguires.
Christ knows what you're deleting, you never seem to delete the crap I write even when pissed.
Cif is quite sweary - you can say fuck all you like, and even cunt, but not cunting fucktard as far as I'm aware.
The trick is to look above the line - if you've got a sweary ex-stripper or her better looking sister writing the blog, you can match them oath for oath and get away with it. It's rather like being at a dinner party with the Queen - if she farts, everyone else can rip one off too.
BTW do you have a working definition of "webmong" to hand? I'm not sure if I'm one or not.
Obviously there's no conspiracy. The second headline makes sense despite the first because, as any fule know, it is specifically the YouGov/Evening Standard poll which has consistently had Livingstone trailing Johnson by a large margin. The erosion of Johnson's lead in today's new data is therefore the latest addition to this big/running story.
The Ipsos/Mori poll was a story in itself.
Though I get the feeling all this was already known by Guido, hence the lack of links to the actual stories.
I love Mr Elsby's totally fatuous and inane comments and the flak he draws! btw - where's he been recently?
Difficult to say; one theory says the Gary Elsby who posted here was a doppleganger for the real Gary Elsby who is having another pitch for a ward seat in Stoke. It is true that the Elsby who had a long discussion with Bob Piper doesn't read exactly like the Elsby who posted here, but on the other hand he could have just been pissed and over here for a bit of rough, or maybe it was the theoretical physics which attracted him.
It might be like Dr Who where there really are two simultaneous Gary Elsbys of Stoke, accidentally stranded in the city when a rift suddenly appeared in Hanley down by the fountain they filled up with bedding plants, but so long as they don't bump in to each other by accident, the planet should be safe.
ratsniffer @ 2.45...
"Leninslime is the virtual particle of politics"
Yes, he is a particle all right: a newt-ron, I believe.
I said it once and i will say it again, Boris will lose, the Tories are hated especially in Londonistan, they havent got a chance, and they have no one to blame but themselfs.
Also what many here are overlooking is that the Tories will implode after Boris loses.
people may tune in to laugh at a clown but to get up off their arse on a cold windy day to vote for one in a less than safe seat - forget it.
Unless someone pointed out to Gary that, if he is standing for election he might have to put a notice on everything he publishes, including comments on blogs? I.E. "published by Watt A. Twonk, on behalf of Gary Elsby, Labour Party Candidate, Whoteva Ward, Stoke on Trent."
oh rory bremners song on play political was excellent , i like the highland dance pose.
gordon was with ken today i think , his supporters looked very nervous .
next guardian headline will be "ken optomistic on postal vote count" .
viva boris , "you know it will save you money"
Real Londoners numero uno concern is IMMI-FUCKING -GRATION! Boris has been going on about AMNESTY! for the fuckers. If he carries on with this line he will LOOSE. I am not voting for another IMMIGRANT HUGGING tosser. I am a Libetarian and not a Tory. If you losers don't wise up and SHUT THE FUCK UP! about how great third worlders are then kiss my arse!
Gordon's quantum existence:
He tries to be all things to all men - until his wavefunction gets collapsed at an election.
Maybe the headline writers at the Guardian have discovered how to travel faster than the speed of light? That might explain why their headlines appear to travel backward in time.
For,
"There was a young lady called Bright
Whose speed was far faster than light;
She set out one day,
In a relative way,
And returned home the previous night."
A.H. Reginald Buller
And please do not forget this breathtaking hypocrisy from those arseholes at the Gruaniad:-
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/comment/stephen-glover/stephen-glover-on-the-press-808594.html
Or is this acceptable to the Grauniad journalists as "The People's tax dodge" in much the same way that some British Communists accepted the Russian nuclear threat as "The people's bomb"?
Post a Comment