Schrödinger's Brown
Only quantum politics explains how Gordon Brown...
- stands for being different from Blair and being the same
- is going to leave and stay in Iraq
- cuts the NHS and expands it
- emits and cuts back CO2 emissions; is anti-green and pro-green
- is regressive and progressive; right wing and left wing
- will be at the Olympic games and not at them
- was against and in favour of obtaining a mandate to govern the British people
- wanted a referendum and opposes a referendum
- was both at the Lisbon treaty ceremony and not at it
- stands for more and less borrowing
- has ended and started the boom and bust cycle.
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Not a new idea. There is even a book on the subject that has been out so long it is out of print:
http://www.amazon.com/Quantum-Politics-Applying-Political-Phenomena/dp/0275933105
That must be the Uncertainty Principle - let's look in the box and see if he's dead!
Global forces are responsible for his economic failures ... but not his period of apparent economic success.
Don't all those apply to Cameron?
Read Parris in The Times.
Reads out the charge sheet, nails him to the cross, sticks a knife into his stomach, and for good measure, celebrates with a valedictory pooh.
Just open the bloody box - and put everyone out of their misery....
yeah erm super stringy theory definitly in operation , from the black hole of his nasal cavity to his finger.scientists know it exists as they have found a real black hole in labours finances .
looking for new smith pitts watson particle at cern , very eleusive and so far only predicted in theory and is thought to exist only in pension fund super space .
schodeingers prat!!: some one who you dont care if they fuck off or not. just dont open the box leave them in there dont worry !!
The ideal title for his unofficial biography would be:
"Gordon Brown: Man or weathercock?"
Nice one Guido.
Brown has just issued a dictat regarding Mugabe and what a bad boy he is. Presumably there is some really bad news to be released on the morrow - or, this is timed perfectly for another market.
I wonder what time it is in Beijing?.....
And yes, we ARE in recession
http://thatsnews.blogspot.com/2008/04/recession-in-uk-probably.html
Bloody Avon reps jobs are now advertised as real jobs on the Job Centre Plus website!
Quantum. The smallest quantity of a physical property that can exist independently. As in 'New Labour has made a quantum leap into the future', that is, the smallest possible leap.
Also Latin quantum, 'how much', as in 'How much more can we screw out of the taypayers?'
fuck me, gordon's a fucking miracle worker, he could be the next fucking jesus christ, fuck me he COULD BE jesus fucking christ. this is the best fucking news i've had since i fucking found out my bird was fucking pregnant but it wasn't fucking mine. keep up the good works, gordon you fucking divine cunt. a fucking whole new world fucking religion could spawn from your spiritual fucking loins you fucking old wanker. shit fuck gordon, could you fucking heal me of a terrible fucking disability from which sadly i fucking suffer from it of, fucking great or what? you see my girlfriend says i'm in fucking possession of a fucking dysfunctional fucking soul. apparently i fucking well need to fucking get emotionally fucking literate before we can get fucking serious and she say's she won't fucking get her fucking draws off (in actual fact she said enter into a physical fucking relationship but i don't want to split fucking hairs or any fucking thing) until I fucking (and I quote here) "learn to put something in at the same time as taking something out". hell, that fucking teaser's beaten the fucking crap out of me i can fucking tell you. i mean how the fuck d'you accomplish something as fucking contra-common fucking sensical THAT for fuck's sake? please fucking help me gordon? it would mean a fucking lot to me. oh be thou my fucking saviour gordon. you're captain fucking fantastic!
well that, dithering and dishonesty. but I rather like the idea of Gordon disappearing. (as in vanishing-off-the-face-of-the-earth-forever, not one of his traditional stay-out-of-trouble-hideaways.)
12:02 AM
great fucking idea. i couldn't have put it fucking better my fucking self. i'm making fucking immediate arrangements for his fucking glorious fucking crucifixion. can't fucking wait to fucking worship him. fucking fantastic!
If you look at pollen grains in water through a microscope, the pollen jiggles about. This jiggling is called 'BROWNIAN MOTION'. But what causes it?
Physicists developed the theory when they observed that the pollen appeared to act completely randomly. But they reasoned that there must be a cause for this apparent strange behaviour.
Scientists published a report in 2008 that finally came up with an explanation for what has become known as GORDON-BROWNIAN MOTION.
"The man is a complete ditherer"
GordonBrowian Motion: Can be described as a "drunken man wandering around the square"
http://www.ms.uky.edu/~mai/java/stat/brmo.html
Or of course he could just be a spanner.
Just look at the front page of news.bbc.co.uk, leading with the the pitiful mewlings of Alistair Darling begging that the G7 nations act to ease the credit crunch.
Meanwhile the brave actions of the French military have enabled the release of hostages captured by pirates in Somalia, whilst our neutered seamen would choose to weep at the loss of their ipods in disputed Middle Eastern waters.
Is that what this once great nation has become?
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Donkeys lead by a coward.
We're fucked.
* Can help homeowners and would-be buyers
Traditionally when there are two things in contradiction, one can be taken as true and the other as false. With Brown nothing is true, and so nothing is false. He words are like cardboard, only produced to fill a void or surround a product in shipment. He's the foldaway Prime Minister.
This is what you get when you promote a person beyond their mental capacity! The EU is full of people in positions way beyond what they should be doing and the UK is no different.
What we are seeing is a veritable chimps tea party, by which I mean that it looks like a tea party on the surface but it quickly becomes apparent that the chimps are just going through the motions and have no real idea of what to do and it always ends up a complete mess!
The demise and fall of a nation is what we are seeing and its painful and heartbreaking to watch.
Didn't need Ken Livingstone; needs Ken Livingstone
Gay gordon certainly understands the uncertainty principle and uses it on everything.
I do like the idea of snotty in a box with a poison gas capsule.
All the papers seem to have turned on him now they have finally seen what we have all seen for years...the mans just shit!
Even the guardianistas are turning against him....
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/12/labour.gordonbrown1
Even Polly is squawking!
Anyway, good news for Our Great Leader, the Today Programme has just (pre-8am, Sat) broadcast a very soft piece by his unofficial PR man, Nick Robinson. Shame on them.
Maybe all that nose raking was an attempt to create a superstring.
He is, for sure, the Uncertainty Premier with a cabinet full of Bozos and Paeons moving round in circles at high speed crashing into each other while absorbing huge amounts of energy and resources.
Not forgetting.
Not holding an election that he was going to hold because he would have won it.
Holding the Olympic Torch handover in Downing Street but not actually holding the Olympic torch.
and
Making the poor better off by taxing them more.
I am the Prime Minister.
I am not the Prime Minister.
Does that count? Never mind, it'll be true soon enough.
There is a better book that explains this concept:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/1984-Nineteen-Eighty-Four-George-Orwell/dp/014027877X
Except that the author, not being familiar with the superposition of states, calls it "Doublethink"
Anyway, sticking to the quantum theme, it is clear through observation that BBC journalists are unable to collapse the PM wavefunction, probably because they are not sentient. It appears that only an election will do.
Being gay and also straight?
Keep it up Guido. More of this and "snot gobbling" and (don't mention the illegals).
Gordon goes from strength to strength !
Who can forget his appearance on "American Idol" pledging £100 Million of our money for mosquito nets ! or
that moment captured live for millions around the world when a British Prime Minister stands outside No 10 Downing Street as several Chinese 'Goons' in blue and white track suits push and order the "Supreme Leader" where to stand and what to do !
And now - Gordon's dire warning to Mugabe and Zimbabwe regarding the election results there. I bet "Uncle Bob" is shaking not with fear but laughter.
I thought that we'd seen some pretty dire Prime Minister's over the years but Gordon must be one of the worst.
To amend/borrow a phrase from Norman Lamont
" In government;Indecision;
Incompetent;In denial;and most certainly, most definitely NOT in power !"
This has got to be the Government of a Thousand Cock-Ups !(no pun intended)
He's lost Scotland as well. He's gay, but straight. Like a fart in a swimsuit, he's always looking for an escape route, but never quite finds one. Fucking brain-dead ptece of fife shit.
Fucking delicious!
Another couple of properties:
To be ritually humiliated by the Chinese - or not;
To be ignored by Africa over Zimbabwe - or not (this depends on whether they can con more money out of Bean).
As mentioned by dr random @ 8:25
An election will collapse Brown's wavefunction to produce a big fat zero (nothing - empty space - a complete vacuum). Bean knows this, that's why he has avoided elections all his life.
brown has no mind of his own, he does what he's told.
his washington masters are making him look like a right cunt!
Yesterday, lefties Mathew Norman and Polly Toynbe told us the wheels had come off the NuLab wagon.
Today, in the Guardian, Martin kettle tells us Gordon should go - ASAP.
Not wayward, just a coward
Not on sitting the fence
But somewhere in between
The eponymous Erwin has a famous equation, the right hand side of which is:
= 0
which coincidentally sums up the Brown equation.
The left hand sides are completely different.
One describes the bizarre orbits of weird, wholly negative entities, which ought to remain solitary because they are so repulsive but when spin is applied give the appearance of being able to associate with others.
And the other is...
There is something in this quantum politics - when we look at the universe from our scale and frame of reference it seems full of substance and action, but when you look at it at the atomic level it consists of mainly fuck all. The same could be applied to Broon, his government and the Labour Party.
Gordon just needs another relaunch ... reinventing himself as Frankie Howard. Britain loves its gays. Shut that door Mr Speaker!
I find this so apt for our Gordon
Numb nuts gordon
Perhaps he should join the Lib Dems ?
I believe it's called 'triangulation'`: the political uncertainly principle derived from Hegelian dialectic. Or even Platonic dialogue. Either way, the outcome's the same: ditch the moral compass and follow the wind.
He also exhibits the Heisenberg uncertainty principle in that you cannot simultaneously know where he is as well as the direction he is going.
Anonymous [7.31]
Interesting piece - is there any journalist on The Guardian that hasn't turned against Gordon this week?...
Some of the subsequent posts are incredible - I never thought I'd see such anti-NuLab sentiments in the Grauniad - one even pleads for NuLab to ensure Cameron wins in 2010, because they don't have a clue how to put things right themselves...
Einstein famously said that "God does not play dice" - that is, there is no such thing as Quantum Mechanics. God, feeling slighly miffed that somebody was trying to put a limit on what he could do, had a word with his mate the Devil.
The Devil replied: "Lo, let Gordon be!" And so infinite indecision was relaunched - yet again.
gordon is definitely travelling at the speed of shite=quickest route to election defeat.
Can somebody at CERN invite mctwat to visit please?
it' s 100metres underground with 27 kilometres of tunnels.
Hopefully he will get lost and disappear from existence forever.
This comment at CommentIsFree says it all about Labour:-
No, the best thing to do is to let the Tories get back and suffer the approbrium [sic] for the medicine required to get us out of the mess we're in (remember Mrs. Thatcher) and then get back when, inevitably, they have solved the problems and the people feel the need for a change of government. Then bugger the whole thing up again with madcap spending and incompetent government.
(http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/12/labour.gordonbrown1)
That is precisely what Labour has always done.
PM McTwat is clinically depressed. Alone in his bunker cut off from his Party and the public his morbid imagination projects repeated images of Kinnock. His worst nightmare. He wanders off to the bathroom, opens the cupboard and bottle and swallows another 100mg Lofepramine. He has had his day's quota and it is only 0800. Its going to be a long day.Its going to be a long summer. Hopefully some merciful Cabinet Minister will end the misery quickly. He feels the imaginery blade enter the solar plexus with some relief. His last words "Et tu Jack".
Gordon's clinical depression must be mutating into an infectious strain.
Just the very thought of him makes the thinker depressed.
Boris Johnson website hacked by apparent Green Party members
www.boris-johnson.com
10.03
"He's gay, but straight. Like a fart in a swimsuit"
fucking poetry. man's fucking fantastic!
Perhaps Bean is an object that has quantum mechanically tunneled from another Universe in the Multiverse. That Universe is now heaving a long collective sigh of relief.
It's all part of a general physics law known as the "Conservation of Crap", so what we have here others don't have - unless we send the bugger back...
11:54 AM
Will do, bofl. We've never put a complete fucking twat into the particle accelerator before - such an experiment could produce very exciting results indeed. This would certainly constitute ground-breaking research. It could initiate a whole new program of atomic research. We could even qualify for a nice new grant from the EC. Oooh. I need to go for a pee.
They are just not very good.
Imagine a creature wearing fish-net tights and a fish-net kilt and a wee fish-net sporran plus a tam-o-shanter and a mosquito net.
Does it no sound familiar?
During WW11 Hitler tried to kill me on thousands of occasions. I hated him, and still do.
Imagine how I feel upon realising that I hate the Prime Monster by default even more...
If I were 80 years younger I would emigrate.
He has no gravitas because Gordon Brown's universe exists in eleven dimensions. And he is shit in every one of them...
herr professor splatsch,
My learned friend, regarding your proposals. I also am of the opinion that this is a viable investigation. However, I am somewhat worried that living tissue could present certain problems and I am rather concerned that, during the acceleration run, the subject could start to fart, wank or pick its nasal cavern - thus distorting the data for future generations. My own humble proposition, should it meet with your approval, is to lure the subject into our Green Museum where we keep our treasured collection of famous and historic bogeys from the corners of the planet, it is truly the envy of the world. I think the subject will be particularly fascinated by the specimen we extracted from Mrs Thatcher whilst under general anaesthetic for her last op. Once subject is well and truly engrossed in said former british prime-ministerial snot-glob, I volunteer to sneak up behind subject and brutally club it to death with my prize plutonium alloy alpine horn. In your pre-eminent position as senior investigator, I will duly allow you the honour of stripping the corpse of any precious bogies, of course. What are your feelings on this?
PS: How was the pee?
herr doktor quark,
I thank you kindly for your thoughtful imput, being most appreciative of your evident respect for the extreme import of the matter at hand, and I look forward greatly to collaborating with you on this momentous project.
Love and XXXXs
Splatsch
PS: My pee was an extremely lurid green colour, with an almost phosphorescent glint (to my woefully untrained eye). I believe this may well prove to be a consequence of the consumption of the genetically mutated cabbages which my former colleagues at Sellafield sent me for my birthday. Naturally, I took the precaution of sending through the tunnel for one almighty wham bang collision before, getting Frau Splatsch to wash it, shake it and serve it for afternoon tea as an attractive salad - may I report that her presentation was absolutely wunderbar, my friend, in fact I would say that the leaves almost seemed to glow. You will be pleased to know that I have collected a sample of my resulting pee and you will find it top right in our lab fridge, next to the eggs (fresh from chernobyl).
Good Herr Doktor Spatssh,
Many thanks for your introspective missive. Can't wait to complete through examinations of aforementioned pee sample. Grateful if when crap sample comes through please to place other side of eggs to avoid unfortunate confusions. Would also be very happy if you could spare me a few moments on monday morning and cast your learned eye over my latest blueprint for environmentally sensitive wind-up PC. Very excited! Solch eine sehr spannende Entwicklung, nicht wahr!!
Most affectionately yours
Quark
For change and (yet) for continuity.
And PS to the fellow with all the f***s - your posts are f***ing boring.
Well I for one would like to thank Mr. Gordon Brown and his Government Of The Ladies for, once again, dealing with my confusion about alcohol intake. Apparently, if I consume a larger glass of wine ( rather than a smaller one ), this will mean that I will consume more alcohol.
Golly, thank you HMG, what a confused old bunny I must have been.
Matronising twats.
Hey Guido, what about the Met Police going to "tag" all their officers ( including Undercover ) for their health'n'safety ?
Poor old bucket bum brown, nobody loves him even polly has moved on,it would be a shame but he so fuckin deserves it.
Now you know how blair felt when you betrayed him! hows it feel fuckwit? he got out in time and is making a packet and you cant even get polly to put a peg on her nose anymore.
crawl back to jockishland and prepare for a lifetime of criticism for being the worst PM in history and the man who killed the labour party.
Claus von Stauffenberg where are you when your country needs you?
Zimbabwe leader Robert Mugabe has called Prime Minister Gordon Brown "a little tiny dot on this world".
You would have thought they have much in common, both unelected and hanging on to power while the country goes to the dogs.
Surely, to echo Terry Pratchett's concept of Schrodinger's Principle, there is an alternative in that Brown is either:
1) alive
2) dead
3) sitting inside the box picking his nose
I wish I could give a link to Peter Brooke's cartoon in today's Times.
It has a naked, obese Brown sprawled on a sofa, as the fat woman does in the Lucien Freud painting.
The caption reads:
BENEFITS SUPERVISER SLEEPING
(While the economy goes down the pan)
herr professor splatsch,
Just a thought. In the name of fully comprehensive scientific study, would Frau Splatsch mind awfully if you could provide me with a spunk sample tonight. Added to the piss sample and the shit sample, I would then have a full house so-to-speak. So as not to put you to any inconvenience, I am perfectly willing to sit at the bottom of your bed tonight and wait for the two of you to manufacture a nice frech shot.
In eager anticipation your early response
Prof. Quark (BA, MA Phd. etc wankab.)
Mugabe has just described Gordon Brown as "A tiny little dot on this world".
You're not going to take that lying down are you Gordon?
Well I suppose tou take much else lying down....
@that'snews 12.09
The ideal title for his unofficial biography would be:
"Gordon Brown: Man or weathercock?"
Weathercunt, more like.
He's Scotch and not Scotch (Gazza's goal etc).
Spot the evidence for my theory that Bliar sold his soul to the Devil at Oxford. How else could such a non-entity have enjoyed such success?
Blair 'pockets £240,000 for 90-minute speech to businessmen in Barcelona'
Tony Blair earned up to £240,000 for making a 90-minute speech to businessmen in Spain, it was claimed last night. The former Prime Minister addressed an audience of the country's 2,000 leading entrepreneurs in Barcelona earlier this week.
Organisers paid him between £160,000 and £240,000, according to the respected Spanish newspaper El Pais - equivalent to up to £2,666 a minute. Among the topics Mr Blair covered were Europe, climate change, terrorism and energy. He also defended his decision to invade Iraq.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559140&in_page_id=1770
has wife & kids...is gay
come on guido get a grip. this is the weekend that the snotgobblers reputation collapsed and you cant be arsed to post anything. are you out with mrs dale>??
To Anon 5.30, and anyone else who can't do links. Apologies for boring those who can.
Today's Peter Brookes cartoon is here, and you write this link, in one line without spaces, like this -- EXCEPT that, to disable the link, I have written it with curly brackets. You should replace all four with corner brackets (shifted , and . on a UK keyboard) to make the link work. Any word or sentence can be substituted for 'here'.
{A HREF="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/cartoon/"}here{/A}
Hope this works; you never know till you've sent the comment.
His dullness is probably his best quality. I violently hate this scottish dwarf.
I get the feeling Polly Toynbee was implying Gordon was something far more insulting than a weathervane.
I know I am behind the times but I have just seen GB's appearance on 'Idol'. Something very worthy about saving lives in Africa. If I were a Labour MP in a marginal I would be in despair. He just looks so fucking wierd. This man represents me!
Is this as good as it gets? For Gordon it is over and I suspect a few Labour MPs will join him. Actually very sad. Where now for politics?
Matthew Dreariness Made Flesh Parris is off again, doing his owner's bidding and in Blair sentences rubbishing Nancy-Wu Brown. Mr Murdoch must have decided it's time for a change; good of old Rupert, Ms Bruiser Wade, Mr Parris and fiercely independent journalist "Sir" Peter Jenkins to take an interest, good of Mr Murdoch to let us vote, really, and Matthew, as ever, has Murdoch-approved democracy's foreskin firmly between his teeth and he's not letting go until he's told us what's wrong with Nancy Wu.
In today's Murdoch Times, in a list as long as your arm of Nancy-Wu's failings - none of which trouble Matthew and none of which include Nancy-Wu's curious sexuality and disgusting personal habits - Matthew finds the gravest sin not to be, just for instance, the bloodbathing festivals in Iraq and Afghanistan, the catastrophic mismanaging of the economy in favour of greedybastard bankers; the charitable giving away of the nation's gold and the confiscation of it's pensions; the prairie fire of unparalleled corruption among the so-called honourable members nor even the BlairBrown failures in health, housing, transport, crime, farming, fishing, education and indeed almost everything which one might reasonably expect a government to improve upon, after eleven years of taxing our bollocks off.
Nor yet, even, is it Nancy-Wu's self-protective appointment to cabinet of calamitously incompetent, caterwauling fuckwits like the witches Flint, Blears and the grim and ghastly Treasury lesbians; of the impossibly freakish, cross-eyed, workshy Milliband wonks, all at sea on an ocean of wholly unmerited responsibility; or his failure to oust poisonous necromancers like Jack Torture Straw, the winsome, self-flagellating Ruth Man Kelly and the unspeakable, cowardly, worthless piece of shit, Bob Yes, Jeremy, I Am A Cunt Ainsworth; no, Matthew is untroubled by Pandemonium, Mayhem, Deception, Brutishness and Blackmail swirling around a delusional, gibbering, snot-eating, presbyterian freak guided by his dead father's voice and a rusty moral compass.
It's not the sight of the prime minister of the United Kingdom kow-towing to chink thugs in his own Downing Street frontyard which disturbs the Parris amour propre; Matthew is troubled, seriously troubled that Nancy-Wu doesn't have a Big Idea.
The prime minister of the United Kingdom is demonstrably in need of profound psychiatric care and in one less obnoxiously and catastrophically ambitious his plight would be pathetic but over-reached, ham-strung and dumbfounded by reality, his fetid careerism, his practiced bombast, his masquerades and his rank, impertinent hypocrisy lay low not merely his own being but the entire nation. HMS United Kingdom, a ship of Fools.
The ruinous feud that is his party deserves the fiercest damnation of the poor, the rage of the sick and dying and the hot contempt of such of our youth that they have not corrupted by example - Hain, Prescott, Mandelson, Blair, Blunkett, Robinson, Clarke, Cunningham, Milburn, Martin et al ad infinitum; crooks, thieves, cheats, liars, blackmailers, ponces, pimps and whores - and the whole, horrible thieving Westminster shithole of career politicians and their stooge journalists requires a cleansing blowtorch up its well-trousered arse. All, though, muses Matthew, might be redeemed, made fresh and wholesome if only Brown might, from the very arse of Heaven itself soundbite a Big Idea into being. If only professional journalists had a more viable, Big Idea-driven government cock to suck. Aye, Matthew, right; rave on.
In the absence of same, years behind the bloggers, the bien pensant twitterati, Parris, claims, belatedly, that Emperor Brown has no clothes. Matthew knew it all along, mind; he and only he, it seems, saw flaws where others viewed prudent competence; detected charlatanry where others gasped at genius and now, exultantly, hints, Jesus wept, at what ordinary people have been saying for years. The bloke in the 'pub a far more astute observer of this train wreck of a government than any hack whoring for Murdoch.
On a weekend when vicious union punk, Alan Johnson, defends the nation's servility to China's secret police and the criminality of the attorney general; when Glasgow Des Browne dismisses passionate, righteous criticism from the courts and from Tommies' families as "outdated" and thus irrelevant even the Gods would puke.
Parris's conversion to Fawkesian order-orderism, therefore - belated, purple, self-serving, precious and incomplete as it is - nevertheless remains welcome. The national problem, though,is not one simply of a poor, maddened, gay jock, out of his depth, but also of a compliant and culpable, mainstream, deadtree press; fawning, collusive and corrupt; Kneepads White and Toilets Maguire fumbling and stuttering to explain away an avalanche of military, political, judicial, economic and constitutional disasters, all entirely attributable to the man with no nails.
Old mother Toynbee, now, too, sits knitting 'neath the tumbril, mascara tears running down her ashen face, a lifetime of champagne socialist hypocrisy laid bare; what a repellent gang of slimeballs is the UK quality press.
Parris, the droning, sanctimonious, querulous voice of the former MP, of the Times and the BBC should set aside his wretched, ludicrous, faux-journalistique pomposity, put his country before his employer, call a spade a spade and join in the People's tumult: Come out, Gordon; up against the wall, motherfucker.
love from stanislav
He must be practising being a "little tiny dot"......................
Stan is the man once again.
One small problem with brown up against a wall his trousers would be round his ankles and that "smile" would be on them big blubbery lips.
Q does gordon claim expenses for his completely detached(from reality) closet.
I still haven't recovered from hearing Nick Robinson give an Andrew Marr style sycophantic recitation of a press release from inside the Bunker on the Today programme this morning. NR should be ashamed of himself.
Fergus
He's a "big beast" and a "tiny dot".
I have a massive crush on Stanislav
Hear, hear, Stanislav! But learn the bloody difference between "its" (possessive of it) and "it's" (contracted form of "it is/has"). Or people will think you were educated in the UK.
stan
your greatest ever post. i am humbled by your eloquence. the truth really does hurt.
love
steve
Stanislav:
"… the charitable giving away of the nation's gold and the confiscation of it's pensions
That errant apostrophe is unworthy of you.
"This image's head was of fine gold ... his feet ... part of clay."
FUCKING BRILLIANT!!!!
Sky paper report is saying that Ed Balls' will take over from Brown " Soon". That's Labour done and gone for at least a decade then.
Stanislav....brilliant!
tachybaptus
Thanks for the link - I'm sure it's much appreciated by fellow (technologically challenged) bloggers who are interested in any stuff that makes Brown look a mug.
Stanislav, you capitalist twat @ 9:21 PM, April 12, 2008;
Please tell me when your 10th birthday is, so I can send you a present.
ps - I'll need your fucking address.
Lay off Gordon, chaps. I'd like to see him fight the next election because he will be lucky to win more seats than Michael Foot. He is the worst leader any political party could have, even that horrid Griffin man is a higher form of life than Brown.
Let us see this man face the electorate, as he deserves. After all, he believed he had a divine right to become PM without an election. Let us see what the British people think of him; we should not encourage Labour to replace him. He deserves judgement, and we should not be the architects of Labour's revival.
We, the electorate, will reject Brown. Rejoice in that.
Tapestry - well said. And, Cassandra, yes. And they did it to themselves. There was no war. But they surrendered anyway.
thick as thieves
"gordon is travelling at the speed of shite"
using E=Mc2
election = mass (electorate)* speed of shite squared .
using this formulae i can confidently predict that gordon brown will not be the next PM .
i think this is the weekend that the press has called his number , hes had his six clear months in office to show us all that his coupe was worth it and instead we all now believe that nu labour have played some sort of horrible deception .
basically hes done for now , my local lab councillor , starts wanting to change the subject , as hes been getting electorial ear ache and hes considering going independent.
keep an eye on major planning apps i hear they are getting forced through for cash kick backs the idea being they are fucked so might as well get some cash .
darling is now going off party line , so hes not in favour , and ed is still top choice within (future leadership risk horizon speak)despite straws more middle approach . but johnson and millibands are waiting to see how ken does before moving on ed.
if charles clark pulls a move he will be in for tough battle ,which will probely lead to ed .
all labour strategies are now high risk , but they dont want too much trouble until after london election , bunker is getting a bit nasty now out of meetings , most decisons are suffered rather than discussed , peter carter is now spy in chief and , meetings are occuring on pr. class war is being tried to try and gain some ground but it causes more vote loss. vote loss in middle class now most worrying due to them getting taxed and house price adjustment (ah hem)to get labour out of shit .
considering green lighting cash point charges to boost corp tax revenues.
its a gordon brown/nu labour designer mess , and if he doesnt do it , it will be done for him
(GordonBrowian Motion=http://www.ms.uky.edu/~mai/java/stat/brmo.html)
Just trying that link thing.
Gordon's Big Idea is to do whatever the EU tells him to do.
Sign and Ratify Lisbon. Check.
Promote newly empowered IMF. Check.
Get rid of your swastika. Check....(although he still likes to keep a copy handy to inspire great thoughts for the future. He's written the book on courage, eliminated the democratic institutions of his country. Tomorrow will inevitably belong to Gordon).
Appear On American Idol. Check.
Travel to America to Promote IMF and back Clinton. Obama must be stopped. Check.
A new YouGov poll for the Sunday Times puts the Tories at 44% the second highest share in any poll since the Thatcher years. The headline with figures the changes on the last survey from the pollster a fortnight ago are:- CON 44%(+1),: LAB 28%(-1): LD 17%(nc).
This poll equals that which Tony Blair got in his landslide victory in May 1997.
and that 10p tax theft just before the local elections looks pretty damn stupid for snotty (master tactician).Will someone open his box and collapse his wave form please.
"12:21 AM, April 12, 2008"
Thanks for that, spookily enough I was listening to 'Killing in the Name Of' by Rage Against The Machine* when I read that.
* spelled out in case youse haven't heard it.
Obviously as a proper working class person in his 50's who remembers how things used to pretend to be, I totally disapprove of swearing.
Nevertheless someone should tell Gordian the slipknot to Fuck The Fuck Off.
Word verification: fcofwd
Quantum politics as practised by most politicians is cogently put in http://www.sundayherald.com/oped/opinion/display.var.2192876.0.0.php
It was pathetic listening to the dork on the radio this morning offering to host a Darfur Conference. like he's a big player or something. Bob's spot on here. that's what he is - a dot of snot.
He should have been a missionary, that's what the idiot is really, then with any luck the natives he loves so much would have chopped him up - or put him in the cooking pot.
I'd love to slice up the bastard with my 1797 issue cavalry sabre, a weapon so fearsome that the French actually called for its banning on grounds of inhumanity, or somesuch whining.
Of course in those happy days we made light of such drivelling.
Stanislav (9.21)-
Sheer barbed-wire poetry.
R
....and heres another example of Godo's dithering and raises again the question "just where did you buy that moral compass"? He only plans to renege on his personal pledge to ban cluster bombs after pressure from the Ministry of Defence. Enough said.
Par excellance Stanislav!
stan, Matthew Parris will be publicly outing Gay Gordon soon. I have it on the most reliable authority.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3j9VjVlk_8
Darling bottles out of Bloomberg interview
Ken Leavingsoon how cool is that.
Is time draw near in best of good new year to come and stop for good and long time all this fucking apostrophe shit. Stanislav know exactly where is to put apostrophe's. Go down in Inverness' Poly at night and learn off resident Scotch English teacher. Also read favourite book in bed off Lady Sir Ernest Gowers - in complete plain apostrophes'.
Is very simple, even for unspeakable pretentious cunt who write shit over on order-order. Here is final explanation of apostrophe dilemma and come from StanislavsNoShitEnglishTeachedToRefugeeMigrant&AsylumSeekerULikeLtd.
Where is s at end of word, is apostrophe. Is fucking simple : tomatoe's, potatoe's. plum's, tosser's. wanker's and fucking imbecile's. Apostrophe sometimes means ownership of stuff, as in - these is my fucking tomatoe's and not belong to no other fuckers'. Is obvious, innit, every s an apostrophe need's . Sometimes', though, and here is fucking tricky, is apostrophe go down back of s and other times's is go up front of s; sometime's, mates, and fuck me is really complicated, can put apostrophe right up fucking front of word whether is s or is no fucking s but mean actually that word was originally, in old English maybe, spell with s up front, like sphone or sfridge or sphoto or sbus, 'bus, mates, was originally somnibus only get shortened up. Anytime we see an apostrophe but no s means that word is reduced by omission of useless letter - 'pram, therefore, originally was sperambulator, or, plural, sperambulator's. In these case apostrophe means something is not there, so, and, fuck me, not make this up, instead of put original letter, put in fucking overhead squiggle, not mean nothing only cause fucking war ( - Is apostrophe here? No, is fucking here. No is over here. No is no fucking apostrophe. Is fucking pluralise, innit. Not need no fucking apostrophe. I'll fucking kill you, you fucking misaposrophising barbarian ignoramaus. You dont' deserve to fucking live. Never mind express fucking opinion on shit.)
Imagine you in Warsaw is come and go down Acadamy and learn Polish and get bollocking for not knowing is whole other sub set of language, take perfectly good couple of word like do not and then squash up together and dump o and replace with with fucking meaningless squiggle and then you get told by some cunt Oi ! can't understand squiggle-use, is off down fucking shipyard for you, matey. You is good for fuck all. Opinion not matter a fuck. Go on, fuck off outa here. Nobody care what you think. Fucking apostrophe abuser. Hanging too fucking good for you mate.
So there. All straighten out. See s and put apostrophe, in front, in back, before s, after s, just shove one anywhere; sometimes is best in front of whole word, make a nice change, eh. Or, best of all, is fucking abolish apostrophe, only get poor bastard confused as fuck, innit.
As for pretentious grammarfascist prat who dismiss whole life of other citizen because of inappropriate apostrophe nonsense; well, he is one-man regiment of cunt's or cunts' ; etiquette, you see, is about locking out, humiliating supposed inferior, etiquette, especially grammar etiquette, is vulgar as shit; manners, au contraire, as any true belle lettriste knows, is different, means welcome, come in and have nice day, although subtext is, here we don't piss in the sink. Dismiss someone for misuse of apostrophe is not just bad manners, is down in bilges of human behaviour. But best of all is that bloke like this has nothing to say about fuck all anyway, only bitch and chide and tut-fucking-tut. Can't even do fucking insult. Is maybe cabinet minister, TonyMcNutter, Bob (God But I Am A Useless Fucking Bastard Ainsworth. Better not come on here, talk about apostrophe shit, get smack in fucking chop's.
Reproduced without Stanislav's permission but I hope he won't mind.
Fucking tedious, if you could be half as funny you would be welcome. Instead you are the proverbial turd in the swimming pool.
@tachybaptus
Many thanks for info on links - always like advice and always wants to improve. Just hope it works OK!
Gordo annoyed at being {A HREF="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/politics/brown-patience-wearing-thin-over-refusal-to-release-results-808163.html"}out-dithered.{/A}
@ stanislav
Bravo Bravo Bravo Bravo.