Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View
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Labour Suicidally Corrupt - Peter Oborne
LibDems to Unilaterally Disclose Expenses - LibDem Voice
Tory MP Puts Mistress on the Payroll - Recess Monkey
Think Tank Round-Up - Cassilis
Deputy Mayor Denies Sex Scandal Claims - BBC
Rush Limbaugh Signs $400m Contract - Fox News
Scotland Yard Hand Hain File to CPS - BBC
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30 comments:
Who is the person taking the mouth wash meant to be?
Brown.
Got to say Richandmark's "Fuck Boris for a grottier London" campaign is a lot more convincing.
http://www.fuckboris.co.uk/
The explanatory caption appears to be missing this week.
Despite what this image may imply, Gordon IS NOT GAY! (According to Gordon.)
8 months on and we still have no idea what his policies are , all we have had is review this , report for this etc.
why is it that child poverty report which is published annually in march , still hasnt been published ??
come on gordon just tell us why we should vote for your lying incompetant party .
should have taken the early election and given us the lisbon treaty vote .
Your momma
Anonymous said... Who is the person taking the mouth wash meant to be?
Is it Prescott?
I bet this is what Mandy's prick tastes like!
Its the great Feartie fa Fife, the one and only Vicky Pollard-Brown.
"10p tax Prime Minister. Did you plan to rob the poor and pay the rich?"
"Yehbut,nobut,yehbut,nobut. it was that slag Alice Darlin what done it. I was round the back of the bike sheds with that gorgus Peter Mandelson."
http://bp3.blogger.com/_DxztunIqm_w/RwvBRaDt8HI/AAAAAAAAAOE/Bz3Y1EmVnG4/s1600-h/Gordon_Brown_in_a_nappy_on_rocking_horse.jpg
"His reference to hobby horses and marginal issues appeared to allude to Mr Brown’s attempts to follow the agenda of mid-market newspapers"
Hmm toy horses what could he mean.
Brown is too fresh faced in the cartoon. Where's his 5 o'clock shadow and haggard appearance ?
Tony Blair regarded Gordon Brown as a liar
Gordon was friendly, at least until I explained my mission. "Make up with Peter?" he hissed in an angry whisper. Then as his voice gradually rose from dispatch box volume to a near shout, he exclaimed: "Peter? He's been going round telling everyone I am gay and I am not gay!"
Doesn't taste as salty as Ed's!
Tony Blair: "Gordon Brown is a liar"
Gordon Brown "I AM NOT GAY!"
Lord Levy "Blair was only in politics for himself"
Lord Levy "Apparently the Pope has Catholic tendencies"
Prezza "Does that mean my bulimia story has failed to divert media attention?"
Late news "Chickens have been found coming home to roost"
Heard Robbo musing on Today as to whether this is just a predictable blip or something more significant.
Of course this is a reasonable comment - I suspect short term sentiment pushes all of us who care towards assuming it’s the later scenario. But what if we are wrong?
Life can be strange – Gordon could get through this and come out the other side stronger for it - god help us!
Are we all being swept along with ‘group think’?
Yes of course he is a disgrace and yes of course in principle he and his cronies should be thrown out – but how exactly is that going to happen?
Or maybe it suits us that he stays?
Personally I can't afford any more Gordon.
Cameron appears on Happy Talk Telly, interviewed by Sally Smedley
"Good morning Mr Cameron, thank you for coming in."
"Good morning Ms Smedley, but don't thank me, just call me Dave."
(titter) "Call me Sally."
"Sally, Sally, what a pretty name."
"I'm not just a pretty face, you know, I'm a political journalist, me."
"Of course you are, and a very perceptive one too, never mind what that swine Neil Midgley said. That was a terribly difficult question you asked me."
"Did I? I did."
"Yes, you were putting me right on the spot about social policy."
"Right. (leans in towards Dave, putting her eye line slightly below his). People are worried about their money and they are worried about crime. What are you going to do about it, eh, eh, tell me that Mr Smoothie-chops."
"I'm going to listen to you very hard indeed, Sally." (frowns slightly, bites lower lip to prevent interruptions, leans in towards Sally and stares intently at her mouth.)
"Phew it's hot in this studio today. (fiddling with bow on repressive Victoriana blouse). Poverty. That's it, you opposed the mimimum wage. Bastard."
"You could not be more right, Sally. We've accepted the mimimum wage has been a success. I'm still not looking at your breasts, I'm looking at your mouth and eyes. Your turn."
"Tax credits. Tax. You want to tax the poor."
"We introduced the first tax credit. The government are taxing the poor. You are a very perceptive political interviewer. We are going to deal with the causes of poverty. (dog whistle to core voters) We have to make sure the benefits are going to the right people."
"Yes, yes, god, yes, we are all worried about benefits scroungers"
"Mmm, does that feel good? You are a very bad girl, you used the S word. I'll go further, there's more you know. The causes of poverty, we know what they are, YOU know what they are. Drugs. Family breakdown. your ex-wife/husband/whatnot was an utter bastard, I completely understand that."
"Tell me more, tell me more"
"We intend to push very hard on this"
"Help me I'm melting."
(floor manager throws bucket of water over sofa to put out smouldering cushion)
"Well, thank you for coming in."
"The pleasure was all mine. You are very fair. I bet you are fair all over"
"You speak very well"
(Interuption from the far end of the sofa, the male presenter leans forward, but with his back straight thus putting his eye-line above Cameron's)
"If only you spoke as well as your wife spoke very well at the weekend. You know, the brunette, you are married, remember, pal?"
"Yes, my wife's got a silver tongue." (laughs, leans back.)
"You heard the lady, (raises arm and makes pushing gesture with right hand) back off, chum, I used to be a tennis pro, me, I could bat you straight through the bloody sofa if I wanted, and I will if you don't shut yer face."
“Chill dude, we completely forgot about your existence, that’s all. It’s cool. It’s not like I’m Boris Flash-Heart. You wanna make something of it?”
(Smedley, faint with ecstasy)
“Boys, boys, no fighting”
Cut to commercial break.
That interview again.
It looks like a young Dennis Healy -does anyone else remember him or is everyone on this site 12?
So, Blair said Brown is a liar and Mandelsen said he is Gay. The experts have spoken.
According to this morning's Times, Brown has been criticised for 'jumping on passing hobby horses'.
I thought it was rocking horses?
mutleythedog said...
'It looks like a young Dennis Healy -does anyone else remember him or is everyone on this site 12?'
Obviously you're not you old bastard!
Gorging Gorgon, sapping all our money, so that we cannot afford to go to the Polls.
aw but the cartoon left out the price we have to pay for those empty promises...pity that
Not appearing live and unscripted on Happy Talk TV, Newsnight, GM TV, Breakfast TV or BBC 5live Radio - Gordon Broon.
Not appearing (in our lifetimes) with Sally Smedley, Jeremy Paxman, John Humphries, James Naughtie, Victoria Darbyshire, Peter Jones - McBroon.
Well, Mutleythedog, I remember Dennis Healy. He was OK as Minister for Defence. He understood soldiers having risen to the rank of Major. (Unlike the present lot who have been so indoctrinated by clapped out CND thinking and class hatred to condemn "Our Boys" instead of their political masters.)
Sadly, Dennis wasn't so hot in other roles. Would he have made a better PM than Gordon? Possibly, but remember he was also a "flirter with communism" when he was at Oxbridge in the thirties. Sadly,for Labour, Dennis was sidelined by the members and should have been in place instead of Michael Foot. I heard Foot speak on a number of occasions in the seventies. What a plonker! Why is it that these people of "towering intellect" wind up in positions of power, when they cannot be trusted to run a booze up in a brewery.
Anyway what is Gordon going to do about this Grangemouth business? He cannot be seen to be involved and the only bloke who could go and knock heads together has retired to the country to eat pies and puke them up. The owners of Grangemouth might even sack the lot and bring in Polish refinery workers on short term contracts.
boris 11% ahead..... hurrah. goodbye you socialist scum!!
In an interview with the biased BBC today Gordon Brown said "I'm going to concentrate on the job ahead, on the priorities that matter for the British people and not on gossip or rumour."
Gossip and rumour - is he making an oblique reference to this site ?
I'm really going to have to stop looking at these cartoons before Monday's classes. The torrents of laugh-piss I douse myself with makes for very uncomfortable day. Stop sharing them with us, Guido. It's killing me.
I prefer this
http://www.howies.co.uk/product.php/1269/7/
a very sub-prime minister we have
peaky
My favourite an interview with the PM
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2008/04/gordon-blames-america.html
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