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Monday, April 7, 2008

Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brown reminds me of Violet Elizabeth Bott

"I'll thcream and thcream 'till I'm thick — I can, you know"

Alan Douglas said...

Poor Braun, the embarrassment of riches on the Labour benches to fill all those upcoming ministerial vacancies, my goodness, how will he decide which deserving robots to choose ?

All this would be SOOO funny if it were not for the UK suffering their serial and parallel incompetence.

Alan Douglas

Anonymous said...

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TREVOR KAVANAGH is giving Brown a good kicking this morning and quite rightly too.

After barely ten months as boss, Gordon Brown’s authority as Prime Minister is being questioned.

It is well worth reading the above Link as KAVANAGH's take on Brown is all the more effective for being absolutely TRUE.

Anonymous said...

Apologies, my Link to Kavanagh above has an error here is the correct
LINK

Ed said...

Is this Brown's "put up or shut up" moment?

This is bliss to watch.

maguires love bitch said...

Should be the GOONFATHER!!

Anonymous said...

Is that Marlon Brando?

you can't polish a turd said...

They missed the orange/brown shitstain off Browns forehead.

Anonymous said...

A comedy of errors. Methinks Straw ought to have a 'lean and hungry look'. Even so,Caesar was streets better than Mr Bean.

Charlotte Corday said...

I just followed the link to Ben Brogan in "The Mail" and the pics of Gordon with the Olympic torch apparently setting his hair alight ("Liar, liar, Hair on fire) are even funnier than the Jobby/Blobby Brown ones over the weekend.

Guido seems to have turned into Cassandra. He does an article listing ten examples of Gordon being a twat and Gordon responds by making an even bigger twat of himself over the weekend.

Please, Guido, can you list ten signs that Gordon is bonkers? Then we might have the men in white coats carrying him off next weekend.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a shitstain, it was where he nutted Peter Hain - some of the orange came off.

M person of no fixed political abode said...

"Show me some respect or I'll wipe snot on your lapel."

so addicted to this site i have started sniffing gunpowder said...

Stick a horses arse in his bed. Mind you, he'd shag it!

Anonymous said...

The main problem for Brown is that he's not terribly intelligent - despite the child prodigy thing, by his early twenties he was just a lecturer at at a polytechnic. That may seem a minor point given all the personality and relationship problems which in any event make him completely unfit for any form of office and cause people to see him, rightly, as a completely despicable , completely irredeemable cunt.

But he's also too thick to see his enemies. Hoon is clearly out to get him after the mauling he suffered at MOD. Milburn and Clarke actively and openly conspire against him and any number of grass root northern mps are openly contemptuous. The atmosphere at the party meeting was better described as poisonous.

And, on top of that, his newly appointed advisors are active Tory moles.

Gordon Brown - fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

Come out you dripping, snivelling, bad-tempered, fatty-ballatti,jowly, smelly halitotic old queen and fuck off.

dirtyeuropeansocialist said...

The PM is the most intelligent PM of the country since WW2. That is fact. Some tories cannot accept that so they project their own stupidity onto him. Grow up tories. Most of you can barely open your mouths without spewing out foul and abusive language, or sick erotic fantiasies based on your latent sexual desires.
10 years of ecnomic growth is pretty impressive for a sco called idiot.
Only paedoes insult I.

Ed said...

DES:

hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah

What's he doing here? said...

Thought DES was banned, due to being a sad troll and making Gary from Stoke look like a fine exponent of rational debate.

Anonymous said...

Worst PM ever.

Brick shithouse said...

Clement Attlee went to University College, Oxford, where he graduated with a Second Class Honours MA in Modern History in 1904.
Anthony Eden (generally ranked among the least successful British Prime Ministers of the 20th century but will presumably ascend the league when Brown is assessed) graduated in Oriental Languages from Christ Church, Oxford. (He was fluent in French, German and Persian and also spoke Russian and Arabic).

Harold Mcmillan attended Balliol College, Oxford, although he only completed two years of his classics degree before the outbreak of the First World War
in which he served with distinction as a captain in the Grenadier Guards and was wounded on three occasions. There is a passing comparison with Brown here on two points

1 Brown has obviously been deeply wounded several times by all the people who say unkind things about him. He was also, obviously, wounded in the scrum to lose his eye, but probably since Brown played second row where he could get his head in between two nice big bums, this would be cause by the great clunking fist of a prop and prefaced by the remark "please desist from inappropriate touching" or perhaps " get your hand off my balls, you fucking queer little cunt"

2 Many believe he has been stabbed several times by various assailants wielding beef bayonets and pork daggers.

Harold Wilson won an exhibition to study Modern History at Jesus College, Oxford. After his first year, he changed his field of study to Philosophy, Politics and Economics. He graduated with an outstanding First Class Bachelor of Arts degree, with alphas on every paper in the final examinations. He also received exceptional testimonials from his tutors, including a comment from one that 'he is, far and away, the ablest man I have taught so far'. He tried for All Souls twice but failed, being the wrong type of cunt.

James Callaghan gained the Senior Oxford Certificate in 1929 but could not afford entrance to university and instead sat the Civil Service Entrance Exam.

Margaret Thatcher read Chemistry at Somerville College, Oxford.

John Major Major left school at sixteen in 1959, with three O-levels: History, English Language, and English Literature. He later gained three more by correspondence course in British Constitution, Mathematics and Economics.

Tony Blair graduated from St John's College Oxford in 1976 with a Second Class Honours BA in Jurisprudence, and subsequently qualified as a barrister.

Fuckwit Brown,Citizen Snotgobbler, graduated from Edinburgh University with First Class Honours MA in 1972, after 5 years studying and stayed on to complete his PhD in 1982, (10 years later!) titled The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918-29. Aptly enough the end of this work presumably contained at least a passing reference to Ramsay Macdonald's second government which collapsed, faced with severe economic problems. This will account for Gordo's sense of deja-vu.The best job he could get with that mediocre lot was to lecture in politics at Glasgow's College of Technology, basically a sixth form college for people to old to stay on at school and too idle to work.

Academic qualifications, of course are no deciding proof of relative intelligence, but they must be at least a guide.However combine them with his other qualities (below) and what is the picture of the man?

Gordon Brown, mediocre academic and:
Snot gobbler
Socially disfunctional
Phone thrower
Rocking horse jockey
closet bum jockey
ugly cunt
lying twat
bad breath
smelly

At least most of the others had attractive feminine wives despite several of them being cuckolded.

So this "most intelligent Prime Minister since the war" looks in my view to be about second from bottom (no pun intended)

Oh I left Churchil out because he was a fucking cunt.

You've guessed - he's a thick cunt!

Anonymous said...

10 years of economic growth fueled by slave labour in china, africa, india. not particularly progressive eh?

quik graph:

price
|
| |s1 |s2
| | |
| | |
| ---/-----/
|
--------------------- output

Edit, graph doesn't appear WISIWIG so imagine a horizontal line that goes vertical at the / .

the difference between s1 and s2 (or our 'low inflation, high growth' "paradigm") is the addition of cheap, nearly slave, labour from the developing world so no wonder we've had economic growth!

how else has it come around with no increase in productivity, skills declining (no plumbers, electricians, engineers)?

New Labour's economic miracle is a miracle of utilitarian capitalism (globally) with state intervention (locally).

FREE TIBERT!

FREE UK!

Anonymous said...

WHO THE FUCK IS TIBERT?

FREE HIM ANYWAY!

Anonymous said...

e's Norman Tibert's best mate - He invented the "On Yer Birke" motto.

red despot spotter said...

ramano prodi: don snotgobbler , good to see you, hows your family?

don snotgobbler: there fine doing good business , now romano how can don snotgobbler help you??

RP: i ava been pushed out of politics , dey ava accused me of being communista and i ave been left to wander around bruzzels with cap in hand and carboard sign around my neck , "gistang is a good man ave pity"

SG: I see romano , you come to don snotgobbler witha difficult problem , the EU as always been good business for us both , i still have many interests helped by our good friend don mandelson (ring piece).You ask a big favour of me romano .

RP:please don snot gobbler , i am an old man in poverty !!

SG: why are you on the 10p tax band as well?


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