Poor the Sarah
Spotted last night - Sarah Teather eating alone. Maybe Recess Monkey's campaign on her behalf should be re-started? Fact: she has a large collection of Paprika jars. Guido fears she could in a few years turn into a liberal version of Anne Widdecombe...
UPDATE : While Hague had 14 beers a day, Clegg tells GQ magazine that he has dabbled his pork sword with some 30 different women. Sarah needs to keep her side up...
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more importantly its about time you got to work on that liar liam byrne. the immigration minister is the greatest liar in a government of liars. todays reports by the HOL exposes Labours lies over immigration and warrants comment
I'd volunteer to sort her out, if she promised to stop talking for a bit.
But with more of a lesbian following?
I often see Quintin Cris- Davies eating alone. Can't think why...
I think she was just waiting for Angela Eagles to ring with the hotel room number.
Is there anyone less popular in the parliamentary limp Dem party than the delightful sub midget Sarah?
Im just curious about Sarah, if she spent half as much time working for those lucky constituents as she does plotting, bad mouthing, and spinning against collegues, she would have abolished poverty, crime, and anti social behaviour in the delightful Islamic state of Brent East.
The Governor of the Bank of England, Mervyn King, has again warned that inflation will sharply exceed the Government's target and is likely to hit 3 per cent.
Wonderful April fool spoof, Mervyn. You can't fool me though, Mr Brown has said our future is rosy. Checking the news for other spoofs. I suspect someone will try to claim that Labour is losing the support of the electorate next.
Clegg doesn't sound kosher to me.
Maybe Sarah can give Clegg a free go?
"she has a large collection of Paprika jars"
Is that a new euphemism for "she's an absolute minger"?
I do like to keep up with street slang, innit?
A politician of Churchillian proportions, our Sarah....
"Fact: she has a large collection of Paprika jars."
Tuscan Fact: she has a large collection of folds on her neck.
What a fucking trout.
I'd rather put my cock in a blender than in her.
Just think, she wouldnt need to kneel.
Guido,
She seems to eat alone most of the time. I often see her sitting by herself in Portcullis House at lunchtime.
Hitch its time for your Community Service(fnrrr fnrr)
Alan, there's probably not enough room for a companion AND all her food... Chunky fucking dwarf.
Clegg actually said "a lot less than 30". Get your facts right Guido.
There is a sweaty pallor about her. Surprising it's only 18 months since she found someone prepared to risk a shag.
As a student in the early nineties, what really turned me off the LibDems was their stomach churningly cosy meetings under the banner of "Pizza 'n' Politics".
Appears Sarah became a connoisseur of both.
I still can't go into Pizza Express without wanting to throw some brown glass in the clear glass skip.
And you could use a more flattering photo.
http://www.mystrands.com/photos/9/6/8/normal/9681.jpg
Oooooooogh Guido! facts a bit wrong here.
I believe Cleggy said that he had dunked the trousers worm in less than 30!
I'm curious though was Nora Batty one of them?
Bet she's one of Cleggs. Can you imagine...
She used to be a bright, interesting person to talk to. I would take lunch or dinner with her (and have, in wider company). However now she's a Lib Dem politician I think that's likely to have changed.
Krankies don't shag, they tell "jokes".
This stuff about Sarah is another April Fool, no doubt. Yours gallantly. PT
Didn't I just see her in the Max Mosely video?
That teutonic look, ruthless determination, lots of power in the upper arm.
You're getting desperate now Sarah.
"Clegg tells GQ magazine that he has dabbled his pork sword with some 30 different women."
And when he met his wife she was leaning against a wall. Didn't mention fishnets or or a slit skirt though.....
Never mind poor Sarah!
What about Steve Morgan aka Maesteg Maggot aka Pensioner Phain's losing campaign maestro and Hilary Clinton's expensive campaign aide. Hilary has come up VERY short in paying her camaign expenses, owing $2 million plus to her chief strategist Mark Penn. Perhaps Guido could find out if Hillary's Steve is still afloat or has he been stiffed like hundreds of other Clinton vendors.
Clegg actually said "a lot less than 30". Get your facts right Guido. (Anon 11.59).
No, you get yours right. He actually said "a lot less the 30 inches."
Perhaps she should wear a Harperson vest and enjoy a real truncheon.
Come on you commenters. Surely someone out there would give her one!
Perhaps Guido could run a competition thingy with a night out with Sarah as the prize.
Post a salacious e-mail (Lee Jasper style) describing your wanton desires. Mine would include marmite, nipple clamps and a cattle-prod.
"Tuscan Fact: she has a large collection of folds on her neck."
Thats a trifle ripe from you dearest!
Anybody caring to see the Tuscan body fascist in all his behemoth like glory can see him on my own blog.For those who cant be bothered thing Space Hopper with a Bobby Charlton combover.
As to the poisonous Midget Teather, no doubt she was eating alone as Nick Clegg turned down her offer for a night of eating hairy clam at that new chinese restaurant tong knok klit in Golders Green.
Clegg ain't no mathematician - less than 30 covers the range of possibilities of 0 - 29, a lot less than 30 = 0 - 28. My guess is that discounting Mrs Clegg, the actual number is in the lower quartile of that distribution. What a tit, attempting to be open and honest whilst revealing nothing. I look forward to hearing that CPI is "a lot less than 30%", that my council tax has gone up by a lot less than 30%, that popular support for the Lib Dems is a "lot less than 30%". As for Sarah Teather, please look beyond the veneer of outward appearance to see the intellectually stunted fuckwit that she is.
Even gary dole scum elsby wouldn't bum her. Not with his fucking dog on heat at the moment anyway!
Anon @ 12.04 - much more accurate - and her sweaty epidermis shows the reflection of the bilious features of the beholder.
Only 18 months? The lumpen minger better get used to it. The only purpose she can serve is in an
advertising campaign for suicide bombers showing them what they can look forward to 72 of. That ought to give them second thoughts.
Clegg has proved that Liberal Democrats are no gentlemen.
A gentleman would never discuss his private life.
He has disclosed to the public that he has shared his bodily fluids with many women and taken that mixture into his marital bed! No doubt Mrs Clegg does not mind used goods!
I always feel that when people reveal such facts it highlights both immaturity and also the fact that they were not considered sexually accomplished and dumped!
So Clegg, therefore, admits that he is a loser!
Rather fits does it not?
I do find it rather sad that you, Guido, are attracting rather discrimatory remarks over a small lady. She cannot help her height. She cannot be excused her mouth.
What did Father always tell me?....Little people should be seen and not heard....she has not been brought up proper!
The Lib Dems are rather down market these days, dont you think?
Interns often eat alone.
Is it any wonder she eats alone when she looks like Princess Fiona out of Shrek and has the personality of a rabid rottweiler on heat.
This is no news Guido.
I am currently in training to detonate meself on the circle line next tuesday.
However I need proof I will not be lumbered with 72 fat bastard midgets afore taking the necessary actions.
I am reconsidering me options.
i have just watched the prime ministers press conference and am staggered by the lies that he gets away with.
he stated that 1 in 3 children were born into poverty 10 years ago
he claimed boris would cut housing, police and investment in london
every fukin word is a lie.
Congratulations anonymous 1.29pm for having the stamina to watch the prime minister's press conference. I found after 2 minutes that the sight and sound of Gordon performing his "I'm the most boring man in the universe" Act, was more than flesh and blood could bear.
Anonymous @ 1:29pm
Sod it! he was such a boring bastard I must have dozed off when he said that.
He could save the NHS a fortune on sleeping pills.
I suppose if I really had to fuck a chipmunk I'd choose her over Hazel Blears, but that's the best I can say.
I'm sure I could put those chubby little hamster cheeks to good use - she is the right height - and you wouldn't have to look at her which is a bonus as that would put you right off your stride
"The only purpose she can serve is in an advertising campaign for suicide bombers showing them what they can look forward to 72 of."
Pure poetry, 45govt. But is 18 months enough? - as in "I've known quite a few men but am a virgin now".
I got roped in to a Young Liberals meeting at the age of 13. They talked about France and cake.
bogeyman said previously..
I wonder if he's going to tackle the stupid bint [Haresperson]on her latest wheeze to prosecute the guv'nor if a customer calls the barmaid 'love'.
Actually this is part of a brilliant new strategy. Its too difficult to find and prosecute culprits and criminals, so go for easy targets.
If you have a burglary then you are responsible for not ensuring that your premises were secure. You get fined.
Report a mugging.. 'Have you taken an elementary course in self defence and kung-Fu?'- No? - Oh dear, off to court you go.
Calls to report crimes will stop almost overnight and the statistics will all come good.
Someone parks in your driveway; phone DVLA and sue them for issuing this vehicle with a licence.. Its a bloody marvelous strategy and gets HMG off the hook for everything..
Picked up salmonella in hospital ? Guess what.. That's right .. Jamie Oliver should have done something about it .. Sue him.
I think its brilliant, but then again I had a car crash this morning and banged my head badly.. That reminds me... Need to sue Bentley for selling me the car, and the descendants of Gottlieb Damlier for inventing the thing.
On a previous thread there was reference to the cost of prescriptions. It has just come to my attention that prescriptions are free in Wales. This must be quite a burden on the NHS considering the entire principality (if you can still call it that) is in need of medication.
1:05 PM
errrrr no thanks actually
Poor Sarah T. She is actually quite shaggable, nice smile, she might even be a little bit naughty. (She ought to grow her hair much longer, the danger is she will keep it short and become a Blairbabe by default.) Pity she's a socialist, but I'd overlook that if she took her clothes off nicely.
Meanwhile, why doesn't her Leader do the decent thing by her?
Well I would, for the sake of Queen and Country. After all, at least it might shut her up for a while.
A sermon from McBean was the cause of the lemmings migration...
1:05 PM
I smell crafty libdem tactics afoot here. This could be the face of the real gary elsby...
Woaaup! comely lass! So who was it said they had her number?
Bogeyman - a woman once told me that if you wait long enough it eventually heals over. But extensive use of paprika jars may have counter-acted the natural process.
BBC 2 Newsnight seemed to relish the Clegg story it's good as obviously the Messrs Crick and Pantsman have led very chaste and clean lives !!
As they cackled last night like naughty school boys ...
Sarah Teather..
The elephant in the room.
1:25 PM
Oh come on now, you can't win if you're not in...go on buy a ticket...it could be you...
She looks like a pet tortoise I used to have as a kid... couldn't bring myself to fuck that, either.
Harriet Harman was caught by the Mail wearing a stab vest walking around Peckham. The funny part is listening to her grovelling and tap dancing with excuses on BBC Radio 4 Live this morning.
Quote: "if you go to a meat factory you have to wear a hair net, so why not a stab vest in Peckham?"
The interview gets more amusing, Listen here(07.22)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/today/listenagain/
ten years of Labour communism and MPs are wearing a fucking stab proof vest to walk in the society THEY created, do we all get one of these fucking stab proof vests labour? why dont you give yours Harriet to some poor British sod who didn`t create the shit he now finds himself in every fucking day in peckham!
the Labour cunts know they have fucked it up the arse and that their time is up, so its time to suck up to the EUSSR in any way they possible and surrender the country in before they go for good.
hell we will even be ruled by the warmonger cunt blair who we we so glad to get shot of - wheres the fucking democracy?
as for the Tories? what fucking Tories? where the fuck have they been? in a fucking upperclass bubble that`s where, and that`s where they will fucking stay!
Mr Quango:-
"Report a mugging.. 'Have you taken an elementary course in self defence and kung-Fu?'- No? - Oh dear, off to court you go."
SELF-DEFENCE??? No, it is "have you taken the course in handing over your property promptly to the derelict/ethnic/disadvantaged cunt who's mugging you 'cos his needs are greater than yours? No, then you have failed in your duties as modern ZaNuLab citizen, and off to community service, or jug if you're a "toff".
David Davis - you are a very sick man. You've only got to look at it to know that personal hygiene is not the lump's forte.
Is she related to Jabba The Hutt?
If she has a pulse, I'd do her for Queen & Country, but I'm not doing that necrophilia thingy again.
Some rotten c*nt split on me last time, innit tho.
Mr Clegg needs reminding that Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters don't count
This is all an elaborate distraction exercise, Guido must be porking her secretly.
Mmmm...I wonder if she takes it up the arse? It is a LibDem tradition...
2:39 PM
We ewes back the labour party 100% on this one. If we had to pay for our prescriptions, the cost of morning after pills would be shear hell.
Anonymous said @ 5.00pm..
"Mmmm...I wonder if she takes it up the arse? It is a LibDem tradition..."
It would offer a better outlook.
3:49 PM
Does Harriet wear this vest wherever she goes in the country, I think not - and as a black person I get that nagging feeling that she would not have 'pulled this stunt' in a predominately white area. Then I realized that this was her own constituency, Lord Almighty!! She can't be very popular down there!!!
What would she don to visit a Caribbean or African country one wonders? A Challenger tank???
"Mmmm...I wonder if she takes it up the arse? It is a LibDem tradition..."
She does, but she charges double to shit on your face.
4:19 PM
Would that be white 'ethnic' or black 'ethnic'?
"Mmmm...I wonder if she takes it up the arse? It is a LibDem tradition..."
That Kennedy bloke didn't.
On the other hand he did have a reputation for following through, so he'd be working to a very limited clientèle.
Oaten? Yes I see what you mean.
It is a LibDem tradition
pedantic fuck,
ah, you must be one of her regulars.
why don't you hook up with oaten, he will service you for free.
what a vulgar spastic you are!
Anonymous 1.29 p.m. said...
"i have just watched the prime ministers press conference and am staggered by the lies that he gets away with.
he stated that 1 in 3 children were born into poverty 10 years ago
he claimed boris would cut housing, police and investment in london
every fukin word is a lie."
Look at the official record (including 1979-1997 statistics collected under a Conservative government): From Hansard 20 June 2005
Anonymous 1.29 p.m. said...
"i have just watched the prime ministers press conference and am staggered by the lies that he gets away with.
he stated that 1 in 3 children were born into poverty 10 years ago
he claimed Boris would cut housing, police and investment in London
every fukin word is a lie."
Well what a surprise statistics used prove nothing. So you raise the standard of living for all those living below the median ... er the median shift too, et voila they're still below the the median. Note how the percentage has barely moved in all those years.
The only way to stop child poverty is to stop having children!
Kronos - also the measure he's using to compare is "income after housing costs". Self-fulfilling prophecy - people tend to move to bigger houses when they have children, so of course their income after housing is lower.
And this is what government policy is based on??
She might not have a shag for 18 months but those full pouches tell me she has had a damn good gobble. She clearly has no power otherwise she'd be sexually more attractive. She has no neck so hanging her is a bit tricky and even when she spends most of her time bent over her desk with her sphincter pouting for any passing Lib Dem or even the PM, nobody wants a treacherous back stabbing bitch.
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