Not Very Neighbourly
If you are the daughter of an MP, living in Kentish Town, shacked up with a druggie barrister inclined to having loud all-night parties - turn the noise down.* Your neighbour is threatening to out you...
*And you never thought to invite Guido...
*And you never thought to invite Guido...
15 comments:
If he needs help getting off the drugs, try this web site:
http://www.talktofrank.com/
now posted...........
I don't. In fact, it is a complete lie. No truth in it at all.
Ok so I wish I hadn't posted this, I didn't actually want names to be thrown out there.
hahahahahahahahaha
Happy as Larry has recanted. A worried bunny. The 'barrister' has had a word I suspect particulary in relation to 'substances' alleged to be in the house.
(thank you)
Junior barristers (male and female) are absolute cocklords, as anyone who has had to live in their proximity for more than a few minutes will confirm.
A severe kicking to the groin and upper body is usually sufficient to give them some perspective on the matter.
Its not my boy Chaucer is it?
Ever since Conway made us drop all our offspring off the payroll I don't know what to do with the idiot.
He has a full history of Media and Tourism degree or something like that, but I could only get him into a junior barrister's clerk role at Farquhar-Fuck.
And he sent me an email text thing to say that he now has had £231 deducted from his £18,000 by GB.
Poor boy, go easy on him Guido.
Hullo, here's another one.. "would I like to chat with beautiful women/men ?" well obviously, yes!Who wouldn't?
The recantation (when asked how he knew about the drugs):
"I don't. In fact, it is a complete lie. No truth in it at all.
Ok so I wish I hadn't posted this, I didn't actually want names to be thrown out there."
For one night only text your question for Gordon to personally answer at 7pm as part of Labour's rather Soviet-styled new Tractor Production Statistics election broadcast
TEXT GORDON [your question and your name] to 60022
For starters "Why are you such a TW@?"
Maybe Larry has X-Ray vision?
Also Quango's daughter was with me all night munching my carpet, apparently.
Bloody labour why labour eh! Mind you tories just as bad eh.
I assure you Slander - i love it! that although the boy is a bit of a floppy fop my Daughter Formica has absolutely no experience of carpet laying , fitting , or indeed munching.She has no practical skills whatsoever as she is studying Murphy's Law at the Kwik-Fit university of Durham.
Still can't work out who it is.
ponsonby vs regina
"the out come of this case is that the defendant despite obvious loss to his normal and expected decency of living , was subject to nu labour rights and EU human rights and therefore despite the absurdity i can only offer the most gravest of sentences 5 years very hard labour within the spad bunker to begin imediately!!"
judge:does the defendant wish to enter a plea ?
def: no no not that your honour , anything but that , ill promise ill go straight , clean up and look after the missus.
judge :despite your well funded up bringing you continually think you are above the law , take the little shit away seargent
Guido, we are still seeking the name of the MP whose son was in the Eton Posse of 4 chaps aged 13 and 14 who it is rumoured had been drinking and might also have taken drugs and then proceeded to assult a 13 year old girl on the playing fields of Eton.
The chap's father or grandfather, a well known MP, was able to pull the story pretty quickly....the boys were suspended from Eton before easter.
Wouldn't be the daughter of an Aussie-descended Blairite cabinet minister who resigned rather than have anything to do with Brown, would it?
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