Never Mind Seal Clubbing, What is Hague Going to Do to Harman?
Recess Monkey admits that Labour MPs and activists are resigned to witnessing horrific and possibly brutal cruelty at PMQs today.
So let's get the popcorn in and sit back and enjoy the show...
UPDATE : Fantastic comedy value and very entertaining. She gave Hague as good as she got. Guido would go as far as to say she did very well. Better than Prescott ever did at PMQs against Hague...
*Guido of course abhors unnecessary cruelty toadvertisers seals, but he does wonder what they taste like...
So let's get the popcorn in and sit back and enjoy the show...
UPDATE : Fantastic comedy value and very entertaining. She gave Hague as good as she got. Guido would go as far as to say she did very well. Better than Prescott ever did at PMQs against Hague...
*Guido of course abhors unnecessary cruelty to
47 comments:
But look at their little faces!!! Ahhhhhhhh.....
I imgaine seal tastes very much like whale.... ie tasty. Even though the UK is anti-whaling DEFRA still allow you to bring it in the country from Iceland for personal consumption? Perhaps someone will do seal meat mail delivery.
Says a lot about New Labour, if Gordon is their first best and HH their second.
when i was in iceland i found the puffin meat very tasty. a little like smoked duck, and not at all fishy. minke whale on the other hand was really disgusting.
Lord Snape who was defending Mad Mick on TV last night has some very dubious pals.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_7320000/newsid_7325600/7325623.stm?bw=bb&mp=wm&asb=1&news=1&bbcws=1
In July 2006 he was speaking up for his old mucker Prescott.
"Just when it seemed all had gone quiet for John Prescott, the Deputy PM without a department is back in the news. Last year, he went to stay with Phillip Anschutz, an American billionaire who is pals with President Bush and owns the Millennium Dome - the venue which happens to be on the list to be one of the first supercasinos in the country. And at the time, Mr Prescott's department looked after planning policy for casinos. Critics are rounding on the DPM again, because the trip was not declared in the Register of Members' interests. And it could conflict with the rules of the ministerial code which says that ministers should not take gifts, hospitality or services from anyone which would place them under an obligation. Mr Prescott says there was no conflict of interest but Hugo Swire for the Tories tells us that they'll be asking questions.
We speak to Lord Snape, the former Labour MP, Peter Snape, and friend of John Prescott. A lot of you emailed about his response:
"If you seriously think that John Prescott went all the way to the United States to do some shabby deal about the future of the Dome and the casino, then you are as bad as some of the Conservative people you've have already interviewed, seeking to make political capital out of this. It's all nonsense and froth -- you people will stop at nothing to hound John Prescott out of office."
Well we succeeded there so carry on up the Khyber everybody.
I do hope he'll ask about the flak jacket.
Will "Harperson" be wearing a "stab vest" ?
Can you wear a knife vest in the chamber ?
Interesting to see the IFAW ads on your blog Guido.
They support groups whose actions isn't that far away from terrorism.
O/T but funny
Mark Steel on Hilary Clinton lies (in style of Douglas Adams)
Should be fun...as for your comment on seals, that's quite tasteless. Unlike seals who are very, very tasty.
Straw's just turned up with a pile of briefing notes; no Justice business on the Order Paper.
Looks like Harriet's been pulled!
First time in a long time...
no watch millibands face!!
Awww, maaan this is gonna be great. Anyone know where I can get one of those big foam hands at short notice?
she's mullering him. 2-0 on the sisterly advice point and the baseball point. excellent. hague is so over-rated. to get beaten by harman? watch the air escape from him.
I assumed guido meant what do ADVERTISERS taste like. Rather fatty and slimy I should think, less meaty than missionaries. Though I've (as yet) not had the opportunity to try one, I'm open to offers.
I President Robert MugaBrown, am here to remind you that it has taken my country 34 years to get to the stage of a half vote against me. I do not know why such ingratitude.
Inflation is just 2% and growth is 5% in line with Treasury forecasts.
The country, under my stewardship, has seen an end to boom and bust. There are Zimbabwean jobs for
Zimbabwean workers and crime is at a 15 year low.
The Marxist, Socialist principles I follow have led to the highest rate of economic growth and stability in the African region.
Our childcare and healthcare are the envy of the world. My 20,000 comprehensive reviews of everything from the temporary taking into public ownership of Northern Farm to plastic bags destroying the planet has left Zimbabwe as a showpiece for the whole of Africa. I have made us the best placed Southern African society to ride out this economic turmoil coming from America.
A vote for that Toff Morgan Tsvangirai and his tax cutting , service stopping party of Movement for Democratic Change would see all of this prudent policy of stability and prudent stability and even more
stable prudence put in jeopardy.
Therefore as I have a vision of New Zimbabwe I shall continue in power, despite a handful of opponents, for another 30 years.
any admission you were wrong about boris, then?
Boris was an April fool I think, Mr anonymous....
On more important matters, I guess we can see how Labour nobbled any fun this time: getting Mick to cut off poor Vince Cable in mid-stride.
Worst. Speaker. Ever.
I started watching Headgirl Harriet but I think today's PMQs is aimed at the deaf and the under 5s judging by her exaggerated enunciation and extra specially loud delivery.
Where's Boris?
Rummaging in Harperson's knickers!
No doubt in anticipation of the bloodsport, the BBC have just cut short their coverage of PMQs.
Anon 12.10 - are you serious?
Not as exciting as expected.Hague very ring rusty and cable completely muffed it. dull dull dull
splashitallover Yes Hague collapsed like a souffle taken out of the oven. But Harperson is so repetitive and on automatic pilot mode. She is getting shriller the longer our ordeal goes on. Out with the lot of them.
Anonymous 12.09am
Imagine! Getting hit by the same April Fool twice..
Gullible or what?...
Looks like Gordon can be sure of at least 1 vote.
Tell you something. She's far far better at PMQs than Brown is.
I'll say this for Harperson: She did a damn sight better job at PMQ than Snotgobbler ever manages. And she didn't pick her nose once. Subtract 20 years and I could definitely.
Quite an entertaining start with some neat volleys between Harlot and the boy Hague. Then it got boring. Too many Scottish people in bagpipe mode.
Then Milipede took the stage and everyone fucked off.
Harman still doesn't get it over the tax change - she also dosn't seem to understand that the tax burden under Labour is rising and contiues to rise - doesn't she pay council tax? Didn't she also try asking Hague a question at the end?
She was out of touch on ID cards as well. She might have appeared to be an improvement on McBean, but ultimately NuLab must know the game is up.
In any case she is so out of touch about crime in London, she is unlikely to have been attacked in the street by a mob when when she was out street walking. She didn't need a flak jacket, she knows it, the police know it and so too do the voters. Only a vain, conceited fool who doesn't understand risk would have acted this way.
Harriet wins - almost as likely as Raith Rovers winning against Rangers, or Gordon Brown having an interesting hobby.
sky news also cut PMQ's after only a couple of exchanges. seems Lupert hasn't changed hi spots yet...
Gordo has obviously been coaching Harperson in the art of lying. She had the gall to say the tax burden has gone DOWN since the Tories!
Never mind flak jacket, she needs a straightjacket.
Hague is a star. The issue is not his consistent and entertaining style, but the lack of humour possessed by Harman.
'Harriet in the high street', is beyond parody.
Hague started like a gentleman and got shafted, he'll learn; never, never give an inch to socialists. Go in hard.
PMQs review
mm bit of jocular start , with a few barbs , i dont think harriet enjoyed the job and seemed very weary of aswering certain questions, hauge wasnt quite sure wether to go for her or not , but i think it would have looked like seal club as guido pointed out.
vinces her maj question had loads of cheers , but could not be answered and he lost an attempt.
but not really answering questions on economy and if mr hauges figs are true the call the chancellor in and grill him.
over all i am not sure if harriet likes that particular stage and got a bit steely .
Ha Ha Ha - that Hague must be stupid he set himself up beautifully for the sucker punch three times. I don't think he realised that women are generally better at using the last word than men (probably a politically incorrect comment - but true nevertheless)
Fuck Mark Steel, the BBC's tame Maoist entertainer and layabout.
Here's another view of la Dyke Hillary's "mis-speaking."
From the Sunday 'papers
Speaking to the Sunday Telegraph's Peaches Coren, Senator Mrs Clinton said that events in the life of a busy First Couple, like herself and her husband, Mr Bill Ah-Feel-Your-Tits Clinton, often got a bit hectic.
It had been reported, for instance, that Mr Bill, while Governor of Arkansas, had used the State Troopers as his own, personal brothel keepers; had conducted affairs throughout their marriage, notably with a Miss Jennifer Flowers and a Ms Lewinsky, a woman young enough to be Mr Bill's and Mrs Hillary's daughter, although nowhere near as toothily unprepossessing and disagreeable.
I would just like to set the record straight, Senator Clinton confided to Ms Coren, about my husband's rumoured infidelities over these past forty years. It's all a crock, as we pretend New Yorkers say, got up by the right-wing press, and the left-wing press, they did it, too. All a massive conspiracy.
It's not that my husband was actually banging all these broads all these years, abusing his position, humiliating me and driving me to the dusty comforts of crooked property speculation, carpet-munching and political campaigning. No, he wasn't perpetually unfaithful, abusive, exploitative, deceitful, predatory, hypocritical, and an all-round worthless piece of draft-dodging, coke-snorting, Deep South hogshit who would fuck anything still fucking warm; he simply, constantly and ubiquitously, mis-spunked.
( Mah Fellow Americans. Ah did not have sexual relations with that woman. Ah simply mis-spunked. Mah ejaculate was meant to splash on the manly countenance of the First Lady, Wossername ? But we were in the White House library and Ah was showing Ms Lewinsky how one of Fidel's best hand-rolled could negotiate her East River and, Lord have mercy, Ah just happened to mis-spunk it all over that young woman's dress. 'sall it was, a gen-yew-ine mis spunkin'. Now, you tell me any good ole boy hasn't mis-spunked once in a while - mebbe over his babysitter, or his niece, or his Arkansas Golden Retriever - and Ah'll show y'all a Godamned, pussy-whipped, lying, faggot, communist, pinko sonofabitch. An just remember, folks, vote for the sourpuss, grungy blonde dyke an' y'all get me, too. First Gennulman. God bless America. )
Senator Mrs Clinton believes that her self-effacing honesty in these personal areas of lying, stealing, cheating and industrial scale whoring will lead her to the White House; that somehow, in the way of these things, she, too, will be mis-elected. Horrible fucking bastard.
Extra dull. My buttocks were suffering a rush of lactic acid until I turned the box off. Really, Gordo should not leave home without her.
Hague was too much a pussy in today's PMQ's (although he still did well). Harman could only manage to read from the script prepared by Gordon Brown. Not only did she need a stab-vest, she could have done done with a flac-jacket as well today. She was hopeless.
Though Harperson escaped unhurt, though what a humourless individual she is. Hague rolled daisy-cutters and she batted them away. Score-draw overall, though what stood out like a sore thumb was that she'd clearly been up since dawn rehearsing her prepared answers, and talking the usual Government nonsense - do they REALLY think the tax burden is lower under Labour than under the Conservatives? Maybe she has got a sense of humour. By the way, if you want a good read, Brian Binley always good value, he's blogging this week, and raises some interesting points: http://cornerstonegroup.wordpress.com/
Anyone up for prosecuting Harriet Harman for impersonating a police officer?
(That stupid cunt)tory boys never grow up said...
'Ha Ha Ha - that Hague must be stupid he set himself up beautifully for the sucker punch three times. I don't think he realised that women are generally better at using the last word than men (probably a politically incorrect comment - but true nevertheless)'
Shut up you fucking loser! Here is a politically incorrect comment for you, fuck off you brain dead mong. Silly bastard!
Harman did better than I expected today - pity as her waspish venom on anything to do with feminism was starting to show itself.
The idea that taxes on the not very well-off have gone up seems not to have penetrated her cranium.
""stanislav said...
Fuck Mark Steel, the BBC's tame Maoist entertainer and layabout.""
Thanks Stanislav, I laughed my bollox off when I read that.
You & I have noticed that there seems to be a plethora of left wing "comedians" on al-BBC-eera who would be unemployable in a broadcast free market.
Where are the "right wing" equivalents to the Mark Steels, & the virulently anti British, anti Western Marcus Brigstock? (You know Brigstock, he's the one who went to the Antartic in the summer to record the ice melting as it does every summer to show how evil GW is for not taking any notice of the BBC & its MMGW myth-mantra)
When can we expect to hear a "Now Show" hosted by anyone who is not afraid to take the piss out of Islamists?
What will those 6.30 BBC Radio 4 slots be filled with when their arch enemy & career maker GW Bush is no longer President?
BBC - making left wing propaganda & wrapping it up as comedy. Its what we do.
Hope nobody had any spread bets on Hague because Harriet was well good.
Best I've seen out of a Labour politician in ages!
Send Hague down the fucking Yorkshire mines if theres any left open! He was shit.She was good. That good i felt a twitch in a place i never thought i would feel again without overdosing on a shit load of viagra.
geoffrey g brooking, splashitallover et al, Genghiz is right. She was fucking useless with her lousy, unfunny, prerehearsed gags. She didn't understand the questions for chris' sake.
Don't you understand that Hague could have slaughtered her but refrained from doing so because it may have backfired and he would have seemed a bully. He's the clever politician keeping his powder dry for many opportunities in the future. Harperson is an incompetent lightweight and has been fired for being exactly that by Blair before she'd even done one year as a minister. Ask Frank Field.
oh no!!!!!it's happened again!
anyone got harpersons phone number?
my human rights have been violated and i need to sue for £millions...
i was speaking to a woman from my local council today and she called me 'love'......the horror,the horror!
i am now pertrified to go out in case anyone makes a sexist joke about me.......get me harriett and we can make millions out of the tax payers........easy money.......gotta love nulab thought police.......
bofl
I think most of you have missed the point; in the 'dead tree' media HH has been savaged.
The messeage is "If you live in Peckham, wear a stab-vest". I doubt if anyone in London SE would vote for Labour now.
Willie
Missed PMQs. Sounds like from comments on here that Harman won.
Still. 2010. plenty of time to practise.
Like they haven't been practising since 1997.
I'm on ramipril and a fixed income. I can't wait much longer.
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