Lord Laidlaw Laid Low by Lust for Ladies
Frankly Guido is full of admiration for the 64 year-old. Coke-fuelled sex orgies with high class hookers can't be easy on someone recovering from prostate cancer and a heart attack. The News of the Screws has him at it with 4 girls, a gigolo and a tri-lingual bisexual. He has given £7 million to the Tories out of his £700 million fortune, so plenty left over for enjoying himself. He has now checked himself into a sex addiction clinic...
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Having just witnessed that sycophantic arsewipe Milliband perform political somersaults on the Andrew Marr show I finally accept that there can be a justifiable case for abortion and shame it can’t be backdated.
On a rather more sordid note: Mandelson reckons Gordon Brown is gay.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562324&in_page_id=1770
A clinic full of sex addicts... do they get anything done?
If I win the lottery thats what I will be doing.well minus the gigolo and the bisexual.
There's always a 'cunning linguist'..
He should have invited Gordy, after all:
'I am NOT GAY', says Brown
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=562324&in_page_id=1770
Jonah Broon might have benefitted from a little relaxation.
Laidlaw apologised for his addiction and exclaimed self-help is not usefull in cases such as his.Marr tried to claim it was an unfortunate turn of phrase.IT WAS A JOKE ANDREW.Conservatives enjoy life.
That David Cameron is a brave man, sharing a train with fuckwit Bean.
Me? I'd rather trim my pubes with a chainsaw.
No mention of a Carole Caplin massage at these orgies I suppose??
Just a bloody shame it is Mandelson saying that Gay Gordon is gay, no one believes he word he says.
Miliband also showed us on Marr what a bullshitter he is(or how crap his judgement is) when, referring to our wonderful Cabinet, he singled out for praise the talents of Ed Balls, Yvette Cooper, Jacqui Smith and, for God's sake, Hazel Blears.
Will be interesting to to hear his take on the matter should any of them be re-shuffled in the not-too-distant future.
Envy....pure envy ;-))
"Then, as his voice gradually rose from dispatch-box volume to a near shout, he exclaimed: "Peter? He's been going around telling everyone that I'm gay! And I am NOT GAY!"
methinks the lady doth protest too much! and to be fair Mandelson is an expert in these matters.
Humpy said...
A clinic full of sex addicts... do they get anything done?
Each other?
Andrew Marr is as stale as the croissants on his table !
what are the symptoms of cold turkey for a sex addict?
(doubt if this'll make it -word verification is either Armenian or ASCII by Dali)
Sunday Sleaze. Weak weak weak.
Try: "Carol Caplin gives Tony a hand in relieving tension"
Mandelson "Brown is gay"
Lord Laid-Lord
Four tarts at 64!
Respect!
Filthy bitch. Bless him and his stash of top notch viagra!
Well that fuck for that. Down too just three attempts at word verification before getting posted now, getting better every fucking day! If Lord Laidlaw was posting on here, no matter how much coke he had took, after he got pass word verification he would have lost the will to live.
sex addiction clinic...now that would be interesting tea talk!
"On a rather more sordid note: Mandelson reckons Gordon Brown is gay."
Well as my father always used to say, it takes one to know one!
I think a Guido post with just the words "Gordon Brown claims he is not gay" would result in some entertaining responses.
Max is back!! Max Clifford is written all over this. I knew Max well a number of years ago and know his politics. Genghis Khan he is not!
Expect more Tory sleaze allegations all over the trash media. It's his calling card!
You are all complete and utter twats if you doubt the smiling benevolence, the quiet caring concern, and the total ability of OUR Beloved Leader to fix all these probs in one masturbatory stroke.
Just be patient will you!!
Won’t be long now b4 Toyly Pondu writes an important piece for the Grouniad to explain it all to us.
And, sensitive souls, in case you think this is a crude aspersion on the BL, consider : adding up columns, and playing pawns in a power game, IS an exercise in self-gratification without all the messy clearing up.
Ah, politics getting back to normal, Labour financial scandles, Tories (the Irish Party) sexual scandles, in the past few years each has been pinching each other's clothes.
I would like to join a clinic for those who don't get enough sex - it is a common affliction that affects most of the population, technically known as "marriage".
As for Mandy, it is well known that he has a finely tuned "Gaydar".
Finally, Carole Caplin. ALthough she's as mad as a bag of frogs, who could blame Blair? As Sid James would have said, "phwoorrrr".
Rich man has sex! With loads of people! Gosh. Never happened before, has it?
He spent thousands on hookers and coke.
The rest he wasted...
is this clifford to distract from the far bigger blair/capplin ???
makes the blair caplin seem a real possibility that laidlaw goes off elsewhere
A sex addiction clinic? What do they do - lots of women who look like Jacqui Smith, naked and explaining why Labour's policies have reduced crime? Three hours of that, and anyone would be put off sex for life.
Marks and Spencer have an offer today a "Prescott pleaser"
Three trifles and three at half price
HH
I think being 64 and recovering from cancer would be a bloody good reason for deciding to get a group of hookers together and have a bloody good night.
Of all the things for the shitball press in this country to be looking at, this guy really isn't it. But then it helps them deflect from this fuck useless government.
Laidlaw makes you proud to be British.
the RDS sunday review:
cameron pulled out an un expected show of a conservative heart, and a little promise and good governance for all .
milliband offered his wisdom for the PLP to feel better to big up him , the man to refresh and enrgise labour ??? being as he is in the jonah phenomenon cabinet , i can only feel a process of jonah osmosis has occured .
lord laidlaw :"self help was unsuitable for him" well thats how must of us ugly chaps get by !!
get well soon
lord levy: no longer a member of the party he loves ?? labour must be broke then!!
peter mandelson: the sith master seems in trouble both at home and abroad , perhaps profit share scheme not working out eh peter.
carol caplin i cant imagine blair doing her , but lets be honest it takes a brave man to turn down the language of a puesdo mattahari "mmm tony lets talk dirty policies with the lights turned low"
i doubt it , perhaps shes skint unlike blair whose loaded .
the bunker: "phew sure is hot in here, ed feels like were all roasting in hell"
ed oh look a note from David Cameron "mrs thatcher says hell has no fury like a woman scorned!!"
more thomas later in week and welcome home the Cold Stream guards (the oldest regiment ime informed).
although gordon, ken and mandelson had better watch out for the House Hold Cavalry , there motto is "Honi Soit Qui Mal Y pense" which translated "Evil be to him who evil thinks"
Nothing sleazey about this, its not corruption just some guy quite rightly enjoying fucking 19/22 year old sluts or savouring a nice wank as they get a good seeing to in front of him. A good dinner ,Some light domination, cocaine and champagne in a fine hotel.
Lord Laidlaw , any chance of an invite to the next party?
The real sleazoids are in Labour, malformed , ill informed arseholes most of whom probably couldnt get fucked by a decent looking partner even for thrity grand, look how Rich Blair and clinton are and then look at what fucking horrors they both married.
The noble Lord Laidlaw doesnt need "treatment" he needs a fucking medal
*Salute*
Meanwhile Wendy Alexander may have a cunning plan to deal with the SNP.
Ah Rosbifs, you wish to be invited to one of our naughty French parties. You will 'av to 'old your own.
Anyway, ah 'ave some news for vous. Nous at Dafarge Internationale Guillotines 'ave a coup of product placement. Regardez: Votre 'Midsomer Murders' - le most dangereurse village in le mond - will feature one of our most populaire models.
"An all-new episode of the ever popular drama finds Midsomer Magna atizz with exitement over a film crew shooting a period drama - The Scarlet Pimpernel - in the village. Bemusement turns to serious concern when the on-set gullotine starts seeing some action".
Ah would like to make it perfectly clear that this 'action' is not accidental, but your crazy bonkers John Nettles 'ave given me an idea.
Why do you not put on a play and ask your Monsieur Brown to play your 'ero Sidney Carton, or p'raps your Monsieur Pimpernel?
Anyway, if you will excuse me I 'ave to go 'eat up the wax in the Rue Morgue. Bon soir.
"Last night, faced with our damning proof, the shamed peer confessed: "I should have been stronger resisting temptations."
Load of 1970's bollox; don't NOTW ever change the script?
Lord Laidlow, how do I get to share your shame ?
Did Someone Mention Milliband ?
http://www.rumormillnews.com/cgi-bin/forum.cgi?read=115519
A sex addict in withdrawal - the last cold turkey in the shop?
Those clinic places are terrible. They inject you with Argaiv until it shrinks to the size of a button mushroom and then apply aversion therapy - pictures of the Cabinet in the nude!
Many buckets were passed... (ahem) or so I'm told.
And they say money can't buy one happiness!
How did they know the bisexual was tri-lingual?
How did they know the bisexual was tri-lingual?
He wasn't tri lingual, it just felt like he was.
aversion therapy would involve showing this poor fucker photographs of nick robinson rimming gordon brown.
that will cure the cunt!
on second thoughts that is just too perverse.
so I suppose all that is left to say is; carry on sir and full marks to you, you dirty ol' bastard.
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