Labour PPC : "Gordon is Giving Me Nightmares"
John Wiseman, Labour PPC for Westmorland and Lonsdale has, writing on LabourHome, candidly admitted that he seems "to be in the middle of a nightmare at present... Everyone seems depressed where I am standing for parliament. Gordon has decided to take money away from his core vote, PPS's are threatening to resign!! When are we going to wake up!!! There is hundreds of councillors who are going to lose their seats if Gordon doesn't listen. I am asking please Gordon for the last time wake up and smell the coffee..."He blames it squarely on the abolition of the 10p tax rate...
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Does anyone really think that Gordon Brown can recover from this?
John Wiseman is a stupid whinging tosspot. McTwat can no sooner save his arse or NuLab's than he can shag Cherie Blair.
The 10p tax withdrawal is not the problem. It is 10 years of misrule that will bring the Govt down. 10p is the he catalyst or tipping point to get rid of this shower.
welcome to our world fuckwitt! he has been giving us nightmares for years.
cant you shoot him or something?
get blair back, at least he wasn't embarrassing,just wrong this guys autistic.
Why oh why has it taken a whole year for anyone in Labour to notice? They voted Brown to the top SINCE he wrote that budget!!! They only have themselves to blame!!!
I've got news for you mate. This whole government is a fucking nightmare.
There is hundreds of councillors (!)
Whatever happened to New Labour's mantra of "Education, education, education"?
Brown's a loser - unlike Blair, who the I'll bet the Labourites wished they'd never got rid of.
Wise man John Wiseman speaks again in the comments on Labour home.
'It is strong words for a strong situation'
Fifteen minutes of fame beckons?
I would just like it known, this is nothing to do with me or the labour party. This has happened because of Maggie Thatcher. I will take no Lectures from a labour MP who looks more fucking stupid and fatter than I ever could. Ed Ballocks has already said, get off my fucking case you cunts.
The right dishonourble useless cunt Gordon Brown.
Message for the laughably inappropriately named Mr. Wiseman: "Forget it, mate, you've backed a loser"
"COME OUT, GORDON, AND .... OFF"
He blames it squarely on the abolition of the 10p tax rate...
Good point and well taken, now if only Labour supporters would take note instead of infesting some fantasy fucking land where everything else is rosy...
Off-topic, but Guido: nothing on the Richard Quest sex'n'drugs scandal?
The CNN and former BBC reporter was arrested last night in Central Park, New York, in possession of meth, wearing bondage gear, and with a dildo down his sock.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04192008/news/regionalnews/kinky_news_networkcnns_quest_a_very_knot_107174.htm
"There is hundreds of councillors"?
Is that really what was written?
If so, where did he go to school?
And being PPC (Labour) for Westmorland & Lonsdale is a pretty poisoned chalice in any case!
does dithering have a smell ?although odius liar does
Is that the 10p rate that the Tories called a gimmick when it was introduced?
The message from LibDem canvassers across Wales is that the doubling of the 10% tax rate is uppermost in the minds of former Labour voters. It could be that barely one council in Wales remains in Labour control on May 2nd.
James Gray up to his tricks Guido
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=560732&in_page_id=1770
Is it just me or does the fact he uses 2 or 3 exclamation marks after each sentence instantly mark him out as a cretin.
PPC for Westmorland and Lonsdale?
A former Conservative seat now held by a Liberal Democrat, so not much chance of it ever swinging to Labour.
Still, a career beckons as a look-a-like for Joey Boswell's brother in "Bread"
"There IS hundreds of councillors..."
Dynamite grammar.
And the comment from HenryG is SO typical of old and new Labour:
by HenryG on Sat Apr 19, 2008 at 11:05:49 PM GMT
John you should keep it buttoned.
Yeah. Don't rock the boat, John. Let the poor become despondent and let them fall behind with their rent. Just so long as you keep schtum."
And anonymous at 10:16 PM, if the 10p tax rate was not intended as a short term political gimmick, why was it introduced and then so soon after, abolished?
Answers on a postcard to: "Ed Balls 'So What?' competition, the Liebour Party, Mendacity Hall,Canard Street, Inveracity, OUR 1IC."
Am I right in saying that Westmoreland and lonsdale recorded the lowest percentage Labour vote of any seat in Britian in 2005? I'msuggesting that the quality of people selected as the PPc might not be that high.
to john wiseguy
you look,from the double chin that you need to get gong in the gym you obese cunt
Stuart King, the party's candidate in Putney, south-west London, wrote on his internet blog: "The Government is wrong and if it refuses to back down or rectify its mistake, I can see no purpose, merit or honour in being a Labour MP."
The Prime Minister claimed that far from losing out, people should realise they were "living under the most generous Labour government that there has ever been".
which fucking planet is gordon living on eh??
take this fool away before we become a laughing stock his grip on reality is as bad as Mugabes.
How many of the Labour MPs who are now creating about the abolition of the 10p rate actually voted for it at a time when they could have stopped it I wonder? Research topic Guido ????
The comments speak volumes for the type of clone the Labour Party has been selecting as a candidate for the past 20 years. They make the Vicar of Bray look like a man of principle. Where were Wiseman and the other gutless ones when Brown announced the abolition of the 10p rate in the first place? At the time the Times pointed out that it might cause political problems. If Wiseman can't handle the heat then he should resign as a candidate and start retaking the prozac. Before taking this course of action he could however read the very sensible article by Robert Chote of the IFS in today's Sunday Telegraph on the 10p issue. This whole revolt issue is pathetic and just sums up the quality of the political class at the moment. The time for revolt was when Brown announced the cut. All of those who are threatening to resign should be told by Brown to get lost. After all who the hell is Angela Smith now she has had her 15 mimnutes of fame?
By Jane Merrick, Political Editor
Sunday, 20 April 2008
Peter Hain will be interviewed as a suspect within days by police investigating secret donations to his deputy leadership campaign.
The former cabinet minister will be questioned under caution about more than £100,000 in gifts reported late to watchdogs, in apparent breach of election law.
In 2005 Westmorland & Lonsdale had an electorate of 70,262 of which 3,796 voted Labour. Kinda says it all really.
Brown is so drunk with power he has lost all sense of reality ( if he ever had it ). He just cannot see what a self destruct button he has pressed. A labour government yes a Labour government increasing tax on the lowest paid, its as simple as that and it is WRONG. He is just so arogant and pig headed he will go down saying it was the right thing to do. Just who does he think he is. Labour are totaly finished.
Imagine the scene.
GWB. 'will your side support on going firepower commitments in Afghanistan, Irag and later...'
GB. 'I'm sorry Mr President, I have to make a phone call.'
GWB. 'Sure Gordon, go ahead.'
GB leaves roon, returns 10 later.
GB. 'A wee bit of diffiulty back home.'
GWB. 'I thought you had brought her with you.'
GB. Glares and mutters. 'some scunner of a PPS is questioning ma judgement, wants to resign over one o' my tax changes. I sorted out the daft wee bitch out, theatened to expose her as a wee wobbling, jellyfish.'
Rest of meeting minutes lost...comments made by GWB later picked up.
GWB to aide. 'What is a PPS, is it one of the important ministers. like The Chancellor of The Duchy of Lancashire?
Aide. 'I think it is only the most junior post, with little status other than the title.'
GWB. 'And he acts like a sub-prime minister to break up my meeting for that?'
Aide.'There's a man selling 'Gordon is a Moron' T shirts Mr President at Dulles Airport.
Anyone else having trouble keeping their breakfast down after reading this?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7357008.stm
If the poor losing £200 or £300 a year is giving him nightmares, what's a poor family of 4 having to pay out a grand or more for their ID cards going to give him?
Taken together with the revolting Scots, this must presage the end of socialism in my country. Roll on the election.
Vote for Mr Wiseguy! He could easily fill the extensive void left by John Prescott. The double chin, the smug smirk, the abysmal ignorance: these make him the perfect candidate. The pic hints also at sartorial problems which would be icing on the cake.
If he doesn't get in, though, there's always Terry Kelly:
http://terrywatch.blogspot.com/
We slaves woke up to a good laugh this morning when we heard that Prescott has confessed to bulimia. It seems Mrs P. had noticed that "food was missing" from the Prescott larder (aka the Dome) and an explanation was sought. It seems that we were not the only ones crying "Who ate all the pies?"
Her response? "Hold on a minute, hubby o'mine -- aren't bulimics supposed to be thin?"
In real terms those on low incomes are far worse off at the end of Labour's rule, as the personal allowance has not risen accordingly.
Gordon's claim that they can give all their personal details to the state and claim credits is laughable. We the taxpayer finance the state NOT the other way round. The Moron is a moronic control freaking CUNT.
The trouble is that the Labour sheep will follow the Nulab Stalin because they are looking at losing their jobs. The axe is shown to each individual to return to the 'Aye' vote. They will vote themselves a bigger pay-off and pension before they go.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/04/20/nprescott120.xml
Prescott ? Over-working ? Bulimia ?
It's a bit late now chummy. You and the rest of "the sheep" should have woken up and "smelt the coffee" last June when you allowed Brown to become leader.
And just note the response to Fatty Wiseman's comment by NorthernMonkey on LabourHome at 2.33am:-
'And now Guido's got it. Wiseman, as a PPC you have to consider your words on the blogosphere as opponents will use them to their advantage - especially before an election.
Honesty is good in politics, BUT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN BETTER TO BE HONEST AFTER MAY 1ST.
This latter comment confirms and says more about New Labour principles and tactics than anything said by Wiseman which is merely a statement of the obvious.
You couldn't make it up. Lies, spin and deceit at every NuLab turn
Ian dale on News24. Bad suit, ugly tie. Seems smug and basically pointing out the obvious (e.g that Gordon's fucked).
I didn't realise that Oliver Hardy was a ppc. Is Stan Laurel also in the running?
Mitch 6:51
which fucking planet is gordon living on eh??
Unfortunately, we know the answer to that one. A delivery van driver in Basildon yesterday said he was waiting to see if he would be affected by the loss of his 10p tax band. If the cost is about £300 they will probably have to go without their annual coach holiday.
During the 2007 leadership campaign Gordon was anxious to be photographed with supporters in Basildon. The local MP Angela Smith was particularly supportive of Gordon during his leadership campaign, as the local paper, the Echo, reported in greater detail.
Mr Brown told of a visit to Basildon in 1996 when he hatched a plan with Mrs Smith to take the seat from the Tories. (He) vowed to fight to increase the majority of Labour MP, Angela Smith, at the next election, despite boundary changes which make it a marginal seat. The new South Basildon and East Thurrock constituency, which loses the centre of Basildon, but takes in Pitsea, is 16th on the Tory hitlist at the next General Election.
"If I can achieve anything, it will be to increase Angela's majority at the next General Election."
Angela Smith is thought to be cacking herself ahead of the local elections where vhite van man has been caught flirting with the independent candidates. The BNP also believes it can make a showing as it has an organized field of candidates across the wards. Anything short of a rout will be touted as a Labour victory.
Des is Browned off as well.
'Gordon are giving I nightmares'surely?
Can you please post on Prescott's tragic ailment before we all die from want of an opportunity to express sympathy for the preposterous fat bastard?
It does seem odd that they can't find £700 million to put this right but can find tens of £billions to bale out the Banks from their mistakes.
"..There is hundreds of councillors who are going to lose their seats if Gordon doesn't listen. I am asking please Gordon for the last time wake up and smell the coffee..."
Anyone who speaks this ungrammatically has already lost my vote..
John Wiseman. The former Labour PPC for Westmorland and Lonsdale?
LEAVE POOR JOHN PRECOTT ALONE!!!
Not only was this poor man bulimic - he was also afraid to vomit.
Imagine the mental torture - being bulimic - being afraid to vomit - end result stuffing your face and stuffing your face a bit more...
...and more - no vomit - just more obesit.
This man deserves our sympathy.
Two good laughs for a Sunday morning though - Prescott saying his alleged bulimia was caused by "work" getting on top of him - thought that was his secretary - and how he'd decided to tell all now to encourage young women!
How many young women want to look like John Prescott - the recovering bulimic?
Max 10.24
I didn't realise that Oliver Hardy was a ppc. Is Stan Laurel also in the running?
YUP, He's the sitting MP
I see that Mr Wiseman kindly gives out his e-mail address on his Labourhome blog.
It is:
JWis221300@aol.com
for anyone who needs to contact him.
can't belive how stupid Boris just was in his Mayor debate.
The Interviewer was getting Ken to reveal what dipsticks Brown and New Labour are and Fucking Boris kept interrupting and got Ken off the HOOK. FFS Boris engage Brain before Gob!!!!
If Liebour supporters (have they still got any for God' sake!)think they've trouble now, you just wait and see the problems they have by the Autumn!
Petrol and diesel are about to rocket, let's say £1.50 per litre by the end of the year. Interest rates payable on mortgages - let's say the best you'll get is the standard variable rate, say 7.5%.
Producer price inflation is the highest its been since 1991, over 20% year on year. And sterling hasn't even semi-started its decline. Wait till its £1 to 1 Euro, £1 to $1.50.
Just watch price inflation rise then. This is the just the beginning of an economic meltdown not seen since the depression.
Wiseman is utterly oxymoronic.
@ Tom FD 8.52
They noticed right away, Tom, a year ago - they just didn't give a fuck, because they were ahead in the polls. Now they're not, so last year the poor could go hang, while this year suddenly it's crocodile tears all round for them.
Labour does, however, sincerely care about one small, marginalised group in society, a group which lacks the means to earn a decent living and therefore exists on state handouts in a ghastly, hopeless moral twilight.
That group is the Parliamentary Labour Party.
and let's not forget that 40% of people entitled to tax credits don't claim them because the system is so complex and the calculations are often incorrect, leading to further financial hardship.
let's face it, new labour are fucking useless.
Forget it John Wiseman, you are all doomed.It is about far, far more than taxing the poor (bad as that is). LuLab has become a government to be feared. I would start visiting your local jobcentre now. You NuLab lot are going to get what has been coming to you for a long time. I can't wait until the next general election night to watch the useless NuLab government collectively getting their Michael Portillo moment.
The Blair-haters among NuLabour are having their "Thatcher moment" now.
Just like the Tories did after they knifed Margaret in the back.
Act in haste - repent at leisure.
Oh how you cocksuckers must wish Tony was still in charge, you bunch of useless, self-serving ignoramuses!
You've landed yourself with a munter of a leader everyone hates, no-one trusts, and who is about to reap the rewards of 10 years of mismanagment of the economy, as well as taxing your poorest voters!
I hope your arses are all puckered up tighter than a gnat's chuff.
Because come election day, your seats will be swiftly removed from under your saggy, scrawny, crusty little cheeks and you'll be sent packing back to being parish councillors. Have a nice day!
DO NOT CLAIM TAX CREDITS!!
They give it to you one year, then claim they miscalculated and the next year they make you pay it back as a lump sum!
But who is to say that the recalculation is the correct calculation?
I know of four families tricked into obtaining Tax Credits. And EVERY one of them was told that there'd been a mistake and they all had to pay massive sums back next year, under threat of court action.
Four out of four? There's something very fishy about NuLabour.
My advice is to avoid Tax Credits even if you are stuffed by the new tax rate. Or you'll pay much more next year.
All I can say is that Labour can still recover, but we do need a change of strategy on tax.
Wiseman
Get back under your stone.
John Wiseman:
All I can say is that Labour in Westmorland and Lonsdale cannot recover from the damage you have done and they need a change of strategy, not on tax, but on their prospective parliamentary candidate.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Joey Boswell's fat younger brother in "Bread"?
I feel that a career outside politics beckons for you.
As do most of the Labour Party.
That is no nightmare, Mr Wiseman, that is a mirror.
God, just look at him. Another little piggy who wants to get his snout into the NuLab trough!
john wiseman,
you are a fucking spastic.
do us all a favour and fuck off back to labourbloggers4war you flesh eating zombie.
I'll put money on U - turn right before May 1st. Having just read Peter Obourne's book, I am firmly of the opinion that we hear nothing on the news that they dont want us to hear. So we get Gordon Browns Poll Tax moment whipping the voters into a frenzy, then he graciously climbs down at the last minute and we all vote labour again with a sigh of relief.
Alternatively he just doesn't give a fuck. Another section of Obourne's excellent book tells us that the government of the day needs only to appeal to a very small number of swing voters - who probably are not the same people who will get fucked over by this change in tax.
Either way, Brown is a fucking asshole and deserves to be impailed on a spike and left to slide down it slowly as we all hurl our faeces at him.
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