Kick in the Balls
This is pretty addictive - a role playing game. Once you master the keyboard skills you (as Jack Straw) can head butt, kick, punch, round house, upper cut, right hook, elbow on jump on Ed Balls. The parliamentary web-servers are overloaded with players this morning...This game has been produced by Her Majesty's Official Opposition. The Guidoisation of democracy continues...
55 comments:
Childish, student politics. Whatever next, life sized newcastle brown ale bottles...YAWN
anon 12.12
SO WHAT?!!!
seriously, get down off your high horse and then go to imaboringbastard.com
Fuck me
Imagine just how much of a pussy you must be to feel menaced by Jack Straw (if he wasnt a smirking commissar with the NKVD behind him)
Probably been listening to way too much rap music to ingratiate himself
"wid da sistas" as we all know he has a taste for black velvet.
Excellent. I gave Ed a good kicking (and butting, but don't print that, Gordon might get the worng idea!!)
you can head butt, kick, punch, round house, upper cut, right hook, elbow on jump on Ed Balls.
Shame. If it was like Manhunt you could smash a bottle in his face, strangle him with wire or put a plastic bag over his head and suffocate him.
As much as I hate Ed Balls, it really would be more fun if it was Gordon that we were able to head butt, kick, punch, round house, upper cut, right hook and elbow...
anon 12.12,
well fuck off then you boring cunt.
bitch fight, excellent!
it is rather unfair though, sweaty balls is a big fat twat and straw is a scrawny fucker.
'I've never been so insulted!' cried straw, what an old tart.
keep upsetting your colleagues balls, you are doing the tories work for them you pompous deluded oaf.
what a pair of cunts!
now what about hoon V short, I reckon she'd take him.
http://tinyurl.com/6ceknl
anyone care to hazard a guess whats inducing the reactions in this picture? Dame Kelly even has her mouth open...Sarah just looks disgusted...
Jack wins!
And that's No Balls!
Though as Ed would say: "So What?"
anonymous is worried about childish, student politics? Jesus Christ! Now he gets it! We've been governed for the past 11 years by childish, student politicians. Local government, the civil service, the NHS, the BBC, all social work departments are all both replate with, and run by, childish, student politicians. Amazing to hear a leftie actually begin to understand the country's problems but then, it was probably accidental.
'This game has been produced by Her Majesty's Official Opposition. The Guidoisation of democracy continues...'
Oh dearie me bollocks. We are all in the shit then!
I'm going to kick, headbutt, and punch the shit out of all the white working-class bnp scumbag trolls who have crawled out of the woodwork here in the last couple of days.
I've been looking for new trolls to destroy so come on you white chav bnp losers come out if you think you're hard enough to take me on.
I bet thats enough to scare most of you white-trash fascist cowards into running a mile.
If you don't like diversity then fuck off and go and live elsewhere you Nazi cunts.
OT, but has anyone read GF's link to the Poorly Toynbee article. The womans' delusional , she actually says these clowns have done enough to deserve another term.
Brilliant! Readers might like to know that if you save the page to your PC ("Save page as..." "web page complete" they'll see a file 'fight.swf' in the folder. Launch that in your browser and you'll see it full size and no need to connect to the website whenever you want to play.
Sorry to be geeky
http://www.davidwrightmp.org.uk/
Telford MP David Wright has pledged to work with residents in Randlay to keep their Post Office open. The Post Office announced today that only one branch in the Telford constituency will close, with ten being retained.
“My opponent at the next election is shown in a photograph on his website campaigning outside a Post Office that isn’t threatened which just proves their approach smacks of the worst kind of political opportunism.”
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So how did this opportunistic MP vote?
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Surely he didn't vote for the national closure programme along with the following hypocritical Labour members whom have have all complained about their closure of post offices in the areas that they represent.
Jack Straw, the justice secretary, Jacqui Smith, the home secretary, Geoff Hoon, the chief whip, Andy Burnham, the culture secretary, John Denham, the universities secretary, and Paul Murphy, the Welsh secretary, Tessa Jowell, the Olympics minister.
Any kind poster know any way of finding out?
"The parliamentary web servers are overloaded with players this morning"
a) how in the name of f**k do you know?
b) Parliament is in recess, so the servers are unlikely to be particularly overloaded.
c) if you're going to make an inane tossaway comment, at least choose somewhere more credible like the Ministry of Justice or the Dept for Children etc.
Muppet.
the Guidoisation of the Tory Party more like.
A smash of glass and a rumble of boots
An electric train and a ripped up 'phone booth
Paint splattered walls and the cry of a tomcat
Lights going out and a kick in the balls.
That's Entertainment
This game is almost identical to another older version
http://www.urban75.org/useless/fighter.html
It is called plagerism and we kick people out of university for it.
Did anyone see Nick Clegg getting bitchslapped by Malcolm Rifkind on Newsnight last night? Now that was funny...
Team Brown:
We must have a decision for the press Prime Minister.
Gordon Brown:
Tell them Tessa Jowell is going to the opening ceremony.
Team Brown:
And who's going to the closing one?
Gordon Brown:
Connie Huq. And be sure its to say because of my Boycott.
Team Brown:
You are boycotting the end of the games?
Gordon Brown:
No.I am attending a luncheon in honour of Geoffrey Boycott.But leave the meaning opaque.
Team Brown:
And when was this arranged PM?
Gordon Brown:
I'm arranging it now.
Hope Jack's 'mighty punch' floors Ed.
What a pair of silly billys Ed and his partener are.
Anonymous said... 12:12 PM
Whatever next, life sized newcastle brown ale bottles...YAWN
I think you mean life size 'Brown Bottlers.'
With the appropriate Newcastle Northern Crock label of course.
Maybe they could do a version for the Nintendo Wii featuring an all star line-up of Broon, Balls, Harman, Cooper, Blears, the Milibands as a tag-team duo...it would sort out Britain's obesity crisis overnight.
A role playing game?!? You need to do a bit of research into videogame genres Guido, this is a 2D fighter.
A role playing game involves going on a quest, collecting items, levelling up specific skills, carrying out tasks, etc.
What do you get if you win? The chance to grope a Blair Babe in the lift?
Anytime thick as a fucking plank, i'd so enjoy re-educating you . A fucking muppet of the first order, come on cunt!
Careful chaps - last time anyone threatened to shoot Jack they tapped the phones of hundreds of internet users who were campaigning against the handgun ban. Truly democracy in action.
anon 13:37
"It is called plagerism and we kick people out of university for it."
You don't kick 'em out for being unable to spell then?
anon 1.37.
It might be 'plagiarism'.
I do hope that you are not one of the 'we' kicking people out of university.
If so, do tell us which esteemed establishment you teach at.
Thick As Thieves [12.58]
Calm Down Dear! - It's Only a Blog...
Thickas??? @ 12.58 - be careful how you characterise all of us who are not into this multi-culti diversity bullshit you espouse - we are not all the white trash, working-class fascist bnp Nazi chavs you would make us out to be. Some of us have fucked off from the diverse hellhole you inhabit despite being none of those things. You have, however made yourself into the recruiting poster for the BNP, and perhaps that is who you support.
In any event you are beginninig to piss me off again with your proprietorial air over Mr Fawkes' blog, and on a point of order re your threat to "kick, headbutt, and punch the shit out of"..anyone - don't forget the old saying, which I will paraphrase for you "Don't bring your fists to a gunfight"
No - make a Mii on your Wii that looks like Ed Balls and then kick the sh1t out of him in boxing
"THICK AS THIEVES"
I take It that you are some kind of darkie?
Dont unpack you're going back!
Anon 1:37pm
"This game is almost identical to another older version
http://www.urban75.org/useless/fighter.html
It is called plagerism and we kick people out of university for it."
1. The word you were looking for is "plagiarism" (note the spelling).
2. If you look carefully on this wonderful thing called the internet, you will find open source, unlimited code for this game, and plenty of others besides.
Methinks you weren't thrown out of university youself, but only because you never got there in the first place.
They've used the font from my favourite film, Fight Club
@ Telford calling and any others interested in exposing hypocracy
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cm080319/debtext/80319-0022.htm
hansard debate and voting
David Wight MP voted in the commons for closure of Post Offices
Is Thieves the alternate way of spelling Shit?
Ever heard of eCall? Its a system whereby all new cars sold in the EU after 2010 will be fitted with a GPS system. The idea is that the EU will be able to trace where you are at all times. They tell us they want to keep us safe from nasty accidents. I wonder who is keeping us safe from the EU?
Wherever you go, Barosso will know where you are....
So who threw shit at Sebastian Shakespeare (Evening Std) this am, was it you Mr Fawks?
AH
This is even better than the caption competition. Not really.
TWAT.
"I'm going to kick, headbutt, and punch the shit out of all the white working-class bnp scumbag trolls who have crawled out of the woodwork here in the last couple of days.
You racist TWAT, I seriously doubt you could punch your way out of a wet paper bag.
As 45 has said more than once. You do not own this blog, you are not the fucking police and I have no idea who you are ranting about. Name names you retard and try reducing your output by 50% because you sir, are a bore.
Thank fuck i'm on the side of 45govt and the Beast of Clerkenwell. Brilliant comments, one of the reasons this blog is fucking outstanding. Thicker than pig shit, go fuck yourself you useless bone idle cunt. You are the troll, off with his fucking head!
the game's a bit weird. I've played a few rounds and sometimes Ed Balls becomes partially invisible, on one occasion he shrank in the middle of the screen for the whole round so he looked like an irritating insect. (Which, thinking about it, isn't so unrealistic a depiction of Balls.) The only disappointment is that the Tory message only comes up if the player loses. And to be honest, it's not easy enough to lose this game...
Anonymous at 12:12 (April 11th) said:
Whatever next, life sized newcastle brown ale bottles...YAWN
If you bring the bottles, I'll fetch the beer mats!
its fantastic, use the head butt and bollocks kicks , gets ed every time LOL
Balls goes down rather easily, doesn't he?
I mean he goes down easily when you punch him. Obviously, he goes down very, very easily when Gordon is in the vicinity.
Bleurgh! When I typed that, I had a momentary vision of Balls and Cooper, naked. What an unspeakably horrible image that is...
2.26 pm - hello, Jane Griffiths.
Telford Calling mentions David "I'm a local jockey, me" Wright.
Jockey is an expression from the area that pre-dates Telford (it means chap) and David Wright plays on his local roots whilst ignoring the fact that yes, he DID vote for Post Office closures.
He had some curious joint deal with the former Labour candidate in the neighbouring Wrekin Ward to leaflet the area making spurious claims about the sitting -and very popular- Tory MP), Mark Pritchard.
The Wrekin Labour candidate Alison Wedgwood was forced to resign when it became clear she lied about her address, pretending she was living in the constituency when she actually lived on the other side of Staffordshire. There were other lies in her short-lived campaign, but that was the biggest and best.
Of course the official version was that strongly feminist Alison could not remain as a candidate as it was interfering with her husband's job! Yes, of course. Makes perfect sense.
At present Wrekin Labour has no candidate.
10.10pm - hello, Jack Straw
TAT copycat 12.58,
I don't double space, you fucking spastic!
Guido, is it possible to delete this moron's garbage.
I must be doing something right to wind these wankers up.
oh and to all the readers who fell for that spastic's misrepresentation, try to be more discerning and less gullible next time.
you are queueing up to have a pop at me, aren't you.
excellent!
45, I didn't think you'd fall for it sir.
I was having a piss in a pub bogs once and Ed Balls walked in, he has a tiny cock. Just thought you'd like to know.
Ed Ball's has a tiny cock said...
'I was having a piss in a pub bogs once and Ed Balls walked in, he has a tiny cock. Just thought you'd like to know.'
Well you thought wrong you knob jockey. Now; i would like to know when he has shoved it in thick as shit's mouth so it shut's him the fuck up!
4.47pm,
you are definitely a spastic.
bye.
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