Jonah Brown Goes to America, Dollar Crashes to All Time Low
The Jonah effect is becoming scary, Gordon lands in America in the morning and the dollar crashes to an all time historic low by lunchtime. There really is something in this - within weeks of him becoming PM the country was hit by terror fire, pestilence and floods. He is a curse on everything he touches.
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Can we please have him doing some more campaigning for Ken?
I would love to see the Jonah effect pay off in Ken's early retirement.
Stephen
That's weird, as I was reading this the biscuit I was dunking in my tea broke.
The man is flippin cursed I tell yee!
He is a curse on everything he touches reckons Guido. Bloody hell, I bet Simon Browns nether regions are in bleeding bits.
And the three presidential candidates plan to meet him. Are that mad?
And since Mr Brown has become PM, sex industry jobs have been accepted for placing with Job Centre Plus. "Nude webcam operators."
Though they kindly point out that job seekers won't be penalised for not applying for the job and flashing their minge and boobs at Internet punters. You just could not make it up, could you? The Jonah effect is all-pervasive, isn't it?
Jonah's government wants women to earn money by flashing their bits live on the net
Perfect, god he is such a twat.
A message to the world - we did not vote for him....he will be gone soon! Promise!
Bet the Yanks are shitting themselves in case he decides to go sightseeing at Yellowstone Park...
Yeah - he's even reversed global warming. Snowing in April.
Looks like Al Gore will be the Next US president then.
And the three presidential candidates plan to meet him. Are that mad?
Michael Crick was suggestiung on last night's Newsnight that Barak Obama may not have time in his schedule to meet Brown today. Just hope Jonah spends more time with Billary Clinton
Could you imagine the state of Eddy Bollox's anus, it must have prolapsed by now.
The pound too is at a record low verus the Euro.......fx dealers can vote with their money and leave the s(t)inking ship with the click of a mouse.Sadly the rest of us are lumbered(for the meanwhile).
Ah but he might not touch them - the only hope for the olympics is HE DID NOT TOUCH THAT TORCH!
There was a suggestion that Obama might not have been able to see McTwat, due to the fact that he was worried about his standing the upcoming primary in Pennsylvania. I think the reality is that he doesn't want his campaign to fall apart after meeting McJonah...
He does seem to be a curse on everything he touches - especially our money. Now he seems to be hell bent on buying up all the dodgy mortgages from the last few years to manufacture a 'recovery' before he calls the next election. The Jonah effect won't be so amusing come the 2011 tax burden.
I think there really is something of beyond about Brown you know. Have you noticed that he delivers a very scary, manic smile at inappropriate times in interviews? As though it's out of Sync with earth timing. It's really weird. Perhaps he's been sent here by creatures from another place.
Can't we use this to our advantage? Currently the pound is pretty much in freefall against the Euro (ok, to some of us that's a real blessing) but couldn't Darling Balls could come up with a strategy that sees Gordon attending every EU finance meeting and doing a full tour of every EU member state? I bet that after just the first few visits that the Euro would start to drop back to 1.5/£ or lower.
Guido,
Can you prepare and make available a table or list of all Jonah activities - to be updated on a hourly/ daily/ weekly basis. To make it manageable should start when he became PM - to go back 11 years to include his rape of pension funds, sale of gold reserves etc etc would take too long (but might be compelling!). Would then become compulsory reading for every Conservative candidate.
I am sure all of us would be prepared to contribute!
@AnyoneButBrown:
And at least 2 out of the 3 are going to lose. The man is cursed.
It's not all bad news for Gordon. At least he may be protected against prostate cancer :
Masturbating may protect against prostate cancer
Perhaps we should send him to Zimbabwe? God forbid he should ever become involved in the Northern Ireland peace process: we'd have the army back there by tea-time.
when was the last time we had a PM assassinated?
Long overdue methinks.
Obama should avoid meeting him. McCain and Clintons are Bilderberg infected and have no choice but to shake the hand of the destroyer.
Strangely enough we're at a big tipping point for the Euro.We'll get the denouement in a few days.I would say down to 1.5.(Just for fun I don't trade like that).
I wonder if a plane will crash into the UN building, which remained remarkably unscathed after 9/11 ?
Mind you, didn't a certain US President say that half the floors in the UN could be removed without any discernible difference in its performance ?
The dollar has been crashing to record lows against the euro for months.
Guido, you’re just trolling. Can’t you think of something better to attack Brown for?
Everything crashes, except his bloody plane.
Yet another attack on Brown from his own side.
Gordon Brown came under stinging attack from within his own party today when a leading Labour peer described him as weak and indecisive and said that his only purpose in life was "to remind people how good Tony Blair was".
Isn't it strange how you never see him and Be'elzebub in the same place at the same time?
Spooky
Bloody Freaks
Seems Obama is the only one with enough respect for curses to avoid any meeting, chance or otherwise with the Jonah.
Watch and enjoy the Hillbilly Clint and Mccain's get ovenfried.
Incidentally, I saw Jonah working the streets for the Newt, nothing seems to have happened so far, I live in hope though.
Mr Blobby
The FTSE 100 shot up 2% the moment Brown left the country.
Jonah? Mr. Bean? Macavity? Rocking Horse Jockey? Will the real Gordon please come out. Actually, on second thoughts, don't. Just fuck off.
He is in league with Lucifer – BURN HIM !!!
It’s only fair and the only way to be sure.
From CBBC website November
Is Gordon Brown unlucky?
One person who definitely won't be at Wembley is Prime Minister Gordon Brown, as some people think he is unlucky!
He was at Hampden Park for Scotland's 2-1 loss to Italy on Saturday, England's rugby World Cup final defeat to South Africa and England's 2-1 footie loss to Germany in August.
A spokesman for Mr Brown told a British newspaper that he wouldn't be at the match on Wednesday.
England need jut 1 point to qualify.
[ even a statement about attending was enough!]
Excellent story on Daily Mail site:
"Gordon Brown was put on earth to remind people how good Tony Blair was." - Lord Desai
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559944&in_page_id=1770
anon 11:20
'As though it's out of Sync with earth timing. It's really weird. Perhaps he's been sent here by creatures from another place.
Our David was right all along. He is a fucking repulsive reptilian from the planet gobblysnot.
oh of course, it wasn't the pope who may be cursed, or yet another right-wing monetarist republican givernment perhaps?
anon 11:39
spencer perceval was the last pm assasinated in 1812....
just a history lesson...
but then gordon knows everything about history
Brown's at the centre of that awful silence that come just before the gods strike down hubris. The whole world is backing away out of the target area.
After Gordon's (Aka Jonah) meeting with Wall Street firms yesterday, Merrill Lynch announces the axing of 4,000 jobs today.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2008/apr/17/merrilllynch.subprimecrisis
Anonymous said...
'oh of course, it wasn't the pope who may be cursed, or yet another right-wing monetarist republican givernment perhaps?'
Your right there mate, well done. Its fucking Gaydon. Fucking delicious! is a cunt but one thing he said that is corect is:
Remember shit is brown, and brown is shit.
The story about the kid wiping his snot stained hand onto David Cameron's back... I bet the Mcsnotmeister general put him up to it...
PM Brown Named 'Britain's Biggest Bore'
Struggling Gordon Brown has been hit by another blow - Brits reckon the PM is the nation's biggest bore, according to a poll.
Nearly a third of Brits reckon Mr Brown is the bottom of the pile when it comes to charisma (32 per cent). And Brown's government was hit by a double whammy in the poll, with Chancellor Alistair Darling voted the second dullest Brit.
Uri Geller used to do some spoon bending or mind powers on TV and then ask people to check things in their homes. People would phone in reporting clocks stopped, or a suddenly falling picture from the walls etc, at that exact moment.
I tried an experiment. I put up a newspaper picture of Mr Brown [he looks a bit mystical as he has something on his forehead] in the kitchen.
After a day I checked around the kitchen but everything seemed to be in order. It was only when I went into the garden that I noticed something had happened.
My house had fallen in value by 20%
Someone should check him for a 666 birthmark
Just seen this on Timesonline
A great Jonah UN Performance!
http://timesonline.typepad.com/politics/2008/04/unfortunate-bro.html
BQ that is good even by your own high standards.
Guido, you are just not right about GB: "since Brown's breakfast on Tuesday, Barclays and HBOS are both up around 10%. That's one helluva rise....."
I think we have forgotten TB midas touch like one Millenium Dome etc....
For God's sake don't let him near China this summer: there'll be a bird-flu outbreak. With food riots, we really will have the horsemen saddling up..
God help the UK when Snottie McTwat returns...
That's my boy!
I remember when I was a kid in the mid-fifties, benefiting from the wisdom/worldliness of an older boy (ca.14)who informed me that a particular grown-up was 'a brown'. Affecting scorn that this snippet had fallen on stony ground he expanded, something like, "You know......men 'doing it' to men". Although I'm sure I hadn't a bloody clue what he was talking about I also recollect from further discussions that 'brown' in this context could be verbalised, i.e. 'to brown' (someone); applied, most probably, to the act of male congress, etc., etc. The corollary was, of course, that armed with this fascinating - if little understood - new knowledge, its apparent unsavouriness demanded it be shared with pals, most of whom thereafter indulged in constant (if undeserved) references to all and sundry males such as "He's a brown" or "Are you (a) brown?"
As far as I'm aware such epithets fell out of use many years ago. But over fifty years later, I think I'd speak for all of us - notwithstanding the unfortunate coincidence of our fine PM's name and my childhood recollections - if I say his popularity and reputation for robust heterosexuality would ensure that similar childish references, were they to make a come-back, could never fairly be applied to him.
Oh. And, yes. I *am* a little ill at ease with the thought that the subject described has remained so deeply embedded in my psyche; the more so that I recall it with such clarity.
It goes from bad to worse for Jonah.
The New york Times have written a far from flattering report on him.
They seem to have deliberately chosen the most Mr Bean like picture they could find.
anon 2:57
Haha!
Gordon Brown trying to look like Rik Mayall in The New Statesman? Mr Nobody in his best funeral suit trying to look statesmanlike just looks more like he's trying to work out when he can sneak his latest nostril excavation into his mouth without being caught on camera.
What a sad old man.
Anonymous said...
It goes from bad to worse for Jonah.
its kind of sweet though.. look he's bought some flowers
Gordo has the Shidas Touch....
Lord Desai starts to turn the knife
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7352612.stm
Does this count as a Jonah effect?
Front page of the Birmingham Evening Mail:
TELECOMS giant Fujitsu is sacrificing 140 Midland jobs by switching work to the USA - weeks after Gordon Brown praised the firm for offering UK jobs to overseas workers.
http://www.birminghammail.net/news/birmingham-news/2008/04/17/140-jobs-axed-at-fujitsu-97319-20777177/
or
http://tinyurl.com/59b29s
Nice to see he's jinxing journalists at the daily mail now:
"He spent 45 minutes with Democrat Barack Obama and then met republican candidates John McCain and Hillary Clinton."
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=559944&in_page_id=1770&in_page_id=1770&expand=true#StartComments
As Mugabe's comments on wee Gordon prove, just because you're mad doesn't mean that you're stupid.
The Preseli View
OT but....
Smith resigns from government over 10p tax rate.
This futile gesture would have indicated concern for the poor if carried out at the time of the last budget, but executed now only indicates concern for the Labour Party.
#Everything crashes, except his bloody plane.#
Well he was looking out of the window at a plane when both its engines failed when he was about to set off for china. What are the chances ?
Every day now the pound hits a new low agains the euro. The Gord may have abolished "Tory boom and bust" but instead we'll be collecting our wages in wheelbarrows and our banks will all have imploded.
And now we hear that he has met ALL THREE of the main candidates for the Presidency of the United States !!
I can't wait for next year and the inauguration of President Ralph Nader ..
Is he not more like the whale?
Gordo is relying on the low paid to bail him out with the extra taxes he's going to rake in from them. Gordo feels only contempt for those earning less than 18.5K and is going to squeeze those critters till the pips squeak. If they're elderly and he forces them into an early grave, splendid, splendid, all part of the plan cos then Gordon will get the inheritance tax too.
Gavyn 4:41 PM, April 17, 2008
Gordo has the Shidas Touch....
The Shidas Touch. Spot on, mate
Guido, don't forget the earthquake we had a few weeks ago. Very odd don't you think.
I'm amazed any politician in any country is even willing to shake hands with Jonah Snotgobbler.
They should be running a mile.
Elections will be lost, currencies will fall, earthquakes will quake and clouds of shit-eating locust will descend on anyone contaminated by the nostril-probing one.
He's about as popular as the fucker who shot the albatros in the Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.
"And I had done an hellish thing,
And it would work 'em woe:
For all averred, I had killed the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
'Ah Brown!' said they, 'the bird to slay,
That made the breeze to blow!' "
Some minor hack in the government has backed down from resignation over income tax after Jonah spoke.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7353273.stm
Shame that the 'resignation' was all over the Radio 4 News at 6.
Labour MPs are just like a jelly fish, no spine, and no substance.
Oh dear, right after meeting Obama ....
A fatigued and hesitant Barack Obama appeared badly rattled when peppered with almost relentlessly hostile questions combined with strident attacks from his rival Hillary Clinton during a televised debate this morning.
Mr Obama, who holds a clear national opinion poll lead and seemed to have weathered recent crises before Tuesday's crucial Pennsylvania primary, gave what even his allies said was perhaps his poorest performance of the 21 Democratic debates.
If Mr Obama's people read the occasional Guido Fawkes post they might have been able to plan for the Gordon Jonah Effect.
obama's people do read Guido's blog.
Thicker with each posting said:
'obama's people do read Guido's blog.'
How the fuck would you know that? Dont tell me, he is your best mate. Get the men in white coats please, deluded cunt on Guido.
I know lots of people.
none of them are cunts like you though.
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