Guido Predicts...
Boris will win and nothing else will really matter tomorrow. Polly Toynbee and all the rest of the chattering classes will choke on their words. Labour will finally understand in their collective consciousness that they made a terrible choice in replacing the triple election-winning Tony with the triple election-avoiding* Gordon.They will also know that if Boris can win London, Cameron can win Britain. Gordon is a loser...
*1994 avoids risking challenging Tony for the leadership. July 2007 engineers a coronation through menace and intimidation to avoid a challenge for the leadership. October 2007 funks calling a general election to obtain a personal mandate in the face of a resurgent Conservative Party.
79 comments:
Go Boris, GO!!
Brown also dithered about becoming an MP in 1979, he was ready for a seat but ducked out, preferring to wait until 1983.
Brown's an election loser: he crafted the "tax bombshells" that backfired to cost John Smith the General Election in 1992.
If Boris does win (and I still have doubts whether he can or not) the best part will be reading the outpourings of grief in the Guardian.
Win it Boris!!!
I always thought that Gordon was a moron not to mention being the accursed one-eyed son of the manse, but above all I hope he is a loser SOON...
Any truth in the rumour that observers from Zimbabwe are on their way to look at our postal vote system?
Harriett Harman gives her side of the story and backs Kate Hoey-yo-yo backing for Boris, I mean Ken, I mean Boris... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYOaNuAt4_c&eurl
Er ... anointing Blair in the first place was a terrible choice for the bruvvers.
But then they are morons by definition.
I must say the idea of having someone literate (Johnson) in a prominent position in public life is very appealing, even if he turns out to be a complete twat as an administrator. My butler has instructions to switch off the radio or TV whenever the nasal lower-middle-class whine of that horrid little man, the present incumbent, pollute the airwaves.
However, the London results don't come through til Friday morning so I suspect the tonking Gordon gets throughout the rest of the country will be widely reported in Friday's papers.
please don't cheerlead for tb; i hate gordon the moron as much as the next man but his nemesis is not only just as crap, he's far more dangerous. just you wait til he's president of europe and sets about creating his authoritarian fantasy.
Guido,
Can you confirm Ken is using the poster image you show ?
And again on May 2nd ?
Boris is an intellectual tit. Simon Heffer got him to a tee in the Telegraph today. Ken will win, no doubt about it.
Praguetory said...
"However, the London results don't come through til Friday morning"
The London Mayoral results are due on Friday evening (about 9.00 p.m.). The count doesn't start until Friday morning.
Blair was detested before he left and even though the Snotgobbler is of monumental incompetence, nearly all the bad news that is happening now, would have happened anyway.
Blair was lucky that he got when he did, for he is just as much to blame, as the current horror show.
What is frightening is that GB's record on avoiding proper challenges means he would be much more likely to look for (or engineer?) a national emergency in order to avoid an election.
If his fantasy is for a whopping great security and economic emergency which justifies re-imposing rationing, ID cards and wholesale nationalization of industry, he's going the right way about creating that scenario.
(Except this time there won't be any GIs waving stockings and chocolate about.)
we have all been waiting for the tipping point. I think kate hoey's involvement in boris's olympic plans are that very point.
the new labour war party has nowhere to run.
and kate's decision exemplifies that shift of power.
let's just hope the tories don't get too carried away. their main job will be repairing the constitutional and institutional damage new labour has purposely done.
note to osborne: do you intend to tax the poor aswell, numbnuts?
don't be a cunt, raise the allowance to £10,000 and exempt low earners from NI.
I believe it is only fair to tell you that if you don't do the right, morally correct thing then I will categorize you as a zombie flesh eater and you will be dealt with extremely vigorously.
these cunts just don't get it, do they?
I wonder how near fatal gordons dose will be on Friday before they tell him that labour don't have a single councilor left and Boris is Mayor.
Wonder how Pollyanna will spin it.
As much as I would love to agree, I fear that tomorrow will be a major stitch up job for all but Labour and Gordon Mugabe.
Anyone who was as annoyed as I was at the anodyne performance of John Humphries on Today this morning really ought to listen to Nicky Campbell on Radio 5 this morning - he got him for what he was completely. It ought to get the widest possible coverage, although it won't.
if ken loses they will sack Gordon, get someone new in and beat Cameron.
be careful what you wish for!
win mayor and lose the general election, lose mayor and win the general election - its your choice!
It is true Ken will win, do you have any idea of the number of postal votes going out and how many members of common(communist)purpose will be overseeing the polling boxes overnight!
besides Boris got his as kicked in all the debates, the guy is a loser even in a strait fight.
Will Murdoch
a...relocate his tax base to Ireland?
b...dump on Gordo?
c...both?
Answers please to D Pitt-Wilson(dontwannabe Lab Gen Sec) in Dublin.
700,000 postal ballot papers issued in London, there is no doubt that the usual mass Islamic electoral fraud - as acknowledged even by the ultra-left Joseph Rowntree Trust - in favour of Labour, will already be in the bag.
april 8th gordon dismisses fears of a house price crash
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2008/04/time-to-make-stand.html
april 30th house prices start to fall year on year for the first time since the Tory boom and bust crash
I Am Right said "Harriett Harman ... backs Kate Hoey-yo-yo backing for Boris, I mean Ken, I mean Boris...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYOaNuAt4_c&eurl
Stupid bitch HH exempifies all that is wrong with these useless labour wiminn.
Great link with a feisty media girl taking on a senior Lab Gov member who tries to take cover with a gurlie cry-in.
Meanwhile, we of the Provinces look to you London for the lead tomrrow.
Get off your arse and go Vote Boris !
If Blair was still PM, chances are the headlines would be that Ken has been weakened by Blairs illegal war, cash for peerages etc. etc. etc. So I have to differ with you Guido that "replacing the triple election winning" Blair is a significant issue here. Just because he TB was replaced by the wrong man doesn't change that he was a lame PM tainted by corruption etc.
London has a tough choice that is not really about party politics, but between Ken, tainted by misappropriation of funds, and Boris, tainted by, well bonkerness.
According to C4 news, most of London is being turned into a series of bail hostels run by a firm called Clearspring.
Local authorities were not consulted; was Ken?
Thick shit thieves on Osbourne said:
'believe it is only fair to tell you that if you don't do the right, morally correct thing then I will categorize you as a zombie flesh eater and you will be dealt with extremely vigorously.
these cunts just don't get it, do they?'
I bet he's quaking in his fucking boots now, TAT twat has Osbourne on his list. Nurse, get the fucker in solitary please and burp her, silly old tart sounds windy again.
If Bozza wins, Im going to buy the Mirror, Guardian and Independent for the first time in my life
"Ken will win, no doubt about it."
That at least is demonstrably untrue.
Thick shit thieves on Osbourne said:
'believe it is only fair to tell you that if you don't do the right, morally correct thing then I will categorize you as a zombie flesh eater and you will be dealt with extremely vigorously.
these cunts just don't get it, do they?'
Osborn being the NWO bilderburger pupet as he has admited will do what his masters tell him to.
the destruction of democracy, and boarders, plus the enslavement of the British forced to compete with the working and living conditions of the Chinese.
today i think we saw part of the nu zombies scorched earth policies , personally I thiught they were more like a mild singe-ing
humphreys on today pro was on good form . informing of us all of how it had turned to crap , and had microphobe spluttering at "you were warned about this 1 year ago why didnt you do somthing then" we had the useuall no john you are wrong that isnt what we have done , slipping around . no in depth on wonk inflation figs , however banks "wreckless gamble" had some miliage .although gordons jibe on changing the constitution was more angry than sensible
pmqs review
the planted questions were woeful , stephen pounds assault didnt get an answer (mr speaker job) , but basically gordon went on figures , we have done this working towards that. this refusual to not see figures that are relevnt is amazing . then backs figures with a bit of 1980s labour spin.
a much kinder david cameron went on developing theme of pure political gain and not national interest is proving to have some worth , of course gordons counter has been "we are making the right long term decisions" , the red despot spotter has to ask if that is the case why was he unable to make them when chancellor and avoid a run on a bank.
of course the headline unemployment figs do show improvement , but the immigration numbers are they included in employment , surely employment would be much better if immigration was less !!
gordons jibe at cameron being "shallow salesman" i dont think is as bad as incompetant pm . wee dougie looked anguished , milliband laughing his socks off and harmen was reserved .
so we now see gordon the bare knuckle fighter , with his stats one two , cameron using quotations soft shoe shuffle . gordon was vague cameron precise .
best question i think went to cleggs second question although gordon decided to rubbish him rather than answer .
donations question showed some worry for gordon i think.
despite gordons "nothing to worry about" themeing , tell your family and friends that whatever they do dont vote labour , they will be taxed to death and lose there freedoms more as this goverment progresses , nu labour has to be stopped ,or common purpose will be the only future you have !!
Close as can be called really, and so dependent on who you ask and where.
Ken and his shitocrat islamofacist scum friends may swing it for him with the binbags burkas and postal votes but will it be enough, the newt has pissed off a lot of londoners.
Gordon Brown and George Bush are sat in a pub - there is only one other man in there and a dog laid by the fire.
The other man in the pub walks out and about five minutes later another man walks in and lifts up the dogs tail.
When the landlord asks the man what he was doing, he replied:
"Well the bloke who just walked out said there was a dog in here with two assholes!"
Rumours that Douglas Alexander is clinically depressed and going through a breakdown.
May be "rested" in the post-election reshuffle.
"I must say the idea of having someone literate (Johnson) in a prominent position in public life is very appealing, even if he turns out to be a complete twat as an administrator. My butler has instructions to switch off the radio or TV whenever the nasal lower-middle-class whine of that horrid little man, the present incumbent, pollute the airwaves."
Comment of the day.
Gordo also flunked the Lisbon treaty referendum.
In my darkest moments, I keep thinking Ken may win. Imagine how smug he will be. First thing he will do is reinstate Jasper. There will be no stopping him. It is quite amazing that he has not lost an election in 25 years. Surely London must be the only city in the world that would vote in a man who backed the terrorists [IRA] who bombed it.
Still, here's hoping that Boris will do it. The Labour party will make life hell for him if he does. Let's hope the Tories are prepared for war.
Little Black Sambo said...
"Ken will win, no doubt about it."
That at least is demonstrably untrue.
Shut up you silly sambo!
Spending as I do a considerable time backing horses I make Ken even money and Boris 13/8 against.The postal votes being the equivalent of not breaking on terms for poor Boris.Only saving factor I have been out of form since Newmarket and hope I am wrong.
Election fraud driven by immigrants practising “village politics” of the Indian sub-continent could be a crucial factor in deciding the future control of Birmingham City Council, a major report warns today.
Family loyalties, the dominance of men and the existence of the “biraderi” clan system among British Asians provides perfect conditions for widespread rigging of postal votes and other electoral malpractice in Britain’s major cities, according to the Joseph Rowntree Reform Trust. In a 94-page report called Purity of Elections in the UK – Causes for Concern, the trust argues that the UK’s election system is close to breaking point and at risk of fraud, as the countdown to May’s local elections gets under way.
The study says the turning point in recognising Britain has a problem with election fraud came in 2005 when a court found six Birmingham Labour Party members in Aston and Bordesley Green, all Asian men, guilty of tampering with thousands of postal ballots. Unquote.
Any of you tossers in London sitting in front of your computers, don't just get off your fat arses and vote Boris, get knocking on some doors too. Else it's four more years of that cunt.
The BBC are getting worried. This piece of shameless propaganda has appeared on their (i.e. the licence-fee payers') website.
Their ultimate nightmare:
1. Boris gets in
2. Gordon is dumped by PLP; Benn/Straw/Miliband/Uncle Tom Cobley/Who-Gives-a-Rat's-Verruca? takes over
3. (Day 1) Zanu Liebore are trashed in general election
4. (Day 1) Dave visits Her Maj
5. (Day 2) Dave and his pals remember all the kindnesses they have received from the BBC
6. (Day 3) The licence fee is abolished
7. (Day 4) The BBC is sold to Rupert Murdoch for 1p
Go Boris!
Anonymous said...
Any of you tossers in London sitting in front of your computers, don't just get off your fat arses and vote Boris, get knocking on some doors too. Else it's four more years of that cunt.
April 30, 2008 9:44 PM
Get rid of Ken and you get rid of Gordon, get rid of Gordon and the Tories will lose the general election, then you have 4 more years of Labour and the destruction of the Tory pary.
you need Ken and Gordon to make shit `Dave` look good!
Livingstone is a lying cunt by his own admission, and I look forward to the little shit getting his comeuppance on Thursday.
Otoh, it does not alter my view that Boris is a little prick, however, he is safer parked in "County Hall" than the Tory front bench.
CROWN said...
"april 8th gordon dismisses fears of a house price crash ...
april 30th house prices start to fall year on year for the first time since the Tory boom and bust crash"
A 1% fall in house prices year on year is hardly a crash.
When The Moron does finally become The Losing Moron, will the Dunblane Chickens and the Trannies (or was it Rent Boys) In The Back Of The Motor finally come home to roost? Or come out of the closet? What will become of the 'beard' that is Sarah Brown? She's going to look a bit daft isn't she! Can she really not know?!
Come on Boris, Get Ken Out.
Thick as Thieves said...
"I believe it is only fair to tell you that if you don't do the right, morally correct thing then I will categorize you as a zombie flesh eater and you will be dealt with extremely vigorously."
Now, now dearie. Time for your cocoa and tranquiliser.
Let's stuff Liebour said...
"Go Boris, GO!!"
Anywhere. Please.
Leninslime is going to win because his curious alliance of Jihadis & Marxists are going to make sure that even the dead vote early & vote often, no doubt by post.
Apart from Leninslime creeping home, the crypto-Nazis of the BNP are going to pick up votes from the disaffected white working class across this country tomorrow. Time to emigrate before it's too late methinks.
Ken will win and Fawkes will have to eat humble pie.
5:12 PM
No. We shot the fuckers.
Fingers crossed... come on Boris son...
I just can't see it.
I can see a fucking megaton of election fraud, and a close race, but I just can't see Boris winning more than half a dozen votes in those inner london hell-holes.
Ken'll clinch it - which is a disaster cus it means Broon will cling on, but I think he will
5:19 PM
Evidently a truly first-rate butler. Such fearless devotion to duty. Such breeding.
All Boris has to do is beat the 28,482,639 postal votes for Ken.
Please God, please let Boris win
And God, please let all that Dave Spartacus says come true
8:39 PM
In my darkest moments...
I see newt lanes.
5:25 PM
Nice outfits, but not strictly an authentic move.
9:11 PM
Unbelievable to what lengths some people will go in order to be treated like second-class shit and have their countries invaded.
9.11pm
"I brought in the most talented people from around the world to work with us..."
That's right, I was always on the look-out for talent too.
10:13 PM
That's cool guys, I just want somewhere safe to park my bike.
be careful what you wish for! said...
“if ken loses they will sack Gordon, get someone new in and beat Cameron. be careful what you wish for!”
“Someone new” = who exactly? Who else is there among the clever-clogs undergrad aresehole-creepers that surround the dour Caledonian?
”win mayor and lose the general election, lose mayor and win the general election - its your choice!”
Win, lose…? You mean there are good guys and bad guys involved in this? We, the people (yep, not just Londoners) will benefit significantly in our daily lives, our liberty, our hopes & fears, our optimism about the future, our wallets, etc etc, if one of these underwhelming candidates triumphs? Forgive my cynicism but despite one’s relief at the possibility of saying goodbye to Leadensperm and his dread Marxist entryist acolytes, Master Johnson is merely a cypher, a bulky package of cod Olde Englyshe values, ultimately a rep for Nu-Tory as represented by Dave – who is such a pitiable apology for Her Majesty’s Loyal Opposition that he inspires merely ennui, more than anything else.
I mean, does anybody give a shit for things like political liberty, minimal government, keeping politicians under control, hanging a few of the bastards from lamp-posts occasionally, that sort of thing?
On balance I’d prefer to see BJ win, but it does not inspire me with the sort of enthusiasm felt unaccountably by so many others.
I fear that ken might win. However, it would be a hollow victory.
Allegations of electoral fraud will follow, plus the allegations of fraud by various cronies of Livingstone will come back to haunt him. He may have to -tearfully!- resign "in order to fight against these dreadful lies...blah..blah...blah...Evening Standard...blah...blah...blah...Tory witch-hunt..."(cont. page 94)
GO GO GO BORIS ~!"!!!!!
Dave Spartacus said...
The BBC are getting worried. This piece of shameless propaganda has appeared on their (i.e. the licence-fee payers') website.
It certainly is! If you object to it as much as I do then complain to the BBC and get it removed: http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/make_complaint_step1.shtml
If Ken wins I'm moving to Harare, at least they have an honest electoral system.
Bloody Freaks
Surely it is time for Karmic Law to kick in.....
Do it Boris.... the gods are with you.
Shatsnews said...
"I fear that ken might win. However, it would be a hollow victory. Allegations of electoral fraud will follow"
These Welsh mayoral elections are notoriously corrupt.
I'll pray to God that this is true. Did Fawkes pay a trip to the ballot box and cross Boris?
May 1, 2008 11:19 AM
And you are still a Nu-Lie-bore troll.
Or as is said in Wales re your posts: penffol.
Ken Livingstone is a great mayor. A straight working class hard working honest English man who the elites want to kick out because he does not cow tow to neo cons and the paedo elites.
Get out the tory vote more like fuck the tory vote till it's ass akes. Or maybe they buys buggering the donkey.
I like Boris and Ken but Boris is a tory. So no way. Ken kicks tory buttocks into the grass every time. For Ken tories are called and "the tory candidate lost big time". Ken never loses to the tories.
Only padoes insult I.
By the way Ken is beating Boris on the independent newsapaer internet poll voting list so beat that tory smackhead.
Get out the tory vote.
Tories will be too busy taking a buggering from their butlers to vote today.
Thatsnews said...
"Or as is said in Wales re your posts: penffol."
You are the diflas (and anhyddysg with it). You could bore for Wales.
Boris is an imbecile.
If you elect him it will make you the laughing stock of Europe.
anonospastics,
I am glad that you are all paying such close attention to my posts.
as you have such a low opinion of my contributions it is quite difficult to understand why you spend so much time copying and commenting upon them.
fucking weirdos.
oh yeah, and come up with some new lines next time, you sound like parrots. be less BORING please.
1:50 PM You bore for England, chum.
And doubtless you voted Labour. Why? Because your mam did and the milkman did, too.
Actually, you could bore for the UK.
Have you noticed that people avoid you in the pub?
Shatsnews said...
"Have you noticed that people avoid you in the pub?"
Have you noticed that people avoid you everywhere.
I have no time for people who make a stupid mistake and then turn on someone who points it out. You pathetic litle creep.
Thick shit thieves:
Shush you silly old slapper. Nurse, its past her bedtime. I think we will try the new sedative on her tonight IE a very hard smack in her mouth. Thank you nurse as always.
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