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Friday, April 4, 2008

Gordon Remaindered

On Amazon there are plenty of copies being offered second hand for a penny. Says it all really...

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Didn't think Gordon met anybody 'everyday' - he's far too concerned with developing his 'claw' posture at the dispatch box at PMQs.

jus' askin' said...

Is Ken one of Gordon's 'Everyday Heroes'?

As in a 62yo man who everyday 'is like a broom handle in the mornings'

Jus' askin' of course.

It's very impressive.
If you like that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

Will he be taxed on the royalties

Rickytshirt said...

Bonfire anyone?

shropshirelad said...

Remaindered - like Nulab policies!

Tom FD said...

If it's anything like the gold it'll shoot up in value once he's sold them all.

bogeyman said...

Back to the Swastika: I've read some of that Progressive Governance shit and it's clear they want to turn us into Swedes.

Sweden is the Nazi Left's dream society. The boring, suicidal, humourless Swedes are their role model for the New Order.

High taxation, cripplingly expensive booze and fags, everyone in sturdy Volvos with headlights on, all wearing specs like tank visors, daily beatings with birch twigs in the snow.

Yes, that's how they want to clone the fair scallies of Liverpool, the good burgers of Montpellier and the yodelling villagers of Austria. All the same, all obedient identikit Europeans.

Heil Snotgobbler. Anyone seen the Boys from Brazil?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Boys_from_Brazil_%28film%29

Penfold said...

The bastard still gets the sales royalties though.

Left Luggage said...

Penny sales usually make their money on the postage... about £2.50...

From the bunker said...

Proof that no-one out there buys Gordon's vision for Britain.

Perhaps Goerdon Braun's next book will be emblazoned with the NuLab Blue Swastika.

What is the going rate for Gordon Brown's book Portraits of Courage?

bog said...

1p! I might give a few editions of that a try instead of the cheap arse roll from Tescos. The rough paper may not do much for the old piles, but after the tax increase on the 6th I'll be needing to save money.

Pablo the Scot said...

At 1p anything written by that bastard Brown is still too expensive. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

Anonymous said...

Was it George Osborne who said in the Commons that Gordon Brown's name may appear on the cover of a book about courage but you'll never find it in the index?
(chortle)

Henry Crun said...

Bog said: "1p! I might give a few editions of that a try instead of the cheap arse roll from Tescos."

I wouldn't bother, you'd wipe more on than off.

Serf said...

Does he mention Tony Martin?

Anonymous said...

Will it sink to 2p?

Anonymous said...

Still too expensive!!

Bill Quango MP said...

I just bought it for a penny.
One of us has been ripped off either me or Gordon Brown.
I have a sinking feeling it was me.

Alex said...

Guido, got any figures on how many have been sold (ie, not inc. those that have been given away)

Ratsniffer said...

I wouldn't wipe my arse crack with the pages of that book if I had just shat myself with bucket load of vindaloo squits.

northofsouth said...

I wonder if they'll be dumped in some school libaries to gather dust. Didn't they ship a lot of (unsold!) copies of his last "book" to African school kids. Brown is the type of deluded freak who will get some sham orginisation to publish his "collectd works" in 50 volumes!


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