From Mr Brown to Mr Bean to Mr Blobby
Jonathan Oliver in the Sunday Times has a story about Gordon wandering around at the Progressive Governance jamboree with a big orange splodge of make-up on his forehead. Guido remarked on Gordon's tendency to twattishness earlier this week, listing ten of the twatty things he has done. From tucking hs trousers into his socks to picking his nose for two minutes live on TV. The PM got lost at Windsor Castle and kept the Queen waiting last week, he comically once locked himself in the loo and had to be rescued by Tony Blair.Downing Street's spin-master Stephen Carter realises that, much to Guido's satisfaction, the "PM is a twat" meme is gaining popular traction. Vince Cable vocalised what even Labour MPs think - the PM is a Mr Bean style nerd. It is one thing to be feared as a malevolent weirdo, another thing to be derided. So we now have the appointment of an ex-BBC producer, Nicola Burdett, 35, "to stop the embarrassing photographs and television footage that risk turning Brown into a figure of fun".
An impossible task. Too late. People are already laughing down the pub at Gordon picking his nose on a mobile phone viral video.
UPDATE : Makes you proud don't it? 19 heads of state met Britain's Prime Minister looking like this...
123 comments:
more BBC employees! - NOT FUCKING HEALTHY!
key present and former BBC employees with positions involving political influence - and links to the Labour party.
Here's an abbreviated list of known Labour supporters and the postions they've occupied at the BBC since the the early 90's:-
Chairman Gavin Davies (later Labour adviser)
Chairman Sir Michael Lyons (previously Labour council chief)
Director General John Birt (later Labour adviser)
Director General Greg Dyke (previously Labour donor and candidate)
C.O.O Caroline Thomson (previously Roy Jenkin's aide)
Head of Political Research Bill Bush (later Labour spin doctor)
Deputy Head of ditto Catherine Rimmer (later Labour spin doctor)
Director of Strategy Ed Richards (later Labour spin doctor)
Head of Corporate Planning James Purnell (now Labour Minister)
Head of Northern Ireland News Tom Kelly (later Labour spin doctor)
Scottish News Editor Tim Luckhurst (previously lLabour spin doctor)
Political News Editor Joy Johnson (later Labour spin doctor)
Political Editor Andrew Marr (student Labour organiser)
Home News Editor Celia Barlow (now Labour MP)
Head of European Affairs Chris Bryant (now Labour MP)
Newsnight Producer Phil Woolas (now Labour Minister)
Foreign Correspondent Martin Sixsmith (later Labour spin doctor)
Current Affairs Reporter Ben Bradshaw (now Labour Minister)
Current Affairs Reporter Lance Price (later Labour spin doctor)
"Question Time" Editor Gill Penlington (previously Labour researcher)
Many of them actually worked for the Labour party before, after and even during their BBC employment.
having seen that odious, corrupt liar jowell on sky she should have borrowed some orange makeup from brown. she looks like margaret beckett on crack................
todays tv has given prominence to jowell, hain etc....they just dont get it do they.
Comedians portraying John Major as a figure of fun is part of what destroyed his image, likewise David Steele. This current process started back in November when Graham Norton made a joke at Gordon Brown's expense - as blogged at the time, "The joke was about a picture of you (Gordon Brown) and your (his) wife looking glum at the Queen and Prince Phillip's 60th anniversary service.
"What happened to him?
Did he get his dream job and discover he's shit at it""
We would like to know what happened to the invasion near Jowell's country pad. Any updates?
Yes she is an odious and ghastly schoolmarm type creature. I do not like the way she enunciates
everything she says very s l o w l y as if we would not understand it otherwise.
The previous post about the BBC has been on this site several times. In fact I put it on some time back. We all know it is a NuLabour construct.
At least the 'real' Mr Bean was vaguely lovable - not a description one could even begin to think about applying to The Dour'n'Awkward One.
And hey, it's snowing, cold and mushy all over the London Olympics Torch day-long embarrassing parade - maybe there is a God!
Robbie.. I think I read that they were selling up...
If the new show "head case" is good Gay gordon is toast they will pick this up and run with it like major and peas.
The fact that he needs a "minder" tells you all you need to know.
Who is paying for this job? or is that a silly question?
What are the odds on "Jonah" Brown accidentally extinguishing the Olympic flame when it is presented to him today by the Chinese ambassador? Hope Ed Balls is on hand with a disposable lighter and a fast "So What" quip.
“It also looks like his make-up woman only had Cuprinol orange,” said Claudia Croft, fashion director of The Sunday Times Style magazine.
Maybe Gordon's forehead was channelling Peter 'Tango' Hain?
Robbie 10.51 am
Re:"Jowell's little problem" at Shipston on Stour is that the local council applied immediately it could after B/H break for an interim "stop" order in High Court because the conditions under the Planning Regulations hadn't been correctly processed and as I understand it - the travellers have applied for backdated Planning Permisson for the establishment of the site(they actually already own the land having previously purchased it) and if refused permission will likely be appealing this ultimately to the European Court on grounds of a "right to family life" under the Human Rights Act 1998.
P.S.
And for God's sake don't get me started on the so -called "eco town" plan !
PPS
You'll be pleased to know that it snowed heavily overnight hereabouts but is now clear, bright and cold(looks like we got the stuff before London) so if anyone 's thinking of a weekend trip into deepest Warwickshire - wrap up warm although the snow is thawing rapidly as we speak
re 11:11am
It's 22 degrees in Cannes and the wine is chilling nicely.
Perhaps Andy (lipstick and mascara) Burnham could have given Gordon some make-up tips? I see that even The Guardian is now referring to Burnham as "the Minister for Make-up".
it's 35 in marrakech, sadly one is hors de combat after a particularly dangerous round of golf. Sun bathing it is.
Brown is a spunk bubble.
Hiring a BBC radio producer is a very good idea to edit good visual publicity -well experienced
HH..
Mitch [above] asked a similar question...
I presume Ms Burdett's salary will be funded by the Labour Party, not the tax-payer.
After all, finance her salary with tax-payers' money would not be in the public interest, would it? Would it?
Guido, as funny as Brown picking his nose and eating it was... it is time you stopped plugging it now! Every good joke can be told too often.
A (friendly) anonymong
The bit of this story that I'm not clear on is,
is this Burdett women supposed to be chasing round after Brown night and day, making sure that he is fit for public exposure in appearance and deed
or
is she supposed to be using her media contacts to instruct producers and editors not to use photos and video that show the Great Leader in a poor light?
The former seems a lost cause, and the latter seems rather sinister.
The Italian One O'clock news is running pictures of protesters against torch-bearing Olympic authoritarians being dragged to the ground, shoved against walls, and generally manhandled by police in riot gear, in London.
Crude though it is, a poster of Brown with the word "TWAT" at the bottom would be very effective at the next election.
Appropriate, as the beeboid nulab propaganda , is the only thing that got these incompetent twats elected and kept them there.
Two organisations, one reality byepass.
hatfield girl said...
The Italian One O'clock news is running pictures of protesters against torch-bearing Olympic authoritarians being dragged to the ground, shoved against walls, and generally manhandled by police in riot gear, in London.
12:26 PM, April 06, 2008
Just waiting for the communist Labour regime tanks to turn up in Trafalgar Square.
Or will we have to wait for the Euro forces for this treat?
Surely he is now Herr Flick carrying his swastika banner around, shouting at Helga while his enemies close in around the bunker...
Wasn't Allo Allo BBC material? Seems the Ideal change of image. Mr Bean would never carry a swastika.
TWAT - "That's What, A Twat?
For Robbie, Julian & brownshirt hater, it is 28 in the Caribbean, and warming.
Olympic Tibet protesters grab the tourch from Blue Peter nobody.
Gordon Brown is shamed by the desparate pleas of the protesters.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjtRFyX1bmA
So another staff member for gordon.
i keep reading about advisors etc.
Who pays for these jobs?What is the jobspec.?Are they employed by the Lab party or the govt.?Who interviews them? Is it a supposedly impartial person or a labour official?Are they working in the interests of democracy or just to further the political views of g.brown etc?
If it is the latter then how can this be legal? Or maybe it is if gordon says it's ok.....which is taking a leaf from mugabe who brown seems to oppose...
SKY NEWS Boulton & Co has a lovely clip of Clinton blanking Brown and ignoring his proffered hand at the conference. Then watch Brown squirming and trying to start proceedings as everybody else ignores him.
Now the torch has got separated from the procession, but no-one seems to know how it happened. The procession 'has been stopped.' !!!FREEDOM!!!
The BBC cameras 'mysteriously breaking down all along the torch route since initial incidents occured and shown live? Is this democracy you are supporting, BBC? - or something else?
The Blue Peter nobody is Connie Huq whose older sister is a prospective NuLabour candidate.
Broon with Jowell (she's wearing a jacket with some dead animal fur round the collar - probably dead dog boiled and skinned alive from China) receive the torch. I know where I would like to stick it.
Broon looks as if he is wearing a corset. Strange stiff posture. Looks uncomfortable.
Exactly how many correspondents does the BBC need to cover this story? No wonder it costs us a fortune. Is this what we are selling the BBC TV Centre, Costume Department etc for? We built the best but are letting them go in order to keep a bloated News Department going?
Chinese security goons manhandling British citizens in the streets of London.
Are they armed? What exactly are they carrying in those pouches.
These thugs were actually calling the shots at the Downing Street photo opportunity.
WTF is going on ?
Is it a constitutional torch or a treaty torch?
Seems all over the World protesters are protesting - but then again they are only ordinary people and not the "Elite" who govern in our name and control how we are perceived.
A damn pity thay cannot control us as easily as they control the media.
....over to Broadcasting House.
"Well as you can see - or perhaps not, because we have no pictures to show you (global-warming strikes again)...the procession went off spiffingly well...and now we present a Bond film...enjoy!!"
What will happen over the next 4 years as ours falls apart amid a big economic depression? Perhaps this will keep going.
The celebrity Connie Huq was there to attract young children to the procession, not because her sister may or may not be a prospective Labour party candidate.
And she was well protected from the violent protesters by the Chinese torch attendants.
Well I suppose Gordo quite likes the idea of Chinese ssecret police jogging round London battering people it's probably his warm up for the next elections
Need a Roll of Shame starting with The BBC News Department, the slapper Denise van Outen, the shameless drunken, old cunt, Trevor McDonut and including all these other celebrity gabshites thrusting their way, even for a few minutes, into this macabre farce, celebrating their own self importance and ambition, blind and deaf to Beijing's countless executees, torture victims and enslaved millions. Even though SKY is owned by a sinophile it's coverage seems to be of another event to that covered by the bright Oxbridge boys and girls of the BBC, it's cuntish newsreaders who will say absolutely anything put in front of them.
The wretched Jowell's scruffy, pinch-faced, scheming, warped ugliness laid bare by the cold winds and Nancy, dressed for church, shuffling about, insecure, uncertain, like a long-term chronic mental patient, clutching for security not - this time - to a child, but to a disabled person.
Calamity Britain, it's rulers so far up their own arses they cannot see what, in daylight, the rest of the world must, thieves, incompetents and nutters.
Just for once in your unhappy, insecure, bullying, deformed, fretful and polluting existence do just one good, selfless deed before you die and Come Out Gordon, your time is up, everybody's sussed you, you are the only person who believes your mad shit; Come Out Gordon, Daddy won't mind.
The Times has a better picture of the Clown Brown.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00313/Gordon_Brown_313101g.jpg
Governance ...
Clinton is not in governance, so what is he doing here?
Why is the tax payer footing the bill for, er, Bill?
In the main this get to gether looks to be a complete waste of left wing time in propaganda terms.
I do not see the proletariate gushing in their praise and gratitude.
It no doubt suits Brown to a tee to be waffling on at pointless, self aggrindising self agreeing 'doos' like this.
BTW, I would like to, but I cannot bring myself to see the clip of Brown eating his bogies in case i throw up over the carpet.
@ Stanislav:
'Come out Gordon. Daddy won't mind'
ROFL!!!!
Excellent! You're the man, Stan!
You've just given me and the bloke sorting out my window a really good laugh!
Cheers!
Connie Huq is a Labour puppet who once hosted a Biased BBC show telling us the Labour line that immigration was good for us, even though it is proven that it is not and especially not for the woking classes and that there is no such thing as the british as a indigenous people in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Huq is a media whoring anti British lying Labour party puppet - i wonder why she was there? perhaps she will be telling the Tibet people they have no homland, tis international communism at its finest!
we're fucked!
I have lost count of how many people work on Newsnight discounting family and friends so much for cutbacks the Newsnight Gravy train with Horrocks driving
Forget creative folks just keep the News graduates happy
Flanders bleating today in the Observer giving a puff to Paxo's brother she met him in Mexico and saying she will miss Paxo's Summer barby ..
God they love themselves so much
@ Anon (2.03pm)
I appreciate what you're saying re: Ms Huq. I've often thought that she's too close to ZaNuLabour.
I'd still shag her, though.
o/t i know but more nfo on why michael martin doesnt want transparency
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557514&in_page_id=1770
O/T I know but I think Britney Spears tits are beginning to sag. dont get me wrong, i'd still rather fondle them than Gary Elsbys arse.
Brown is a cunt, a jowly baggy eyed cunt as well! And a big fat bastard!
new labour-old lies-milipede now
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3690021.ece
great pic of brown
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/
Toothy and bug eyed Huq - no thanks!
Give me Holly Willoughby any day!
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_02/HollyWillREX_662x628.jpg
Peoples republic of 'Granbretan'?
What the fuck are you on?
Yeah!....And Adolf Hitler was kind to dogs and children.......apart from poisoning his own dog, Blondi and sending children to the barricades to fight seasoned Russian troops!!!
People like you are a pathetic excuse for humanity.
I would bet you anything you like that you have a vested interest in turning a blind eye to China's human rights violations?
Work in the City do you?
Have lucrative contracts with finance in China?
Perhaps you're in the International Arms Trade.
Either way; save your supine excuses for the inexcusable for the likes of your supporters......Neu Labour and that pathetic lump we call MR BEAN.
You know?
The one who pretends he's our 'elected' PM.
For the more politically educated of the thread -
I would just like to express my support and admiration that so many are able to see this governments dreadful removal of the right to protest in this country now.
Under Neu Labour; it's OK for armed thugs from another country to manhandle the citizens of this country - aided and abetted by their very own stormtroopers at the Met.
As has been said before.......
What is this country coming to?
FREE TIBET!
FUCK NEW LABOUR!
I thought Ms. Huq was fervently against China's recent actions? Great way to protest for the cause don't you think.
Clearly her career comes before democracy and genocide, a woman of real integrity - not.
Stanislav is the man.
Great photo of Brown - he appears to be coming out in a rash. Has he caught something nasty from Peter Hain?
What a collection of nuZanuLabour bumchums to carry the torch - maybe it was a Blue Peter torch - one they made earlier?
Presumably none of our decent sporting gods wanted to go near it.
The torch route has had to be changed twice - a real coup for democracy despite beeboid selective coverage.
Free Tibet - and free the UK!
@Anon 12:46
You mean this mob?
http://www.eurogendfor.org/
Ed Balls really should wipe his arse before sitting on the Great Leader
Caption competition again is it?
Clinton's thought bubble.
" What's that on his head? Some kind of paint. Or a rash.. It looks like leperosy or Plague. My God , he has got bubonic plague. Well it certainly explains a lot. Must remember not to shake his hand later.
Now, just keep nodding.. Don't let him touch you. I can pick up my cheque and leave in just a few more minutes. Wow .. he's getting closer AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ON HIS TIE ? "
Sociopath, it is an illness.
Profile of the Sociopath
Glibness and Superficial Charm
Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors as permissible.
They are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They may dominate and humiliate their victims.
Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right."
Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and even able to pass lie detector tests.
Lack of Remorse, Shame or Guilt
A deep seated rage, which is split off and repressed, is at their core.
Does not see others around them as people, but only as targets and opportunities.
Instead of friends, they have victims and accomplices who end up as victims.
The end always justifies the means and they let nothing stand in their way.
Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive.
Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.
Incapacity for Love
Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal.
Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them.
Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim.
Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others.
Irresponsibility
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams.
Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blames others, even for acts they obviously committed.
child sexual abuse, rape and sexual acting out of all sorts.
Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future, poor work ethic but exploits others effectively.
Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image as needed to avoid prosecution. Changes life story readily.
Other Related Qualities:
Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them
Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them
Authoritarian
Secretive
Paranoid
Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired
Conventional appearance
Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)
Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life
Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)
Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim
Incapable of real human attachment to another
Unable to feel remorse or guilt
Extreme narcissism and grandiose
May state readily that their goal is to rule the world
(The above traits are based on the psychopathy checklists of H. Cleckley and R. Hare.)
Elby the Beserk said...
@Anon 12:46
You mean this mob?
http://www.eurogendfor.org/
3:04 PM, April 06, 2008
indeed the EUSSR stasi
The European Gendarmerie Force (EGF) is an initiative of 5 EU Member States - France, Italy, The Netherlands, Portugal and Spain – aimed at improving the crisis management capability in sensitive areas.
EGF responds to the need to rapidly conduct all the spectrum of civil security actions, either on its own or in parallel with the military intervention, by providing a multinational and effective tool.
The EGF will facilitate the handling of crisis that require management by police forces, usually in a critical situation, also taking advantage from the experience already gained in the relevant peace-keeping missions.
And never mind Gordon's 3rd eye, what about these ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/11/26/nbrown626.xml
Sociopath. Yes, indeed, and the counterpoint to Bliar's narcissist. Both very nasty and dangerous.
Someone largactil the cunt and straightjacket him. And throw away the key.
anon @ 3.15
You really are very VERY nasty. Please leave Gordon alone. can't you see he's having a Very hard time of it lately, without you labelling him as a sociopath.
(Is that a socialist psychopath?)
Please stop it. Thank you.
Guido, you should start up a dedicated YouTube Channel to sit alongside your present one and call it "TwatTV" (has a nice ring to it, don't you think..?). I would do it, only I can't be arsed, but I promise to subscribe.
Was Rolf Harris also his make-up man?
Great day for Connie Huq's career - she's now got her face on TV the world over. Brilliant career move. 'A' list now.
Fuck...Shit...Wanker.
You'd be this angry if you lived in Stoke.
Let's get aerated about the Chinese occupation of Tibet and the recent killings of Tibetans, but why are we so unconcerned about the Jewish occupation of Palestine, the US Occupation of the Green Zone and the UK playing Aunt Sally in Basra and Helmand?
Now that we nearly know why Diana died, how about finding out why 67 British died on 9/11 and 56 on 7/7?
Only state security services pull off stunts like those.
The orange blob is probably where GB rubbed the powder off his forehead - inappropriate touching, nothing sinister.
It's a shit stain, not makeup. Gordon wiped his arse with his hand (no paper), didn't wash his hands then wiped his forehead with his shit covered hand.
Dear Mr Elby T Beserk
Cardinalis blairus avaricium narcissismus messiahanicus insolente cuntus maledictus.
I think that's it's proper name. She comes amongst again, redeemed by graft, rejuvenated by Satan's dollars, even had her cheesy-cocksucker grin face-lifted up a notch or two, as behoves a holy person such as she.
Hallelujan!
You can't make shit smell of roses however many spin doctors you get.
Oh dear, Emily Maitliss has just told me that 'The Sugababes' have pulled out from the O2 Olympic Torch bash... with less than 2-3 hours to go. Could Gordon's weekend get any worse?
I expect he's looking forward to getting back to work on Monday.
Molesworth 1 is right - Gordon upstaged by girl bimbo band who obviously know the mood of the country and could run it better than him!
We did decapitate Charles I, suggest same treatment be meted out to G. Brown Esq - it would be a lot cheaper and more fun than an election. He might ask for the vote to be recounted, like Mugabe..
Gordon is now in end game. Noticeable how even Labour ministers who queue up for photo ops with children and small animals are pretty much absent. Gordon, your on your own. This pile of poo is all yours - some of its even on your forehead. No wonder Clinton didn't want to shake your hand. He knows where its been.
gordon is a total laughing stock. what an orange tainted muppet, hah hahahaha . a total fukin loser...
goodnight labour....out of govt for 20 years
apparently todays flame fiasco will cost £1million in police overtime.
perhaps some people will benefit from the 2012 games after all?
Vatican Press Release No 2.
"A Miracle has happened in England as a relic has started to sweat shit from its forehead. The Pope's personal man in the UK, Cardinal T Blair will investigate and report back to his Holiness"
Maybe it was a smudged swastika?
To all snipers - is the target clear, or do you want me to paint an 'X' on it?
@ Anon (2.24pm)
Fair point- I think I'd shag Willoughby before Huq as well.
*amends 'ultimate shag' list accordingly*
If Clinton wont shake your hand you are truly beyond the pale the man has only one redeeming feature and this was it.
what a total cunt brown is is..... fukin laughable
Doctor Spin - surely the photo on its own would speak louder than any words?
If it looks like shit, smells like shit and well lets leave off the tastes like bit then it is shit.
This, I have to remind myself, is the Prime Minister. Then I look at the Home Secretary who couldn't manage a branch of Poundland, the Foreign Secretary who looks like Alfred E Newman from Mad Magazine and the Dope on a Rope, Ed Balls and I say to myself what a bunch of complete fuckwits we have in charge of this once graet nation. Lights the, off turn, last the one out.
I claim my £5. It is BS222, the new British Shite Mark.
connie huq.
Another member of nucomm and no doubt an islamist too, such pleasant bedfellows.
She should be fucked alright but not by man nor woman.
Grasping selfish bitch.
so it is ok for police to push people out of the way in their own streets?
chink body guards yellow runners and a black outer rim followed by how many riot vans? and a bus? ffs
what happened as the torch moved on? where are pictures of the 30 arrests?
someone gave a telegraph link. thats now dead .
i also didn't appreciate the bbc commentator laughing that an old lady had been pushed out the way by police for taking a picture. ha ah ha! may 2nd will be fun !
FREE TIBET !
FREE UK !
Konnie with a K puleeze.
Any publicity is good publicity and Willoughby may be a better shag, but I will swallow and agree with anything to be noticed, OK!
pbc have opened a book on 'Huq: First London Mayoress'. A good long position?
That picture can't be real,surely!!??
http://stargate.mgm.com/char_detail.php?id=6
seriously spooky
never actually seen stargate - but one character has a stange mark on his forehead - i'm certain he also shares Bean's taste in nasal food-stuffs.
anon 5.48
yep it's real......
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/
Oh, do give poor Gordon a break.
We've all done it when we've had small kids. He's just put some make up on the mark made when he stuck one of those sucker-based toys on his forehead to amuse the children.
At least, it shows that he takes time with his family.
Either that, or his make-up artist was pissed, or stoned, or both.
So leave him alone.
All those world leaders, and no one could be bothered to tell Gordon that he has a huge orange circle on his forehead.
He must be truly loved and admired.
Tip for Number 10's History Rewriting and Photo Doctoring Department....
While we are on the subject of unfortunate photos of the Supreme Leader, those pics of him protected by the blue-clad Chinese minders in Downing Street are a bit unfortunate too eh?
pedant.
A cunt is a kunt however you spell it.
Am i sorry i can't spell the silly bitch's name, am i fuck.
The vichy fucking cops out in force again. They will be on their fucking blogs later moaning about all the fucking paper work they have to do.
des, you're back.
Now fuck off, you're a waste of electrons and oxygen.
hahahahahahaa what a total cunt the guys looks.
what a fukin total loser
hahahahahahahah
Bloody Hell!!
Looks like Gordon has gone the Full Monty and had his "Mark" etched on his forehead.
Today number 10, tomorrow the world.
Quick, phone David Icke. Its a fucking repulsive reptilian with dog shit on its head. You all though David mad, look at the picture, know the truth for he is the light.
Of course Clinton would not shake his hand. Someone sent him the link to the snotgobbling video on Order-Order!
666 and the Mark of the Beast
anonymous @8.11pm
No, not the mark of the beast. The mark on his forehead is large and round.
Therefore is is the mark of the breast. Whose breast? I wonder!
God good old benefits DES back again!
Konnie Huq is the BBC's dream babe. Check out the creds:
- Just the right shade of melting-pot brown
- Fantastic teeth
- Carefully crafted accent of middle English with a touch of estuary (T dropped from end of words, W for L as in "I'm feeling ioo"). Trace of the flat A for the northerners. Very inclusive.
- Five fruit & veg a day
- Doesn't smoke or drink (maybe the very occasional small glass of medium white)
- Giggles when interviewing Blair.
Perfect. But sorry to disappoint you Konnie. Holly beat you to it.
Reminds me of the '89 Batman film - the Joker has had himself made up in "look normal" makeup, but wipes his forehead revealing a patch of white..... after getting loosing his temper and murdering a mob boss....
From the photo it looks like McBean can't shave himself properly - looks like he missed the RHS of his face.
Twat!!
7:00pm No you can kill yourself instead you mad sad little man.
Only paedoes insult me end of story.
BNP sickoe suggested rape a was trival type in "BNP removes rape myth candidate" on a search engine , and see what bullies are in your party.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7326987.stm
That will teach him. Never kiss Keith Vaz's arse.
Christ, the cunt looks like Dracula. I think I can guess what happened. The make up girl started to work on him, hence the orange forehead. Suddenly Grim Gordon realised a nasty girly thing was touching him, and twatted her in the face with his mobile phone, before striding off purposefully to give David Milipede a damned good fucking. Bareback. Pausing briefly to wipe the blood and shit off his cock with his snot encrusted tie, he then met his fellow progressive leaders looking like Nosferatu. Fair play to Bill Clinton for once, I mean, would you want to touch it?
Gay Gordon's shiny brown forehead provides a conclusive rebuttal to those who claim you can't polish a turd.
Oh, do give poor Gordon a break.
I realise you're being ironic, but no. Not now, not ever. He should be harried mercilesly until he either pops his clogs from the stress, or goes completely diddlo and is carried out of no 10 in a straitjacket.
Did anyone see 'Headcases'? Blair pranking Brown & Clinton paying up every time..? Very good.
Link to Sky News Bill Clinton and McBean clip
There's a short Wii football game advert b4 the clip.
I like Gord's smouldering look - mean, moody and malignant.
A plague on all their houses said...
i agree with you .this man thinks he is an intellectual giant who plotted and schemed to become pm now has to face the consequences..
he wanted the job to show us all how talented he is so now the poor little dear is getting flak from all directions.....tough!
this isnt the university debatin