Friday Caption Contest
Brown' s Undeclared "Donation in Kind" - COP Blog
Think-Tank Roundup - Cassilis
Charity Criticised by Regulator for Links to Gordon Brown - Bloomberg
Official UK Report Criticises Shrum - Danny Finkelstein
Ban the Word "Toff" - Iain Dale
PMQs Cruel But Funny - Simon Carr
Brown Lies at PMQs - Fraser Nelson
65 comments:
I've heard he looks both ways - when crossing of course!
Izzat Viscount Linley?
Was rather expecting something related to Harperson ;)
Daddy
Is It true that you're in the closet business?
Daily Mirror Child Bravery Awards 2007 - Tabitha Smythe captures Armenian bike thief. Well done, Tabitha!
"Daddy , why are the back of your jeans covered in dried wallpaper paste?"
New Congestion Charge on tamdens starts today
Raliegh's new stabiliser tests are not going well.
Congestion Charge on Tamdens comes into effect today
Man unconnected with any scandal whatsoever brakes too hard on bike and fails to notice child running up behind him.
Linley denies knowing whereabouts of Madelaine McCann or being a knob jockey.
Don't look so guilty....
it's not illegal...
VL "Now where did I last see that helmet? It's on the tip of my tongue"
That's not what we meant by "no child left behind."
What a load of shit this caption contest is going to be. Guido is obviously pissed!
It's a sign of growing old: the grooms of the stool appear to get younger and younger.
Girl "Daddy, why did you have to sell the Range Rover?"
VL "To pay those two nice gentlemen".
Bicycle monarchy arrives at last.
"Just grab on bitch, it's gonna be a helluva ride" and then later we had some sandwiches darling. How was school?
'Right, up on me shoulders . . . . NOW! Wayhayyy - got any spare change, guv?'
Evening Standard - page 56: 58th in line to throne twatted by black cab shock.
Daddy is it true....Mummy says we are going on holiday to the Congo again this year.
Grooming takes many forms
"what a load of bollocks": do keep up. But not too obviously, or those nice people at Schillings will be onto Guido.
'Daddy, can we go and play on Clapham Common?'
what a load..
Hi, David, great of you to tear yourself away from the furniture trade and drop by on Guido.
in all fairness -
after the week that we've had that is a fairly lame attempt - can you get another one:
gordon and frank,
harriet,
boris and leninslime,
prescott near food etc etc
anything will do...
come on guido we want something to get our teeth into.
Wealthy viscount risks life of his child on horrendously exposed and vulnerable contraption for some reason which completely escapes me.
Linley: "I only usually let shadow ministers do this to me"
Royal blackmail scandal: Young Girl tried to get pocketmoney for keeping quiet about dangerous bike rides.
Stop complaining I will get some fuel for the car gordon said its all fine!
"Bloody petrol shortage didn't take long to bite..."
David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Vicount Linley - bit of a mouth full.
BBC Reporter "Viscount Linley said he could not comment on the injunction as he had recently had one slapped on him"
To the child's horror, Schillings' advice to the Viscount: "It's bum rap, David", was misinterpreted by the low wattage royal.
Don't worry dear, so long as Ken's bendy bus people killer isn't around, well be fine.
Swapping the red raincoat for blue, the killer dwarf from Don't Look Now stabs another victim....
Central Office fixer delivers preferred candidate to Henley selection meeting.
No darling, I was a witness, not "Witness A".
***hole of the Bailey ?
"Don't worry, folks. John Gummer lent me his daughter."
David Linley demonstrates the latest fashion accessory for those wishing to remain in the closet - bolt-on children for your bicycle!
Why is it you can never find a traffic cop when you need one...
Passer by 1 "Well blow me if it isn't Viscount Linley!"
Passer by 2 "I'll be buggered..."
Seems like a straight kinda guy.
'now darling, swing both ways, er, look both ways'.
"Daddy, Jeremy Clarkson says this bike's gay. What does that mean?"
You've heard of Gaye Bykers on Acid? I'd like to confirm for the record there is no question of Viscount Linley having ever used LSD.
The Grange Mouth situation is getting a lot worse...
'If we don't talk about, then it isn't happening..'
'Enough about the fuel crisis, Daddy..
'
Latest Sloane Ranger fashion - matching handbag and kid.
And not forgetting the more obvious caption:
"Daddy, why don't you have a saddle on your bicycle?"
VL "after dropping you at school I'm off to sample some wood"
Girl (imploring) "Daddy, please don't run away to join Village People!"
"Target dead ahead. All hands brace for ramming. Scottie give me everything you've got."
"I dinae think the dylithium crystals'll tek much more capn."
"Do your best Scottie"
"Aye capn"
Just above the bicycle's front wheel. Gordon Brown's conviction trail.
Never a Drunk Driver doing ninty when you want one!
"I'll drop you off at school then I must go and see the Head master".
the sun
"roayl considers if to get bigger wheels as he worn these ones down to small circles"
The last journey of Viscount Linley?
If you're going to indulge in that sort of thing, don't drag your children along too.
Madaline McCann and kidnapper sighted in Sloane Square 12 months after her disappearence.
"Daddy, are we going badger watching with Uncle Ron again?"
If we all knew the REAL reason why this otherwise relatively sane example of the British aristocracy is riding a bike in busy traffic with his own of spring sitting on the back.
We would indeed know far more about the way the world is run and by whom then many of us could handle.
Bugger five quid a gallon, blunt trauma brain damage for me!
Daddy, you ate those those beans again
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