Friday Caption Contest (Cleggover)
Brown' s Undeclared "Donation in Kind" - COP Blog
Think-Tank Roundup - Cassilis
Charity Criticised by Regulator for Links to Gordon Brown - Bloomberg
Official UK Report Criticises Shrum - Danny Finkelstein
Ban the Word "Toff" - Iain Dale
PMQs Cruel But Funny - Simon Carr
Brown Lies at PMQs - Fraser Nelson
100 comments:
31?
Guido, you have gone too far this time. Rather like Cleggover
Clegg: one of them was still there in the morning!
I can open my mouth this wide!
Girl "OK, I'll be number 31 but only if you'll let me do it with my hair band over my eyes".
Girl: Look how wide I can open my mouth.
Balls: So what! Gordon can open up even further.
"Can you feel it?"
"OMFG!"
Your mum was a great shag.
Sigh . . . here we go: (coughs and composes himself) oooh! what a big gob! NO! missus! oooh! fisting, nosepicking, fisting your nose and your gob with nosepickings, cheeky! girls! OOOH! missus, titter ye not! Gobbing, gob, swallow! swallow! thrice swallow! SHUT YOUR FACE! Oooh! nappies? me? fisting your gob nappies?....and so on, and so on...for about 132 comments, I reckon.
"Oh my God - You're actually a Lib Dem who fancies the opposite sex"
Daddy
"Yes, that should be about wide enough. Now, a little lower..."
In the picture below, Gordon looks in a dither whether to spit or swallow.
Perhaps he's just savouring an unusually rich picking.
@George Street
You were funny once, are you depressed?
YOUNG MAN: Of course, that score of thirty was only the girls...
your gran shirley williams was first, to start me off, and she had a bigger mouth...
[girl] What, you mean you are multi lingual, like that Mr Mosely ?
[clegg] Yes, I've always been a cunning linguist..
[clegg] Crikey ! I was really worried that Chris Huhne was going to come first !
[babe] Silly boy ! I know that Chris ALWAYS comes second ;-]
Funny? FUNNY? Never got a t-shirt though, did I? You bastard. No, seriously . . . missus up the duff again, 5th kid on a Head of History salary.....it's no laughing matter.
George Street [4.14]
FFS!! - lighten up already - it's Friday afternoon...
[clegg] 'Young lady, do you know what the difference is between a blow job and a Marks and Spencer's sandwich?'
[babe, shaking head] 'No idea..'
[clegg] 'What are you doing for lunch?'
Oh, Christ - just behind Clegg: is that another Milli-spaz I see?
That's generally about how wide your gob will have to be you fucking lid dem slut
[clegg] That's a lovely Alice band your wearing..
[girl] I actually find it very handy for tying a man's legs to the bedstead before handcuffing him to the headboard...
Girl: In your fucking dreams loser, call me when you become PM.......
[babe] Do you practise safe sex ?
[clegg] It's only my wife that is a Catholic..
[Clegg] No, don't tell me... let me guess... it's Monica, isn't it?
Fine, you've got the job. Report for your Commons pass.
Jumpin' Jesus nick it feels huge you slapper, but I prefer Vince, he's got a bellend the size of a tomato
Girl is saying
No I dont want sex, I thought you were David Cameron, I was hoping to score some charlie.
but hes my younger brother, you cant have us both.
Goering Street.
You are absolutley right.
In the glorious new republic, no humour that is not officially approved will be allowed.
Now fuck off.
Might need an "MO on 19". Primary mandibular first molar, "lower right d"
Tell me ,Do you feel any swelling?
'Well I do now"
... and number 28 was Margaret Beckett, she went like a train; and number 29 was Hazel....
Though I forgive you for your last posts, welcome back.
Head of History, no seriously, fuck off.
Certainly not! I'm not that kind of intern!
Well I wouldn't normally refuse a blow job, but I think my tiny knob will be lost in that mouth!
Girl says..wow your not a homosexual and you cant stand the smell of shit are you very old?
"no more than 30"? Yes, and there have been no more than 30 Lib Dem prime ministers this century...
his piercing eyes burned into her like lasers and she felt herself being carried away on a tidal wave of liberal-legislation-passion,
"Are you aware of how many seats I'd have if we had proportional representation.."
he wispered, to her, urgently.
"30?" she gasped incredulusly
"well, no actually, it would be... a lot less than 30, but still loads, - you fancy me don't you - my office - now"
from Dame barberra cartland 'the deluded politician and the young journalist' with apologies to viz.
Clegg - "Sorry you must be mistaken, honestly I'm not a dentist I just like drilling!"
Cleggover (for it is he): "I've had sex with 30 different women"
Young girl (shocked): "Is that all - have you never been to a Lib Dem conference?"
sarah teathers better looking sister?
'The Lib-Dems' selective breeding program is a success.Producing a candidate that can literally put their foot in it.
The bloke to Clegg's left is clearly getting a hand shandy from the girl(?) with the spunk deflectors in the middle, while the girl with the hairband has just realised that the person of indeterminate gender to her right has stuck their finger up her anus.
And all the while Clegg is going on and on about proportional representation.
31? No, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy was 31.
If I told you, you would think I was talking in centimetres...
BTW - had to double check as from that angle he looks a dead ringer for Tom Bradby
sockpuppet - very amusing comment !!
boy behind clegg has just been pinched on the ass by the girl in the tight white t shirt.
"and if you want to take a dump, I can open this wide."
Clegg "Do you want to know how I make mine 12 inches long?"
Girl "Go on, tell me"
Clegg "I fold it in half"
clegg: liberal values appeal to all people of every age group at all times, we are the pahllus of british politics.
young lady: no shit really ! oh ime goona have to phone my mate kylie and tell her ive just met david walliams .
clegg: ill get me coat
At portrait classes they tell you that the eyes are in the middle of the head - look at the dwarf with the glasses or the toothy guy with the badge. The one Cleggardon is talking to must be a fish.
woman
" Clegg, you Bastard ! I know we are all supposed to be bloody inclusive but don't tell me THAT boy ( grinner to Nicks left ) sucks better than me ( shreik smiley ).
Floozy: "If what's in your pocket is as impressive as The Speakers, you're more that invited to poke what's in your trousers between my lips.....big boy"
Keith Dovkunts
See me at Youth Camp fraulein, I got more than you take without gagging girlie.
AH (C)
"If at first you don't suck seed... try kneeling."
La Toynbee asks:
How did a man of such principle fall for weather vane politics?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/apr/11/gordonbrown.labour
But why is Brown on the slide? Why has that 12% lead he earned in the early months evaporated? Those were Labour voters expecting something better, looking for the mission and vision lacking in Blairism, looking for the change, change, change that Brown promised. The mystery of this premiership deepens with every day, perplexing some who thought they knew Brown best. Now he refutes any suggestion he has changed any Blairite "reform" one iota.
She doesn't know the difference between 'refute' and 'deny'. There's a surprise.
Clegg wins spaghetti-sucking contest.
Yo, bitch, you're my kinda ho!
30 diferent women!!
And your wife doesn't mind?
NC: "fancy a fuck?"
Girl: "Oh my God! Are you sure your poll is bigger than Chris Huhne's?"
Padypantsdown, Clegg over. About time i join the Liberal party, had no joy in the Times singel column.
Madame Whiplash
Gob and Gobshite?
Clegg is like Neil Kinnock - the first real Contact ( :lol: ) he has with the public and he makes an arse of him self.
Please, Please Please rig up a picture of Clegg turning into Kinnock as that would be funny! Neil Kinnock was a pillock and Clegg seems to be evolving into Kinnock at every turn! If Clegg holds the balance of power after the next election will the last person to leave Britain - Please turn out the lights!
Off topic, but I have just snorted ale through my nose with the title for one of the video stories on the BBC website -
William Gets His Wings, As Kate Watches
What, and you think I'd vote LibDem now!?
Young girl: "I can't believe you're telling me this - were you so bad that noone ever came back for more?"
"Of course I'm faithful to my wife ... I hope."
Clegg "Have you been on the Strongbow again?"
Clegg - 'yes and all my PR is handled by Justine McGuinness'
Clegg: "Hold on a minute whilst I stand on this chair"
Clegg "That's it, you've perfected the Gordon Broon "gulp"".
"Yes, Mr Clegg! This IS the right way to kiss someone you just met. I saw Gordon Brown do it with that French bint on the telly!"
Clegg: No, only this wide will do, let me show you...
"That's right young lady. Just open your mouth as wide as you can and lies pour out sooooo easily".
Boy in stripy top says to companion, I want to be an experienced politician when I grow up, look he's managed to get her to feel his cock already!
"now what about you m'dear, I've fucked everyone else in the room, except the butch looking one with the glasses on - she fucked me!"
Wow Mr Clegg, I thought people were just making it up concerning the length of of your *****.
Whip Clogg: I'm a liar remember. A shameless exaggerations merchant. I've only made love - in a very darkened room - to my dear wife. Once for each child.
One is "much less than thirty" now isn't it?
Teather's Sister: Oooooo, what a fibby libby you are. You had us all going there for a minute!
Clegg practices 'hitting the right note' with the kids.
[Girl] I'm so sorry. I left my contact lenses at home and I thought you were David Cameron
[Clegg] I'll be whoever you want me to be baby...
Clegg " Here's 20p love, phone your Mum and tell her you'll be home by taxi in the morning ".
Girl: OMG but you look so much younger than 30
Clegg: I think you misunderstood what I just said.
[girl] "Oh My God, I haven't held one that big since the days in the back of my old Head of History's car".
Clegg: "Ouch, not so hard and it will get much bigger!
Totty: "OMFG!"
girl says, "so you’re not that gay guy that chews snot on utube??? Ok then but what position is 31?”
"It would have been 31 but Little Sarah Teather was a shag TOO far."
Anon 4.56pm 11 Apr:
"... and number 28 was Margaret Beckett, she went like a train;"
"...went like caravan;" is more likely
Clegg-stud (virgin poof):I've fucked thirty women sugar tits! What do you think of that?
Slapper: Will you help my career if I fuck you gay boy?
CS: Right on honey, I have to maintain the illusion I'm straight up. Know what I mean?
Slapper: Ogh you are a useless limp wristed fuck, but I've fucked worse at Uni. Go on then unzip your flies. But I won't swallow your stuff.
The viewer: Who does sugar tits? Who does. Clegg is a virgin!
Girl: Left at bit, lower, left a bit more, YES!!!!
Yes I can see you can take a big one, but isn't that smegma ?
Totty:
'So like yeah, he comes up behind me and says brace yourself my lovely, i'm coming in dry.
Clegg:
'Thats vince for you. what a man, what a charmer only one we have in the lib dems, ripped gaydon a new arsehole in the commons a few times as well.
Toothy sod:
'Gordon tried the same with me, i said oiii bastard who do you think I am, Toilets!
Totty:
BURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Clegg:
Fuck me that was long and loud, but now the forplay is out of the way lets shag.
Toothy guy:
OOER, can i watch
OMG! A wishbone instead of a backbone!
Why is Clegg talking to an inflatable doll?
Doesn't he know that shagging one of them doesn't increase the number of notches on the bedpost?
If that rent boy will swallow, I'll bloody gargle.
Bad Loo 'ttendant
"Gottle of Geer?"
Impressionable Schoolgirl exclaims: "WOW Nigel that's a big one!"
After Clegg rationalises:
- Well basically we manifested for a referendum on the EU constitution
- In the Commons we abstained on a referendum for the Lisbon Treaty
- And in the Lords we will be voting for the constitution...err umm...Treaty....????
Post a Comment