Bottle of Barolo for Lunch, "Silvio" the Toast
Silvio Berlusconi horrifies the politically correct commentariat. Guido is overjoyed to learn that his Party of Liberty has clinched decisive victories in both houses of parliament.
He will bring a bit of fun back into dreary European politics and push Italy in the right direction. He sometimes, like Boris, plays the fool, but he is one smart operator. All the now unemployed Italian Greens and Socialists should be a warning to Ken...
He will bring a bit of fun back into dreary European politics and push Italy in the right direction. He sometimes, like Boris, plays the fool, but he is one smart operator. All the now unemployed Italian Greens and Socialists should be a warning to Ken...
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Brown has just told Adam Boulton on Sky news that his selling of the UK's gold reserves at a historically low level was not his fault but was actually the fault of the previous Tory government for not "diversifying" the UK's investments.
Breathtaking in it's dishonesty and delusion.
yes, a figure of fun. but the truth is that italy is almost a third world country, dependent on eu subsidies for its people to survive. silvio is a coke head buffoon and he is exactly the sort of weak minded leader the eu likes dealing with.
Agreed about Silvio - welcome back, we missed you!
The really interesting thing about this election, though, was the impressive growth in support for the Lega Nord. Belusconi's governing coalition relies on the Lega Nord, with the result that their economic and political programme, rather than PDL's rather vague notions, may end up making the real difference over the next few months or maybe years.
Why doesn't the Judge in the gay royal sex tape trial admit defeat, (see Max Moseley for precedent) and allow the British press to declare what everyone with a computer knows, i.e. that it's David Linley?
If he goes to the Olympic opening ceremony he might have to sit next to Tessa but what's £344,000 between friends?
Should that be 'Bottle of Borolo'?
Although it is enjoyable seeing Greens and lefties being ousted, Berlusconi is corrupt and unfit to govern.
see Brown's squirm here
http://thecrownblogspot.blogspot.com/2008/04/brown-squrms-out-from-blame-again.html
I once saw Mr Silvio address a press briefing in Strasbourg the last time Italy had the Presidency of the EU. 'Let's not waste time talking about Belgium and fishing' he cheerfully announced, 'let's concentrate on women and football!'. Several leftistas and wimmin fainted at this point. My students pissed themselves.
Dr Wolf,
Corrected.
He's fun to watch from afar but if I was an Italian, I'd be worried. He won't fix unemployment, the public finances, tackle the unions. He's no Maggie, Silvio just wants the dolce vita.
He's had two attempts as PM and bungled them. Third time lucky? Io non credo!
Err, no Guido. Don't you drink the stuff? If not, can I suggest you click on the Laithwaites banner ad running on your site and order:
Cordone Barolo Riserva 2000
A snip at £213/case.
Whatever you do, don't touch it, Guido. It's probably Chinese or something. Tell the waiter to bring a bottle of Barolo. La Spinona '96 would do you nicely.
Thick as thieves ?
Thick as shit more like
Silvio is a SELF MADE billionaire, he is a much of a buffoon as Branson is, its a front to con retards such as yourself.
He likes yachts, women , cocaine and spending his own cash.
Gordon likes rocking horses, Ed Balls,Snot and pissing away other peoples cash.
If only we had a silvio.
It should be 'barolo' with an 'a'. You obviously don't drink enough of it, Guido...
Gordon has saved the housing market, he is not that bad no matter what you tory stooges say. Where's is the idiot fucking deluded! then? Houses will not be dropping anymore boy so less of your childish insults. Same goes for you tories. Well done Gordon Brown, you underestimated him all along.
or even Barolo?
Barolo - changed back again. Never trust a wolf. Have not even been out to lunch either.
thick as thieves, you really are a thick fucker
Almost a half of Italy's economy is the black market. Most Italians are far wealthier than us Brits, they just don't like paying too much tax, and can you blame them?
So Tessa Jowell do you approve of Italy's new choice of Prime Minster?
the beast of berkwell,
I'm interested in policy. silvio is promising tax cuts when they can't even empty the bins.
silvio is a retard. I would place him in the same category as mccain, they are both midget-spastics. people don't normally vote for midgets or spastics, so I can only assume that silvio must have spent some of his billions on bribery and vote rigging.
note to self: put the beast on the list. gobby cunt.
Labour Still The Best @2.05pm, could you mail me a little of whatever you're smoking please?
Must be good stuff!
Silvio looks more like Joe Pesci in "Goodfellows" with every advancing year. Let's hope that at the next Euro summit Gordo says something to "buts his balls" and Silvio plugs him with a few well placed caps.
Labour still the best said...
Where's is the idiot fucking deluded! then? Houses will not be dropping anymore boy .
Anyone know what language this is?
In the eighties when left-wing girls were wearing dungarees and smoking rollies the girls in FCS were the best on offer.
(A) Looked like girls.
(B) Washed daily.
(C) Were filthy.
You did not have to discuss Andrea Dworkin after fucking them either.
Clegg should just admit that he wanted to sample the finer things in life - like Tory girls.
Neu Arbeit said...
'Labour Still The Best @2.05pm, could you mail me a little of whatever you're smoking please?
Must be good stuff!'
Read for yourselves my tory lovlies. He will put 40 billion into the banks to kick start the banks lending to each other again. I can't believe how you seriously misjudged him. Another seven years in opposition to look forward too!
Crown (1.44pm), I can't believe that the Brown idiot managed to blame someone else for his gold selling f*ck-up. Does he not take the credit for anything he does, or only if he thinks it was "right and prudent"?
Thick as Shit:
'note to self: put the beast on the list. gobby cunt.'
List of what you mouthy shit? Shut up and piss off you stupid tart. Everything you say is utter bollocks anyway!
Splendid news.
Only ever leader since post war period to last a full term.
Silvio is a barrel of laughs and despite his history has polled this victory with the people's votes, more than can be said for Gordo the Ineffectual Twat (GIT).
Mr thieves
I would gladly be 5 inches shorter and a bit of a balding spaz in return for all that cash, the huge house on sardinia, acres of top quality Italian pussy, the chance to fiddle my taxes with such style and have people killed by the maffia.As to bribery for votes and rigging elections
No doubt you would prefer a bowl of gruel with Brown (4 grand a years worth of gruel)
browns comments on gold are nothing short of criminal. i hope cameron asks him about it in the commons and the lie can be repeated for all to hear.
what a fukin lying turd he is
Guido,
Berlusconi is a crook and has been a disaster for Italy over the years.
The British equivalent would have been to have allowed Robert Maxwell to run the country.
Go Silvio!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnfi1WeJiag
thick as thieves said ... 'I'm interested in policy. silvio is promising tax cuts when they can't even empty the bins.'
You should read Gomorrah by Roberto Silviano, failing to empty the bins is the least of the rubbish disposal nightmare that is happening in Naples
Do you think he'll go on holiday with Gordo just like he did with Tone?
I
It took Italy 2 years to realise what a mistake they had made voting the left back in. Its taken the Brits 11 years to realises the mistake of having Labour. I saw it all in the 60s Labour just tax and spend to much and cannot run anything.
@ Labour Still The Best
"He will put 40 billion into the banks to kick start the banks lending to each other again"
Three points:
a) Whose effing money is it, anyway?
b) You seriously believe that 40 billion (against how much casually handed over to Northern Crock?) is enough to restore things?
c) When is your Release Date up for review?
Oh, and when you graduate from the crayon you may just possibly hear of something called a 'dictionary'.
Oh come on, Guido - Berlusconi is a Mafia shill. There's enough corruption in Euro politics without that cunt getting back in again.
@Geordie Scoot said...
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Silvio looks more like Joe Pesci in "Goodfellows" with every advancing year.
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No, no, more like Joe Pesci in Stella Street, surely?
Meanwhile, shit-for-brains says in The Guardian
'Brown said yesterday that he understood people's fears. "Every effort of mine, every day that I wake up is about keeping this economy moving forward," he said. "This government is aware of the insecurities people feel."'
"Every day that I wake up..."
Right. And the ones you don't?
He's falling apart in publuc. Gruesome, but addictive viewing
Labour still the best said...
Gordon has saved the housing market, he is not that bad no matter what you tory stooges say. Where's is the idiot fucking deluded! then? Houses will not be dropping anymore boy so less of your childish insults. Same goes for you tories. Well done Gordon Brown, you underestimated him all along.
Back again I see DES. You've made your point, whatever it is. Now go play on the motorway you sad, deluded, dribbling loon.
Hard to know where to start here. Italy's non-black economy GDP was 1/3 of Britains 40 years ago; now its 90% r more (memo to self: check figs); after that factor in the non-measured economy conservatively 50% here, i doubt more than 20% in GB (probably 10% of the indigenes sector) the black economy alone means the vehicle of choice in these partts is either the Audi Q7 or RR Sport (tasteee...). It is as logical to judge Italy by the italian ice cream flogging + fish 'n chip frying emigree's to the UK, as it would be for the Italians to assume the average Brit is represented by the gurning microcephalic pinheaded knuckleskulls who pitch up in Rome for the footie every now and then. After 7 years here I have learned plenty of lessons; first of which is that people are far wealthier here than in Britain; cars are paid for in cash; mortgaged homes are in a tiny minority, and they holiday in their own houses in Sardinia, St Moritz and Cap Ferrat, not some rented-for-10 days suitcase-sized "luxury" hotel room in Grand Bahama.
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Brown has just told Adam Boulton on Sky news that his selling of the UK's gold reserves at a historically low level was not his fault but was actually the fault of the previous Tory government for not "diversifying" the UK's investments.
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Next, how David Cameron is responsible for the collapse of Northern Rock.
Guido, I don't get it? All the excellent work you have done in exposing and condeming the corrupt acts of our politicians, yet you are delighted that one of the most corrupt politicians of modern times is back in power! I'm sure there is a good reason?
To all the critics of our Silvio, there is just a one-word answer - 'democracy'. The Italians have chosen to elect him again - that is their right - so why should we presume to know better than them?
I think I will join Guido in a glass of barolo (with an 'a') - Silvio definitely adds a dash of colour to the political scene.
So now the French have Sarkozy (plus Carla), the Italians have Mr B (plus assorted babes) and we have... enough said.
unsworth said:
'Oh, and when you graduate from the crayon you may just possibly hear of something called a 'dictionary'.'
Get a dictionary, you get fucked you tory cunt! Gordon pulls off a masterstroke to save the economy and the housing market and you tory twats are still busy bleating like lambs to the slaughter. Fucking cameron, I shit better!
He's Tony B'Liars mate, gave Tony A holiday at 1 of his places ;-))
Go Silvio!
fucking delighted he's back in charge.
at least he hates communists, and calls the "progressives" for what they really fucking are - communists...
sceptial 5.10
Tony Blair was elected a result of "democracy", did you crack open a bottle of barolo (with an a, but we already knew that cause thats how you typed it) each time that happened? Not complaining about democracy (god bless its cotton socks), but it doesn't make silvio any less corrupt.
So if the latter-day Roman republic has just chosen style over substance yet again, not that Prodi's policies was worth a single piece of pasta, we can assume that it will be Blair, President of the EU. Consider the maths: Sarkosi, Belesconi, and presumably the Uber-EU Merkel all want a 'safe pair of hands' at the tiller - so what the big three want, the big three get.
As for the Irish Referendum - well it seems (see Iain Dale) that that is already being stiched up by the Irish government. So much for good governance in Europe.
I`d rather have Silvio Berlusconi as PM here!
face it he is more fun,knows money,doesn't eat his own body fluids live on TV and mostly because he would publicly laugh at the monocular retard currently squatting in Downing street.
and polly would have a stroke(fnah fnah!)
@sceptical: http://www.grumpycunt.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7964
Depressing stuff.
brown is f.........liar!
from a while back........
China, reports the Sunday Times, was an eager buyer of Britain's gold at Gordon Brown's giveaway auctions.
- "Several Asian countries including China are named by an insider as having bought the gold 'on the cheap' from the Treasury," says the paper. "The Chinese may have made more than £1 billion from Brown’s botched sell- off."
f====== twat!
Got a feeling that this means a certain Tony Blair is about to become president of all Europe.
who did get the gold may be an interesting proposition , perhaps thats whats the paying africas debt was all about .
shame none of us got to vote on it , was it the manefesto ??
bofl - interesting. In light of that, perhaps Pickhead though the proffered torch was made of gold and sent to Downing Street to taunt him! Spacewasting twunt.
To 'labour still the best' (har-de-fucking-har!)@ 2:05 PM, April 15, 2008:
Call yourself a Socialist pal? What a fucking cheek you have; you maybe slept with a Socialist once, but that's as close as you've ever been to one.
Remember this, you pathetic prat: shit is brown, and Brown is shit.
Fucking delicious!
"Get a dictionary, you get fucked you tory cunt! Gordon pulls off a masterstroke to save the economy and the housing market and you tory twats are still busy bleating like lambs to the slaughter."
The only masterstroking being pulled off by Snotgobbler is his right hand on his limp, cheesy dick while leafing through a crispy, well worn copy of "Lumberjack Love" magazine.
You sad deluded trot tossers not only fuck the country, but then have the cheek to pretend that good ship Stalin is all fine and dandy.
When in fact it's sinking in a sea of sleazy smelly shit.
Man the lifeboats, Comrade.
No, on second thoughts, drown.
The fact that the Green Party in London can tie itself to such an odious creature as Livingstone is beyond me.
How can a Green Party (so-called) link itself with a racist, bigoted, pigeon-murdering despotic, mysynogistic homophobe like Livingstone?
Now, there's a point. People might leap to Ken's deefence and say: "No matter what el3e he is, Livingstone is not mysynogistic or homophobic!"
To which I reply: Livingstone supports people who ARE mysynogistic and homophobic. If Livingstone supports them and treats them as friends, then we must presume that Livingstone is also mysynogistic and homophobic.
Or else a colossal hypocrite. Either way, he isn't fit to be mayor of London.
Tony Soprano as PM looks OK to me. But what the cocksuckers fail to see is that cousin Gordinio is gonna get schlept bigtime. It would be a priviledge to dispose of the remains. Yrs ' Digger'
Gordon pulls off a masterstroke to save the economy and the housing market and you tory twats are still busy bleating like lambs to the slaughter.
Repeating the same bollocks over and over doesn't make it any more true, despite what Dr Goebbels might have said. You're hysterical, in every sense of the word. Why don't you go and have a nice lie down?
All you silly tory cunts, and whatever fucking delicious! is, besides obviously being a cock; fuck off and kiss my crack. Gordon's this, Gordon's that, get a grip you silly tit heads. Boris wants an amnesty, Cameron is a joke, about as much use as the other cunt Osbourne. You think they will run the country better? Really? Then your bigger fucking idiots than I thought.
"Labour is still the best" you are obviously a troll - no-one other than the most deluded, half-crazed work-shy scrounger could ever believe Snotgobbler can run a fucking bath let alone a country.
We are in for some hard times ahead thanks to your Stalinist leader, and ironcally it will be the poor who suffer most.
You and your train load of stinking shit are about to hit the buffers head on.
And we'll all get showered in it thanks to Dear Prudence.
ratsniffer said:
'We are in for some hard times ahead thanks to your Stalinist leader, and ironcally it will be the poor who suffer most.'
Yeah right, they'll still be able to spend on fags and cigs. Let them eat cake say I!
My sister in law who is a dyed in the wool Communist and has lived in Italy for the past twenty years, was on the phone near to tears about Silvo's victory and she has announced her plans to move to the UK for a 'better political environment'.
An earlier poster noted that Italian TV is crap, because Italians prefer to go out and eat in the evenings. Very true. You can't watch TV with Italians as they talk all the time anyhow, but watching football with them is great fun. Watched WC final in 2006in a restaraunt in Rome, staff too distracted to get any orders right, so just ate what landed in front of me, when final whistle went all went nuts and gave free booze out - no bill was presented either.
Italians, you have got to love them, style, fun and creative tax avoiders. We could learn a thing or two....Oh yes and they elected a hot porn star to parliment, preferable to those awful nulabour dogs...which would be fine if they were actually any use at their jobs.
He'll be kicked out of No.10, and all because of 10p. It's the poor who'll do for him, not the fucking tories.
Jeez, this guy Broon is as bright as a victorian penny; and as prudent as jack the ripper was restrained. Remember this: shit is brown, and Brown is shit.
He's set Socialism back 100 years, the Zanu-lab cunt...
Fucking delicious!
Sorry Chaps and Chapesses, Silvo is just another 'colleauge' in the EU project and as such as useless to his country as McSnot, Dave 'Boy Green' Cameron and whatever that cunt in the Limp Dumbs name is.
Fuck them all and out of the EU for us as soon as humanly possible.
Have you seen the pictures of two of the Ministers he has appointed in today's 'Times'? One for your Totty Watch, I think...
He may be a mafioso, but he's no worse than ours (or, rather, Snotland's), and at least I can think about his Ministers without wanting to puke (indeed, the opposite).
I will join your toast, Guido!
labour still the best,
famous last words methinks.
thick as thieves said...
'labour still the best,
famous last words methinks.'
Thick as Thieves
Thick as shit methinks.
tatinator,
I must have a special team of zanulab zombies rebutting my comments. excellent and just as I had planned!
only problem is that you are all dullards and I feel as if I am lynching spastics.
anyway, what is your opinion on the new labour war party doubling the tax liability of the poor and thereby stealing food from their tables.
you weasel word cunt.
labour had their chance and they blew it. what a bashing you will get in the local elections.
people have had enough of bitter, pontificating cunts like you. deal with it.
TAT, you are a fucking thick shit muppet. I'm one of the spastics on your list as you put it, you poor fucking excuse for a human being. Bring it on you thick shit twat, I look forward to your inane rambling, best laugh I have all day. I loathe NuLab with a passion. Nearly as much as I loathe you, cretinus cunt you are!
bonehead of bolton,
I won't put you on the list because although you are a zombie, you are also a spastic.
putting retards on the list is just not right.
unlike you, I have standards.
Do not take me off your list TAT shat, you silly old tart, keep me on. You have standards i agree, only problem being they are lower than Gordons you deluded twat.
tatinator,
you claim to hate zanulab but attack my suggestion that labour are finished.
make your mind up you fucking moron!
bolton bonehead,
I have already said I will not put spastics like you on the list. I'm not running a euthenasia programme you dopey cunt.
ps are you a torydalek? it is so hard to tell because you don't express any coherent views.... hold on, gordon is that you? I hereby etc etc.
what a pair of fucking jokers!
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