Bad Start for New No. 10 Digital Media Guru
So on the day No. 10 confirms the appointment of their new web / digital media guru an email drops in the inbox from the webmaster@pmo.gov.uk himself!
Subject"Add your voice to the debate" - PM
The Prime Minister has urged people to add their voice to the debate on "some of the biggest challenges of our times" by logging onto a website dedicated to the Progressive Governance Summit ...
Guido, keen as ever to share his thoughts with Gordon, clicks through a couple of times to the website to add his "voice to the debate" to find:
Can they get anything right? Doh!UPDATE 18:40 : Guido *waves* to Number 10 geeks. They have now added some waffle saying, basically, come back later. So why send out the email today to tens of thousands of people from the PM urging us to log on before it is working? Please stay away from any breweries...
72 comments:
promoting prosperity?
is that by spunking all our money and 100+taxes ?
Is it just me, or does the logo for Progressive Governance contain a clunking great swastika?
are new laws passed solely by harridan harper 'progressive government'
how very democratic....
'good news,chocolate ration is going up next week'
bofl
He's reviewing the content.
You'd think that after 11 years of a supposedly competent government there wouldn't be so many fucking 'challenges' for them to deal with.
More Fabian shite (note the key word PROGRESSIVE) and of course they cannot get anything right because they destroyed the education system and produce morons with the thinking ability of a bi-valve. The country is well and truly over unless you and the rest of the merry murkers here decide to have a real revolution. I am amazed no one has hacked into the Inland Revenue and Customs web site and crashed the lot. If I were a hacker I would hack until there was nothing left TO hack. But I have enough trouble reading your weird letters to let my comment be logged. CRASH THE SYSTEM FELLOWS - NOW - CAN YOU SAY HACK? HACK OFF THEN.
I agree with the earlier post, it sure looks like a swastika to me.
So NuLabour == Nat Socialism now?
A bit of a piss-off for all those whose dads didn't come back.
"Can they get anything right?"
No of course they can't - this is exactly what I would have expected from this shite shower.
Oi Guido, isn't this the same outfit I mentioned earlier today in another post?
Progressive Governance Summit my arse - this is a socialist plot to take over the world, and it's all tied up with Common Purpose, Policy Network, Inclusive Globalisation, Progressive Governance and New World Order.
Their masterplan is to turn everyone into Swedish clones, controlled by a central politbureau. And there's fuck all we can do. It's truly terrifying.
See http://www.policy-network.net/
Well I think it's a very attractive logo.
Monkeys led by a donkeys or is it the other way round - oops must be careful not to insult monkeys or donkeys - could end up in a nulab animal relations court.
i think currently in developement refers to a bogie of not the right consistancy to roll .
however i have worked on my post for the new site when it becomes operable
promoting prosperity :
stay out of the EU :export the socialists and liberals to the EU
result live in a happy law abiding sustainable democracy
There can be no doubt that it is a swastika. The tax nazis have taken over the asylum.
Oiiiiiiii you socialist one eyed snot eating cunt, get your own fucking logo!
Are they reading you, Guido? Miraculously some woffle has appeared about "climate change, development and international institutional reform".
But click on Discuss and it loops back to the same crap!
Tell you what, I'm going to be "discussing" it when the thing goes live - if it ever does.
My comments do not accurately reflect my views.
If anything I reckon taxes on alcohol should be even higher.
1984 is here.
What next?
On an earlier thread 2nd home/dormatory ideas were most interesting. A better solution is for MPs to stay in their constituency. They don't need to attend Parliament. The whips can vote for them and party policy wonks can decide what they would have said had they been there for any debate.
The money thus saved could be spent by the Speaker's wife transportation to any jumble or car-boot sale that takes her fancy.
The reason for the delay is they have lost the password on a CD left on a bendy bus going to Clapham....
i think stans style is getting nicked see dail mash , camel article i nearly fell off the chair !! LOL
In terms of the logo wording, I think instead of "Summit" they'd intended "Innit". Someone should tell them.
That scruffy f*ck Brown cant even tie his tie properly for his video address
The man's a shambles - a Michael Foot for the 21st century
They should just put the ringpiece of stars on the page as the EU tells their little socialist monkeys how to dance while the organ grinder belts out ode to Joy.
I do not wish to lower the tone of this site, but may I add my voice to those stating that Brown,New Labour, Old Labour, Intermediate Labour and whatever other name they wish to apply to the party are the biggest bunch of shit cunts ever to hold office.
Nue Arbeit Macht Frei...
Looks like a swastika, and not the sort on Finnish World War Two aircraft. What the fuck were they thinking of? Perhaps they could employ fasces and axes for the next logo? Is this why they keep banging on about the BNP?
Ein Gordon, ein volk.
Il Duce is always right....
Have Hills opened a book on Mr Hasbeen dropping the Torch?
I've just realised, doh!, the website is actually intended for MPs only, hence the wording of the logo.
On a similar note (and apologies if I'm reiterating any posts from yesterday) but the ES ran a story last night to the effect that the MPs 2nd home allowance is actually making the Government a net profit in some cases because of increases in stamp duty/CGT gains over the life of the mortgage. You couldn't make it up.
You are fools if you think that the position this country is now in is all due to incompetence.
Tha exact opposite is the truth, this is exactly what has been planned.
Brown and Blair are highly competent operators, "Britishness" has been destroyed.
Marxism! As Jerry Adams said re; the IRA
"they haven gone away you know"
Sein fein is another gangster Marxist outfit.
Poland looks to be an attractive option.
"Additionally, we will be broadcasting Saturday’s sessions live in video, along with a ‘live blog’ which will also include your comments on the proceedings"
Please God, don't let that mean that we have to watch Gordon the Fungal Zombie deepmining his nostrils in realtime.
breaking news - BBC R4 - Livinstone is a 5x4 a la Ulrika Johnson
What was that poster from the past?
Labour isn't working!
Perhaps it should have said - can't, never could, never will be able to.............
yep, that's definitely a swastika.
So who's the bloody fool that let that one slip through?
The logo is definitely a swastika - a spinning swastika with scything arms and a bloody backdrop - an apt symbold for ZaNu Labour and Brown's Britain.
No 6 wrote
the party are the biggest bunch of shit cunts ever to hold office."
May I remind you that you lot voted these cnuts in 3 TIMES IN A ROW, no less!
They may now be showing their true colours but, by jove, you lot were a bit slow to catch on, weren't you??
Hahahahaha!
Did you see the Bugger's Broadcasting Communism London News this evening?
Turns out Leninslime has five children by three different wimmin - how's he managed to keep that so quiet?
This wasn't Guido's reserve April Fool Post by any chance.
Not sure that any voter (and their familes) who fought against the Nazis would be too impressed to see the swastika on any website designed for any UK government agency, or any UK organisation. Will they return the newly made veteran's badges?
Just shows how out of touch NuLab have become, unless this is deliberately to beome symbolic of Broon's incompetence. Next thing we know, the grasping gurner will be pictured grinning with the logo over his head. ]
Fucking Hell. It's been revealed that Red Ken has five anonymous offspring planted amongst us.
A bit like going back to the reds under the bed era.
These useless buggers are so clueless their knowledge of history wouldn't run to recognising that most well known (national) socialist emblem
I can't beleeeeeve it.
They have even included a video of Gordon trying to smile and Gordon trying to look concerned at the right bits.
When will they learn that Gordon doesn't (can't) do acting?
Heil, mein Führer!
We're fucked!
Auf Wiedersehen pet.
A FUCKING SWASTIKA flying over 10 Downing Street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the FUCKING HELL is going on?
Progressive Governance Summit
this weekend.....'somewhere near london' what are they afraid of?
300 guests?who is coming?
we all know who is paying for it dont we?
bofl
Let he who is without sin and all that.
No wonder Ken consistently gets a disproportionately high number of votes amongst women. It turns out that he's selling his body for votes
They will surely have to pull the logo. Perhaps they can sell it on to the BNP.
Did you know that they've buggered off until April 18th for their Easter Break. Nice little earner.
These leftovers are on Question Time tonight if anyone's interested.
This week's Question Time panel
BBC One 22.35
3rd April 2008, Birmingham
Secretary of State for International Development Douglas Alexander,
Conservative Shadow Leader of the House of Commons Theresa May,
Liberal Democrat spokesperson for business, enterprise and regulatory reform Sarah Teather,
Independent MP for Birmingham Clare Short,
Broadcaster and commentator Rod Liddle.
word verification was 'piloc' believe it or not
New Labour, New Swastika.
The logo can't decide whether to go right, left or stand still - the perfect symbol for Brown the ditherer.
It must be his moral compass.
"yep, that's definitely a swastika."
You wait 'till the armbands are ready. They'll be doing torchlight parades next.
i notice they are having a live blog, what's the betting we all need to log on and let the fat one eyed bogie picking bent cunt know what we think of him. Anyone else game?
And while we're on the subject of swastikas, looks like the Government Whips have been busy offering the option of the loaded pistol and the cyanide pill to the Labour tax rebels:
http://broganblog.dailymail.co.uk/2008/04/tax-rebellion-l.html
I used to work in a brewery. Honest. I did!
And, let me tell you, organising a piss up in one is not hard. not hard at all.
National Socialist plot methinks!
prosperity......it turns out that brown gave £50 million to china,then makes a feeble speech about china and tibet......now it has been revealed that the uk gives zimbabwe £40 m per year in aid.....judging by the tv i would say that the ordinary people need it.BUT i wonder how much mugabe has stolen out of that?
The staggering news that Leninslime has five children by three different women is unlikely to damage him.
This is precisely why he has been packing London with polygamists, feral chavs who will fuck anything, and single parent households with 12 kids.
It is why he stands for atheism and moral relativism and hates the family unit.
Then, when he is finally exposed as a philanderer with dark secrets and no shame, he can turn round to them all on polling day and say "Hey, I'm no different from you. You'll vote for me, right!"
May he rot in hell.
Olympic procession on Saturday, timetable clash?
That logo's going to have to gogo.
Anyone got any idea how much this little project is costing us ?
go go bojo @ 7.19 said:-
"Turns out Leninslime has five children by three different wimmin - how's he managed to keep that so quiet?"
He didn't, only from us.
I thought he got the ethnic vote simply with money funnelled through the Grasper budget, but no, seems he's smarter than that, the cunt outdoes them. The West Indian expression used when asked how many children you have is - "two at home and three outside"
Leninslime has bested every one of the libidinous fuckers, he's got all five outside. That's why they vote for him, not just Grasper's handouts, they look on him like Mbeki looks on Mad Bob - they'd love to emulate him if they only had the balls.
Ya gotta admire the deviousness of the slimy prick - he'sa fucking master -literally.
What a bunch of tossers-they have even got the titles on the schedule the wrong way round.
I notice that they have disabled the comments on the You Tube video with Gay Gordon looking like a constipated quasimodo.
As this New Swastika Logo is a product of 10 Downing street, I take it the UK taxpayer has had to pay for it.
Time for Herr Braun to resign methinks.
Jesus-my 8 year old could do a better job of designing a web page than this shower of shite.
Definitely a swastika-hopefully
Herr Gordon will meet the same fate as Mr Hitler.
Gordons gone out-well put some more petrol on him!!!!
only asking... said...
Is it just me, or does the logo for Progressive Governance contain a clunking great swastika?
5:31 PM, April 03, 2008
Fuck me rigid! It DOES!
And it is the Nazi version of the Swastika, too!
Have National Socialists taken over Britain? Horst Vessel song, anyone?
Or in the case of Gauleiter Guntfried von Brown, the Hoist Weasel song.
Or are they so inept they failed to notice it?
Seems like that the progov sub-domain at pm.gov.uk is now locked out other than to authorised users. Welcome to the motherland, you now need a pass to access your servants.
A quote from "Clunking fist indeed" by Frank Field.
"Only one line of action is open to the government. On average, lower-paid workers without children can lose around £440 a year.
Families with children will be eligible for tax credits, but will still be losers. Thirty-six per cent of eligible families do not claim child tax credit. The government needs to announce before May 1 that all low-paid working households will receive a lump sum payment, with a higher sum going to households without children. Mechanically, these payments can only be made later in the year but they would do much to restore Labour's claim of helping decent working families.
They might also, hopefully, abate the anger that will be inflicted on innocent Labour councillors standing in this year's local election".
Fuck me - "innocent Labour councillors" Fuck me!
"lump sum payment" Nulabspeak for a fucking bribe.
How it came too pass 1994
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Jack Straw
Alistair Campbell
Campbell.. Right.. we all know this socialist mumbo jumbo will never fly.. We need to change.
Blair: Really change, or appear to change?
Campbell: Pretend to change obviously Tony. We need a name that suggests change and a difference from the old loony left, marxist, communist unelectable Labour party
Brown: But we must keep the word Labour yes..?
Campbell: Yes
Blair: Must we?
Campbell: Oh yes. Need to keep all the old fools, but attract totally new fools too.
Straw: Then it should be a Democratic party?
Campbell: Well at least get democracy into the title.
Blair:I like the word People .. The People's post office.. The People's Princess..The People's Dome.
Brown:Let's split up the union. Create a federation. Scottish workers for Scottish jobs and..
Campbell: Not now Gordon. But I like the federal bit. Or a republic
Blair:Yeah and get the word Britain in too . I'm going to make use of a lot of COOL BRITANNIA remarks..
Straw: And the word New too, of course..A new begining.A new hope.
Campbell: Ok, so what have we got.
Blair:
THE PEOPLES DEMOCRATIC LABOUR REPUBLIC OF NEW BRITAIN.
CAMPBELL: A bit too long. Let's just say NEW LABOUR.
Now, the logo.. NO Gordon, not a red and blue swastika..
THE PROPLES DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC OF BRITAIN
Does this mean we now have to say that if it's not Brown, it's Braun?
Will Gordon be discussing selling out the British people of the Falklands with the Argentine President he invited over ?
I have been saying that Nu Labor are National Socialists and fascists for years. It's bleedin' obvious really.
All the same signs. The dogma. The lying. The suppression of truths. The stifling, plodding bureaucracy. The obsession with forms. The horde of uniformed "officials" polluting our towns. The self important, self serving gauleiters modelled on Ken popping up in councils, assemblies, quangos and all the other top-heavy, absurdly expensive tiers of government control all over Britain. The manipulation and brainwashing of young people and schoolchildren. The obsession with soundbites and spin-phrases. The demonisations and whipping up of mass hysteria. The encouragements to spy on neighbours, parents and colleagues. The police in their black uniforms with their breaking down of doors to arrest pensioners who won't pay council tax or people that say the wrong things.
Unfortunately there is no island bastion of freedom across the Channel, from where brave men in Lysanders bring us succour and the promise of hope.
The very worst, the most treasonous, poisonous and pernicious of regimes. Nu Labor. Presiding over the utter destruction of a once great nation. And that personification of treachery dares to talk about "Britishness"?
"The server progov.pm.gov.uk at Progressive Governance requires a username and password.
Warning: This server is requesting that your username and password be sent in an insecure manner (basic authentication without a secure connection)."
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Man in a shed - considering Jonah's financial acumen, and his history of finding the bottom of the gold market, I would assume that now the Falklands has all those proven oil reserves, the cunt will think it must be the right moment to give it away to the Argies.
It's what he does, the incompetent gibbering freakshow.
Come out Gorgon, and fuck off.
History is not my strong point but doesn't the royal family have German antecedents? Hence the silence from Buck House of the past 10 years? Or am I just being cynical about the current depressing and depressed state of the nation?
Blimmin thing won't let me log in.
Can't even access the site now but it is still being advertised and linked to, on the front page of http://www.number10.gov.uk
So presumably the taxpayer has had to pay for Herr Braun's Swastika logo.
"The Prime Minister has urged people to join the debate on "some of the biggest challenges of our times," by logging onto a website dedicated to the Progressive Governance Summit
this weekend.
Climate change, security threats, global poverty and economic globalisation will dominate the agenda at the London conference hosted by Gordon Brown and attended by 20 world leaders."
What's next, a picture of the Mandonn with the Big Boobies hanging in No 10?
Man in a shed,
Gordon Brown has already sold the Falklanders down the river! the only sticking point is the price and the share of oil reserves the British(EU) gets.
Brown will hand over the Falklanders to the tender mercies of a vengeful alien culture in a nu york minute if the price is right and Brown knows that Argentina is going to subject the Islanders to a world of petty vengeance and petty control but he thinks 'so what'!
As long as Argentina comes up with a good price Gordon Brown will happily sell these islanders out!
Anon @ 6.46pm yesterday:
You are quite right - Snottie can't even tie his fuckin' tie. What a loser!
Perhaps Gary from Stoke could tell his ultimate line manager, The Snot Gobbler in Chief, that the knot is meant to be a triangle, not a fuckin' square.
Jesus wept!
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04/04/progressive_governance/
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