£1,000 Offered for Jacqui Smith's Fingerprints
click to enlargeGuido previously offered dinner as a reward and now the good people at NO2ID and Privacy International are offering £1,000. Unlike them Guido won't ask you to donate the reward to charity. There are sommeliers waiting...
69 comments:
Nice one publicising this, Guido.
I really hope someone manages to do it.
Would Broon have fingerprints, all his pores will be clogged up with snot.
I have Jacqui's fingerprints! Trouble is, there all over my penis!
Can't we take a print of Gordon's thumb off Andrew Marr's backside? Save you a lunch and just for once the BBC will have done something useful.
Fuck me!
Put a wig on the hideous cunt on the right and he's the spitting image of that gay bloke on the left.
Gordo's the more feminine of the two. Politicians are abnormal in many ways: physically, psychologically and morally. And New Labour are teaching us that fact in a way we aren't going to forget.
What about an award for nicking Gordo the Ineffectual Twat's glass eye.
I wonder if this No2ID idea IS lawful?
Any lawyers who could say either way?
I had it then I lost it.
I see the pound just jumped off a cliff after McTw@'s 'reassurances' on the economy.
In an interview with BBC's Nick Robinson:
"Because we’ve got low inflation, we can cut interest rates" said Gordon Brown
The money markets immediately responded with the Pound plumetting against the Euro and Dollar
surely people wanting Gorgon's prints need only look at the 2008 Budget.
either that or any smashed and broken mobile phone covers found in the gutters nr No 10.
As for JaQui 'Oink' Smith, the prints you should be looking for will be distinctly trotter shaped
That "uber Jonah" McStalin does it again.
The tartaned twat is so far removed from the intellectual capacity required to do the PMs job that he still has not sussed out the fact that if he says something the markets will respond.
Someone in the Neo Labour camp please get a grip - get your unelected leader a fucking minder who can shut him up before he does any more damage to the economy.
In fact, why aren't you idiots sharpening your knives - he cannot win a General Election.
I assume you want to win - or is it time for you to shuffle off stage far left & allow the Tories to pick up the pieces yet again?
Its a repeat comment, but I feel a relevant one. Apologies to any who saw it earlier
I have a very large, squishy black and green Bogey, with a nostril hair attached, that belonged to the PM.
The PM pulled , rolled admired and positioned the item on the tip of his index finger.
He was just about to pop it into his orifice when , alas, it slipped to the chamber floor.
A cleaner sold it to me later. I was saving it for Ebay or possibly to exchange back with Gordon for a later favour but its yours if you wish.
You can see it falling off his digit at www.youtube.com/ Another big disappointment for Gordon Brown
The Banana makes a good point.
In addition:
"If you look back 15 years... we had 15% interest rates, 10% inflation, rapidly rising unemployment, public spending having to be cut, taxes having to rise dramatically.”
If we are having a history lesson, let’s have a look a little further back.
1975 (Labour Government)
Inflation is at 24.2% (May)
UK miners accept 35% pay rise
UK unemployment hits 1,000,000 - 4% of the working population. (April)
Troops clear 70,000 tons of refuse in Glasgow because of dustmen's strike.
UK unemployment over 1,100,000 - highest since 1940. (July)
1.25 million are unemployed in UK. (August)
Inflation was 1.8% when this lot took over.
I despair.
I'd recognise those teeth anywhere and they certainly were not done on the NHS so probably on the unobtainable expense sheets somewhere.
Someone is after Gord's prints.
Is that why he didn't touch the torch?
Never noticed Jacqui Smith's Pea-In-Pod Likeness to Freddie Parrot-Face until I saw the above pic!
Reassuring that Brown has now reclaimed interest policy from the 'independent' Bank of England.
Score 7.8 on the Twatometer.
Brown's jawdropping performance on the Twatovision broadcast for council elections = 7.9.
There is abundant twattery left in PM McTwat. Do not underestimate.
@thatsnews: In what way could it not be lawful?
I'm sure there are many that would try to get these fingerprints, but the problem is most of us do not associate with these criminals to be able to get the fingerprints.
I don't know about Grim Gordon the Gay Gobbler's fingerprints, but Davina Milipede tells me that quite a bit of his DNA leaks out of her arse after one of their sessions. Costs the poor girl a fortune in dry cleaning bills, those St Trinians uniforms aren't cheap you know.
I see the man with unique vision is spouting his usual tractor stat shite..After a huge drop in house prices in one month he claims this is no problem and if you buy a flat off maxwell using your expenses it wont be.
Which fuckin planet does this peeled gimp live on? cos it aint the one I see out of my window.
as to his prints I wouldnt want to get that close except in a hazmat suit.
come on gordo out of the closet back to jockishland and let someone have the job who has more than the mental powers of a mollusc on acid.
Does a high res photo cut it? Or can you just buy one from gettyimages?
Is this one of Gordon's books? The comments are good.
http://tiny.cc/DnYCt
Rory Bremner on Gordon Brown:
"It's like having an uncle who's been building something in the shed at the bottom of the garden for 10 years... you look through the window and there's nothing there."
damn straight!!
I believe Simon Brown will have Gordo's fingerprints on his cock.
You Tory boy morons on here are even bigger cretins than the doom-mongers on www.housepricecrash.co.uk
Just because there has been a slight blip in house prices last month doesn't mean there is going to be a house price crash. Gordon Brown is a wise and accomplished economist, the best in the world in my opinion even better than Alan Greenspan, and there is no way he is going to allow house prices to crash. This country has grown wealthy in recent years on the back of ever-rising house prices which have fuelled our consumer economy so do you think he is going to put that at risk?
Gordon will do everything he can to assure that house prices continue to rise year on year thus enabling home owners to release equity from their homes regularly and continue living in the manner to which we have become accustomed with regular luxury foreign holidays, top of the range 4x4's, top restaurants every week etc
I'm sure most of you on here are like the housepricecrash mob, ie embittered reners who missed the boat and are jealous at all the money home owners and particularly clever and canny buy-to-letters have made.
Instead of moaning on here and attacking the greatest Prime Minister this country has ever had you should get off your arses get your pathetic savings out of the bank and get down the estate agents so even you perhaps can obtain a mortgage and get on the housing ladder.
Refusing to spend on housing is letting down the country and if there is a recession it will be the fault of tight-wads like you lot.
If you are truly patriotic then get out there and get borrowing and spending. NOW!!
new here.....
how do i put a funny alias at the start of a message?
tnx
Refusing to be gloomy
I’ve just been talking to the prime minister in the cabinet room about the latest grim news on house prices and the state of the British economy.
Gordon Brown is refusing to look or sound gloomy. After the huge rises in house prices in recent years he says that a 2.5% fall is not – in itself – a problem. The key, he insists, is whether it and the other problems caused by the global credit crunch can be contained. He is careful not to predict that Britain will weather the storm but rejects suggestions that he is “in denial” about the state of the British economy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/nickrobinson/
Surely it's time for someone to make a bl**dy fortune selling Jilted John "Gordon is a Moron" T-shirts. As it's only a song lyric they couldn't even arrest you - or could they?
O/T Gary Elsby is standing for the Abbey Green Ward in Stoke on Trent. He's got a tough fight with candiates for the BNP, Greens, Conservatives and an Independent all chasing for the seat.
Elsby has shown more bottle than that sorry sack of a PM who didn't dare face even the compliant public of Kirkaldy if there was the slightest chance of losing the seat.
Who, pray, is Simon Brown?
Didn't Milipede's dad "squeeze" into the UK according to a recent report.
david smith- are you the david smith that writes for the times/sunday times?
Let me know asap and i will tell you what is wrong with so many of the articles you write
thanks
My god does anyone really want to get near those crusty, bogey-caked fingers?
But the prints should be easy enough to spot.
Just look for the sticky, snotty coloured slug-trail.
Heath Row said...
"Didn't Milipede's dad "squeeze" into the UK according to a recent report."
Yes, so did Michael Howard's father. At the time Howard was born his father was an illegal immigrant. Michael Howard's real name (which is on his birth certicate) is Michael HECHT.
bofl said...
"david smith- are you the david smith that writes for the times/sunday times?"
There are 760 David Smiths in Britain. Not many Bofls though.
ref the godon is a moron t shirts I am wearing one now whilst scribing this message they are avialable from a well known t shirt emporium on the web if you google gordon is a moron t shirt you should get to the corretc site
Snotty said..
"As a politician I have never sought the public eye for its own sake. I have never believed presentation should be a substitute for policy. I do not believe politics is about celebrity. When you put yourself forward for leadership, the country has a right to know where you come from, what you believe in and what you want to achieve."
11 May 2007.
Ok then you come from jockishland.
what the fuck do you believe?
and what the fuck have you achieved eh??.(death of the labour party or taxing the poor into oblivion).
Brown talks up the economy, saying Britain is well placed to ride out the economic turbulence.
Try telling that to the 750 workers in Nottingham or the 190 in Scarborough who have been told their jobs have gone (thats just 2 companys)
Plus all the people who can't get a mortgage these days.
The TWAT
Just another childish stunt from a bunch of right wing nutters...YAWN
Did you know...
That if government spending since 2001/2002 had merely kept in line with inflation, we could by now have abolished
Income Tax
Inheritance Tax
Captial Gains Tax
Duty on wines and spirits
and still have a little left over.
Anyone for increased government spending? One at a time please.
I reckon that is David Smith of Sunday Times fame. Only that prat could possibly even call the Fat W****r an 'economist'. He did history at wherever and his disertation was on history between 1919 and 1928 - well, I wonder what happened in 1929?
And, a 'better economist than Alan Greenspan'. My Mum's a better economist than Alan Greenspan and she's been dead for 4 years (Bless her!).
We are in danger of financial armageddon. Greenspan never had the balls to accept a recession - he just had to keep pump primimg in order that, when the shit hit the fan, he was out of the frame. That poor sap Bernanke is now taking the flak!
Gordon has basked in the glory of economic times that have been unrivalled in the lat 1,000 years. Expand the monetary base and and let the saps at the bottom take the consequences. We will and this bastard will walk away with a pension that you'll be paying for the reat of your lives. I don't say this word too much but Gordon Brown is a prize CUNT!
David Smith have you been smoking crack again? You really ought to limit yourself to one rock per night it’s really doing you no good.
As all economists know Gordon's biggest problem is what to do with the UK's enormous balance of payments surplus which has been steadily building up over the last 11 years of this Labour Government. This has been blamed on our ever expanding manufacturing industry particularly in the field of technology, aerospace and motor manufacturing. Only last week a delegation from the Peoples Republic of China attended Downing Street to beg Gordon Brown to do something about the Chinese consumer market being flooded with British made goods of such outstanding quality that local producers could simply not complete. Other far eastern markets including Japan have expressed similar concerns. What is even more remarkable is that all this has come about since 1997 as a result of NuLabours incredible stewardship of the British economy. Prior to 1997 many had written manufacturing in Britain off as completely dead following 18 years of conservative rule but Gordon Brown turned it around almost single handedly. As a Chancellor of the Exchequer he was without equal, just think what this great great man will achieve now he is the Prime Minister.
newsnight has a mayoral debate on right now , with all three major candidates.
Gordon Brown deserves credit on two fronts: not only he is undoubtedly the second finest British PM we have seen this century, he is also the second best Chancellor as well.
Never let it be said that people here don't give praise where it's due.
Is that tart on the left bresking those teeth in for a horse?
Boris coming across as a bit of a moron again on Newsnight. Triumph for personality over competency.
@David Smith
Was that irony? Sarcasm? Bathos? Please don't tell me it was serious.
@Anon:7.39
Where it says Name/URL put whatever you want.
david smith .. brilliant
let's import stuff and export paper. Anything the yanks can do, we can do better.
bofl
Save your breath.
I don't need any lectures in finance and economics from some internet nonentity on a Tory boy/doom-mongers site.
Just sit back and watch as all this press-generated hysteria over house prices and the economy disappears as Gordon Brown swings into action and saves the day once again.
Just be grateful you are fortunate enough to be living in a country with a Prime Minister who knows what he is doing and who has created a low-debt, dynamic economy that is the envy of the world.
This temporary blip will be over within days and UK house prices and consumer spending will continue their inexorable rise upwards.
If they don't then I'll eat my own arse.
HOLD the front Page.
Gordon Brown has volunteered to have his fingerprints embossed his DNA swabbed and his rectal scanned !
He is ordering all his MPs to follow his example.
A mobile breast scanning pantechnicon (Modified) will be parked in grounds of the house of commons for their convenience.
That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal sex... you can tell he's a queer acting macho to impress his Oxbridge chums.
I wouldnt give you the steam off my shite you English wankers, but I would give you Gordon Brown....
WHEN Scotland becomes a republic, you can try Brown and Bliar for their war crimes... we won't stop you
Anonymous 8.05pm suggested Jilted John, " Gordon Is A Moron ".
Try this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rD8fUmbRA
bloody brilliant.
As for the topic, when they demand my personal details I shall demand to know what measures they have taken to ensure there is no repeat of their serial leakage/loss of such information in the past. When they are unable or refuse to do so, I shall refuse to supply those details.
David Smith. O level economics, lesson 1. Banks are cutting back on the availabitiy of mortgages, this will reduce demand and therefore prices will fall.
End of lesson.
alice miles in the times has done a nice article !! (sorry for post length but been in a meeting on devising a scale for the shit depths and outputs from all parties its called the crapometer but gordon just keep scoring off the scale)
so the uk economy is in a position to contain the house price falls , but are individual budgets??not sure what his robinson interview was about certainly affected sterling rates whic might have upset the bank of englands positions slightly , but it was obvious he was trying to dwon grade housing fall alarm .
at no 10 post jack straw deciding to help the voters decide if we are being governed , i can only picture ed calling jack some sort of blair lacky and not having the bottle to imagine the communist future better. perhaps it was worse? knowing ed "your a wanker" was probely edited in the minutes to "your a worker" .How ever the thought of ed crying and holding his gushing nose threatening human rights whilst straw offered up another one free gratis,gave a little light relief.
ed milliband appears to say 10p tax isnt so bad for the poor , let me see minster for the duchy of lancaster comments on a national ecnomic party issue , where was darling has he resigned ?? or is he just haunting CBI offices and bankers canape parties where he now has conversations on the weather and tartan hsitory.
i rushed to betfair to put £50 on a surefire winner as i had heard there was a spot the looney competition at no 10, turned out i had mis heard and it was spot the clooney . hope george asked about how china was helping darfaur!
or it could be that george was on talent scout , to find actors for dusk till dawn 2 (beta titled "ive found the zombies out") , he was tipped make up time and costs could be saved if he sourced from the cabinet as will the need for characture schooling would be near zero as they already understood zombie behavour. george was reported to have declined a "neck kiss" and refused the downing street lunch offer of alan johnsons speciality dish of "putifying NHs body part" as he thought it was wierd !!
flint took gordon to meet a nurse in her newly helped house (pay rise hug needed) however i noticed the bare walls , she could have not yet purchased her furniture , or she may have had to sell it , time will tell !
news night mayoral debate was pretty good for paxo everyone got roasted , it was like the goldilocks story "whose has been eating the most tax payers porridge?"
boris: well er err "ime boris" and i like new buses and reduced form filling.not sure about congestion charge expansion
ken : some of GLA s money has been stolen, but its not my fault and i dont know who donates to me .oh ime not labour ime a londoner
paddick: get the cops in and build a tram try and convince public good that a cv equates to running GLA.
paxos who would you vote for not including your self was devilish.Hope dimbleby does better next thurs , but paxo still has that more daring and blunt question edge that makes the spin tryers wary .
cameron has backed off mr speaker as it appears mr speaker had been thinking of standing down in the summer , but expenses is causing unease all round i think. I mean we have paid gordon and co for ecnomic misery whilst his bank friends are bosating of 800 mill hedge fund payouts .
well done mr alfayed ,i dont think anyone was a winner in the long run and its cost 11 million to prove it, repects for personal loss are remembered better than insults
laugh daily mash =bagpuss article
GORDON Brown wowed America last night by vowing to spend £100million helping eradicate malaria.
The PM was cheered by fans on the hit talent show American Idol as he promised to buy 20million £5 mosquito nets for Africa.
I'm sure that will bring a satisfied glow to the people whose houses are being repossessed.
Fucking delicious! said...
'Is that tart on the left bresking those teeth in for a horse?'
I wish a fucking horse would break you in, stupid cunt!
david smith.....i see that my question has you rattled so you immediately insult me.....perhaps that is what is wrong with this country....i am not a tory...
i am just sick of the lying and cheating that goes on in the uk.....whoever does it!
Your posts show that you are probably smoking some non-taxable green stuff that gordo smokes.
dont worry though,'chocolate ration is going up next week'.......
DAVID SMITH
Real name BRUNO POWROZNIK
You can see a video of him here
http://www.zippyvideos.com/2712935447507696/movie1/
A bedsit dwelling loon , why a man who patently cant afford a house should get so uptight about the market(he posts lots of videos) is beyond me. As to his sound economic judgement I think his surroundings speak volumes.
There's definitely something of the Alexei Sayle about our Jacqui ..
fucking twat 7:48 AM, April 09, 2008 said:
'I wish a fucking horse would break you in, stupid cunt!'
Ah, the haverings of a tormented soul. Poor (in every sense of the word, nowe that Gordo has almost succeeded in his mission to bankrupt englandistan)tory twat.
STFU and learn from a rich communist you fucking half-wit.
What price your little palace today mein herr? about as much as your inane ramblings I'd vouch. Fucking delicious!
thanks beast.what a weird video.
'internet non-entity'
to use a phrase from mr.delicious..
lmfao!
fucking delicious! wrote(utter fucking shite as always)
Mr fucking delirious are you the father of them fuckers from scotchland the proclaimers. Can I just say you brought them up brilliantly. Their fucking useless cunts like daddy too!
@ david smith
(and anyone who thinks broon is a economic genius)
o level lesson #2:
when you want to sell something try to make it look as though you don't HAVE to sell it or are not really bothered either way. you don't go down to Kens Kars with your rolls royce and say- 'actually I'm really desperate to sell this -'
likewise you don't announce to the whole fecking world (with a good advance period) that you are about to sell off your country's gold reserves. therby depressing the prices... (and then buy dollars -d'oh)
lesson #3 is how pension funds are actually important for the future..
lesson #4 is do not create a mutant/giant/inefficient public sector that swallows good cash after bad.
lesson #5 is do not not create the worst personal debt problem in europe (the world) (by not properly regulating mortgage and credit 'sales teams')
lesson #6 is to not nationalise an irresponsible bank
please feel free (anyone) to add to this very basic list...
"Just sit back and watch as all this press-generated hysteria over house prices and the economy disappears as Gordon Brown swings into action and saves the day once again."
Yeah, I'll tell you what, I've got more chance of seeing a flock of Gloucester Old Spot pigs go swooping over my house on their flight path to the bacon factory.
Snotgobbler and his bunch of neo-marxist cretins are fucking this country because they know they are doomed during the next general election.
Their dog in a manger attitude is to hand the tories an economy that is so crap, so fucked, with a population that has become so factionalised with no common culture or purpose that it will be practically ungovernable in the traditional sense of the word.
They are putting all those silly maxist theories that they wanked over at university into practise. We are their little commie lab rats, dressed in grey and running around our new soviet style mazes, beholden to the state while our leaders drive around in their Zils and live lives totaly isolated from the dire consequences of their policies.
A great person once wrote:
All it takes for cocksucking, incompetent, marxist fucking thieving cunts to prosper is for people to do fuck all but lose themselves in big brother, wags, drugs, booze, football and posh spices clevage!
That man was a very wise fucker.
Dave Smith
'If they don't then I'll eat my own arse.
11:35 PM, April 08, 2008'
That will be some feat, how will you be able to eat something you talk out of!
Ah good; soon we'll be in the Euro if Guido's prediction is correct. Slainte. The little englanders will be shitting themselves at the thought of Das (nummer einze zum alles europa) Bundesbank making decisions they will have to abide by. Excellent news comrades. Always have been a Europhile, not, as per you tubes, a raving xenophobic twat. I am relieved and happy at this welcome news.
But remember this (says Guido); prices will remain unchanged, according to Broon et al! (not, though, the prices of your precious little 2 apt palaces in Shitsville - their prices are falling faster than a whore's knickers)
Don't believe me? Try the IMF then: 'yesterday the IMF warned UK house prices could fall 10% this year.' Enjoy you fuckwits. Happy days are here again. LMFAO. Fucking delicious!
Perhaps Gordon or Jacqui will donate their celebrity hand prints?
"That cunt Peter-Carter Fuck is obsessed with anal sex... you can tell he's a queer acting macho to impress his Oxbridge chums."
Dunwankin:
I must admit your wife is quite the one for anal sex, and if you won't give it to her you can't blame her for looking elsewhere. As for fucking ladyboys, I am happy to leave that to Grim Gordon the Gay Gobbler. If you want to help him out you are welcome, I believe Davina Milipede has had to go and get her arse stitched after a heavy fisting session, so I'm sure he'd be glad to see you. Remember your frilly panties and ankle socks won't you? And bring your own KY, the bastard's too mean to use his own. Many a mickle and all that.
"I wouldnt give you the steam off my shite you English wankers, but I would give you Gordon Brown...."
Actually if you have any shite going spare do tell Grim Gordon, he can always use a new supply to play with, the warmer the better.
Can you tell your missus I'll be round at about half six, and can she wear the fishnets tonight please? Thanks.
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