Who Had Dinner With Dave?
The Sunday Mirror's strange story that a "senior female TV journalist" had allegedly overheard Dave say to his daughter Nancy 'you look like you've fallen out of a council flat', is so very full of holes. The un-named source was said to have subsequently denied the story to her intermediary, as does Dave himself most emphatically. Rumours went around that ITN's Cathy Newman was the ultimate source of the story. Guido put the rumour to her directly, she also said emphatically that she had never been to Sam and Dave's place and it definitely wasn't her. So who could it be? The story has not been stood up and probably won't be, yet it might be if we knew the person concerned. Why was the Mirror so shy?Speculation has now shifted towards Newsnight's Emily Maitilis - the glossy leggy totty was briefly a contributing editor to the Speccie before the BBC commissars ruled that to be an unacceptable sideline. Do any co-conspirators know if she socialises with Sam and Dave?
UPDATE : A Guido foot soldier emails to point out that Emily told The Observer last year that "I have decided to embrace the new green strategy as exemplified by the Conservatives. I have worked out I can quite happily jog the distance to work as long as I hail a cab first and leave my high heels on the back seat. In the interest of furthering the green cause, I have put a call in to David Cameron to ask if he wants to do a shoe car pool on Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays. Surely they wouldn't mind sharing a back seat? Mine are neat, pointed and well-behaved. The red ones always wear a seatbelt and never get sick."
36 comments:
She's an idiot... but I still would!
Is there a more laughable, embarrassing, and pathetic example of political journalism than the Mirror group. Lets be honest, does anyone in their right mind REALLY believe that Cameron would say such a thing? Love him or otherwise, it's just laughable. Cameron essentially is a decent guy. Oh dear, Mirror journalists. How lower can you sink?
Come off it, Guido. Leggy totty? I've seen better legs on a Sumo-wrestling chicken.
As for Dave, I hear the Mirror are working on a story that reveals he has two - yes TWO - lumps of sugar in his tea.
all smells of toilets !!
looks like nu labour are transforming into old labour before our eyes , wee wendy has done scotch labour manifesto titled "change is what we do"
the red despot spotter disagrees
wendy would have reached a far bigger audience with "lie its what we do"
dear trolls tom watson warned you about going down this route , i promise youll regret it at the ballot box , as basil brush is already showing.god knows what they will make of "raven" no wonder you want that voting age reduced !!
we know you want to create divides to round up certain votes , but the public arnt going to forgive yet another living history failure. and when those inflation figs translate properly , the public will see your created distractions becuase they live and see everything youve created , every time they fill up , go to tescos , try to sell there home or repay there mortgage.
the public are sort of hoping you havent lied (but suspect you have), but when they realise the scale of it , i hope that you even get turfed out in your heartlands.
go on put your vison out , tell the public i dare you
Christ, what an over-made up, self-regarding, middle-brow dolly who does no more than read off a bit of paper. Why do so many modern birds manage to mix too-much-cash, air-head, cheshire housewife looks with a massive overestimate of their actual ability?
Did you read her last Spectator diary? Nothing but metropolitan media twittering, mostly about her children. What was D'ancona thinking?
Still. looks like the type who would go green and teeth-gritty when she met a powerful Etonian and his talented aristo missus. Part of the north London Jewish i-hate-toffs-me gang led by Richard 'Harrow and Oxford' Curtis.
Yeah. She done it alright.
gordons gone on new version of the union , not really a vison more of policy adjust.
however david arronovitch does fantastic own goal with "embryo religous crime"
i quote "somehow we have to overcome the genuine feeling of disgust at the prospect of even touching a prawn"
no way david!, no one wants to touch your prawn , fondle it or anything else .
but its good to know that at least you have located it !!
as for wether a religous persons view matters , as a godfree person are you sure you know your right!!
might be closer to Daisy McAndrew of ITN, according to her Lobby colleagues.
Dear Mr Anonymous at 2,54
That's good, thank you.
If this is the best the mirror & toilets can do Brown better start packing now.
as for the totty its mutton not lamb.
ps I asked on the mirror blog why he is called "toilets" they published it but no answer.
Beeboid journalists socialising with senior Tories, that is purely Labour territory, surely? Unless they just wanted dirt to give their Labourite friends at The Mirror, of course?
Labour's attempted class-war cannot be waged directly through their usual attack dog, the BBC, because even the BBC would find the sheer hypocrisy of slaggging someone off for being too "posh" just a bit much. I mean it would be impossible to find ex-public school and girls there!!!
So I think they have decided to give Labour some covert help by feeding bullshit to that shit rag The Mirror.
Anyway, didn't this bird have a stalker a while back, that she had known from University, until she had him nicked?
NuLabour supporters must be desperate.
Who's actually bothered anyway even if Dave did say it ?. I would think John Ward's in deeper trouble over his remarks regarding "Council House Dwellers " than this innocuous phrase that Dave's alleged to have said
But I'm doubtful that Maitliss is guilty or in fact would even be a "dinner guest" of Dave judging by her "soft" questioning of Labour politicians and her almost scathing and dismissive questionning of those "nasty Tories". In any event if it was its unlikely she'll get another invite to "Chez Dave et Sam" in the near future
As Britain's most expensively educated sheet metal worker, I find this story doesn't ring true. The comment attributed to Dave is just, well, it's so lower middle class. Not the kind of thing an aristocratic Old Etonian would say, unless said ironically in a funny voice, taking the piss out of the Express-reading petit bourgeoisie.
We all know Leftists don't understand irony. They prove it every time they drag up Boris's 'watermelon smiles' article. I guess that points the finger back at Maitliss, if she has Leftist tendencies.
It certainly looks as though Labour are trying to shore up their core vote and cheer up their backbenchers with a bit of good old-fashioned toff-bashing. It's a long time since the Labour leadership went in for naked class war - they tried it in the run-up to the 1979 election with a TV ad which basically said 'don't vote Tory, they're all privileged upper class idiots'. Bad line of attack to use against a grocer's daughter from Grantham, and Labour duly got slaughtered.
This time round the situation is a little different. Cameron and Osborne (and indeed Boris) are undoubtedly toffs. But who gives a fuck any more apart from the Daily Mirror? If Labour want to get wiped out everywhere south of Doncaster, they are heading in the right direction by painting themselves as a party of chippy, resentful, anti-aspirational Marxists. This should be fun to watch.
Is it true - 'red shoes no knickers?'
I see that Snot Gobbler has yet another article in the Telegraph.
Does anyone actually read McBean's focus-grouped blather?
One thing's certain. with feet like that she's unlikely to be tipped over by anything less than a Force 6. More stable than Lambourne.
This photo is better.
Good spot saltmaker.
She looks like a streetwalker just emerging from the bushes.....
Anonymous @ 8.27: No, the phrase is, 'red HAT, no knickers.' Please take more care with your research.
Good grief, Saltmaker (your pic). Are those her jugs or her stomach?
Why is Emily obscuring her charms with that large black belt?
Is it true - 'red shoes no knickers?'
The aphorism is, "red hat, no drawers".
At least, according to my late father, and he had an unseemly comment for all occasions.
I've seen that Emily on the telly. She's a bit dim.
Christ, I can smell that from here. She's not known as Emily Weightless for nothing.
The other "glamorous" media totty thicko is Neboola Kaplinsky, so called because although she's got a degree from Cambridge she didn't know how to pronounce the word "nebula" in a story about astronomy.
I don't know if she does or not, but that's a bloody hideous outfit.
Is that a pearl necklace?
I tried to chat her up in a bar in Marylebone several years ago. I was based abroad at the time and had no idea who she was. Needless to say I failed, but I‘m afraid I was very, very drunk at the time.
The peculiar "Londres Nord" effect at the Beeb which elevates La Maitliss over decent journalists like Martha Kearmey never ceases to amaze
Oily looking tart, isn't she?
Why does a woman in her late thirties believe that a mini skirt is ever going to look good on her?
The words Mouton and Agneau spring to mind. ropey old slag.
I dont know, cant quite make up my mind, Ummmmmm maybe worth doing up the 'arris on a cold winters evening.
She seems to wear her beads in the shower. And black towels are so last year.
"Is it true - 'red shoes no knickers?"
It is in her case, and she keeps a very nicely trimmed snatch, but if you want to see the photos it'll cost you.
Plausible conspiracy theory - The BBC try to ward off mounting criticism that there is NuLab bias at Auntie - so they get Emily to pose as a Tory for the Speccie - and then make maximum fuss about it. This would be in line with later high profile 'complaints' from camp Brown that the BBC is biased in Cameron's favour. Emily then gets herself invited to Cam's for dinner (posing as Tory totty) and leaks this stupid story to the Mirror. Of course when questioned she isn't going to own up.
On second thoughts she looks like mutton dressed as dog shit!
You're all being a bit harsh. The angle of the steps foregrounds La Maitliss' thighs, making them look disproportionately large. Type her name under google images and there are some much fairer representations of her pins.
Re. for her brainpower: she grasps a brief quickly :), asks pertinent questions (on Newsnight) and has a First from Cambridge. It's pretty obvious why Fatty d'Ancona is so besotted. You know you all would.
Dear Mr Stanislav@ 3.44am
Am deeply humbled by your praise.
But I have to admit that I used Lithuanian labour for my house re-build.
Top quality carpentry. Not so good plumb.
Incidentally, if she's got a Canbridge 1st, why the metro-dolly image. I'm not saying we're looking for the full bluestocking, but what a brilliant way to trivalise yourself....
Emily is back in the Speccy and BBC says it's ok..
What is tthe point of BBC the messengers are bigger than the message it seems
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