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51 comments:
It just had to be Boris, didn't it.
Viva Boris!!!
He's behind you, Ken, and he is going to kick your arse
matt Lucas is going to sue!
Careful Boris....you'll get Gay Gordo all excited!!
Pervert or not, Boris would never wear a purple singlet.
Doesn't look like Boris to me. Anyway, any chance of an explanation accompanying these dismal cartoons in future?
Are you the same anonymong who comes on every week and says he doesn't recognise the caricature.
Have you thought of having an eye test?
Do you understand the difference between a photo and a cartoon?
Epic fail
Rich and Mark, the Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling of the political cartoon.
I think we should be told.
Wiki:
Polymorphous perverse is a psychoanalytic term for human ability to gain sexual gratification outside socially normative sexual behaviors. Sigmund Freud used this term to describe the normal sexual disposition of humans from infancy to about age five.
Freud’s theory
Freud theorized that humans are born with unfocused sexual libidinal drives, deriving sexual pleasure from any part of the body. The objects and modes of sexual satisfaction are multifarious, directed at every object that might provide pleasure. Polymorphous perverse sexuality continues from infancy through about age five, progressing through three distinct developmental stages: the oral stage, anal stage, and phallic stage. Only in subsequent developmental stages do children learn to constrain sexual drives to socially accepted norms, culminating in adult heterosexual behavior focused on the genitals and reproduction.
Freud taught that during this stage of undifferentiated impulse for sexual pleasure, incestuous and bisexual urges are normal. Lacking knowledge that certain drives are forbidden, the polymorphously perverse child seeks sexual gratification wherever it occurs. In the earliest phase, the oral phase, the child forms a libidinal bond with the mother via sexual pleasure gained from sucking the breast.
For Freud, "perversion" is a non-judgmental term. He used it to designate behavior outside socially acceptable norms.
Typical Boris joke, but only the Independant could treat it seriously. How typical of them to imply that Ken actually has all the serious attributes to run the administration of London.
I wonder what those could be though? The ability to suck up to dictators, murderers and other undesireables? The ability to hand out indecent amounts of money to his friends? The urge to launch high profile projects of no practical use? The ability to destroy London's commercial life? He sure sounds a winner to me!
It was the blonde hair thaty gave it away.
Though it could be Ken in a wig and a fat suit...
i Are you the same anonymong who comes on every week and says he doesn't recognise the caricature.
Actually he's not the only one.
Curbish, Tachy - too right!
Face it Guido 8 out of 10 are rubbish.
My refund, if you please.
I have to admit that I could actually recognise who the bloke in the cartoon was meant to be this week. It would be fucking hard not to make Boris recognisable mind.
Looks like Gordon has decided to put his Jinx on the UK cycling team. Why does he make these grand statements as if he were Queen?
"I would like to send my congratulations to the Great British cycling team on their superb achievements at the 2008 World Track championships over the past few days. Their magnificent performance has been an inspiration to the country, and has caught the national imagination."
Sick bag please!
Rich and Mark are shit. Is not derogatory. Is fair appraisal.
A poor cartoon.
Not because of the excellent & quite recognisable artwork but because it draws attention to yet another example of the incoherent ramblings of Johann Hari who has all the acute journalistic insight of a dog turd.
What is all this crap? The cartoon is dazzlingly obvious to anyone not on a motivated slagging mission.
Viva Guido.
Now back to business. Let us stop LabourNazi's deliberate re-population of England with non-English people.
They are out to remove the English who hate them (and all English identity with them) and fill the country with ethnics from anywhere. The interests of the Party are paramount.
Leave it much longer and it will be a different country with different people, different culture, different values. Come to think of it - it probably is too late now.
First target - the Ministry of Propaganda at Broadcasting House.
These cartoons are shit. I mean, really fucking shit!
Are you the same anonymong who comes on every week and says he doesn't recognise the caricature.
Is it Lee Jasper?
rubbish
"I wish Blacks would go back to own country" says William Hague's Dad
The father of Tory Shadow Foreign Secretary William Hague has been cautioned by police for a racist jibe, The Sunday Mirror can reveal.
According to police sources, Nigel Hague, 79 - whose son was party leader from 1997 to 2001 - said he wished black people would "go back to their own countries".
Mr Hague, who made his fortune running a family soft drinks company, accepted the caution after a neighbour complained to police.
A police source said: "Mr Hague gave his opinion when he was speaking to a builder he had employed to do work at his home.
"The builder said that he came from the Black Country area of the West Midlands and Mr Hague is said to have responded about black people going back to their own country." The builder took offence as his girlfriend was Asian, but it was actually a neighbour who complained to police.
When the Sunday Mirror approached Mr Hague at his house he told our reporter to "F*** off" while wife Stella said: "It's not true." When told that police had confirmed the story she said: "We don't talk to the Press."
Of course I recognise the caricature. It's Fred Flintstone, innit.
"I wish Blacks would go back to own country" says William Hague's Dad
SO WHAT!
Re Mr Hague senior: It was clearly a joke addressed to a Yam-Yam with no sense of humour.
Definitely Boris. Recognised him at once - the erect nipples ar the clue here.
"I wish Blacks would go back to own country" says William Hague's Dad "
Couldn't agree more. Can't stand the Dudley accent meself - why don't they all push off home. Halesowen and Stourbridge are the worst though.
What's going on Guido?
When i click the cartoon it sends me here RichAndMark.com .
At the top of the page is a Boris silhouette with the slogan 'FUCK BORIS for a grottier London' and above that a link to FUCKBORIS.CO.UK
polymorphous : a cunt with a prick attached!
Well well well well well well he is a good s-s--s-speaker?
Hague's dad: In the same Sunday Mirror there's another story...
David Cameron has given up on voters in the North to focus his election battle on winnable seats in the South.
The admission reflects the findings of a Sunday Mirror poll last year of Tory chairmen in the North.
It found 62 per cent believed Mr Cameron would cost the Tories the next general election - expected to be held in 2010. Many Tories in the region would prefer a more down-to-earth leader such as David Davis or former Party chief William Hague.
A bunch of fucking hypocrites, these Northerners.
Re Johann Hari:
He/she is arguing today in the Independent for changing the electoral system, bringing in a choice for second preference.
Iain Dale has warned about Labour trying to change the system now that they're trailing in the polls.
Stay alert folks!
PS Is it a fella?
I think the point of the cartoon is to indicate that although Boris claims to be 'mad.' He is relative to the rest of the real perverts at Westminster extremely 'normal.'
Which is a fair point, as far as I can see, but not exactly a side splitting one.
Sorry if I am stating the obvious. Jokes are never funny if you have to explain them.
BTW
Whats all this stuff about Boris not being sensible enough to run London. Boris is not a Castro, and does not pretend or wish, to be one. Ken does not run London. The ordinary people of this shithole do, in spite of government, not because of it.
The mayor was supposed to be a mainly a figure head. Not the dictator of Marxist Leninist Londistan. If Johnson and Cameron spent 20 years in power, doing sweet fuck all, things would improve no end.
If they spent the time undoing all that Brown Blair and Livingslime have done, this country would seem to have become paradise.
Can't and won't happen that way of course, but dreaming is not against the law quite yet. Although give the bastards enough time and a method by which they could read your mind, and they would make them so, or tax then out of existence in a heart beat.
Socialism is not just murderously evil immoral and inhuman. Its worse then these things. Socialism does not just want your life it wants your very soul.
@ Anonymous 1:10 PM
"PS Is it a fella?
Open to debate. I'm not placing bets.
With Hagues dad getting his collar felt by the State thought police, I thought all the Tory pc turds on here would be lining up to lay boot into him?
Where are all you weak PC Tories? lost your tongue or full of shit!
PC liberal fascism is a mental illness inflicted on the weak through oppression. the inflicted can be made to do and say anything in order to comply.
Immigration has little if any long-term economic benefit to people already in Britain, a new report is expected to conclude.
But the inquiry by the Lords economic affairs committee is also set to warn that data on immigration is flawed. The main finding is understood to be that it has a negligible economic impact.
That would undermine claims by ministers that migrants boost our economy. Lord Turner, a government adviser who is on the committee, had dismissed the idea that immigration could be justified on economic grounds.
He accused people of using economic arguments to justify an influx of immigrants and avoid a "racist backlash".
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/liv...n_page_id=1770
Did you get Rich & Mark to put together that avatar of your goodself, Mr Fawkes?
Fuck Boris
Saving London from itself. He's in the lead, you know.
Boris Johnson, MP for the safe Tory seat of Henley wants to stand for Mayor of London. Despite living many miles away.
"Hello, I'm your MP. Actually no, I'm your candidate. Gosh" - Boris
After attending both Eton and Oxford, Boris then managed to last a whole week working as a management consultant.
"people always ask me the same question, they say, is Boris a very very clever man pretending to be an idiot? And I always say, no." - Ian Hislop
Boris then worked for The Times, before being fired for lying about a quote from his godfather, Colin Lucas, vice-chancellor of Oxford University.
"Boris was told to engage his brain before speaking in future." - Conservative Party Official
Boris was sacked from the Conservative front bench after lying about reports of him cheating on his second wife for four years with journalist Petronalla Wyatt and paying for her to have an abortion.
"I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn't go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar." - Boris
Boris agreed to supply a convicted criminal with the address of a journalist, so that he could be beaten up.
"He will probably have a couple of black eyes and a... cracked rib or something like that" - Darius Guppy
Boris is also under investigation by the police for theft.
"This guy is fumbling all over the place" - Arnold Schwarzeneggar
Boris has repeatedly referred to black people as 'piccaninnies' and having 'watermelon smiles.'
"the man to lead London back into the 17th century" - Paul Merton
Boris supported Clause 28 because he thought it compelled teachers to teach about homosexuality. Years later, when told the truth, he replied "Oh cripes".
"Oh, I am a polymorphous pervert" - Boris Johnson
Boris wants to ban the Wii.
"just say no to Nintendo. It is time to garotte the Game Boy and paralyse the PlayStation" - Boris
And now Boris wants to be Mayor. Of London. And people are falling for it.
"I can't remember what my line on drugs is. What's my line on drugs?" - Boris
Fuck Boris.
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This has been a RichAndMark production.
Have just heard todays latest Bollocks from NL. It sounds like a 'Flinty' but maybe some other cretins.
EMPLOYERS are responsible if one of their employees is sexually harassed by a client.
So presumably a postwomen/man/person on their rounds who is wolf whistled at could take Royal Mail to a court?
An MP who gets unwanted love letters from adoring constituents might sue HMG?
Don't worry, the scheme won't cost too much but then again it won't work either.
Normally this nonsense is hiding a 'real' story but I haven't seen anything.
Perhaps its the 12% rise in 2nd class stamps coming up next week.
Are stamps a guide to real inflation? They always used to be..
Anyway Caroline, have some for the rest of the week on me.
1] H&S all biros must have a special childproof safety catch on the lids.Lids must be in place at all time.
2] Giant catapult to be built at terminal 5. Will fire peoples luggage to destination on short haul flights.
3] Introduction of official Wank-Breaks into the workplace. No discrimination between male and female employees can be allowed but
the number and duration of Wank-Breaks to be arranged by the Local Health Authority
4]The caps for the Seven Police Authorities and one city council have been agreed.
They will be a baseball style embossed with
"We saw Shamu at Sea World"
A secret Fuck Boris site, eh? HOW DARE Rich & Mark slag off the only good man in Westminster.
Sack them immediately, Guido.
@Bill Quango: It's not La Flint wanting to hold employers responsible for sexual harassment. It's Harperson.
Easy mistake to make. Both raving feminists, they don't trust anyone to tie their own shoelaces.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=550808&in_page_id=1770
"Fuck Boris"
Fuck you.You are a corrupted fucking liar and on Jasper's payroll no doubt.
Get used to the idea of Boris as Mayor of London. Your type is one of the reason's that Livingstone's corrupt regime will be thrown out.
No disrespect to Ken, but if Boris wins the mayoral election it will be so bloody funny that Madame Portillo's 1997 hilarious general election defeat will look like a Greek tragedy by comparison.
Dear Mr Shitbag
La Portillo's tour de force was not standing there looking like a prize cunt as Miss Twigg stole his seat but that series of TV programmes he did where a whole fucking gang of self-opinionated cocksucker rubbish sat around eating and articulating profound observations with gravy running, horribly, down their chins. That was ace. Are they repeating it, by any chance? What a cunt.
love from stanislav
gawd who are these talentless pillocks?
10:52 AM
Fear not Boris, you are not alone...
...rockety, rock, rockety, rock, rockety rockety ROCKETY ROCKETY ROCKETY ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK AHHHHHHHahhhhhhh!
squelch
11:45 AM
What could be more inspiring to a nation than going round and round in circles whilst furiously wiggling one's elevated arse?
It certainly urged me on to greater exertions; only this afternoon, I found myself being driven 'round and 'round Parliament Square in the back of a blacked-out limo pumping madly away astride Balls.
11.57am
Leave it much longer and it will be a different country with different people, different culture, different values. Come to think of it - it probably is too late now.
You could always campaign for devolution, old chap. After all, we wouldn't want another civil war, now would we?
12:01 PM
Who's Lee Jasper?
Great cartoon!!!!!!!!!
2:40 PM
re: initiative 3
Presumably these breaks will be taken outside the office front entrance.
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