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Monday, March 24, 2008

Rich & Mark's Monday Morning View

47 comments:

gypsy hell for minister tessa said...

Tessa Jowell having a few problems on her own doorstep it seems.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

meltdown ahoy! said...

This week Brown will order banks to come clean about the true extent of their debts.....

http://uk.biz.yahoo.com/24032008/140/leaders-urge-bad-debt-action.html

This is a tacit admissiom from Brown that things are considerably worse than we have been told so far.

Bradford and Bingley, Alliance and Leicester, HBOS: who's going to crash and burn first?

Will this open the way for Brown's smash and grab raid on UK savings accounts under cover of "saving the banking system"?

Anonymous said...

Awww- poor Tessa. I have so much sympathy for her.......................

















NOT!!!!

mitch said...

I heard the gypsys had been complaining about living next to a mad lying harridan and wanted a high fence built and a refund on their council tax.

GS said...

Sad to see the Mirror reduced to this sort of ridiculous nonsense.

Well done them Gypos said...

I feel Sorry for the gypos.

I can't stop laughing though, couldn't happen to a better person than Jowell. Fucking Great :)

Anonymous said...

Good to see Charles Clarke doing his bit for morale in the Labour party over the weekend with his "Doomsday List" - not to mention that memorable phrase by another Labour MP regarding Brown - "an albatross in a tartan waistcoat".

Whose got me knickers? said...

Sharia Law shock for left wing media!

David Cameron's office confirmed yesterday that, following the election of a Tory government after the next election, the staff of the BBC and the Daily Mirror will be subject to Sharia law on animal husbandry. "We're going to hang them up by their ankles, cut their throats and let them bleed to death," the source said. "And we'll sell tickets, and global TV rights". Proceeds from media sales, expected to run into many millions, will be used to ease the strain on middle class families caused by more than a decade of financial mismanagement by the Blair/Brown loonies.

Bishop Brennan said...

The Mirror must be worried to print a bollocks story like that... still, the chavs that they are claiming as 'natural' Labour voters are obviously so in favour of Labour's open immigration and multicultural policies, aren't they? ;)

As for Tessa and her husband, couldn't happen to nicer people. Perhaps the Labour gobshites will think harder about stupid laws that protect scum next time? Probably too much to hope... still, at least they'll get to experience the real crime rates that the rest of us face, rather than the tractor production figures they usually reel off...

Anonymous said...

Cameron is a cunt, he has killed the Tories. David Davis would have finished Labour off by now.

He also wouldnt be an out of touch lord fucking snooty either, he could have united the Conservatives under pragmatism rather than liberal PC bullshit, Cameron blows in the wind, he is not a leader, he has no vision. his only vision is power for himself and through PR, spin, and bullshit just like Labour.

The Tories had the chance and they blew it on a lord snooty pretty boy with no substance.

the Tories have tried to play the bullshit media presentation card, they have got John fucking Major in Blairs skin. Lib Dems did the same!

it will end in tears.

Anonymous said...

meltdown ahoy! (9.26am)

I think the banks will admit their debts just as soon as Gordon Brown reveals how many billions of pounds the UK taxpayer is in debt for with New Labour's "Private Finance Initiative" scam, ie. never gonna happen.

What's the REAL details of the Northern Rock scam - that's "commericially sensitive". What is the REAL cost of the ID card/database and who will be given access to this private data - that's "commercially sensitive".

The banks have no obligation to tell gay Gordon anything, and they won't.

Geezer said...

The English White working-class vote has deserted Labour, this is desperation tactics by Labour, through one of their usual scummy outlets. Just as well no one buys the Mirror these days and I see from the Grauniad's website, that Labour are considering all sorts of ways to manipulate the electoral system for their own advantage, all in the name of greater democracy of course! Strangely enough it doesn't mention an overhaul of the constituency boundries, which Labour have benfitted so greatly from. Labour scum are getting really desperate.

mitch said...

A GROUP of 64 gypsies has set up camp just yards from the country home of government minister Tessa Jowell.

About 30 caravans swarmed on to the 2½-acre field, along with three diggers and a fleet of lorries and vans. They quickly laid on water and electricity.

The travellers secretly bought the Warwickshire site a year ago, but moved in over Easter knowing council enforcement officers would be on holiday.

The crafty gypsies moved in after plotting their “invasion” for FIVE MONTHS.
within 48 hours they had laid on water supplies, installed electricity cables, erected fences, torn down hedges and put down hardcore bases for 16 permanent caravan homes.


The “family” of travellers secretly bought the field a year ago. It is little more than 200 yards from the £1million pile owned by Olympics Minister Ms Jowell and her estranged husband David Mills.

The gipsies then deliberately waited until Easter to move in – knowing council enforcement officers would be on a four-day holiday.

This is so funny and raises a few questions..can they build the olympic stadium?(done in a week)
can they supply gas/electric? cos they work so fast and can they be.
ministers cos they know the rules
better than Tessa fuckin trout jowel.
Oh did I mention how funny this is.

Anonymous said...

If the "invasion" is anything like the one we had recently it will cost the Council Tax Payers of Shipston on Stour thousand's and many month's to get rid of "Tessa's problem" and expect the Human Rights Act to be used and appeals to the European Courts too if our local Council's experience is anything to go by.From news reports - it looks like a pretty well planned operation to flout the local planning regulations with drains;water and electricity being laid overnight on the plot of land 200 yds from Jowell's country home in Warwickshire and of course a Bank Holiday is a pretty good time to carry out such a task as Council Planning Offices are closed and therefore slow to act and will be faced with a "fait accompli".

This matter is likely to take some time to resolve and it won't be Jowell that picks up the tab for the ejection and clear up

Anonymous said...

jesus h christ - is this the best the likes of the Mirror and its hundreds of "journalists" can come up with?

fucking pathetic.

Fifth Monarchy said...

We need all these bastards gone.

“Come come! ….. We have had enough of this …. I will put an end to your prating .. It is not fit that you should sit here any longer! You have sat here too long here for any good you have been doing lately. You shall give this place to better men! - Call them in!, Call them in! (the musketeers) …. You call yourselves a Parliament ….. You are no Parliament; I say you are no Parliament! You are whoremasters and drunkards, corrupt and unjust men, how can you be a Parliament for God’s People? Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, - go!”

- Oliver Cromwell dismissing the “Rump” Parliament, April 1653

What we need.

wevalueyourcall said...

First the bicycle incident, now this. The left wing press must be fucking desperate. Perhaps they would like to do something useful and bring down the prices of food, petrol and energy. Now that would halt the ongoing decline in the polls for Labour.

M person of no fixed political abode said...

No doubt our Tessa will be out there with a pot of tea for her new neighbours.

Oh. Wait. what's that? They'll be visited in the dead of night by some mystery men armed with Glock 9mm machine pistols? And the travelling folk will depart as quickly as they arrived?

mitch said...

Job losses in London’s financial services sector could reach as high as 20,000(times online)

I'm sure snotty said this kind of thing didn't happen anymore he had abolished boom and bust but hey! SO WHAT EH!!.
Thank you ed bollox for a phrases that just keeps giving.

Fed up with Labour said...

Serves the old bat right! We have had to put up with crap from this government for long enough and she is only getting some of it back.

mitch said...

What does snotty say about inflation 2% what a load of shit.


• The price of butter increased by 37%
• The price of a dozen eggs increased by 34%
• The price of a loaf of bread increased by 28%
• The price of flour increased by 22%
• The price of a pint of milk increased by 17%
• The price of cheese increased by 17%
• The price of a sack of potatoes increased by 11%
• Gas and fuel prices have increased by 10%
• Petrol prices have increased by 8%1
and my pint of guiness up 8.6% in a month.

Anonymous said...

More evidence of the great green tax con...

Thom Yorke 'interviews' Lenin in today's Guardian and Lenin brings up the £25 daily charge for big engines and the soon-to-fail bike hire scheme copied from Paris

"So although you might say, "This only removes 5,000 to 7,000 tonnes of carbon by hitting the 4x4s,"' he continues, warming to his theme, 'it actually provides the funding that will put in the cycle ways and you'll end up with half a million tonnes less carbon emissions."

So there you have it. The £25 charge will tax big cars off the road - but it will also provide the funding to install the dim-wit cycle scheme.

Can anybody explain how you can raise money from a tax that is set so high, driver's won't pay it. And if they do keep driving and pay, you can still remove 5000 tonnes of Co2 from the atmosphere?

Anonymous said...

The mask slips further in the Guardian/Lenin interview....

"Moral isn't the right term. We face a huge catastrophic climate change. We're close to the tipping point. Stern says four to two years. I met Dr Pauchari [chair of the IPCC, the Inter-governmental Panel on Climate Change, and recipient of last year's Nobel Peace Prize with Al Gore], when I was in India, and he thinks we're now past the tipping point and you've got to come up with technologies that will mitigate the effects. If that's true, sometime over the next 10 years we'll have to rejig the whole of the economy, like we did in the Second World War."

So there you have it. Climate change is so serious, Ken has to fly to India to talk about it and, better still, it means we'll have to have centralised government-controlled economic planning within 10 years.

I wonder why Gordo and Ken hate each other when they still clearly harbour the same Stalinist dreams.

Anonymous said...

And even worse from Ken.....

"KL: There's a chunk of big business which is quite progressive on all of this, and there's a chunk that's deeply reactionary. Small business really isn't engaged, and they don't want anything to change because it costs them money.

Our problem is persuading government. If I were running the country, tomorrow I'd ban plastic bags, I'd ban incandescent light bulbs. I'm quite prepared to have a nanny state if it means we survive. I'd rather have a nanny state and live than we all burn in some catastrophic climate change disaster."

'Quite prepared". As in desperately, desperately hoping.

Anybody under any illusions about a third Leninspart term? 20mph speed limits and mass-tolling of all the A-roads inside greater London for starters

see http://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/doc.asp?doc=18507&cat=2412

mutleythedog said...

I must find out what this is all about...

Anonymous said...

Serves Jowell right, the sad old moneyscrubber.

She refuses to live in her constituency, she "campaigns" to save local Post Offices but then slithers to Westminster and votes to close them. She ditched her oily husband when the going got tough, and she is as far up Brown's jacksie as she was up Miranda's.

She is loathsome and emblematic of New Labour and its incessant vileness. It's the gipsies I feel sorry for.

Whose got me knickers? said...

Estranged? That was never true, was it? They were back together as soon as the fuss had died down.

Anonymous said...

The Mirror gets more like that Not the 9 o'clock news sketch. What will they accuse Cam of next - "loitering with intent to cross the road"?

sitondafence said...

Anon 11:51 spot on .... Davis was by far the better candidate but the party wanted a Blair style bull shitter so ended up with lightweight Cameron, who btw will walk the next election if that snot goblin Jonah Brown is still ruling the nulab trolls. But I think Brown will be there because in true asslicking backstabbing tradition he has promoted no one of any intelligence capable of ever being a threat to his position. So it looks like our next PM will be Cameron, (god help us all ) the bike will be the first to go followed by the impromptu interviews as the minders separate our leader from the proles who will vote him there. I have little in common with an Eton toff and even less with a bogey chewing jock. If ever a Winston Churchill was needed to save this country from faceless, moronic namby pamby bland, corrupt politicians, your time has truly come; but until then we have Guido’s blog to tell us like it really is.

As for the Arthur C. Clarke question that corrupt bitch Jowell and her equally corrupt husband,,, there truly is a GOD.

seventies reject said...

Lets hope they all go and do their toileting on her door step.

45govt said...

seventiesreject - they will. If there is one thing your pykie likes, it is communal crapping - I think they start with the Mirror at one end, and it gets consumed as it passes down the line.

The didecoys' synchronised dumping experience, every morning on a front lawn near you.

Gman said...

But Churchill went to Harrow. How come Cameron is a snooty Etonian, but Churchill is man of the people???

You do talk utter rubbish.

Rex said...

She needs a good lawyer!

Unsworth said...

@ sitondafence

I seem to recall that Churchill was born at Blenheim Palace - the family home - and was schooled at Harrow and at Sandhurst Royal Military College. It might be argued that he, too, was a toff. Really it's more a question of Leadership, I think. Now, which politician exhibits those skills?

sitondafence said...

But the discussion is not solely about class or education, Churchill was without any doubt a great statesman who had no time for bullshit, a job needed doing and he did it.

sitondafence said...

I just witnessed that ugly bint primalo on TV laying nulabs latest smokescreen on cigarettes, I wonder what they are hiding behind this one? Anyway I realise now why I detest the species so much ,, they speak slowly and over pronounce certain key words ,,, like I’m some naughty child they are talking down to ... agghh don’t you just detest them.

Anonymous said...

sitondafence said...
I just witnessed that ugly bint primalo on TV laying nulabs latest smokescreen on cigarettes, I wonder what they are hiding behind this one? Anyway I realise now why I detest the species so much ,, they speak slowly and over pronounce certain key words ,,, like I’m some naughty child they are talking down to ... agghh don’t you just detest them.
6:31 PM, March 24, 2008

Thank god! i thought i was going mad, first the sofening up - some biased guff on the BBC on a subject of no great relevance.

then the kick in the balls -
if youre overweight or smoke they will let you die regardless of the taxes you have paid. or past in your own latest unpalatable Labour bollocks.

oh yes, the BBC and the Labour party have mastered propaganda like the evil communists they are.

Keep an eye out for the BBC/Labour propaganda smoke screen trick, there are usually one or more a week, usually started as some kind of report, latest findings blah blah blah.

Anonymous said...

or `paste` in you latest unpalatable Labour bollocks, that should read.

bogeyman said...

Oh this is delicious, wonderful, marvellous! Tessa Jowell's place over-run by gippo's - a dose of her own medicine at last. I hope they all smoke and blow in her direction. That will annoy her even more.

Only trouble is, she says the house belongs to her ex, lawyer David Mills, who is due to face trial on corruption charges next month in Italy.

Snip from Torygraph:

The couple separated in March 2006 after he was accused by Italian prosecutors of taking a £344,000 bribe from ex-Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, in return for giving a favourable testimony of Mr Berlusconi in court.

Miss Jowell was dragged into the affair when it emerged that she had signed papers connected to a loan secured on their London home, which was subsequently paid off with the help of the alleged bribe.

Blow hard, pikeys!

bogeyman said...

Would someone please tell Leninslime that hundreds of highly experienced space scientists and climatologists agree we are about to enter a period of global cooling?

Then shoot the stupid bastard.

mitch said...

I would bet if you graphed tessas house price it would look like NR s share price.

This is just so funny.

Tessa Jowell said...

I fuckin' hate pikeys.

Anonymous said...

Those aren't gypsies. They're people who've had their houses repossessed.

There'll be a lot more of these trailer parks springing up in the next few months.

red despot spotter said...

to any UK/irish gypsi travellers , i cant say that i am some new friend , but i am glad that youve seen fit to show what you think of nu labour propoganda.

i am sure some of your traditional jobs have suffered like ours

Anonymous said...

and to think they tried to get Basil Brush - i kid you not, on some jumped up racist charge of offending gypsies!

justice is served!

cookie said...

I was raised on several council estates. A significant minority of the people who lived on them were (and are) scumbags. To me, Cameron's statement (asuming he did say it) is perfectly fine. If his daughter looked like a tramp and he could choose to compare her to only one social group in the country, then council estate dwellers would be my choice too. He has maybe earned my vote at the next election.

stanislav said...

As person with dual Irish citizenship, passport and everything, is no pleasure to remark that one's every encounter with Irish tinker, tarmaccer, horsedealer and lucky charm hustler has been uniformly unpleasant, unwholesome, uncivil, unfair, intimidatory and dishonest. This is opinion not of pre-judgement, or bigotry or conditioning but is fucking well empirical, evidence of own eyes and emptied fucking pockets. Is worse than fucking Jock for being thieving useless bastard. All cruel, violent shit-dumping vandals. Stanislav walk around Handsworth, Moss Side or Gorbals in middle of fucking night and not give a fuck; wouldn't want to be in same square mile as bunch of Irish tinkers. All pleading persecution and racism. Fucking horrible bastards. Good for fuck all.

Loopy, new age, crystal eating travellers is one thing. Hardcore diddycoy is something else altogether.

Not in same criminal ballpark as politician and banker and BBC board of fucking governor and Toilets Maguire and Piers Moron and Kneepads White and Ministry of Defence and David Blunkett and Tony Blair and John Prescott and Nancy Brown and Alistair Campbell; nowhere near. Daily encounter, however, with barrack room lawyer gypsy must be soul-destroying, like feral youth and noisy, belligerent Rastaman. Is failure of government and establishment to moderate, integrate, assimilate.

Outsider, cowboy junkie angel outlaw is all very well, in art and literature. But simply cannot have convoys of non-tax-paying horse thieves and itinerant drive-laying cowboys coming and shitting in the front garden. Is what you might call further failure of multi-culturalism industry - Darcus, Jasper, Ken et al

So, much as Lady Tessa is vile, horrible incompetent hypocrite who will beggar London to get these fucking games open and should be swinging from lamp post with hubby cannot, nevertheless, support the gypsies. Neither revolutionary, anarchic or even iconoclastic, theirs is a road to Nowhere, a culture of ducking and diving, no art, no music, no crafts, no skills, save blagging, even the rude painting of horse-drawn caravans long fallen away; there is nothing worth saving but their own bilious, exclusive self-regard; some fragments of cod Romany and bitter slang. These are no charming roguish raggle-taggle gypsies-o but cheating, bullying, poverty-pleading flat Earthers in big motor homes and flash Mercs. Fuck 'em.


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