Prescott Peacemaking Fears
The Council of Europe is for some unfathomable reason sending the disgraced former deputy-PM and pugilist John Prescott to Armenia: "John Prescott will assess the post-electoral situation and explore possibilities for defusing the current political crisis and promoting dialogue". Prescott promoting dialogue?Guido fears that he will only worsen the state of emergency. Armenian troops and protesters have already clashed leaving 8 dead and more than 100 injured. Perhaps Prescott will tell the government troops to use their fists instead of bullets. That is after all what he did with protesters when he was in government..
63 comments:
Armenia is a pretty unsophisticated place, the boy could do well there. (As long as he keeps his greasy paws off those peculiar 'Sworn Virgins')
Isn't it funny, when that fat, northern, vulgar shit got a slap from the mullet sporting bumpkin I felt it was a bit out of order. Now I think the carrot cruncher should have left him like Michael Watkins post Eubank.
The appointment of that fat fool to DPM was emblematic of Blair's contempt for Parliament and for Cabinet Govt.
Only Labour could produce and support a bufoon like Prescott.
When you don't answer questions and you label all critics - including octagenarians in hospital - as "racists, then I guess you become immune to the gasps of bewilderment when you place in a position of trust a lech who is manifestly untrustworthy and dishonourable.
I don't know much about Armenia, but I can't believe they deserve the World Croquet Champ (2004).
Well if Blair becomes president of the US of E then he won't have much time for the middle east. Maybe Prezza is practicing in Armenia before he gets sent to Gaza to sort that out.
Wakes up in a cold sweat - phew it was just a nightmare
Mr Backwoodsman,
I believe you are thinking of Albania (if it's the 'Sworn Virgins' that are playing on your mind?).
In choosing Mr Prescott for this role, the Council of Europe may be under the misapprehension that no English is spoken in the Caucasus. Or it could be that they are testing his suitability for the forthcoming European Presidency?
At least they didn`t say he was there to promote democracy, that would be ironic as he is helping to remove it from our country.
perhaps the EU wants to put troops there or do they have oil?
how long before world war 3?
Let's not forget that the 'innocent' protestor he punched had already thrown an egg at him.
No he shouldn't have hit him (even if he deserved it) but didn't Prescott's public ratings go up as a result?
I wonder if the fat fist-flailing fuckwit will be "travelling light" - without the good Mrs P?
If so, he will surely need an attractive "administrative assistant" to help with his "Armenian discussions?"
See, that cowboy suite came in handy
Prescott has extensive experience at breaking electoral law over here (e.g. referendum purdah in the North East in 2004), perhaps the Council of Europe believe it takes one to know one?
There are a lot of business opportunities in Armenia for a thrusting entrepreneur with no scruples. If the locals would like to lift themselves out of poverty Prescott has close connections with the Las Vegas casino community. If they would like to raze any property to the ground he has profitable links with the demolition community. And if the Armenians dream of living in congested, badly built flats and house with no outdoor space, designed to make large profits for Prescott's friends and relations, then he's just the man.
Prescott is now well and truly on the gravy train.
Next we will find Bliar as president and Brown as consort awaiting and plotting to depose him so he can take over.
Closely followed one-by-one by the rest of the shower from the front bench. Not content with total destruction of Britain they will now embark on Europe and show how well they can screw up any economy regardless of size.
Be great if the Lords chuck out the treaty and so stunting the cabinet's rise to Brussels.
This will doubtless be a precursor to the Pieman being appointed to some irrelevant but highly paid role in Europe. Blair and Prescott - the (bad) dream team returns?
He'll be great at promoting dialogue between otherwise hostile parties.
Admittedly the dialogue will go something like this:
"What did the fat man say?"
"I don't know."
"I thought you had an interpreter."
"I do, but he can't understand the lard ball either."
"He smells. I wish he'd go away."
"Me too, he keeps trying to mount my livestock."
"Perhaps if we pretend to like each other, he'll leave..."
He'll be great at promoting dialogue between otherwise hostile parties.
Admittedly the dialogue will go something like this:
"What did the fat man say?"
"I don't know."
"I thought you had an interpreter."
"I do, but he can't understand the lard ball either."
"He smells. I wish he'd go away."
"Me too, he keeps trying to mount my livestock."
"Perhaps if we pretend to like each other, he'll leave..."
Another "job for the boys".
The NEW WORLD ORDER sends its softer option on mission of
gobbledegook.Confusion,to divide and conquer,no one knows they have been done.
phyzx
Does Armenia have a specialist translation service? All of their English speakers will be unable to comprehend anything Prescott says.
Broon won't enjoy reading The Stun today, even G P-W shows signs that the party's over.
Gosh, It does sound a very dangerous and violent place. Excellent
As they said in Yes Prime Minister
"If he is successful, he will be a hero"
" If he goes and fails, at least he tried."
"And if he doesn't come back at all, he won't be missed "
"Eeh oop lad" Armenian dialects are probably easier for me to understand than "Tyke" dialogue will be for them!
Prescott sent to Armenia - indeed the third world war rolls closer.
Little wonder NuLabour voted for the European Constitution, it is where all failed Labour MPs go to milk the system for all they can.
Guido due to popular demand -
The EU traitors are as follows, remember their names come election time -
Nick Ainger (Carmarthen West & Pembrokeshire South), Bob Ainsworth (Coventry North East), Douglas Alexander (Paisley & Renfrewshire South), Graham Allen (Nottingham North), David Anderson (Blaydon), Janet Anderson (Rossendale & Darwen), Hilary Armstrong (Durham North West), Charlotte Atkins (Staffordshire Moorlands), Ian Austin (Dudley North), John Austin (Erith & Thamesmead), Adrian Bailey (West Bromwich West), Vera Baird (Redcar), Ed Balls (Normanton), Gordon Banks (Ochil & Perthshire South), Celia Barlow (Hove), Kevin Barron (Rother Valley), Hugh Bayley (York, City of), Margaret Beckett (Derby South), Anne Begg (Aberdeen South), Sir Stuart Bell (Middlesbrough), Hilary Benn (Leeds Central), Joe Benton (Bootle), Roger Berry (Kingswood), Clive Betts (Sheffield Attercliffe), Liz Blackman (Erewash), Roberta Blackman-Woods (Durham, City of), Hazel Blears (Salford), Bob Blizzard (Waveney), David Blunkett (Sheffield Brightside), David Borrow (Ribble South), Ben Bradshaw (Exeter), Kevin Brennan (Cardiff West), Gordon Brown (Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath), Lyn Brown (West Ham), Nick Brown (Newcastle upon Tyne East & Wallsend), Russell Brown (Dumfries & Galloway), Des Browne (Kilmarnock & Loudoun), Chris Bryant (Rhondda), Karen Buck (Regent’s Park & Kensington North), Richard Burden (Birmingham Northfield), Andy Burnham (Leigh), Dawn Butler (Brent South), Stephen Byers (Tyneside North), Liam Byrne (Birmingham Hodge Hill), Richard Caborn (Sheffield Central), David Cairns (Inverclyde), Alan Campbell (Tynemouth), Martin Caton (Gower), Ian Cawsey (Brigg & Goole), Colin Challen (Morley & Rothwell), Ben Chapman (Wirral South), David Chaytor (Bury North), Michael Clapham (Barnsley West & Penistone), Katy Clark (Ayrshire North & Arran), Paul Clark (Gillingham), Charles Clarke (Norwich South), Tom Clarke (Coatbridge, Chryston & Bellshill), David Clelland (Tyne Bridge), Ann Clwyd (Cynon Valley), Vernon Coaker (Gedling), Ann Coffey (Stockport), Harry Cohen (Leyton & Wanstead), Michael Connarty (Linlithgow & Falkirk East), Rosie Cooper (Lancashire West), Yvette Cooper (Pontefract & Castleford), Jim Cousins (Newcastle upon Tyne Central), David Crausby (Bolton North East), Mary Creagh (Wakefield), Jonathan Cruddas (Dagenham), Jim Cunningham (Coventry South), Tony Cunningham (Workington), Claire Curtis-Thomas (Crosby), Alistair Darling (Edinburgh South West), Wayne David (Caerphilly), Quentin Davies (Grantham & Stamford), Janet Dean (Burton), John Denham (Southampton Itchen), Jim Devine (Livingston), Parmjit Dhanda (Gloucester), Andrew Dismore (Hendon), Jim Dobbin (Heywood & Middleton), Frank Dobson (Holborn & St Pancras), Brian Donohoe (Ayrshire Central), Frank Doran (Aberdeen North), Jim Dowd (Lewisham West), Angela Eagle (Wallasey), Maria Eagle (Liverpool Garston), Clive Efford (Eltham), Louise Ellman (Liverpool Riverside), Natascha Engel (Derbyshire North East), Jeff Ennis (Barnsley East & Mexborough), Bill Etherington (Sunderland North), Paul Farrelly (Newcastle-under-Lyme), Jim Fitzpatrick (Poplar & Canning Town), Robert Flello (Stoke-on-Trent South), Caroline Flint (Don Valley), Barbara Follett (Stevenage), Michael Foster (Worcester), Michael Jabez Foster (Hastings & Rye), Hywel Francis (Aberavon), Mike Gapes (Ilford South), Barry Gardiner (Brent North), Bruce George (Walsall South), Dr Ian Gibson (Norwich North), Linda Gilroy (Plymouth Sutton), Paul Goggins (Wythenshawe & Sale East), Helen Goodman (Bishop Auckland), Nia Griffith (Llanelli), Nigel Griffiths (Edinburgh South), John Grogan (Selby), Andrew Gwynne (Denton & Reddish), Peter Hain (Neath), Mike Hall (Weaver Vale), David Hamilton (Midlothian), Fabian Hamilton (Leeds North East), David Hanson (Delyn), Harriet Harman (Camberwell & Peckham), Tom Harris (Glasgow South), Dai Havard (Merthyr Tydfil & Rhymney), John Healey (Wentworth), Doug Henderson (Newcastle upon Tyne North), Mark Hendrick (Preston), Stephen Hepburn (Jarrow), John Heppell (Nottingham East), Stephen Hesford (Wirral West), Patricia Hewitt (Leicester West), David Heyes (Ashton under Lyne), Keith Hill (Streatham), Meg Hillier (Hackney South & Shoreditch), Margaret Hodge (Barking), Sharon Hodgson (Gateshead East & Washington West), Jimmy Hood (Lanark & Hamilton East), Geoff Hoon (Ashfield), Phil Hope (Corby), George Howarth (Knowsley North & Sefton East), Kim Howells (Pontypridd), Beverley Hughes (Stretford & Urmston), Joan Humble (Blackpool North & Fleetwood), John Hutton (Barrow & Furness), Brian Iddon (Bolton South East), Eric Illsley (Barnsley Central), Adam Ingram (East Kilbride, Strathaven & Lesmahagow), Huw Irranca-Davies (Ogmore), Sian James (Swansea East), Brian Jenkins (Tamworth), Alan Johnson (Hull West & Hessle), Diana Johnson (Hull North), Helen Jones (Warrington North), Kevan Jones (Durham North), Martyn Jones (Clwyd South), Tessa Jowell (Dulwich & West Norwood), Eric Joyce (Falkirk), Sir Gerald Kaufman (Manchester Gorton), Sally Keeble (Northampton North), Barbara Keeley (Worsley), Alan Keen (Feltham & Heston), Ann Keen (Brentford & Isleworth), Ruth Kelly (Bolton West), Fraser Kemp (Houghton & Washington East), Jane Kennedy (Liverpool Wavertree), Sadiq Khan (Tooting), David Kidney (Stafford), Peter Kilfoyle (Liverpool Walton), Jim Knight (Dorset South), Ashok Kumar (Middlesbrough South & Cleveland East), Stephen Ladyman (Thanet South), David Lammy (Tottenham), Bob Laxton (Derby North), Mark Lazarowicz (Edinburgh North & Leith), David Lepper (Brighton Pavilion), Tom Levitt (High Peak), Ivan Lewis (Bury South), Martin Linton (Battersea), Tony Lloyd (Manchester Central), Andy Love (Edmonton), Ian Lucas (Wrexham), Tommy McAvoy (Rutherglen & Hamilton West), Christine McCafferty (Calder Valley), Kerry McCarthy (Bristol East), Sarah McCarthy-Fry (Portsmouth North), Siobhain McDonagh (Mitcham & Morden), Pat McFadden (Wolverhampton South East), John McFall (Dunbartonshire West), James McGovern (Dundee West), Anne McGuire (Stirling), Shona McIsaac (Cleethorpes), Ann McKechin (Glasgow North), Rosemary McKenna (Cumbernauld, Kilsyth & Kirkintilloch East), Andrew Mackinlay (Thurrock), Tony McNulty (Harrow East), Denis MacShane (Rotherham), Fiona Mactaggart (Slough), Khalid Mahmood (Birmingham Perry Barr), Shahid Malik (Dewsbury), Judy Mallaber (Amber Valley), John Mann (Bassetlaw), Rob Marris (Wolverhampton South West), Gordon Marsden (Blackpool South), Bob Marshall-Andrews (Medway), Eric Martlew (Carlisle), Michael Meacher (Oldham West & Royton), Alan Meale (Mansfield), Gillian Merron (Lincoln), Alun Michael (Cardiff South & Penarth), Alan Milburn (Darlington), David Miliband (South Shields), Ed Miliband (Doncaster North), Andrew Miller (Ellesmere Port & Neston), Laura Moffatt (Crawley), Chris Mole (Ipswich), Madeleine Moon (Bridgend), Margaret Moran (Luton South), Jessica Morden (Newport East), Julie Morgan (Cardiff North), Elliot Morley (Scunthorpe), Kali Mountford (Colne Valley), Chris Mullin (Sunderland South), Meg Munn (Sheffield Heeley), Jim Murphy (Renfrewshire East), Paul Murphy (Torfaen), Doug Naysmith (Bristol North West), Dan Norris (Wansdyke), Mike O’Brien (Warwickshire North), Eddie O’Hara (Knowsley South), Bill Olner (Nuneaton), Sandra Osborne (Ayr, Carrick & Cumnock), Albert Owen (Ynys Mon), Nick Palmer (Broxtowe), Ian Pearson (Dudley South), James Plaskitt (Warwick & Leamington), Greg Pope (Hyndburn), Stephen Pound (Ealing North), Bridget Prentice (Lewisham East), Gordon Prentice (Pendle), Dawn Primarolo (Bristol South), Gwyn Prosser (Dover), Ken Purchase (Wolverhampton North East), James Purnell (Stalybridge & Hyde), Bill Rammell (Harlow), Nick Raynsford (Greenwich & Woolwich), Andy Reed (Loughborough), Jamie Reed (Copeland), John Reid (Airdrie & Shotts), Linda Riordan (Halifax), John Robertson (Glasgow North West), Geoffrey Robinson (Coventry North West), Terry Rooney (Bradford North), Chris Ruane (Vale of Clwyd), Joan Ruddock (Lewisham Deptford), Christine Russell (Chester, City of), Joan Ryan (Enfield North), Martin Salter (Reading West), Mohammad Sarwar (Glasgow Central), Alison Seabeck (Plymouth Devonport), Virendra Sharma (Ealing Southall), Jonathan Shaw (Chatham & Aylesford), Barry Sheerman (Huddersfield), Jimmy Sheridan (Paisley & Renfrewshire North), Sion Simon (Birmingham Erdington), Marsha Singh (Bradford West), Andrew Slaughter (Ealing Acton & Shepherd’s Bush), Andrew Smith (Oxford East), Angela C Smith (Sheffield Hillsborough), Angela E Smith (Basildon), Geraldine Smith (Morecambe & Lunesdale), Jacqui Smith (Redditch), John Smith (Vale of Glamorgan), Anne Snelgrove (Swindon South), Sir Peter Soulsby (Leicester South), Helen Southworth (Warrington South), John Spellar (Warley), Phyllis Starkey Milton Keynes South West), Howard Stoate (Dartford), Gavin Strang (Edinburgh East), Jack Straw (Blackburn), Gerry Sutcliffe (Bradford South), Mark Tami (Alyn & Deeside), Dari Taylor (Stockton South), Gareth Thomas (Harrow West), Emily Thornberry (Islington South & Finsbury), Stephen Timms (East Ham), Paddy Tipping (Sherwood), Mark Todd (Derbyshire South), Don Touhig (Islwyn), Jon Trickett (Hemsworth), Desmond Turner (Brighton Kemptown), Neil Turner (Wigan), Derek Twigg (Halton), Kitty Ussher (Burnley), Keith Vaz (Leicester East), Joan Walley (Stoke-on-Trent North), Lynda Waltho (Stourbridge), Tom Watson (West Bromwich East), Dave Watts (St Helens North), Alan Whitehead (Southampton Test), Malcolm Wicks (Croydon North), Alan Williams (Swansea West), Betty Williams (Conwy), Michael Wills (Swindon North), Phil Wilson (Sedgefield), David Winnick (Walsall North), Rosie Winterton (Doncaster Central), Shaun Woodward (St Helens South), Phil Woolas (Oldham East & Saddleworth), Anthony Wright (Great Yarmouth), David Wright (Telford), Iain Wright (Hartlepool), Derek Wyatt (Sittingbourne & Sheppey)
Kenneth Clarke (Rushcliffe), David Curry (Skipton & Ripon), John Gummer (Suffolk Coastal)
These sat on their hands and did nothing - thus aiding the active traitors - they are guilty by omission:
Diane Abbott (Hackney North & Stoke Newington), John Battle (Leeds West), Ann Cryer (Keighley), Paul Flynn (Newport West), Neil Gerrard (Walthamstow), Patrick Hall (Bedford), Glenda Jackson (Hampstead & Highgate), Ian McCartney (Makerfield), John MacDougall (Glenrothes), John Prescott (Hull East), Ian Stewart (Eccles), Rudi Vis (Finchley & Golders Green), Claire Ward (Watford), Tony Wright (Cannock Chase).
Danny Alexander (Inverness, Nairn, Badenoch & Strathspey), Norman Baker (Lewes), John Barrett (Edinburgh West), Alan Beith (Berwick-upon-Tweed), Tom Brake (Carshalton & Wallington), Colin Breed (Cornwall South East), Jeremy Browne (Taunton), Malcolm Bruce (Gordon), Paul Burstow (Sutton & Cheam), Lorely Burt (Solihull), Vincent Cable (Twickenham), Sir Menzies Campbell (Fife North East), Nick Clegg (Sheffield Hallam), Edward Davey (Kingston & Surbiton), Lynne Featherstone (Hornsey & Wood Green), Don Foster (Bath), Julia Goldsworthy (Falmouth & Camborne), Evan Harris (Oxford West & Abingdon), Nick Harvey (Devon North), David Howarth (Cambridge), Simon Hughes (Southwark North & Bermondsey), Chris Huhne (Eastleigh), Mark Hunter (Cheadle), Paul Keetch (Hereford), Charles Kennedy (Ross, Skye & Lochaber), Susan Kramer (Richmond Park), Norman Lamb (Norfolk North), David Laws (Yeovil), John Leech (Manchester Withington), Michael Moore (Berwickshire, Roxburgh & Selkirk), Mark Oaten (Winchester), Lembit Opik (Montgomeryshire), Alan Reid (Argyll & Bute), Willie Rennie (Dunfermline & Fife West), Dan Rogerson (Cornwall North), Paul Rowen (Rochdale), Bob Russell (Colchester), Adrian Sanders (Torbay), Sir Robert Smith (Aberdeenshire West & Kincardine), Andrew Stunell (Hazel Grove), Jo Swinson (Dunbartonshire East), Matthew Taylor (Truro & St Austell), Sarah Teather (Brent East), John Thurso (Caithness, Sutherland & Easter Ross), Steve Webb (Northavon), Mark Williams (Ceredigion), Roger Williams (Brecon & Radnorshire), Stephen Williams (Bristol West), Phil Willis (Harrogate & Knaresborough), Jenny Willott (Cardiff Central)
John Maples (Stratford-on-Avon), Ian Taylor (Esher & Walton)
Jeffrey Donaldson (Lagan Valley), Ian Paisley (Antrim North), Iris Robinson (Strangford)
Mark Durkan (Foyle), Alasdair McDonnell (Belfast South), Eddie McGrady (Down South)
Independent Conservative: Andrew Pelling (Croydon Central)
Clare Short (Birmingham Ladywood)
Have they given him a return ticket? Let's hope not.
And who is he taking along with him, or is she meeting him there?
"The Council of Europe is for some unfathomable reason sending the disgraced former deputy-PM and pugilist John Prescott to Armenia"
It's because it's a long way away...
Our elected representatives never fail to amaze me, they are grossly overpaid, overrated they bestow honours and privileges upon themselves, when truly found useless to represent the people of this country; they find cushy jobs aboard the gravy train that is Europe. Recently, and against their wishes we discover what amounts to huge Tax free expenses scams they legally award themselves, this on top of gold plated, inflation proof pensions. They continually lie to us taking us into illegal wars, and reneging on election promises. They think talking continuous spin impresses us; they never answer a direct question preferring to turn the tables with a question back. Then last night they get a chance to really make a difference to the future of this country with a vote for a referendum on a European Constitution or Lisbon treaty as it has become known, the ruling labour party decide to renege on their election promise and the Liberals talking rubbish leads to my conclusion that they have done some dirty backroom deal with this government. Much as I dislike the Tories for the vengeful social damage that Thatcher did in her years of power, I have to resign to the fact that they are the only party that stood by its election manifesto for a referendum on a European Constitution.
Guido, the traitor list should be fromnt page Guido headline.
With Prescott's well-known grasp of international affairs he'll obviously be a great asset to Armenia.
When he went to the States for talks with the Vice President and ranted on about the "Balklands" and "Kosava" the Americans must have thought he had discovered another continent they didn't know about!
As Bill Quango above says, it must be because if he doesn't come back he won't be missed.
Thousands of French protest peacefully against the EU involvement in Kossavo.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4m32s_france-serbie-solidarity_3d
02/03/08
The protest was very friendly, family orientated, and the speakers were good however at the end of the protest the French police(Sarkozy`s EUSSR political puppets) charged and tear gassed the crowds. the police had charged and were beating up a demonstrator.
This is not the first time the EU police have been know for such brutal action, at another peaceful political protest recently in Brussles police beat up peaceful demonstraitors who wanted to preserve their culture.
The EU thought this fat, moronic, word-mangling wanker was the best man in Europe to send?
No, they are merely demonstrating clearly that all politicians who spout the EU line will be rewarded.
This is why they continue to drag us into the EU - it lines their pockets!
Bastards, and traitors.
Coals to Newcastle...he'll fit right in with the plague of smugly corrupt 'reformed' Communist politicians that still afflicts Armenia (like so many former Soviet imperial possessions).
I always love the edited newspeak version of the Prescott punch. Prescott gets egged, Prescott punches Mullet - film stops.
What actually happens is Prescott gets egged, Prescott punches Mullet, Mullet grabs the honourable member for Hull, Deputy Prime-minister goes down, Prescott looks jolly unhappy, Police intervene to save Prescott from kicking, and nick protestor but not Deputy Prime-minister.
A good clean left, with all that weight behind it and Mullet's still standing. No wonder Prezza gave up boxing for croquet.
John 'Prezza' Prescott, now theres a blokes, bloke.
Whenever the Socialist troops feel a bit weary, send in Prezza!
Top fucking drawer.
Whenever Prezza makes the news, watch eyes turn to the screen.
A peoples man. A mans man.
Total fucking hero. Top to bottom.
Weep you failing Tories.
Never mind though, you have Gove!
Gary
please people, stop calling him a tyke, and a Northerner; he's Welsh. Though the Welsh would probably call him a Scouser.
Given the level of electoral corruption in this country, how on earth can that fat cretin have any credibility at all?
Prescott does not need to travel to Armenia, here in his constituency it isn't difficult to find an eastern european voice.
Still he's had quite a few years training here in Hull. Will he be going to buy council houses on the cheap for his son to refurbish?
Pigs at the trough one and all.
internationn incident on the way.
New Labour rejects' gravy train continues.
I remember hearing that Norman Wisdom was the national hero of Armenia- why didn't they send him?Although he has Alzheimer's Disease now, which is sad, he would still be more effective than Fatty Arbuckle. And he would make them laugh which is a bonus.
I read above that Fatty A sat on his hands in the EU vote yesterday. Makes a change from his fat arse.
The protest was very friendly, family orientated, and the speakers were good however at the end of the protest the French police(Sarkozy`s EUSSR political puppets) charged and tear gassed the crowds. the police had charged and were beating up a demonstrator.
Sounds like London police, bashing up some Countryside Alliance tweedies but ignoring ranting muslims demonstrating against the so-called "cartoons" with their "Kill" placards.
Animal Farm, when the dogs appear and drag away dissenters and doubters at the meeting, remember ?
Robbie 1:44 - again, you're thinking of Albanians.
The man with the stupid hair (was it a wig?) who hit Prescott learned a valuable lesson. Never hit an old barsteward.
i also get pissed off by the people who fall for the fat cunts con. he is not from Yorkshire he was born in prestayn north wales the very place where he was thumped if I am not mistaken.
May sound a small point but it is all the fat cunts spin that he is from Hull
@ Gary Elsby 11:45
Simply love your style and delivery.
What a hoot! Pretending to be too thick to spell properly or even have the faintest idea of grammar.
I know you really are a Tory through and through so I have had a word with our next PM Dave. He agrees with my suggestion that you be kept for life on benefit for your services to ammuse.
Who knows, you may even be awarded a peerage, Lord of tabs, booze n giros?
Getting a dig in: 3:07 pm.
Fuck off cunt.
I normally charge for Socialist advice, but in this instance and this instance only, please top yourself.
Hope this helps.
Gary
Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why did you say again?
Anyway must dash - just off to Specsavers.
(Anonymous said...
Robbie 1:44 - again, you're thinking of Albanians)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Prescott#Early_life
The early life of J. P.
(Whoops I don't know my Armenia from my elbow. Why did you say again?)
Because someone further up the thread confused Albania and Armenia as well.
Albania - Armenia. Does it matter where Prezza gets sent? As long as it far away from here.
If you want to annoy a Turk remind him of the Turks massacre of Armenians back in the early 20th Century. The Turks even have a law prohibiting anybody admitting this in Turkey. This is the country that EU lovers want to join next.
Gary Elsby stoke said...
He is a Tory actually. Saw him in my club only the other week. Was talking about secret blogging and how he has a laugh getting the 'right' all rilled up , but it does bring out the left.
He set up that phoney Guardian wheeze about Boris being too right wing the other day too.
He is in fact Sir Gary Selsby of Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire.
Sorry to out you Sir Gareth, but everyone had already guessed it anyway.
A bit too Looney Left I'm afraid , gave the game away.
You coming to the Hunt this weekend ?
Your valet said he was pressing your suit when I called earlier but wasn't sure if you were coming to mine or Lord Ashcrofts.
Fuck me Gary, I didn't know you were really a toff, or I'd have called you Sir, you Cunt.
You can fuck right off too Mr Quango.
I am a socialist, born a socialist and will go to a socialist heaven.
You snobs just don't get it, do ya!
We have children who can’t read or write, our Council unable to look after them. They drink alcohol from an early age. Earlier, if they can get it.
Is it because parent’s can’t read or write. Or hold down a job or be bothered to do anything except piss away the dole money?
It’s because you have all the money. Your kids are worth more than our kids. Your kids are better educated. QED
Jabba The Gut is still influenced by the sith.
should do well with bobafet and any gun deals.
he could always give his talk about being a ships steward or knobbing his secretary. depends how culturally relevent bernard manning diplomacy is armenia
Fat fucking idiot. This man is a politician?
More like a walking talking fucking imbecile, this cunt will represent Britain.
Now I know we are in for a third world war.
Good, the further away the better.
Armenia got to give it to 'em..
Sir Gary Selsby of Stoke Poges, Buckinghamshire. said...
You can fuck right off too Mr Quango.
I am a socialist, born a socialist and will go to a socialist heaven.
You snobs just don't get it, do ya!
We have children who can’t read or write, our Council unable to look after them. They drink alcohol from an early age. Earlier, if they can get it.
Is it because parent’s can’t read or write. Or hold down a job or be bothered to do anything except piss away the dole money?
It’s because you have all the money. Your kids are worth more than our kids. Your kids are better educated. QED
6:34 PM, March 06, 2008
Gary i think it is YOU who doesnt get it!
yes the toffs are cunts who only care for themselfs and sneer at the working classes who create most of their wealth, but the bigger cunts are the ones pretending to be on your side when they are in fact trying to destroy you and everything you stand for.
the socialists have been in power for 10 years and our kids cant even get a dentist, they come out of the socialist school system not being able to read and write but they know all about homosexual sex and human rights as theirs are being eroded by the `socialist` goverment.
anyone who is proud to be British and is proud of their traditional working class culture and values is regarded by the socialists as a biggot and a racist who needs enriching out of existance with ever more people flooding an overcrowded country so your `socialist` mates can pander to the global corporate giants who line their `socialist` pockets after being supplied by the `socialist` with cheap labour and a destruction of your culture and identity to make it easier for the `socialist` to sell you out to Europe for the giant global capitalists benefit, as services and wages reach the level of the Chinese. cant aford a house, why is that when our population was static, could it be the 5 million or so Labour voting people they have let in pushing up housing demand and hence prices?
you can go to socialist fucking heaven because sure as hell none of your so called `socialist` bastard MPs will want to be their to share it with you. they wouldnt even qualify with their gold plated pentions and multiple houses, yes multiple houses that YOUR `socialist bastard MPs all have. even the cunts who claim to be down with the people like Cruddass, all money grabbing cunts.
certainly not socialists.
while many of our children live in desparate poverty after 10 fucking years of a so called fucking socialist goverment.
now fuck off, wake up and talk sense, you are but a sheep who Labour and the other socialist are laughing at right now.
trust me they wont be eating baked beans every night, or too scared to put the fucking heating on.
now tell us again that you are a socialist that votes for a global coporate fascist goverment called Labour, just so we can ALL (working classes included) laugh at you.
cunt!
So Guido, what would *you* do if someone threw an egg in your face from close range? Hand him another?
Eight people died in Armenia. That's no laughing matter. If he's trying to stop more people dying, I say good for him.
Oh dear, looks like I hit a nerve ending.
How thoughtful of me.
I pondered on how to drive home into this nerve and cause more pain, after all, this is what I do for the socialist cause the best.
so here it is you tory wankers:
Referendum.
Lecture over, Tories humiliated and Liberals toyed with and discareded.
And you fuck ups want to run this Country.
Tsk tsk tsk...
Now please die quietly.
Gary
The only posible good this fat git could do is by sticking his arse in a dyke.
Gary Elsby pissing himself at Tory miseries said...
Oh dear, looks like I hit a nerve ending.
How thoughtful of me.
I pondered on how to drive home into this nerve and cause more pain, after all, this is what I do for the socialist cause the best.
so here it is you tory wankers:
Referendum.
Lecture over, Tories humiliated and Liberals toyed with and discareded.
And you fuck ups want to run this Country.
Tsk tsk tsk...
Now please die quietly.
Gary
oh dear Gary, you still dont get it!
But thank you for exposing yours and labours fascist streak, anyone proud of betraying fundermental manifesto promises, and then the people to be at the mercy of an unelected undemocratic fascist system is to be despised.
NOT celebrated, you fascist Nazi Labour cunt!
12:01
I re-ahlly don't see how that would help, dahling.
Surely the sight of JP waving a chipolata would sort out any situation? You cannot fight while laughing.
Perhaps he's going there to trouser payments from overturning planning decisions or to interview laptop public servants? A new Croydon, a slightly used but never-wanted dome, cowboy outfit (the missus preferred hair tongs)? Hear/see/do-no-evil lard bucket. Corrupt as hell. He never wore THAT uniform in public.
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