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Friday, March 21, 2008

Muir Says "Bye for Now" to WPP

Guido's co-conspirator in the red glasses emails a report from his Blackberry after the party;

at David Muir's leaving drinks at WPP there was a hefty amount of sceptism from the audience about his tenure in Downing Street. There was a heckle from the back of the (small) crowd that there was no point giving a leaving gift "as he will be back in a year".

Branding bullshit guru Muir said he was off to "do some good" - helping to keep Gordon in No. 10. Just what we need, another delusional Scot in Downing Street.

115 comments:

mitch said...

Another highly paid turd polisher!
nobody can make gay gordon look good its not possible even that stupid trout toynbee gave up.

Serf said...

he was off to "do some good".....

Do be fair, the alternative is care in the community

trouble at 'mill said...

OT Has the government issued a D Notice on reporting certain events in the Shannon Matthews case in Dewsbury?

Was the whole thing a scam involving the girl's mother and others to make money from newspapers and well-wishers like the McCanns? Or was it something else?

The girl has still not been returned to the mother. Various journalists have said openly that there are many things about the case that they cannot report.

Why do the police keep changing tack? Which politicians are involved? What is the role of the various "community representatives"?

There's summat funny going on in Yorkshire.

Anonymous said...

OT They're interviewing the lass for 10 minutes a day. Could be some time before she returns home.

murray rothbard's ghost said...

anon 10.02 Not only can the girl not return home but they are also stopping her from seeing her mother. She saw her briefly for a couple of minutes (supervised by police) when she was first "found" but has not been allowed to see her since.

There's a lot more to this than meets the eye. Andrew Neil knows what's going on but can't say publicly.

In other news: the UK banking system is just avoiding meltdown by the use of massive taxpayer funded cash injections through the Bank of England. What happens when this liquidity runs out does not bear thinkin about.

Otherwise all is hunky dory in Brown's green and pleasant land, unless you're trying to sell your house of course.

The Remittance Man said...

As Mitch says: the guy's got no hope.

Given enough time and a big enough troop of monkeys one might eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. But improving Brown's image passes beyond the realms of probability theory and into the demented territories inhabited by those who would turn lead into gold.

poll should we leave the EU said...

poll should we leave the EU

There is a Poll on the "Your Say" section of the Virgin Media website. You have to leave a comment and click on yes to leave the EU (It's automatically set/rigged to NO). It adds up all of the comments for and against and so far in spite of the bias 77% say yes Britain should pull out of the EU and only 23% say no.

http://boards.virginmedia.com/news/soundbites/europe.html

sshhh it's a secret said...

poll 10.24

Not only will Britain not leave the EU but within 2 years we will have ditched sterling and adopted the euro at £1 = 1Euro.

If you don't believe me ask Gordon.

mitch said...

one of the least well-timed investment decisions of this or any age, Gordon Brown’s sale of 395 tonnes of our gold in 17 auctions between July 1999 and March 2002.

The average price achieved in those disposals was $275.6. Gold has since risen in value by 256% – a rate of return which would bring pride to even the cockiest of hedge-fund superstars.

Or to put it another way, 395 tonnes of gold from our official reserves that was sold for $3.5bn would now be worth $12.5bn.

So we appear to have lost out on $9bn of gains – or about $300 per taxpayer.

However, that’s a slightly simplistic view of the scale of our loss.

The $3.5bn of revenue raised in the sales was invested in interest-bearing assets denominated in dollars, euros and yen to the extent of 40%, 40% and 20% respectively.

So to calculate the true net loss to the taxpayer, I would have to adjust for the yield on these assets and movements in the value of those currencies. And I don’t have enough information on precisely what was bought and when to make that calculation.

It is probable, however, that the effective net loss on Gordon Brown’s great gold sale would be a bit less than $9bn – but it would still be a very significant loss.

So why did Gordon Brown as chancellor dispose of all that gold? Well, my recollection of conversations with him and his advisers at the time is that they hated what they perceived as the intrinsic laziness of gold. It simply sat in the vaults gleaming but earning no interest.

And that is why gb is a total moronic snot eating shit head !!.

Anonymous said...

Polly on fine form today. Comments are hilarious. 90% abusive so far.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/mar/21/labour

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Polly on fine form today. Comments are hilarious. 90% abusive so far.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/mar/21/labour
11:03 AM, March 21, 2008

Polly and Labours answer as ever is more spin and propaganda! nothing changes.

we`re fucked!

Fred said...

Mitch said:
Gordon Brown’s sale of 395 tonnes of our gold in 17 auctions between July 1999 and March 2002. The average price achieved in those disposals was $275.6. Gold has since risen in value by 256% ... ... 395 tonnes of gold from our official reserves that was sold for $3.5bn would now be worth $12.5bn.


So now we know why they did not imposes the national/provincial equivalent of the Standards Board for England! If they had done so, there would at least have been some mechanism for getting him out sooner.

seventies reject said...

Just been reading Polly's latest load of bollocks. She really needs to be sectioned with the other sad delusional twats Brown, Toilets and freaky fucking Daniel frankenstein.

I cannot possibly leave a comment on CiF, it will be deleted. I will leave it here instead, with the hope she finds her way to this blog that may put some much needed sense into her gin sodden brain:

Polly, you are a stupid cunt!

mitch said...

poor old polly what kind of raddled old hag spouts that load of crap and expects to be paid for it.
she is so divorced from reality they don't even email anymore.
can we bet anywhere as to when GB will be removed from office/orofice wearing a canvass coat and his hands in plastic bags.

mitch said...

Gordon Brown wasn't so prudent after all!!

How did the UK move from Gordon Brown's initial 'prudence' as chancellor to a state where, according to the Institute of Fiscal Studies, 19 out of 21 comparable countries have done more to improve their structural budget balances? It all seems to boil down to replacing common sense with a technical rule. It is common sense to allow the budget to move into deficit during a recession or an economic slowdown. This is natural. Tax receipts are hit by the slowing economic activity while welfare payments increase. But it is important to accumulate a surplus during upturn or boom years.

However, Gordon Brown and his advisors(ed"so what" balls) were not content with doing this on a year-by-year basis, instead insisting on relating their borrowing to the whole business cycle. But when the numbers did not add up, instead of being resolute and imposing some fiscal discipline, Gordon Brown simply moved the goalposts. As a result he allowed excessive borrowing in good times on the basis of highly conjectural computations going back to the 1990s. Although he was able to say he had stuck to his Golden Rules, no one believed him, and budgetary discipline went out of the window.

More proof it were needed of snottys total fuckwittery.

stanislav said...

"Andrew Neil knows what's going on but can't say publicly."

You mean won't say.

Who does this precious, smirking Jock work for ? The cops ? The BBC board of Brown cocksuckers ? Is he still up Murdoch's arse ? Does he work for the Royal family and the MOD, too. ? If Jock knows what's going on he should tell us. That's what WE pay him for

"Can't say publicly." Who, exactly is stopping him and wouldn't it be better that he shat in their faces than ours ? Worthless money-grubbing slag. Should stay in the nightclubs with totty young enough to be his great grand-daughter. Horrible fucking degenerate parasite.

love from stanislav

sitondafence said...

You know, I thought that the smug, cretinious , hypocritical, grasping, materialistic, asswipe Blair was the worst prime minister this country had seen in living memory but Brown makes him look outstanding ..... so depressing and sad for the country.

beware of the enemy within said...

Forget desperate Toilets Maguire and gin-soaked cretinous Polly Toynbee, the biggest NuLab neo-con lying cunt of the lot is Fat David Aaronovitch by a mile. That fat boy is poisonous.

stanislav said...

Aaronobitch

But his fussy, infinitesimal little Satan beards quite give him away, don't they?

sitondafence said...

sshhh it’s a secret @ 10:24 ,, you are bang on, no UK government will ever allow a EU referendum that might possibly cause a European rift and the UKs departure, It is simply not in our politicians interest to even contemplate leaving the EU. If anyone thought that the financial shenanigans at Westminster were outrageous it is just small fry compared to Brussels. This is why Nick Cleggs lot sitting on their hands while the Lisbon treaty was passed is so contemptible, they had the power to force a referendum on the Lisbon treaty as well as give this inept government a major defeat in the house. Shame on you so called Liberals ,,, come voting time, I for one will resurrect this shameful piece of your history.

stanislav said...

But back to Polly

If we read that Toynbee shit in the Times or the Telegraph, that would be one thing; Toynbee's fascistic, one-party, BBC drivel would sit easily with Parris's MediaMinster rent-boy apologias, Heffer's red-faced, hissing bitchiness and Janet Daly's muscular, endless, bloated, wretched, Reaganite totalitarianism; reading it in the Guardian is like seeing your old granny gang-fucked in a porn movie.

That bloke Rusbridger, sour-faced misanthropic editor of the UKs once most fearlessly liberal 'paper deserves to have a toilet roll designed in his honour; his bitter, lying face on every sheet.

Anonymous said...

I see Brown's 'Heroes' is now being remaindered for £2 at thebookpeople.co.uk, who are also remaindering Campbell on the Blair years

Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter who his lieutenants are, Bonnie Prince Gordie will have to face his Culloden before very long. Labour's army of councillors already lies in ruins, and can expect further casualties in a few weeks' time. Soon the ranks of his MPs will be decimated nationwide.

Whether or not he'll escape dressed as a woman is hard to say, because he won't be seen in public for at least a week afterwards.

W.W. said...

Indeed Brown and hif fuckwitts are heading for decimation at every election they face between now and opposition.

However the more desperate they get, the nastier, sneakier stunts they will try to pull.

Don't get me wrong they will fuck it up, but as the clock runs down, we will need the likes of Guido to watch the fuckers like a hawk.

Expect the unexpected.

W.W.

45govt said...

Dear Stanislav,
"That bloke Rusbridger, sour-faced misanthropic editor of the UKs once most fearlessly liberal 'paper deserves to have a toilet roll designed in his honour; his bitter, lying face on every sheet."

Let us go into business, this would be the Christmas present of all time; Bliar, Stalin, Prescunt, Blears, Harbint, Bollox (So What), the possibilities are endless!

STOP PRESS: Mrs 45 says it's been done, just shown me a roll of bumf with lipstick kisses -"Kiss My Arse". Kraut, too.

Still think a McBrooon roll would go down well - boom-boom, "X marks the Brown spot", "SkidmarksRUs", or "Had Enough of Him Shitting In Your Face?...".

Off to the calculator.

sitondafence said...

What about Brown Hankies? In the shape of a sandwich

Mr Angry said...

If Muir really wants to "do some good" at No 10 then I have some arsenic I could let him have. In his heart he know where it needs to go............

Cassandra said...

Stan and 45

Excellent idea in principle but nobody outside the central and north London postcodes would know who Rusbridger is, let alone recognise his face.
Also, to be a true reflection of the Guardian, the printers' ink on the bog roll would come off. It is bad enough having to wash your hands after reading the Guardian but having to use the bidet after every use of Rusbridger bogroll would be bound to affect its commercial viability.

stanislav said...

a GOOD FRIDAY MESSAGE FROM A RECENT VISITOR TO OUR SHORES

An extract from President McCain's prepared inauguration speech.


"Mah fellow Motherfuckers.

As you all know, I fought and died for this great country of ours many times over.

And I single-handedly beat that low-down, slope-eye chink, Ho Chi Minh, to a pulp, delivering this country it's great victory in Indo-China.

And I'll do the same in Eye-rack. You betcha. Just another fifty-six thousand dead'll do it. And then we can pull out victoriously. Clinging to overloaded helicopters. Shitting ourselves and betraying our allies.

And all them Palestinian goat-fucking sonsabitches. President John McCain will take 'em all on, one hand tied to his Zimmer frame. Give them ragheads a good kick in the butt, bit of napalm three times a day. Show 'em who's boss.

But as I stand before you today, a white, male heterosexual, neither a vengeful sperm-hating dyke, nor a hammy nigra, I swear before God-A-mighty what I won't do, mah fellow Murkins, is go over there again in Englandistan with them sick Limey cocksuckers. Not until Hell freezes over.

D'you know they got a foreigner in charge over there? A pansy ? Gets hisself elected in some other shithole gay banana republic - its called Snot-Land and it's kinda like an Indian reservation, full of wife-beating, workshy, drunken, trannyboy bums - and then comes swishing into England, stages a coup with the help of the cheesy, cocksucking pricks in the press and on the Government Radio and winds up ruling the roost. He'll rig the next election, you bet your sweet ass he will. Job for the UN is my guess. Regime change.

Got hisself a whole retinue of bumboys, dykes and non-gender-specific cocksuckers. Whole government is crawling with faghags, brown-hatters, drag queens, carpet munchers, drug addicts, thieves, extortionists, self-flagellating holy rollers, blackmailers, money-launderers, sex maniacs and paedophiliac sonsabitches.

None of them UK Democrats ever done a day's Goddamned work in their shabby, degenerate cocksucking lives. Never been in business, never been in the military. Worthless, idle, dope-smoking Maoist pricks, all of them.

The Goddamned shit-eating UK Senate is just the same, with seats for sale at half a million bucks upwards. Sodom and fucking Gomorrah, noble LordsanLadies, Sodom and fucking Gomorrah.

This sorry-assed, one-eyed fairy jerk is known as the great clunking fist. Now, any native New Yorker or San Franciscan will know just exactly what that means but for our friends, our fellow motherfuckers, out there in Christianity USA, what the London Government fags do is get drugged-up and shove their fists up each others' assholes. No, not their dicks, their clenched fists. No, READ MY LIPS, fists. I'm not shitting you. I seen pictures. Down at the FBI office. But then the Limey President, a Mr Nancy Brown, comes from a strange sect, its like a cross between Scientology, Mothercare and the farther end of the S & M spectrum. And shoving their fists up each other's assholes is kinda like an act of worship, something they do under what they call collective asshole responsibility. Every Thursday in the UK White House in Downing Street.

It was the last Limey cocksucker, that guy who was working for Haliburton USA, the one with the ugly, freeloading wife with a kisser like a black hole in space. Fuck me, mah fellow Motherfuckers, that's one ugly broad, that Mrs Blair. And bangs like a Kansas shithouse door in a gale, I unnerstand, do it with anybody - men, women, nigras, Costa Ricans, Indians, Australians and fucking senior citizen communist lawyers. No shit. Kids're all fucked-up, the one guy falling over drunk on his ass all the time and gotta be carried home by the London Law Enforcement. Whole stinking mess covered-up with D-notices. D notice is when the Limey press agrees to not embarrass the Limey government in exchange for seats in the Limey Senate.

Anyway, it was her old man, Miranda, who told the whole English nation that this new guy was a screaming fister. Couldna been no plainer for Chrissakes. And he oughta know, being one of the fairy asshole-kissing persuasion hisself, Lady Miranda of Lourdes, Baghdad and the Vatican. Nobody paid him no mind at the time. They do now. Especially since the whole fucking freedom-loving world seen this freak munching on his nose broccoli, right there in the UK Congress. What kind of a sick fuck does that? No. Honest. He did. Saw it with mah own eyes. And when he'd done, he wiped his fingers clean on his necktie. And he goes around having his picture taken with schoolkids. Man's a fucking train wreck.

But - mah fellow, stoopid, overweight, flag-waving, retarded, infantile, motherfucker imbeciles - as we say in the White House, bin there one time, bin there two times, mm mmm never goin' back again. i love you all. But not those fucking Limey creeps. Catch any of them over here interfering with the constitution and it'll be up against the wall, special relationship motherfuckers. God Bless America. "


Happy easter from stanislav

sitondafence said...

Nice one Stan,, it brought me a huge smile on this otherwise cold, wet and windy good Friday

seventies reject said...

'reading it in the Guardian is like seeing your old granny gang-fucked in a porn movie.'

Yes indeedy, spit roasted by the right dishonourable anal discharge for Stoke, Gary Elsby, and the right annoying twat for whatever, tory boys never grow up with toynbee dressed in lycra and high heels licking up the secretions.

It could be the super sized creme egg I have just ate but I feel very sick now.

45govt said...

cassandra - you mean to say you BUY the Guardian? Strewth.

The Krauts use a finer quality print than those cocksuckers at the Grauniad, who could too if they didn't waste so many forests on the non-jobs section.

Just seems to me that life wouldn't be complete without the opportunity to wipe one's ass on one of ZaNuLab's finest phizogs - hey how about a Shereee one with gob at full gape? Sure to be a hit in all the tourist souvenir shops in the smoke, and Woolworths.

45govt said...

Stan, so you mean to tell us that when people refer to Gay Gordon, it's nothing to do with him tripping the light fantastic?
And when they say he's snot-eating, it didn't mean he was dieting?
Well I'll be hornswoggled.


Thank you and happy Easter yourself Sir.

Anonymous said...

There's apoem on this site about the perils of snot-eating (second page). Hopefully the same thing will happen to Gordon...

http://jakethecake.wordpress.com/

robbie said...

Revolving doors BAA BA Nulabour
http://www.spinwatch.org/images/stories/easy%20access_aviation%20links.pdf

Tuscan Tony said...

"...its called Snot-Land and it's kinda like an Indian reservation"

Spot on! Do the US Red Indians have votes too, though?

Well done Stan, its tipping in Tuscany but Ah's a smilin'

Happey Easter to you and the other pipewrenchers

sitondafence said...

I think that we are missing the bigger picture here. The start of this present economic decline was when Thatcher began selling the public sector off; OK it raised billions into the government’s coffers, a few entrepreneurs made a few bob while the then opposition, Blair, Brown etc vehemently opposed the sell offs. Soon after there followed 10 years of Blairs malignant rule, who in a 180 degree policy turn was so in favour of selling every publically owned service that even the most sacred of our civic institutions were sold off, and not to the highest bidder but were let go at knock down prices to his cronies. So, who now owns these once publically owned utilities and businesses? Unfortunately and to our great cost they have in the main been swallowed up by foreign multinationals, which show scant regard for the relevant ombudsmen and continue to remorselessly hike prices, water and electricity being just two examples, proving that the theme of rip off Britain goes way beyond our high streets.

Valuable resources like Oil and Gas have been squandered for quick profit, again putting billions into government coffers but also giving the foreign multinationals zillions in profits. So now with the family jewels all sold off shouldn’t there be plenty for all of us? Well there would be except that this country has the biggest civil service and bureaucracy of any G7 nation and someone has to pay their five figure salaries and gold plated pensions. This coupled with disastrous spending on social welfare and IT programs, selling gold reserves on a low and buying dollars on a high then rescuing an ailing bank to the tune of 110 billion pounds, all means doom and gloom. However unlike the last doom and gloom that we experienced in the seventies, we are now a net importer of natural gas, and North Sea oil production, (which saved us in the seventies) has peaked and is currently in decline.

If you believe government statistics like inflation is at 2.5% and that UK employment is at an all time high you probably still believe in Father Christmas and the tooth fairy. The sad facts are that successive governments have taken the easy option and let corporate business dominate all aspects of our lives from a few supermarket chains that control our spending to a handful of banks that control our money and the same mind numbing rubbish in our media that all conspire to keep us proles from seeing what is really going on.

Sadly for our economy the multinationals that profit so handsomely at our expense bank in tax havens so there is little pay back to the UK economy from them and little loyalty either when it comes to Indian call centres and cheap labour in china. So for the poor working bloke all this means is more (stealth) taxes, higher fuel prices which will stoke inflation and ever worsening services as Whitehall throttles the life out of the country to preserve its own decadence.

Jehovah said...

'If you believe government statistics like inflation is at 2.5% and that UK employment is at an all time high you probably still believe in Father Christmas and the tooth fairy'

You mean there not real? You will be telling me the easter bunny wont be delivering my eggs next.

Anonymous said...

Rusbridger - give this girl a column.

KatieL

March 21, 2008 11:54 AM
"Why are people so dubious about independent statistics on lower crime rates, waiting lists etc? Why do people cite their 'own experience' against independent assessments based on adequate samples?"

This question is actually labour's problem. Their failure to understand it is what will likely lose them the next election and cast them into opposition for another decade.

Why are people dubious about the statistics?

Because they don't tally with their own experience.

The statistics say crime is falling and that education is better and that waiting lists are down. The government doesn't have any direct exposure to these things, so they run off the statistics. To the ministers, they might as well be true.

However the voters have a different experience. I too can quote these cases; we lived a quiet life until a few years ago and then we started having petty vandalism.. a neighbour mugged... an attempted rape only 200 yards from the front door... crime didn't go down, it went up.

The majority of people can quote these things.

That's why the votes are going. I know people who are waiting months for hospital treatment despite the fact that officially they aren't. People are worried about their kids schooling despite the fact that all schools are officially brilliant.

People will **ALWAYS** consider their own experience ahead of the statistics and they know that it's not just them, it's their friends and families and neighbours...

And nowadays people's experience differs sufficiently from the statistics that they simply don't believe any of them anymore.


The government keeps on claiming inflation is below 3%. No-one actually believes that -- because everyone can see their bills going up. No-one feels better off because no-one is getting the 10% payrises to match that 10% inflation.

It's so clearly a lie to so many people that the official statistics just don't matter anymore.

When the government then runs the country off the statistics -- tries to steer the economy like inflation is 2.5% or funds education and hospitals as if there haven't been immigrants flooding into a community increasing the population or taxes commuting by car because 99.9999% of public transport is clean and efficient, they demonstrate their disconnect with the population.

They're not running the actual Britain in which the rest of us live. They're running a fictional Britain of low inflation and well funded hospitals.

The scariest thing in the last couple of weeks has been Alistair Darling saying the economy is well prepared when, basically, everyone else in the country can see that it isn't. Because him saying that he thinks that it is means he can put up taxes and interest rates and all the things that he shouldn't do. It's like the driver of a car who will not believe that it's headed for a wall. He doesn't need to turn away -- in fact it's safe to go even faster!!

And it is that detachment, the divorcement from reality which is causing voters to depart the government in droves; they can see their leaders making the decisions that would be correct for that fictional Britain, not the one we have.

Everyone can see that; you don't have to be a macroeconomist to understand that your disposable income is falling, you can feel it in the supermarket. The government telling you that it isn't falling, it's rising simply isn't true when you have to buy the weekly food.

Labour's current support problems are exactly summed up by their failure to understand why the people just aren't acting as if their statements are true. The ignorant oiks just won't accept that their hospital wait couldn't possibly have been six months long and they've been told several times now!

The government thinks the problem is with the people and not the statistics. They seem to think that people are just bastards and just won't see the truth. And the people feel much the same way about the government.

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Anonymous said...

As far as I can see we are terminally fucked whatever happens in general elections. But if there is any hope, then what could amount to a counter-revolution must happen soonish.

For this to happen all lovers of liberty and freedom which are the vast majority, must unite. Whether this can be done during a Conservative government remains to be seen. However it is clear surly that it can not happen during a overtly Neo-Fascist New-Labour dictatorship.

Cameron if he does nothing else in his first 6 months must show his self proclaimed LIBERTARIAN credentials BIG TIME. Or the prospects of a real British or even European revolution will emerge as libertarians of the so called right and left rise up and say a collective for once "NO MORE."

In my experience Conservative governments do listen better, mainly because they have to.

There support is not ideologically based. It is based in popularism. Therefore a truly unpopular Conservative government can not govern effectively for long. Votes will defect to the likes of The Libertarian Party, UKIP even The BNP in their millions. Not back to any type of Labour Party. As they have betrayed every stated principle they never in reality had in the first place.

The BBC will finally become useful again, as the ONLY time the BBC pretends to be libertarian is when there is a Conservative government in power.

We should stop slagging off left wing libertarians for simply being stupid enough to believe that capitalism and the USA are in themselves are the only problems in the world.

Surly we should have all worked out by now that fascism along with its blood brother Marxism are the INVERSE of free market capitalism.

FMC is obviously the ONLY way to create real wealth and true individual freedom at the same time. The reason why it does nothing of the kind so often, is now I hope becoming clear to even those with university educations.

Our ruling class, who are fascists/Marxists from the top of their heads to the tips of their toes, continually conspire to not allow it to do so for long.

Free market capitalism, has been exploited to help finance and create Corporate capitalist Establishment dominated FASCISM. Many times in the past by the same people, and is now being used to create the same here. In the true traditions of classic establishment promoted Marxist masonic ideology.

This happen when socialism, despotism, and multi-national corporatism unite and conspire at the top levels of the establishment to destroy the freedoms and liberties of the great mass of the ordinary people.

They achieve this by whatever means the utter bastards can get away with. Including many the worlds establishment could not give a fuck about whether it gets away with or not. The Iraq war and ID cards being cases in point.

The vast majority of British people especially, born here or not, are not socialists, Fascists, Marxists, Racists, Islamists, Anti-semitists, Communists, PC-ists or even feminists. They are ordinary people who just want to do the best for themselves and their family, without the state constantly and consistently fucking their arse.

So the plan goes like this.

Elect a Conservative government, preferably when the wheels have fallen yet again off the economies wagon.

Wait 6 months to see the colour of DCs libertarian money. While remembering liberty and freedom costs less then nothing. In fact it saves billions and creates more wealth and human happiness on all levels, very quickly.

If none or little is forthcoming then hit the streets in numbers, whether the self proclaimed lefty standing next to you has rampant BO or not.

Go on a personal go slow. This will be easy as petrol will be costing more then vodka did 20 years ago, soon.

Buy and spend as little as possible. This will be easy as you will have little disposable wealth or credit left anyway.

Pay as little tax as possible, by doing so. In short Organize a tax strike among your friends. This will be easy also because you will not have any overtime or most likely a job anyway.

Dominate the internet on all fronts. Concentrating on the only things that really matter TO ALMOST EVERYONE, but our own establishment. Which is your own personal property rights, prosperity, liberties and freedoms. Stated again, just in case you already forgot.

Complain until you are blue in the mouth and do not stop making a massive noise, until even your Trades Union gets the message, and your MP has gone half insane or deaf.

Stop thinking in terms of left and right generally. The terms are meaningless now days, and you will only confuse the issue. Which is why our ruling class created and propagated their beloved, divide and rule, enslavement of the common man tactic, in the first place.

Do this or start praying for your salvation. It may be worth a crack.

Personally I think the Gods stopped giving a highly smelly fart about us, their forgettable and so forgotten cocked up experiment to create an intelligent monkey, many years ago. So praying all night and day is not going to change anything much.

Please remember also the following. The full weight of the establishment we be against us on every level of government the military, and the media. We are very many and they are still very few indeed. They can do bugger all without our money and hard work. This country can not and will not go to the wall,even though we might. This because, whether we know or understand the fact or not, this island is STILL the most powerful, richest, influential, and therefore vitally important nation in the known universe.

Atlas shrugged, yet again, but still the silly pile of crap, refused to move.

red despot spotter said...

mmm interesting post anon 6:42 i declare you a troll, you are trying to make revolution a tory manouver when in actual fact its a labour revolt.

as for mr arronavitch , unfortunately his vast intellect cough cough,is working very hard but as yet he feels unable to reliquish his nice lifestyle for the commrades revolutionary cause.


re gold sell off it now appears that the cash was used to fund the spresd of socialism by the investments that were made .

all ready for "switch over" which was to be aided by "capacity building" .

socilailism uses the resources of the state to fund its growth , it harnesses your rights for its growth .

edss "so what" response to camerons high taxes jibe should tell you just what sort of intellectuals have been telling us what to do .

take it from me nu labour are not surprised at the shit we are in , its all part of the plan to fuck the evil of capitalism .Its rather like being gang raped and then asked afterwards if you would consent .

Anonymous said...

Red Despot spotter

Interesting or not. It is a desperate shame you did not understand a word of it. It simply went sailing clear over your head.

I have been a conservative member and activist for 30 years. But have always been a LIBERTARIAN first, second and third.

Libertarianism is a way of thinking based in conservatism. If you did not know that simple fact of life, then I think you are not a spotter of despots, red or any other colour.

You are just an idiot.

red despot spotter said...

dear anon 12:09

well why dont you join the liberals then !!

or will that one be going over your head!!

stanislav said...

Mr Tuscan Tony.

Thank you. Force 10 here again in bonny Scotland, maybe 11, maybe hurricane but hey, Wendy the Loch Ness monster is rehabilitated so that's like a ray of sunshine all of its own. One of her campaign staff did the wrong shit, she said, not her, even though it wasn't really wrong shit anyway. A good job those people in the prosecutors' office were donors to her campaign, too, or there would have been a conflict of interest.

Scotland, as we say in the plumbing community, too big to be small, too small to be big; the widely despised, maladroit, worthless, dishonest, lying piece of shit, Wendy, it's most accurate, characteristic and telling political personification.

Alec Salmond, meanwhile, triple salaried and pensioned minority Lavender King, so pleased with himself that he bathes in his own piss, has vowed, for the next seven days, to Eat for Scotland - haggis, oats, rhubarb, haggis, chips 'n' Mars bar, turnips, shortcake, haggis, potatoes, caramel wafers and tinned custard - as part of a national promotion of Scotch haute coronary cuisine. Honest, not invent.

King Alec's subjects, fucked off with his daily, populist, horseshit proclamations of what next is to be free (if only the English will give Scotland ALL their money ) and of the daily dozen photos of Salmond shaking hands with some cunt or other and smirking like a nonce in a kindergarten hope fervently that the already porcine monarch explodes in a shower of tartan, lard and blood; self absorption mingling fatally with self-abuse.

Scotland, sickest, dirtiest, fattest, most addicted, murderous, sectarian, lawless, drunken, corrupt country in Europe. Aye, that'll be thanks to the politicians, then. Alexander or Salmond, not a Rizla paper between them, thieving, lying bastards both, one in a kilt, one in a trouser suit; both of them, despite their poxy airs and graces, funded entirely by the rest of us, whom they believe to be stupid, gullible, impotent, contemptible; both having far more in common with each other than with we, who pay them.

Homeward bound from Edinburgh one Thursday afternoon to Inverness, stanislav sat in the first-class buffet car of the Highland Chieftain in close proximity to a table full of braying MSPs returning home for the weekend. Although they would arrive home in Inverness at seven in the evening, plenty of time to eat at home, all ordered a full dinner - salmon, fillet steak, asparagus- with wines and brandies; the best of everything. SNP, Brownites, Tories or Toileteers, that's what they're like. That's what they do. Shit, first class, in our faces.


love from stanislav

Anonymous said...

Red despot spotter

Because the Liberals are not liberal, and certainly not libertarian.

Libertarianism is part of conservatism, and has been as long as I care to remember, and much longer.

Why do you think Guido bless him, still believes we would be better off under a Conservative government then a Lib/Dem or a Socialist one?

Even though he hates Tories almost as much.

The Liberal Party are an invention of The New World Order. This is why they have always been supporters of a one world government, along with its subcontractor the EU.

Why don't you find out what a libertarian is, before you make an even bigger fool of yourself?

Try reading or referencing something from the director of the Libertarian movement Dr Sean Gabb. He is anything but a Liberal or a socialist, I can assure you.

Anonymous said...

Atlas considered he is getting bored with all this heavy lifting. Sadly feeling it is often like trying to communicate as to the meaning of life, with ten year olds.

He often thinks its best he had just given up the massive effort, and had simply shrugged the ignorant pile of uneducated crap, straight down the nearest black hole, years ago.

BTW

RDS

I seriously do recommend you find out about libertarianism. It is not what the media and especially the BBC if they ever mention it at all, indicate it is. You will I hope quickly see that it is very much a conservative way of looking at things. It is indeed the intellectual foundation and justification of conservatism, and The Conservative Party.

However it would be a fine thing if Conservative MPs and PMs remembered the fact at least some of the time.

Atlas shrugged

mitch said...

I see the teachers want a 7% pay rise because they don't believe the inflation figure is true and that 2.75% figure means a pay cut.
Oh dear even teachers have figured it out.
They might even be worth it if the kids they teach could read and write properly.

Atlas shat said...

Atlas considered he is getting bored with all this heavy lifting. Sadly feeling it is often like trying to communicate as to the meaning of life, with ten year olds.

Pompous arsehole, and a fucking bore to boot. Go back to playing with your man sized lizards you loon.

Anonymous said...

As I look out of the window and see the snow falling, I decide that I have lost count of the number of plagues that we have had to suffer since Mr Bean grabbed power to himself.

Any suggestion as to the number please?

Anonymous said...

Off Topic, but relevant to Brown.

We read that a couple of RC Cardinals are demanding that Gordo has a free vote on this embryo bill.

What is the control freak to do - loose three cabinet ministers over a matter of personal concience (and since Bean has made a 'thing' of concience - son of the Manse etc - he can hardly deny its existence) - or is Broon to give way and see this rather unpleasant Bill given the ditching it deserves?

Not much chance of Broon giving way though - just consider the support given to Oxford University and its new laboratory for experimenting on primates.

W.W. said...

I like many people have described Brown as a Jonah, I now realise this to be unfair.

Firstly correct me if I'm wrong, but Jonah did eventually get out of the Whale.
Secondly he didn't take the whole ship in there with him.

Once again the English language has yet to invent words to adequately sum up Gordon Brown.

I believe in a thousnad years or so, people will call those of an unlucky disposition a Gordon.

When he dies they will say 'We will never see the like of him again'

At which point the whole country will be heard shouting 'thank fuck for that!'

W.W.

mitch said...

When gordo finally dies we will have to have a state funeral his coffin can be paraded through the land so everyone can cheer and spit on it.

Anonymous said...

Atlas shat

What lizards would they be may I ask?

What has lizards got to do with anything?

I am Atlas do not confuse myself with an ex BBC employee, they would never let someone like me anywhere near the place.

However you ignore all that Icke says at your own peril not mine. He is not a lier, and has done the research, although he does get a bit carried away sometimes, I grant you.

The CFR, The Tri Lateral Commission, The Bilderburgers, ect ect exist for a reason. They are not figments of David Ickes imagination, or the countless other people that have documented their secret agendas over many years.

The PEOPLE that run finance and control these organizations do run this world of ours, whether the worlds media they are answerable too tells you so or not. (Smell the roses for gods sake, the evidence is all around you.)

If they do not run the world then what is the purpose of them, and why do they meet in secret and their contents of discussion also as much as possible secret from the public?

If you can answer those questions to anyones satisfaction. Which of course you can't, then I would sleep better at night and David Icke would not be able to pay his mortgage.

As it is he is making fortunes telling people things, no one in the media will dare tell anyone. Which makes David Icke a national hero in my eyes.

Which is the last thing I thought I would ever say about someone that worked for the BBC apart from George Orwell.

seventies reject said...

w.w:

'Once again the English language has yet to invent words to adequately sum up Gordon Brown'

But surely obese, snot gobling, fucking thick scotch robbing bent cunt will suffice till they are invented!

nwo said...

To Continue on where Atlas shrugged left off. Watch the clip and decide for yourself.

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=1070329053600562261&q=endgame&total=2272&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

stanislav, a young polish plumber said...

For those weatherbound or poverty stricken, over at the Times online there is a good laugh to be had.

It's not St Matthew and his dreary, recycled, twee aphorisms, What The Country Should Do Now; How To Restore Faith In A Gang Of Thieving Degenerates, An Insider's View; What David Cameron Must Do Now, What David Cameron Must Not Do Now; What I Would Do Now If I Was In Parliament; I Have Democracy's Foreskin In My Teeth And I'm Not Letting Go and so on. It's much better than that.

Under the heading of Life After Shit-eating, or some such, former Toileteers' front bench home office spokesperson, Mr Mark Faecesman Oaten, has a whole column praise-singing himself and his disgusting hypocrisy. He and his wife are very happy, he goes down the football, it's hard work that made him a hypocrite, he says, dismissing the rent boy as "the rent boy" in true Toileteers' full-blown, liberal compassionate mode, not another person, exploited by himself, just "the rent boy."

Best laugh, though, is that the horrid little cunt claims that in the whole disgusting business only two people have said anything nasty about him. This makes three, then, Sweetie.


Another breast-beater in the same feature is Dolly Draper, one-time confidante-bumboy to The Project's Sewerarchy - Mandelstein, Nancy, Miranda, Geoffrey Gigolo and Ali depressed about my sexuality Campbell; didn't quite have the stomach for two volumes of Parliamentary Cocksuckers' Confessions, maybe another order-orderite can precis Dolly's spin.

These Murdoch tabloids, what are they like, eh ?

mitch said...

Can I make it 4 then cos mark oaten let a rent boy shit on him and then paid him for it.This maybe considered a pastime in libdem circles but the rest of us think he is one sick puppy and needs putting down.Could anyone who ain't a libdem shake his hand? eat food he prepared? let him touch your child? I think not.Like snotty brown there ain't enough soap in the world to wash those hands clean.

bogeyman said...

Now here's the mother of all scandals. The Daily Mirror filled its font page with the story AND put a video on its website. Brace yourselves...

David Cameron jumps red light on his bike

Yes, Flashman was followed by Mirror paps who noted FOUR moving traffic offences. What they don't tell you is they've been tailing the bloke for days and all they could get was four manoeuvres frowned upon by the Highway Code. Apparently these are perfectly acceptable some other European countries and are approved by cycling lobby groups in circumstances where they can get a cyclist out of trouble, like being mown down by a Kendy bus.

The vid is highly recommended because you'll see the Mirror huntsmen chastising Dave for going the wrong side of a bollard - then taking exactly the same line themselves in a CAR, a much more dangerous action. Hypocritical wankers.

The Mirror used to be a serious paper. I wouldn't wipe my neighbour's dog's arse on it.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/03/21/video-watch-tory-leader-david-cameron-flouting-laws-of-the-road-89520-20357854/

mitch said...

"The Mirror used to be a serious paper. I wouldn't wipe my neighbour's dog's arse on it."

Which planet have you been living on?
the mirror is as shit today as it was years ago fit only to line parrot cages and cat litter trays.
Any enterprise that will employ toilets maguire cant be serious about anything.

malty said...

How dare you insult the porridgescoffing politicos we have herded south for your delectation.
If you could see what we up here have held on to, your gratification would know no bounds.
My own favourite is a god knows what it is or god knows what it represents thing labelled Grahame who has an obsession for umbrellas and state control of the media.
If you St George flag waving rosbeefs don`t show some respect for your saltire flashing fellow citizens then, by jings, we will start sending down the creme de la creme of our political interelectrical megastars

Anonymous said...

I have just had the misfortune of seeing andrew lloyd webber audition for the new nancy. have i missed something or is brown about to be replaced via a TV phone in show?

David Milliband.....you could be nancy

Anonymous said...

Just another turd joins the 'West-Loathian' question. (Spelling intended)

Anonymous said...

anon @ 6:42:
"Pay as little tax as possible, by doing so. In short Organize a tax strike among your friends"

A tax strike right now would be an even better idea. We should be using less fuel, brewing more of our own booze and generally taking every measure we can to reduce the taxes we pay.

If in doubt, raise taxes... that's Brown's answer to everything. Now is not the time for tax rises yet this inept government raised them again in the budget. They've gotten the economy into a frightful mess and are desperate for the money. We should all do our bit to frustrate them, perhaps then they might learn that cutting waste is more important.

Anonymous said...

Why is Guido your hero.

He is a lying CUNT, bit like most Tories.

Is he a true Englishman standing up against New Labour, who you believe has changed Britain for the worse. He regularly goads Brown because of his Scottish roots, and also sees himself as a defender of the UK tax payer.

FACT

Guido isn’t English or even British.

Gudio doesn’t pay his taxes to the UK treasury.

Guido does make lots of FOI enquires, which as a foreigner he isn’t entailed to do so.

Guido’s FOI enquires cost the UK Tax payer many thousands of pounds.

Guido tows the Tory line of anti immigration.

Guido hates the EU and the Euro


*** Your hero ***

Guido is an Irish Citizen living in Ireland.

Guido pays his tax to the Irish Taishoch ( Bad Spelling )

Guido slags off Brown because he is a Celt – Guido is a Celt

Guido makes his living in the UK as a Migrant

Guido lives in a country that voted over 90% in favour of the Euro

Guidos country economy is sustained by EU money

Gudio has in the past, on this blogg, said that the country he lives in has a better standard of living. Does that make him a EU EURO supporter.

The Number One Tory Blogger, Who You All Love, Is Having A Laugh At Your Expense.

What a hero, the Tory Right Need More Lying Heros Like Guido. Oh Yes You Already Have One The Daily Express !!!!!!!!!!

bogeyman said...

"the mirror is as shit today as it was years ago fit only to line parrot cages and cat litter trays"

No Mitch, my cat has taste. I was talking about 25-plus years ago, when the Mirror was an example of fine journalism. Can you imagine them filling the front page with "Harold Wilson caught riding bike wrong side of bollard" (not that the flabby old sod ever rode a bike)?

Unfortunately it is as much a reflection on the Mirror as on its readers, the brain-dead products of the socialist system it has supported all those years (who include Anon 8:29)

thick as thieves said...

anonspastic 8.29,
let's talk about liars, shall we?
gordon brown has an even worse character than a pathological liar. for pathological liars are weak, damaged people who cannot help but lie. whereas gordon finely tweaks and tunes the design of his lies for his own advantage. not his party's or his country's interest, merely his own.
what a fucking cunt.
you've been rumbled gordon.
now you're going to fucking get it.

silas said...

Anon @8.29

Guido is Irish then? That's your entire argument? Brilliant.

Here's something else for you to consider. I am a British citizen & I don't pay tax to the UK Government, or anyone else for that matter.

I believe that the UK has been fucked over for the past 20 years and I further believe that the UK can only recover from its current position (of being bent over a table by the EU) by revolution.

Stop paying your taxes - all of them. Spoil your ballot in local elections. Refuse to accept biometric ID.

Oh, and just so you know, the plural of hero is heroes, not "heros" you fucktard

45govt said...

Anon @ 8.29 - and toe the line does not mean tow it as in pull it, you cunt.

You tell us Guido makes lots of FOI enquiries that he is not entitled to? Fuck off you haemorrhoid, freedom is just that -anyone can ask -twat.

Why aren't you down the pub cashing your benefits cheque, or frying that Mars Bar - piss off.

seventies reject said...

anon 8:29:

He is my hero because I get to call faceless, spineless, fucking pig ignorant idiots like you an arsehole!
I also get to call you a retarded cunt and not have my comment deleted!
Now kindly disappear back to whatever shithole you are from you brainless twat.

bogeyman said...

8:29 is the embodiment of the new breed of left-wing arseholes. Shoot the messenger, ignore the message.

Keep a special eye out for attacks on Boris Johnson. I have yet to see any well-founded criticism of BoJo that isn't based on his background (a superb education) or his sense of humour. These idiots think their pathetic digs are enough to divert our attention from Leninslime and the deep ocean of shit in which he floats, a stinking cesspit of his own making.

red despot spotter said...

re anon 2:32 and later
i can see where your comming from on the Libertarian front which may be different to the liberal front .

guido gets 40000 hits a week so we like being school children and putting rocking horse and gay snot gobbler in the place of more intellectual debate.

also important scandal gets released on here.

you see what still makes me think you are exhibiting troll behavoir is why are you trying to convince me , if your a party member you should write to D cameron , putting it on here wont get the top brass response you want , which.

many of us on here know just how corrupt and devious nu labour are , some of us have good contacts , so basically anything that isnt to do with zombie killing gets a bit of brusk treatment , like mr elsby of stoke does.so sorry mr anon but despite your claims this site may give you indegestion , suggest mrs dales diary , besides which its cameron that has to buy into it not us lot.

i mean we now have kens dodgey donations scam on going , if cameron wants to go libertarian i can see the appeal , but lets get the zombies dealt with first.

found an interesting one on an NGO that is near a pure media operation for nu labour (paid for by us )

hope arse space works gordon !! bit more garlick for you yet to come i think.

M person of no fixed political abode said...

David Icke. Lovely chap. Though he is barking mad.

I knew him before he started his purple people eater pyjama games. Even then he had mad, staring eyes. The same type of eyes I saw in a friend who was proud to tell everyone that he was a "paranoid schizophrenic with psychotic tendencies."

M person of no fixed political abode said...

Brilliant!

We now have Labour Party supporters using "Strength Through Racism!"

If you attack Guido merely because he is Irish, then that is racism.

You idiot.

Shotgun said...

nonymous said...

Why is Guido your hero.

He is a lying CUNT, bit like most Tories.

Is he a true Englishman standing up against New Labour, who you believe has changed Britain for the worse. He regularly goads Brown becaus...bla bla bla...


Only a Labour cock sucking snot gobbler could be a real racist cunt like you. Would you say the same if Guido was any other race? If his skin was a different colour?

Racist socialist cunt, like most of them, whch is why they hate the right; to hide their own bigotry.

mitch said...

Hey trolls !!The first signs of serious concern about Brown’s leadership are also emerging within the cabinet, following opinion polls suggesting Labour could be heading for defeat at the next general election. Some disgruntled back-bench MPs, fearful of losing their seats, are beginning to speculate about the leadership, with one suggesting Brown should be asked to retire on “medical grounds”. Another described the prime minister as an “albatross in a tartan waistcoat”.

see we told you he is sick in the head and jockish..what a freak!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Guido,
Cameron - what a snob! see below

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/sunday/2008/03/23/tory-leader-david-cameron-at-centre-of-a-political-storm-98487-20360074/

caveat emptor said...

Here's a tip for Guido's readers:

The credit ratings agency, Moody's, have just downgraded Bradford and Bingley to "C". In plainspeak that means "junk" status. A clear sign there's big trouble ahead for the bank.

Next Northern Rock? I wouldn't be happy to have my savings in B&B and if you think they're save up to £35k then think again. Do you really expect this government to compensate savers to the tune of billions?

"The Sunday Times
March 23, 2008

Iain Dey

THE buy-to-let mortgage specialist Bradford & Bingley has had a key credit-rating cut by Moody’s, amid a sharp jump in the number of customers falling behind with repayments.

B&B’s “bank financial strength rating” (BFSR) has been cut by the agency from C+ to C, with warnings of further downgrades to come....."

bogeyman said...

Re Troll 9:32

The Mirror gets more risible by the day. Their muck-raking efforts now include the shocking revelation that Cameron "is descended from King William IV, making him a distant relative of the Queen".

Can it get any worse? Yes. "His wife's stepfather is Viscount Astor and she is a direct descendant of Nell Gywn, mistress to Charles II".

I am shaken to the core. Quite clearly the man is totally unsuited for government.

Troll, you must work harder.

Cassandra said...

but bogeyman...
that means that both Dave and Samantha are descended from single mothers - a major qualification for a career in 21st century politics.

Shotgun said...

Hey trolls !!The first signs of serious concern about Brown’s leadership are also emerging within the cabinet, following opinion polls suggesting Labour could be heading for defeat at the next general election.

And who would they replace him with?

Milliband...LOL!

Balls? ROFL!!

Bradshaw? ROFLMAO!!!

Darling or any one of the other no fuicking hopers? ROFLMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately for Labour there is no fucker, and fortunately for everyone else.

The bright young things and cabinet of all the talents is a bad joke, and Labour are set to be in the wilderness for many years to come, and there is even talk of it being that bad they could be the third party of Government as the LibDums are now talking to unions to negotiate funding.

The media has played up Labour for a decade and even they are now resigned to them being booted out at the next election; it is not whether they will in or not, but by how many seats will they lose.

Even the Mirror has to resort to following Cameron around looking for a story, and the trolls here have to resort to looking back to Charles II to try and make an issue of Camerons background.

You really are fucked, and you know it.

Cassandra said...

sorry - just realised that it is Samantha Cameron's stepfather who is descended from a single mum not Samantha herself so Dave is the only one to score points in the New Labour value system.

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