Guido is on the Beach
Have however just noticed that the readers of ConservativeHome.com have voted their favourite use of new media to be Guido's 2007 video of Gordon Picking and Eating His Nose Bogies.
It is gratifying to see how successful that video has been - it is probably the most successful British political YouTube video of all time (there are about 4 different versions of it doing the rounds, including a viral one formatted for mobile phones). To put it in perspective, that one YouTube video has been seen more than all of the Downing Street YouTube channel's output combined.
Guido would like to remind you how Paxman and Michael White et al sneered about it. Who had the better judgement about what people really wanted to know about Gordon? They wanted to know for themselves - did he really pick his nose? In the end even BBC News reported it, though they described it as "alleged evidence on the internet". The video has also been seen around the world on various conventional TV broadcast news shows. Canal Plus in France has a late night equivalent to Newsnight, where the prettier female equivalent to Paxman was in fits of laughter that the English would make someone like Gordon, who would do that in public, Prime Minister. Hundreds of thousands of people have watched it. Why is it so popular? Because we like to laugh at our rulers, that is a very healthy thing - unlike eating your bogies...
It is gratifying to see how successful that video has been - it is probably the most successful British political YouTube video of all time (there are about 4 different versions of it doing the rounds, including a viral one formatted for mobile phones). To put it in perspective, that one YouTube video has been seen more than all of the Downing Street YouTube channel's output combined.
Guido would like to remind you how Paxman and Michael White et al sneered about it. Who had the better judgement about what people really wanted to know about Gordon? They wanted to know for themselves - did he really pick his nose? In the end even BBC News reported it, though they described it as "alleged evidence on the internet". The video has also been seen around the world on various conventional TV broadcast news shows. Canal Plus in France has a late night equivalent to Newsnight, where the prettier female equivalent to Paxman was in fits of laughter that the English would make someone like Gordon, who would do that in public, Prime Minister. Hundreds of thousands of people have watched it. Why is it so popular? Because we like to laugh at our rulers, that is a very healthy thing - unlike eating your bogies...
It remains Guido's favourite single production. So, just for all the fans, one more time:
91 comments:
Just in time to put me off my breakfast...
Hmmm. Thanks Guido!
A flu pandemic NOT TERROR is our biggest threat, says Brown
Then perhaps it is time Sarah packed him off in the mornings with a clean hanky in his pocket.
Come on guys, this shows his dedication to recycling! Forget your carbon footprint, recycling your bogies makes sense!!!
Actually, there's a school of thought which suggests that eating your bogies is quite good for your immune system. Apparently pathogens get trapped in your nasal mucus and get the crap beaten out of them by the antibodies that are already there; then by consuming these weakened/dead germs you're effectively inoculating yourself.
Of course, there's a difference between doing it in the bog when no-one's looking and doing it the most-photographed place in the country whilst on national TV....
So zastrozzi, are you saying Gordon was giving a public demonstration on how to inoculate yourself in the event of a flu pandemic?
Zastrozzi said:
'Actually, there's a school of thought which suggests that eating your bogies is quite good for your immune system.'
He must be the healthiest prime minister ever then from the amount of snot he consumes. He just looks an overweight, baggy eyed, jowely turkey kneck bastard!
This would have more mileage if we were to believe that you would do the exact same thing if a Tory leader were caught doing this sort of thing.
Your pretence to be against all the politicians is laughable. I am off to the 'Lords of the Blog' for some more intellectual stimulation.
Guido
Lets hope that Greenpeace isnt in Nam , otherwise there is a good chance that some well meaning folk in anoraks will try and return you to the sea.
Another tip
そこに彼女は吹く
Is Japanese for "there she blows"
If you hear that, its time to get out of the water unless you fancy being sushi.
Gordo eating his bogies??
So what???
(Sorry- couldn't resist it)
Actually, there's a school of thought which suggests that eating your bogies is quite good for your immune system. Apparently pathogens get trapped in your nasal mucus and get the crap beaten out of them by the antibodies that are already there; then by consuming these weakened/dead germs you're effectively inoculating yourself.
Like eating small amounts of earth - also reckoned to be good for the immune system
leave the garden alone dear!
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I wonder if he blows his nose with 'is hands?
I see McCain is to met up with Brown
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7305731.stm
Let's hope he has his usual Jonah effect on McCain, as that man scares the fuck out of me.
Bogeyman sings:
I was happy in my schemes at the Treasury,
But picking nose I'm miserable now.
I was looking for top job, and then I found top job,
And picking nose I'm miserable now.
To my wife
Why do I give valuable time
When I'm bent and living a risible lie?
An economy in decline will bring me down
And picking nose I'm miserable now...
From Wikipedia. In April this trial will take our minds off the economic collapse and Broon's nasal and other orifices.
Main article: 2007 Royal blackmail plot
In October 2007, Viscount ****** was the victim of an alleged blackmail attempt.[3][4] Ian Strachan and Sean McGuigan were charged with demanding money with menaces after they attempted to extort £50,000 to prevent release of a video that they made of an aide claiming that he had had oral sex with a member of the Royal family and a male Member of Parliament. The aide is also allegedly seen on a video tape taking cocaine from an envelope embossed with his employer's name. The scam was exposed when a detective, posing as a royal aide, met the two men in a London hotel on 11 September.[5] They pleaded not guilty at the pre-trial hearing on 20 December 2007; the trial is timetabled to begin on 14 April 2008. [6]
Another triuph for Mrs Balls?
Consumer group Which? criticises home packs
By Harry Wallop
Last Updated: 2:48am GMT 20/03/2008
Home Information Packs are misleading, expensive and do nothing to improve the process of buying a home, according to a report by the consumer group Which?.
The findings provided more evidence for critics who say that the packs introduced by the Government have proved an unnecessary cost to house sellers just when the property market is slowing.
Since Dec 14, every person selling their home has had to order a pack before they put their property on the market.
A pack contains a home's title deeds, local searches and an energy performance certificate rating the property's energy efficiency on an A to G scale.
The packs were designed to speed up house buying based on the theory that by forcing the seller, rather than the buyer, to compile key documents before the house hit the market, it would stop lengthy delays.
The Which? report found that the packs contained incorrect or misleading information; buyers often could not get hold of a pack; the quoted price for a HIP ranged from £234 to £529
Grant Shapps, the shadow housing minister, said: "The report demonstrates what we have suspected for some time.
"It is a cumbersome, bureaucratic approach to solving the problem. And it doesn't solve the problem. It is a barrier to the whole house buying process. The sooner HIPs are scrapped, the better."
Two weeks ago, Government research showed that home buyers either ignored or mistrusted the documents.
Around 80 per cent of buyers were found not to have asked for a pack before making an offer for a property. Nearly 60 per cent disagreed with the statement that "having the HIP speeded up the buying process".
Hometrack, the research agency which monitors house sales, says that the average time to sell a house climbed to a record high in recent months.
It now takes an average 8.5 weeks between putting a property on the market and receiving an offer, suggesting any benefits from the HIP scheme are failing to offset the difficult housing market.
Estate agents have reported that buyers are taking little interest in the packs. Steward Lilly, the president of the National Association of Estate Agents, said: "Over 90 per cent of buyers do not bother to look at a HIP. There are estate agents around the country whose offices are full of packs gathering dust. There is no need for these things."
Of the 23 estate agents that Which? researchers asked, only 11 had properties with HIP reports but the researchers were only given two packs. "This is a small sample but if it is representative of the whole market it is very worrying," said Mark McLaren, principal public affairs officer at Which?
Case study: The £300 HIP that hid the truth
Martin and Susan Gander paid £300 for a Home Information Pack on their four-bedroom home in Barnes, south-west London.
An inspector visited their £895,000 property last August and spent three-and-a-half hours assessing the home before giving them a detailed report.
The couple were given a low energy efficiency level of E, where A is the highest, despite the fact that they had good insulation in their roof and their windows are double-glazed.
They believe that the company which carried out the assessment, Simply HIP, had underestimated their energy rating.
Mr Gander, 52, an IT industry analyst, said: "We told him that when we had the loft converted we also had the roof insulated but his report said there was no roof insulation.
"He also said the house was 'partially double-glazed'. Partial can mean anything in fact, most of our windows are double-glazed but he didn't count them.
"I don't think any buyer will care much one way or the other. I know if I really liked a house with a low rating I'd buy it anyway."
Tom Horrocks, spokesman for Simply HIP, said it would be inappropriate to comment on the criticism.
He said: "There is a robust consumer redress framework for the protection of anyone relying on the energy performance certificate."
• Sophie Borland
Laughter - the Best Medicine and the Greatest Weapon.
These people are Laughable, in every sense.
If you didn't laugh you'd be in tears.
Andrew Jug Ears has won best tv presenter at the RTS last night
Do you think Gordon had a finger in it ?
HH
Picking one's nose in public is a sign of Courage.
"...that the English would make a someone like Gordon, who would do that in public, Prime Minister."
They didn't though, did they? Who actually chose to vote for the grey and sweaty rhino-raking flake as PM? No one.
it is probably the most successful British political YouTube video of all time
Good work Guido, but it doesn't come close to the views and coverage of the ch-ch-changes video I posted on webcameron.info in 2006. That was hosted on sites around the world, and various webmasters reported back 100's of thousands of visits.
That was reported across the whole world from the Washington Post, Sydney Morning Herald etc.
Of course all credit is due to Mr Ianucci for such a brilliant video.
I wonder why ConHome didn't shortlist it...
Media sites brags about coverage of webcameron spoof
Russian press on the video
Real shame about Bloomberg dropping you but keeping Iain Dale and the other blogs! You're either in front of Guido or behind!
I see Broon is to meet up with the Dalai Lama, even after Slimyband said Gordon wouldn't meet him - so I suppose there goes any chance of Tibet ever seeing independence again.
That's a true classic!
Makes me laugh when Labour resorts to a nasty bit of class warfare and calls Cameron a toff.
But then by Gordons bogey-eating standards I guess most of us are toffs eh?
Anonymous arsewit 08:46 - if a Tory leader went spelunking for nose oysters in front of the cameras, we would never hear the end of it from the BBC as you well know.
Chad,
Not in all fairness quite the same is it?
Bloomberg is a bit of a tragedy isn't it? Still if you pay peanuts...
Nice one, Sophie Borland 9.54.
If you want another glimpse of the insane way this government wastes our money on pointless projects, feast your eyes on
http://www.communities.gov.uk/documents/communities/pdf/727993
This 28-page marathon, which must have involved dozens of tax-sucking grajooits, is another of Hazel Blears' "radical, ground-breaking schemes" that will achieve fuck all. Or will it? Perhaps I do her an injustice...
Under the NEP, regional empowerment consortia are working with Regional Improvement and Efficiency Partnerships, and GOs in each region taking forward the NEP programme. We will set up a series of participatory budgeting "regional learning sets", and we are exploring how this could work alongside and through the NEP's regional consortia (made up of third sector groups working with communities and local authorities to help improve and facilitate empowerment).
Is Millipede lowering his voice for extra authority, `a la Thatch? It sounded like it on the World at One.
"... Picking and Eating his Nose Bogies".
Is there any other sort? (I suppose some Lib Dems might be into arse 'bogies' ...)
Gordon Brown was very hungry, but due to his economic policies, food inflation was starting to run out of control, so desperate times call for desperate measures, and the bogey man out's himself.
Guido, if it's China Beach then say hello to the pineapple sellers for me. I love that place.
A veritable classic!!
I see Jonah Brown has 'come out' for Ken according to the evening standard!
Anonymous said..."I am off to the 'Lords of the Blog' for some more intellectual stimulation"
Bye.
Give me Guido 'Lord of the bogie' anyday.
You want fat cats? Check out Peter Hendy, head of Transport for London, who picks up £320,000 a year - double the Snotgobbler's salary - for getting the buses to run on time. Surprise, surprise, he's also a buddy of Leninslime.
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard-mayor/article-23458906-details/Mayor%27s+bus+boss+and+%27nail+Boris%27+emails/article.do
Is the world ending this weekend? The supermarket is heaving with people scowling and filling up on anything they can get their hands on. They aren't smiling as if they expect a festival of renewal - they look like they are laying in for a siege.
The weather is miserable and the TV news is rubbing its paws in anticipation of gridlock this afternoon, predicting 16m cars all trying to get to the DIY shed for some charcoal briquettes at the same time. Anybody who can has already left for somewhere warmer - much like the landlord of this pub - and the council tax bills came last week.
The trollies heaving with jumbo packs of budget toilet paper are optimistic signs in a way; people obviously mean to survive but are scaling back on the glitter. Jumbo blocks of chocolate are much better value than easter eggs which are all cardboard and plastic. Spam, eggs, (tinned tuna for the vegetarians - that's right innit?) - a couple of crates of beer - should see us through to next Tuesday for the resumption of whatever counts as normal service.
Newsrooms grow nervous; there is only so many times you can run the footage of podgy housewives dressed as bunnies, singeing their bunny ears whilst cooking outdoor pancakes and going hypothermic whilst supervising toddlers' easter egg hunts. There's having fun regardless of the weather, and being a complete lunatic and putting extra strain on the emergency services. The ambulance comes for mum, the fire engine comes to put out next door's garage which has caught fire due to a barbeque accident when the charcoal catches the gazebo alight, then the wind gets under the awning and blows the lot in to the cherry tree and rosa rugosa ornamental hedging. Mr Next Door's homebrew and illegal still blows up when the garage burns. The police eventually turn up to cordon off the road to ask whether Al Quaida has anything to do with this, or is the devastation all our own work? The Neighbourhood Unit Terrorism Antis (NUTAs) arrive drink the last of the beer as a precaution.
None of this is strictly speaking, the PM's fault, but so what? Last summer the weather was awful, but it was Tony's weather. What we want to know is: what are YOU going to do about it, Gordon, eh? Eh?
So what would you do while listening to Tony B'Liar in full rant
Woman On A Raft, are you Marcus Brigstocke in drag or what? I really think you ought to be on The Now Show.
9:40am. Loved the Morissey take-off... inspired.
Anon (and understandably so) 8.46: "This would have more mileage if we were to believe that you would do the exact same thing if a Tory leader were caught doing this sort of thing."
What a stupid comment! Disgusting is disgusting, whatever it votes for.
PH-WOAR, nice.
Woman On A Raft, are you Marcus Brigstocke in drag or what? I really think you ought to be on The Now Show.
Anonymong 15:28, you're being unfair. Woman on a Raft's stream of consciousness rant was amusing. Brigstocke and co manifestly aren't.
Codger McCain at Downing St: "Just like to thank all those dead and wounded and melted British GIs for helping me get the nomination."
Nancy Brown: "Nae bother, Mr Preident, it's what they're for. Now, d'ye fancy a photo in a school playground.?"
If Gordo had fingernails just imagine............
Codger McCain to David Cameron: "You, too, Mr Blair, you voted for British GIs to go and fight these redskin varmits with their bare hands, didn't you. Only good injun's a dead injun. Isn't that Tory party policy? Sure as hell is mine"
David Cameron "Yes, sir, Mr President, I vow to thee my country, Home of the brave, Rally round the flag y'all. D'you wanna have your picture taken with my family? Works fucking wonders."
Anon 15:28 Why, thank you. I should be on the Now Show, but I'm not. Go figure. The PM really should be on the Now Show - he's the one wittering implausibly about bird flu and neighbourhood watches against it.
So has he got any plans for dealing with the sodding birds? If so, could he start round here because despite the howling gale there is a flock of shitting, copulating pigeons clinging on to each others backs on my fence making a mess of my woodwork. (Have they got genetically modified velcro genitals or something? Wiki doesn't say).
GB is as impotent as next door's cat to do anything about it; they both have that malevolent one-eyed look and scratch about in the dirt, as if that is going to make any difference. At least next door's cat has the decency to piss off when I go out with a broom; the pigeons push their luck and ignore me. Take note: catskin is perfectly wearable fur, if a little sneezy, and the pigeons are edible as the fat brutes have been living high off the bird table kindly supplied by my fond and foolish neighbours.
The cat, the pigeons, GB and any politicians with a tendency to red eyes and randiness had better watch their step. (Have they got genetically modified velcro genitals or something? Wiki doesn't say). What we need is thick rubber gloves, an enormous bin liner and a pressure hose. Anyone who thinks that might be fun has never seen one of those dire make-over programmes where they come in remove anything which clutters up the space in less than four hours. The HoC would look tidier and much more spacious with fewer perches - sorry, benches.
stanislav,
I don't think the photo thing is going to work for mccain. I mean, have you seen the ugly cunt's funky jaw and don't forget he is about four foot tall.
and he has red flaky skin.
and he is a mad bomber.
yours etc
On Brown and all his 'security' moves:
Quote from President Roosevelt "The only thing to fear is fear itself". So exactly why is Brown trying to get us all in a tizzy? So we don't notice the gap between his claims on the economy and the real thing?
Woman on Raft - thanks so much...made my day! We've been moaning for years at how the hordes descend on the local Co op, cheapo warehouse (not here thank god), to empty the shelves of everything to ensure they can belch and fart their way though Good Friday.
Then they wake up on Saturday and realise that the shops are open, so they devastate the aisles of plenty yet again. But they'll go late in the afternoon, as the kit will be cheaper then as even sell-by dates have some meaning.
There must be a futures market in briquettes musn't there...
Bogeyman
BendyHendy also lives in Bath and commutes by train as far as I remember. Wonder how that fits in with the honourable mayor's new found green/emissions-conscious agenda.
Codger McCain to the leader of the LibDem Toilets party; "You, Mr Whoosit, I unnerstand you didn't vote for the the british GIs to drive the Apaches back to the reservation. You a yellow belly?"
Cleggie: "No SirreeBob, Mr President, we sure as Hell didn't vote for no war but as we always say in my party, we are where we are, so lets go kick some ass. Do you wanna have your picture taken with Lembit Opek and Brian Eno, Mr President?"
Codger McCain; "Are they niggers ? Sound like niggers to me. Lembit Opek ? What kind of a name is that ? Is he in the government? No. No kidding, he's your Armageddon spokesman. Asteroids and meteorites doomwatch co-ordinator ?? And this old bloke, Eno, he's your Youth Ambassador. How many seats did you say you had in the UK Congress ? Shit! that many?"
I wonder if snotty knows about the video or does no one dare tell him.will the lama shake his hand would you?.
What a nauseating freak he is good job he will be gone soon.
Brown won't be around for ever. He probably won't be PM this time next year, he's not a well person.
Anon 5.29 - I'm sure he would approve since the Bendy One goes by rail. Hundred wheels good, four wheels bad... er, that is until you look into it.
Encouraging travellers to switch from cars and airlines to inter-city trains brings no benefits for the environment, new research has concluded.
Challenging assumptions about railways' green superiority, the study finds that the weight and fuel requirements of trains have increased to the point where rail could become the least energy-efficient form of transport.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2004/06/21/ncar21.xml&sSheet=/news/2004/06/21/ixnewstop.html
Couple this with a theory that the Toyota Prius, the environmentalist's dildo, has worse cradle-to-grave energy consumption than the average motor, and you begin to see what ignorant, posturing, hypocritical wankers these eco-nuts are.
Oh, and that Mars is warming at the same rate as Earth (due, of course, to Martian BMWs and their infernal light bulbs).
I think may be all that fluoride they have been putting in the water must be having an affect.
Otherwise how can one explain the apparent fascination with a devoutly ugly criminally minded, New World Order, fascist psychopath, eating his bogie's be more interesting then looking at Jordan's tits. Or in fact any tits?
I for one have no interest in Gordon Brown's truly horrendous, sadly public, personal habits. I still have not watched the video and if I can help it, never will.
Sometimes I think there is something seriously dis-functional about the internet generation. When I was young sex drugs and rock and roll was a young mans pastime.
Now days, child sex abuse, buggery, and a psycho's bogie's, are the flavor of the our time.
I vote for more grown up big tits and shapely FEMALE arse and less bum bandit psycho bogie's. What says the rest of you?
Atlas shrugged
Did you know that Paul Evans is referring to you in the New Statesman today as "Guido Fawkes, a former wunderkind of the Asian markets....?
No comment on the War in today`s Herald but apropos Broon -
" The English now wonder why they have a Scottish Prime Minister they never elected who represents a party who his own countrymen have now abandoned."
Time for both countries to get off their knees.
I vote for more grown up big tits and shapely FEMALE arse and less bum bandit psycho bogie's. What says the rest of you?
Atlas shrugged
I'm with Atlas, more tits on guido. Osama already requested more tits on guido.
Gordon Brown is an increasingly sick man so his largactil dose was upped today. You won't hear about it on the BBC.
Conway off the hook.
Silence from Tory HQ
Tory Councillors in Slough fiddling elections
Silence form Tory HQ.
Oh and silence from Tory Bloggers
Head in the sand anyome !!!
Anon 7:58
Give us a chance.
IMO and most here I suspect.
It would be a fine day indeed if Conway was looking at 5 years hard stir, preceded by a week long public flogging.
Would you like to explain what productive work you do for your public sector rip-off wages. Likely no more then Conway's son was doing I bet. Which is FUCK ALL.
At least the cat is NOW out of the bag.
For weeks Tory bloggers have been waxing lyrically about Obama, and denouncing Hilary at every opportunity. ( Scared that Hilary might win )
But funnily enough Tory Bloggers have been silent over Republican and 70 year plus McCain.
But today finally put that to bed with McCain Visit to Tory HQ. Watching Dave and Gideon sucking MCCain cock was truly nauseating, poodles you might say.
When the world has finally realised that a Neo Con in the white house is a disaster Gideon and Dave were on their knees bowing McCain… At last confirmation that the Tories back the US NeoCons. Something they have been reluctant to admit.
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Conway off the hook.
Codger McCain said: "In the States we have a way of dealing with crooks like Mr Conway of the UK Republican Party. It's called the Presidential pardon. It means that you can take some criminal motherfucker, like the dude, Conway, stick him on trial, give him a hundred years hard time, in there with the niggers, Judge calls him a sack a shit and then the President lets him off and he gets his own TV show. That way everybody's happy. The crook doesn't go to jail and more importantly he doesn't spill the beans on what he knows about the rest of us. Whassat ? The CPS already do that anyway ? Right, you got it covered. Ain't in nobody's interest to have legislators clogging up the jails. Need every goddamn inch for benefit cheats and single mothers. Shit like that. Losers. Right, Gordon?"
"Right, Mr President. In the house of commons we are all innocent."
financial meltdown in the banks a possibility. bernake and bush in the states trying to calm things down.
where is gordon? has he gone into his hidey hole yet again, nibbling on his crutucles, whilst munching on succulent nasal excretions?
John Trenchard said...
financial meltdown in the banks a possibility. bernake and bush in the states trying to calm things down.
What are you on about.
The banks are the reponsibility of the BoE since power was devolved to them in 1997. errrrrrrr a policy to which the Tories finally agreed was correct.
In fact it has now become apparent that most of the problems with the stock exchange recently has been due to fat cat tory voting cunts on the Stock Exchange floor being on the fiddle.
Britain - the vote-rigging capital of the Western World
How the world increasingly sees us – as a banana republic!
London Evening Standard.
“Postal voting is so open to fraud that international observers who monitor suspicious elections in Eastern Europe have called on the Government to take urgent action.
Officials from the Warsaw-based Office for Democratic Institutions and Human Rights said they had “serious concerns” that the upcoming local and mayoral elections would be tainted by ballot-rigging.“
“The watchdog’s intervention puts pressure on ministers to reform postal voting” – this being, of course, the very same postal voting that has served the Labour Party so well in recent years – so don’t hold your breath!
Woman On A Raft,
Truly excellent analysis of an modern English Easter (oops, "pagan ritual adopted to a Christian agenda in a non-offensive manner to Muslims").
Thank you for a rare burst of halogen illumination in Gordon Brown's lacklustre world of torpid apathy and convenient apologism.
"Postal voting is so open to fraud that international observers who monitor suspicious elections in Eastern Europe have called on the Government to take urgent action." - 10.00pm.
Which is why there's always the possibility of Leninslime winning London with 120% of the votes.
Britain - the vote-rigging capital of the Western World
How the world increasingly sees us – as a banana republic!
THE EVENING STANDARD ON THEIR HIGH HORSE. HOW SICKENING.
Voting fraud has only been persued in the past few years. Which explains Thatchers wins... recount
Oh…another story missing from all Tory Blogs
The Daily Tory Express being exposed as total gutless fuckwit lying bastards.
Oh yes… all the Tory bloggs also seemed to have missed the Greens backing Ken
Errrrr SO WHAT, another famous but false headline in the Tory Express.
Dale
Guido
Political Betting
Et al
All with their head in the sands
I am so looking forward to the US presidential election. Cambo and Gideon out campaigning for Bush’s clone.
I see a troll has put to cyberspace.
Mcain to brown Godam commies i hate them dont you?
brown: we shall have the discussions at the appropiate time
Mcain to cameron Godam commies i hate them dont you?
cameron: you want to try asking them six questions a week at PMQs then see how much hate is possible.
so brown backs ken , the greens have just bought there titanic ticket with ken , to the bottom of the political wilderness.
for the purposes of silencing the one solitary troll , Conway was the most flagrant abuser , i have no sympathy. and mr khan postal vote rig was a little bit more sophisticated than the nu labour birmingham one , and he is quite rightly gone to court and i doubt will be seen of again in the conservatives or his brother hopefully.
But let us return to nu labour , has mr abrahmas had his money back yet ??, has ms harmen had her commission enquiry yet??, has peter hain cleared his name , oh yes he was going to do that wasnt he??
so basically dear troll your just using our clear out , to mask your great leaders stinking corrupt shit tip of a party . and lets not forget the kinnochios winter palce expense trip for the family.
apparently premier wen is not happy with mr brown , and his post office rebellion yesterday which one conservative described as "astonishing" just goes to show that if you corrupt and lie , even your own kind can want redress.
I cant shed a tear , should have given us that vote on the referendum he had enough warning , only a nutter would do somthing as stupid as that. right now he has to decide if he has the courage to let the people decide , he has just about lost the public mandate .
has guido had a singapore sling yet !! or three
Why is Guido your hero.
Is he a true Englishman standing up against New Labour, who you believe has changed Britain for the worse. He regularly goads Brown because of his Scottish roots, and also sees himself as a defender of the UK tax payer.
FACT
Guido isn’t English or even British.
Gudio doesn’t pay his taxes to the UK treasury.
Guido does make lots of FOI enquires, which as a foreigner he isn’t entailed to do so.
Guido’s FOI enquires cost the UK Tax payer many thousands of pounds.
Guido tows the Tory line of anti immigration.
Guido hates the EU and the Euro
*** Your hero ***
Guido is an Irish Citizen living in Ireland.
Guido pays his tax to the Irish Taishoch ( Bad Spelling )
Guido slags off Brown because he is a Celt – Guido is a Celt
Guido makes his living in the UK as a Migrant
Guido lives in a country that voted over 90% in favour of the Euro
Guidos country economy is sustained by EU money
Gudio has in the past, on this blogg, said that the country he lives in has a better standard of living. Does that make him a EU EURO supporter.
The Number One Tory Blogger, Who You All Love, Is Having A Laugh At Your Expense.
What a hero, the Tory Right Need More Lying Heros Like Guido. Oh Yes You Already Have One The Daily Express !!!!!!!!!!
Malicious Tory party supporters working in the civil service, routinely leak memos and government policy,
Malicious Tory party supporters working in the NHS, routinely leak individual cases to the Tory Party.
Malicious Tory party supporters working in PFI project, Schools or prisons routinely leak information to the Tory party to further their cause.
Question
Whistle blowers or machiavellian opposition
bogeyman
Now come on,that is plainly impossible, but I do take your point.
We should however watch the turnout figures especially in ethnic regions. Because if you ask, like I do, many ethnic minorities who they vote for they do almost to a person say they do not vote for any party. I have only met a few that even know where the polling booth is, even less who have ever seen a postal ballot form.
If it was up to me I would advise the Conservative Party to get busy corrupting the postal ballot system as much and as often as possible, as well. So that even the BBC starts paying attention to the vastness of the scam. As the Conservative Party have little to lose and much to gain, if the highly fucked up system is stopped in its tracks. Same goes for the MPs expenses nonsense as well.
However it seems they have already thought of the ideas.
So red despot spotter
How is McCains Cock.
You Gonna suck it
A candidate for Kirklees Metropolitan Council Local elections has filed an application for an injunction to prevent the Local Authority from issuing Postal Votes in the May 1st 2008 Local elections.
The Court has scheduled a "Directions on Application for Injunction" hearing to be held at Bradford Combined Court on March 28th at 10.00am.
The injunction which is being brought under the Human Rights Act 1998: Right to Free and Fair Elections, was filed on the 18th March, later the same day the Election Commissioner Judge Richard Mawrey QC sitting in London upon finding a Conservative Councillor guilty of Postal Vote fraud said that postal voting on demand was “lethal to the democratic process”.
The candidate Alan Girvan said "Whether you vote Labour, Lib-Dem, Conservative or BNP, or if you decide not to vote at all you should have the right to know your vote is your own private affair, I would rather have legitimate votes and lose than win by theft, fraud or deception.
"When the spending limits for a local election is £600 plus 5p for every local government elector it hardly seems fair that you may have to find an additional £3000 just to challenge fraudulent behaviour, in effect paying to apply the law " he added.
“We don’t enjoy the luxury of corporate or Union donors to bankroll this action, but when politicians make and break promises like they have with the EU Treaty and MP's just go on gorging at the public’s expense someone has to take a stand, and hopefully this may be the first small step in getting people to start standing up to and saying "enough. Councillor Auty and Councillor Exley have given me great support, if it ends up being just us fighting this then so be it”.
www.news-365.com
Anon 11:10
If it was up to me I would advise the Conservative Party to get busy corrupting the postal ballot system as much and as often as possible, as well. So that even the BBC starts paying attention to the vastness of the scam. As the Conservative Party have little to lose and much to gain
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I wouldnt be so confident... If I were you. Birmingham was decribed as a banana Republic...
Guess who runs Brum
Yes you got it a Tory.
Why did he eat his bogies ? Well you have to agree, they taste better than ear wax.
Well done on this scoop, Guido.
mary jane rotten-crotch said...
Why did he eat his bogies ? Well you have to agree, they taste better than ear wax.
Well done on this scoop, Guido.
11:21 PM, March 20, 2008
YES ...TORY STUDENT POLICTICS STIKES AGAIN...YAWN
"Guido tows the Tory line of anti immigration." - Anonymous troll.
You do not "tow the line", dear chap, you TOE the line
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toe_the_line
Oh, and on your point about the Greens backing Ken, who cares? They are all losers. To develop the theme further would use up electricity - and you wouldn't like that, would you?
"The banks are the reponsibility of the BoE since power was devolved to them in 1997. errrrrrrr a policy to which the Tories finally agreed was correct."
no they arent. nobody knows who controls them, thanks to Brownstuff setting up the FSA.
"In fact it has now become apparent that most of the problems with the stock exchange recently has been due to fat cat tory voting cunts on the Stock Exchange floor being on the fiddle."
again. wrong. 11 years in power and you have no grasp of economics.
the problems lies at the door of Gordon Brown, who ALLOWED easy credit - much as Alan Greenspan did in the U.S.
sorry matey. nice try. go back and wave your anti-war socialist placards or something.
jeez. there are a load of socialist wankers on here.
The best kind of postal fraud is to register your under-18 kids as voters (don't put in their birthdays!), don't cross off the former owners of your home when the annual form comes round in October, and add a couple of 'cousins'.
The local Electoral Registration Officers don't have the time or staff to check Voting Registration Forms, and you'll only get noticed if a particularly bright canvasser checks on you and reports you.
This couldn't happen before 1997, by and large, because applying for a postal vote was quite a time-consuming process.
Bliar was warned about corruption when he changed the system, but what did he care?
That video of Snotgobbler making a feast of his big green gilberts is going to give me nightmares. Thanks Guido.
dear anon 11:10
am i going to suck mcains cock then:
having never sucked anyones cock either real or strap on i cant say although i do have the luxury of being able to suck my own if need be and i cant bend my back either !!
i havent made up my mind on mcain but he seems more straight talking than clinton or obama so that has to be a plus,
and whilst merv may well be sympathasing with the very serious matter of the problems of gordons ecnomic polycies , never foregt that gordon has invented ecnomic growth as including growth based on debt and not trade.
greenspan did kind of invent the trick in growth times , but to do it on our island economy was a big mistake the problems of which were pointed out to gordon early on.
you have to ask the question what was gordons plan to repay the debt off , any attempt to redress the balance of payments ???.
oh well in that case you must assume he was thinking "so what" , all gordon has done is off set a rcession with personal borrowing and cheap imports and sold off the nations treasure to hide the ecnomic lie.
when the historians look into it i dont think he will come off well , wheres the wealth ??? if you think paper money means anything look at zimbabeway . our ecnonomy now is the direct result of 10 years of gordons policy. what sort of person does not ensure you have a reserve for when things dont work out, unless of course so were planning a very different form of government when a bust came!!
Guido didn't look like his photo last time i saw him on newsnight!
He was a fucking big bloater and he had the cheek to call gay gordon for showing a 10 year old photo a while back.
John Trenchard
Oh he did more then that.
He constantly claimed that there would be no more boom and bust. While taking all the political credit for an economic boom that only existed because he built the economy up with rampant illegal government sanctioned immigration and government non jobs.
While basking in the short lived inflation controlling paradise of cheaper and cheaper Chinese and Far Eastern imports.
Based entirely on slave wages, child labour, massive City of London ESTABLISHMENT investment.
Also in many cases truly horrendous pollution and premature death creating working conditions. Helped along by completely unsustainable currency differentials. With the consequential destruction of our own British manufacturing base.
Which now means that when the poor Chinese eventually get the piss with working like dying dogs for 20$ per week while being constantly kicked up the backside by the boss for not being so keen on him shagging his wife and ten year old daughter before his none existent lunch break.
Inflation will go though the roof and we will be able to do perfectly nothing but pay up and shut up.
In short the most evil policies imaginable, by someone that got where he is now by claiming to care about ordinary people.
What really gets my goat is that people that claim to do also, inside his own party, have not yet tried to assassinated the cunt.
Never mind come on here and try to justify there own governments policies. Then my god, they actually sleep at nights, knowing full well they voted 3 times running for these murderers, knowing that what I have just stated is 100% true.
The only thing socialists love is buggery and power. Ordinary people have as much value to these psychopathic creatures of the terminally brainwashed as plastic bin liners.
Sorry, more like used plastic bin liners.
Atlas shrugged
Anonymous (well you would be wouldn't you?) at 11.23 says:-
"YES ...TORY STUDENT POLICTICS STIKES AGAIN...YAWN"
Fuk me, uve gayv yaselve away their Dwine - we can sea dat uve 'ad de bennyfit of de edukayshun sistim , innit. Thas showin thoas tawry tofs wot swott an day kin stufit up they rrs.
Patterns emerge. You can tell when the Labour lot have just come out of the local (just the half of shandy mind you, they're not all able to drink like John Prescott) and are ready to launch their somewhat pathetic broadsides at Guido. Anon 11:23, 10:53 and 10:57 are particlurly fine examples of "the pubs are shut, I'm pissed and I'm bored - what can I do to amuse myself".
Take a leaf out of your hero's book you boring little creatures - sit in a corner and pick your noses instead.
ah bless! the trolls are out, day off and you still work how sad.
Let me explain It wont matter what you or snotty does you will lose the next election a "tipping point" has been passed and its game over.Cure cancer,shoot T blair even silence cherie it wont matter you will lose and there is nothing you can do to stop it.gordon just annoys people he looks and sounds weired and every time he appears on tv you lose another Mp at the election.
Newsnight was a joke last night they all went on Easter break and left poor Emily ....
Think Newsnight will be axed soon surely put it out to graze
The Paxman's pant story lost it all it's street cred
Yours was a great video all the same Guido, and topped off an excellent year of knocking those Labour bastards.
I think we all know we need to get rid of them now, but I hope you ensure the pressure remains on Cameron to ensure the worst excesses of the ubers and the lies about bringing real change (supports state funding etc) do not rear their ugly head again.
Enjoy the beach. Pissing down even in sw France...
Are you seriously proud of this 'scoop'? I thought Paxman & White sneered at your claim that 1st: Levy was on trial. 2nd: Levy would be put on trial!!!
But pat on the back for the nose-picking video!! Its quality not quantity after all!
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