GB: "Who thought it would be a good idea for me to be surrounded by athletic young men? Fuck off, where's that Sarkozy bird gone? She's a little stunner. I'm going to wait till her husband's with Her Maj. and then I'm going to..."
"Coming out together ...cheek by cheek" by Gordo and the Botty Boys.
Heaven... I'm in heaven, And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. And I seem to find the happiness I seek, When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
Heaven... I'm in heaven, And the cares that hung around me through the week, Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak, When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
Oh, I love to climb a mountain, And to reach the highest peak. But it doesn't thrill me half as much As coming out together cheek to cheek.
Oh, I love to go out fishing In a river or a creek. But I don't enjoy it half as much As coming out together cheek to cheek.
Dance with me! I want my arms about you. The charms about you Will carry me through to...
Heaven... I'm in heaven, And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. And I seem to find the happiness I seek, When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
'oh fuck, I read Guido, I know the sexual preferences of this snot gobbler behind me. I'm in fear here, not of my life but having too knit myself a new arsehole after its been ravaged my this cunt!
10 Downing Street strongly denies allegations that the Prime Minister was photoshopped into a group photo after getting lost and missing the original photo session.
o/t but.. I think it's time for the NIXON solution.
The French seem to have a President who wants to reform working practices, curb the excessive power of the Unions, join Nato , lower taxes, update old and pointless laws, lower inheritance tax, make workers work longer hours, freer markets, less regulation, reduce saints days and public holidays, decrease State involvement in all aspects of the nation, reform the courts and tackle immigration. He also has a knockout celebrity wife.
The French people want none of those things.
They like gold plated pensions, early retirement, heavily unionised industries,State run sectors, no foreign capital , protectionism, massive socialist state controls on every aspect of life.Balloning government departments, increasing the number of jobs in the public sector.Huge farming subsidies paid for by the EUSSR, membership of which is considered sacred in France.
And arrogance.. They LOVE being arrogant, just love it .. NON.
They don't like the USA, want to stay out of Nato, jump at anything to do with Europe, Delight in making laws in Brussells and wish to bask in former glorious times.
They have a history of dour, humourless,controlling unattractive Presidents. Their media hates and detests celebrities while ours can't get enough of them.
I think that the Nixon that went to China was not the same one who came back.
If we swapped our freakish Socialist couple for theirs, everyone would be a lot happier, including Mr Bean and Mr Sarkozy.
Guido, you know that pass the sick bag snap of Gordo with closed eyes,and pursed lips, (eurgggg) getting ready to land on La Brundi? Now THAT would be a really exciting caption contest. I bet the boys would really excell themselves.
Being amongst such strapping young lads reminds me of that night with Mandy in the 'Black Stallion'. Cock to the left of us. Cock to the right of us. We didn't know where to put our mouths!
That's it, there's nothing more they can do. We're fucked. Just had a letter from my bank (Nat. West.)saying my variable mortgage rate has been increased. Others will follow suit. This against a backdrop of falling interest rates. I know why it has happened and I know why we have got into this fucking mess. The only silver lining is that the cunt who got us here will now certainly pay the electoral price. I live in a marginal in the South East. If they knew how I now feel about the Labour party it would send shivers up the spines of marginal Labour MPs. Time to look for another job boys.
Despite not having been up and down the pitch for the past 90 minutes, Gordon found himself perspiring as freely as the firm young boys surrounding him.
Merci pour all le carpet rouge five-star treatment. Carla loved it grand-time. Especialement le historique four-poster bed at le chateau, it was so huge! Ve did le sexy buziness tout la nuit long and never en same position twice. Ha! Reminds moi de votre floating stance on EC! Maybez un jour you drifts right off and neverz be seez againz vous dozy rosbif bastards!! Ha!! Ha!! Je suis so shaggee et un petit peut sore, mais c'est un prix neglige! Et ca remindez me de Carla's nightie! So bijoux!! hardly point for herz to wear itz, vraiment!!! J'aspire que le damage au bed iz pas de trop catastophique!! Non de anxieties tho bro!! I have numero good chippy polish i think you sayingz!
(Zut alorz so bloody difficile findingz temps for workingz what wiz tout ze continuellement rabidz bonkings of Carla zeez jourz...en fait, je not can even rememberz what waz it that que mon job waz!!! Ha!! Ha!!)
Oh oui!!! Le match waz un spectacle marvelloos! Merci merci!! Et so sportiv de vous for lettings us etre victoires!! that garcon dans photo snap...iz it that he does impression de turkey??? Alors ca coincidence ca!!! Je hears ze rumeur that BAA Terminal designe sur grand turkey-bird alsoz!!!!
Multi merci pour so funny time en votre manor!!
May yourz carrire sproutz en direction of desires!!
Oh fucking hell, please allah have fucking mercy on me, is that his hand down the back of my kecks fingering my arse, SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
Daniel said... You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics.
Show a bit of fucking patriotism.
That a new sport then, bxosing? I presume you mean boxing. Anyway, Gordon is not being very supportive of the British boxing team. He will have battered them all round the ring at least twice by now.
IMO Poor delusional and rapidly losing it, Gordon Brown, has not looked so young, happy and contented since the time he pulled all the legs off his first spider.
If there is anyone out there that still cares for our 'great leaders' well being?
May I suggest, that you persuade your friend to do this sort of thing more often?
If you don't care anymore. Please get the cunt 'heart attacked' ASAP, and help put him and us out of our misery.
Nothing was said as the semi-autistic fuckwit was to busy trying not to unleash the megawatt smile on the poor bastards. He is incapable of conversation with strangers.
This is the British Mens Boxing team Apologies, daniel 7:55. Caption should read:
Gordon Brown claims to love anything British in futile bid to save his worthless neck, having fucked The Union to death for the last ten years and left the corpse for Alex Salmond to piss on.
The lads are saying: Are you sure this is Carla Bruni? She looks different in the photos.
Sent in by co-conspirator, Dominic Fisher
159 comments:
I expect to see this featured in the Viz comic "Up the Arse" column in due course.
Brown ecstatic with the formation of Downing Street's own boy band.
GB: "Who thought it would be a good idea for me to be surrounded by athletic young men? Fuck off, where's that Sarkozy bird gone? She's a little stunner. I'm going to wait till her husband's with Her Maj. and then I'm going to..."
Oh. No, he didn't, did he?
That photo has just caused gales of laughter in this office.
Hang on, these aren't The Backdoor Boys.
"Coming out together ...cheek by cheek" by Gordo and the Botty Boys.
Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And the cares that hung around me through the week,
Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak,
When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
Oh, I love to climb a mountain,
And to reach the highest peak.
But it doesn't thrill me half as much
As coming out together cheek to cheek.
Oh, I love to go out fishing
In a river or a creek.
But I don't enjoy it half as much
As coming out together cheek to cheek.
Dance with me! I want my arms about you.
The charms about you
Will carry me through to...
Heaven... I'm in heaven,
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak.
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we're coming out together cheek to cheek.
The one in front is thinking
'oh fuck, I read Guido, I know the sexual preferences of this snot gobbler behind me. I'm in fear here, not of my life but having too knit myself a new arsehole after its been ravaged my this cunt!
"I am a great admirer of Linlithgow Boys Club"
Young Man in front:
"Prime Minister, please take your finger out of my bum."
Prime Minister:
"That snot my finger....."
Is Gordon saying to an off camera Sarko, "Thanks for bringing some cheap fags!"
Brown: "I love your white shell suits. I'm very fond of Le Coc Sportif myself."
PM schmoozes British 2012 Olympic stabbing team hopefuls
Do you think we have a chance of becoming Jonatahan Ross's new house band?
enee, meanee, minee mo which one of you lot is the first too blow?
Hands up who wants to be Chancellor?
"PM Rewards Youth for Excellent Camel-Face Impersonation"
Artwork for new sight-impared children's book.
Where's Gordy?
There he is. As usual.
10 Downing Street strongly denies allegations that the Prime Minister was photoshopped into a group photo after getting lost and missing the original photo session.
Gordon Brown Unveils His Latest Cabinet Reshuffle
The guy in front is saying: "His clunking fist may be big, but I feel a bit disappointed by the rest of him."
"Meet my government of all the talent!"
"Come with me in my tent and see my clunking fist!"
gordon mixes up the and to, when discussing his liking for Pet Shop Boys.
And all I gave Sarkozy was a model of a London bus and an £20 Ann Summers voucher for his missus!
Gordo: "You thought that meeting me was bad hey? Look, Mark Oaten has just walked in!"
Ed T
Roasted Golden Brown
" No, I can't quite feel anything"
"so which one of you boys wants to be my new Director of Political Strategy?"
Brown: I did not get lost at the place, I just had a very private meeting with some fine young men I had to attend.
GB "And with all of the handkerchiefs I've saved I made these tops"
Snotty:
Four white, two black, Now thats what I call diversity in the shagging deaprtment. Now who the fuck his first for my big clucking fist!!!
One on the left holding his bollocks:
I'm a non entity, get me the fuck out of here!
"Be Adventurous - Add Some Variety to Your Daisy Chain: Go Laterally as Well as Aft-&-Fore"
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me...
*the old ones are the best*
"I say, have any of you chaps seen Her Majesty and that Sarkozy chap? I appear to be a little lost..."
DK
You look like a nice wee boy. Care to shet awn ma face?
1. I said 'get me Balls, boy' not 'get me ball boys'.
2. Would you like to see my COBRA?
3. While you're down there...
4. Do you come as a team?
Brace yourself lads, it's coming in dry!
Gordon to boy on far right: "God, do you know you have the most beautiful eyes"
"Is it in yet?"
or
Brown on visit to Jersey care home
or
"Later we'll have a go on the rocking horse..."
The 'Blazin' Squad' reunion wasn't the massive success it could have been...
Now do any of you lads offer hardsports as well?
These captions are motivated by "an intense animosity towards me"
Lost on most of you, thankfully...
And it's a lame tackle from Brown.
Looks like Gay Gordon quite likes being Lucky Pierre. The lad on the left does look a wee bit apprehensive, perhaps he forgot the margerine?
take look at Dizzy..
http://bp3.blogger.com/_ZI9ZC-oL5KQ/R-zUXpNnETI/AAAAAAAACPc/22SQVYSqh-
o/t but..
I think it's time for the NIXON solution.
The French seem to have a President who wants to
reform working practices, curb the excessive power of
the Unions, join Nato , lower taxes, update old and
pointless laws, lower inheritance tax, make workers
work longer hours, freer markets, less regulation,
reduce saints days and public holidays, decrease State
involvement in all aspects of the nation, reform the
courts and tackle immigration. He also has a knockout
celebrity wife.
The French people want none of those things.
They like gold plated pensions, early retirement,
heavily unionised industries,State run sectors, no
foreign capital , protectionism, massive socialist
state controls on every aspect of life.Balloning
government departments, increasing the number of jobs
in the public sector.Huge farming subsidies paid for
by the EUSSR, membership of which is considered sacred
in France.
And arrogance..
They LOVE being arrogant, just love it .. NON.
They don't like the USA, want to stay out of Nato,
jump at anything to do with Europe, Delight in making
laws in Brussells and wish to bask in former glorious
times.
They have a history of dour, humourless,controlling
unattractive Presidents.
Their media hates and detests celebrities while ours
can't get enough of them.
I think that the Nixon that went to China was not the
same one who came back.
If we swapped our freakish Socialist couple for
theirs, everyone would be a lot happier, including Mr
Bean and Mr Sarkozy.
Ryan (the lad in front of Brown) audaciously took the stakes in the 'Who'll do a shit in Number 10 challenge' up a notch!
Guido, you know that pass the sick bag snap of Gordo with closed eyes,and pursed lips, (eurgggg) getting ready to land on La Brundi? Now THAT would be a really exciting caption contest. I bet the boys would really excell themselves.
Brown's boys replace Blair's Babes at number 10. PM said to be ecstatic and keen to get down to work with his new team.
Gordo muses does he have enough KY or will he have to send Sarah shopping.
An eyewatering image... esp for the one in the front.
What a tit Praguetory is.
The puir wee blackboy didnee understand when he heard that Gordon wanted to "Enter the England youth team"
I see inflation is rampant, Mr. Brown.
no comment
Where's Wally?
The Bridgend football team started feeling very nervous...
GB "People say I totally fuck everything I touch. Now let's put that to the test!"
I hope you're gentler than Guido.
GB "Who's next, this one's split"
This photograph simply does not need a caption.
Brown: "Ed, I seem to have my cock stuck in this boy."
Ed Balls: "So what?"
Bogeyman (like bairn in sweetie-shop): "I'll have him... him... him... and that chocolate one for dessert."
Are they young offenders? The malevolence, stupidity and border-line psychopathy reek out at you. The young offenders are pretty bad too.
JR said...
I hope you're gentler than Guido.
The gay troll is on again!
JR said...
I hope you're gentler than Guido.
Gordon, gentle? He will have drilled them a new arsehole each by now!
GB "I must get a jacket like these for Sarah for when she meets Nicolas and Carla"
Broon shows them the true meaning of "Bend it like Beckham"
GB "Now I know you have all been bad boys, but I'm going to give you all a penal discharge"
Boys "Hurrah!! Yoiks, Crikey!"
Alistair Darling is misunderstood about the recent budget when hearing that Gordon didn't want a cheap pack of fags.
... And I said to them, there's so many back passages to get lost in at number 10.
GB "You'll have to excuse me boys, but I've come over a little queer"
Boy in front "I'm not that short and actually I'm rather butch!"
Brown: 'Oh, oh, oh, all this meat and no veg'...
Dominic Fisher, you are a god for sharing that with us.
For fucks sake Gordon, just come out. Could your life be any less happy if you did?
The Gay Gordons prepare to take on the William Hague All Stars in this weeks Dancing On Ice Gay Special.
Most pundits feel that both sides might cancel each other out.
A couple more oars-men and he could cox them in the Boat Race.
The Blazin' Squad reunion was doomed from the start...
and another chavalanche
The men in white coats have come for Gordon.
Being amongst such strapping young lads reminds me of that night with Mandy in the 'Black Stallion'. Cock to the left of us. Cock to the right of us. We didn't know where to put our mouths!
The away team come to congratulate Gordie for scoring so many own goals.
What do you call a Dundonian in a white tracksuit?
The bride
Brown's Bevin Boys. Thinks bubble: "Mine, all mine!"
That's it, there's nothing more they can do. We're fucked. Just had a letter from my bank (Nat. West.)saying my variable mortgage rate has been increased. Others will follow suit. This against a backdrop of falling interest rates. I know why it has happened and I know why we have got into this fucking mess. The only silver lining is that the cunt who got us here will now certainly pay the electoral price. I live in a marginal in the South East. If they knew how I now feel about the Labour party it would send shivers up the spines of marginal Labour MPs. Time to look for another job boys.
Gordon's new weapon of mass destruction:
The cluster bum!
On his visit to the sweet factory Gordon made a bee-line for the fudge-packing department.
Despite not having been up and down the pitch for the past 90 minutes, Gordon found himself perspiring as freely as the firm young boys surrounding him.
It was like a dream-visit to Thorntons; the sweetest plain, milk and white chocolate surrounded him.
He started to feel dizzy and sway, until the two lads objected with a kick to Gordon's scrotum.
Have-a go hero of colour shits on Gordon's shoes.
Come on now, Gordon's little acorn just hasn't got the reach.
Hi Monsieur Gordoon!
Merci pour all le carpet rouge five-star treatment. Carla loved it grand-time. Especialement le historique four-poster bed at le chateau, it was so huge! Ve did le sexy buziness tout la nuit long and never en same position twice. Ha! Reminds moi de votre floating stance on EC! Maybez un jour you drifts right off and neverz be seez againz vous dozy rosbif bastards!! Ha!! Ha!! Je suis so shaggee et un petit peut sore, mais c'est un prix neglige! Et ca remindez me de Carla's nightie! So bijoux!! hardly point for herz to wear itz, vraiment!!! J'aspire que le damage au bed iz pas de trop catastophique!! Non de anxieties tho bro!! I have numero good chippy polish i think you sayingz!
(Zut alorz so bloody difficile findingz temps for workingz what wiz tout ze continuellement rabidz bonkings of Carla zeez jourz...en fait, je not can even rememberz what waz it that que mon job waz!!! Ha!! Ha!!)
Oh oui!!! Le match waz un spectacle marvelloos! Merci merci!! Et so sportiv de vous for lettings us etre victoires!! that garcon dans photo snap...iz it that he does impression de turkey??? Alors ca coincidence ca!!! Je hears ze rumeur that BAA Terminal designe sur grand turkey-bird alsoz!!!!
Multi merci pour so funny time en votre manor!!
May yourz carrire sproutz en direction of desires!!
Best of British!
Ooooh! Fresh meat!
"I dinna ken about you wee bairns but the needle on ma compass is pointing due North !" smirks cuntfaced PM
Spot the odd one out.
No cheating or asking for help or referring to on line encylopedias.
Lets have a sing along, here we go
a one.. a two, a one two three four
Dont bend down
When snot gobblers around
cos you may feel his
pleasure up yer arse
Gobshite: Thank fuck for our crap education system. These boys fell for the old "get done by a Bruni" ploy.
Gordan: "Dady is coming home"
Lad in the front:
Oh fucking hell, please allah have fucking mercy on me, is that his hand down the back of my kecks fingering my arse, SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!
The Raith Rovers players knew that like them Gordon was heading for a massive defeat.
You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics.
Show a bit of fucking patriotism.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MudZZ0zH41Y
"Boys, do you know the titles of any Arctic Monkeys songs?"
Don't worry son, you are only gay if you push back.
"I'd better tell you lads, I play for the other team!"
Always fancied a bit of Algerian arse,better than all the flabby white meat i'm used to.
(man at front, crouching) "Jeeze I am going to have an arse like a blood organge after that bastard behind me has finished poking it!"
Why is Gordon looking the opposite way to the rest of them in the photo?
Brown:
Oops, sorry, it was the roll of the ship.
Boy in front:
Cor! It felt like a roll of lino!
(ancient joke, heard C1960)
'What an arse!'
'Thanks Prime Mingister.'
Journo: "Prime Minister why are you in a changing room filled with sweaty young men with their arms around each other?"
SnotGobbler: "I was lost".
Daniel said...
You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics.
Show a bit of fucking patriotism.
That a new sport then, bxosing? I presume you mean boxing. Anyway, Gordon is not being very supportive of the British boxing team. He will have battered them all round the ring at least twice by now.
Brown:
Do you guys like to work out?
Ever seen a Prime Minister naked?
Take it out now Gordon. I need to go for a shit.
And that is how we punish boys who aren't prudent ... who's next?
"Can anyone show me the way to the Banquet, please? Or are you not the waiters?"
Oi daniel! "You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics."
Wot's "Bxosing" then? Is it a polite word for bum banditry?
"Show a bit of fucking patriotism."
Howz that then? I see bugger all patriotism in that photo. Broon has just jinxed any chance they had of getting any bronze medals.
Gay Gordo: "I'm the Prime Minister and I'll have as many rent-boys as I bloody well want!"
Lads "We're the team from dyno-rod. We understand that you have Kevin Maguire stuck up your arse. Now bend over like this 'cos we're going in!"
Guy bending over -
'I know I'm not gay but I have my suspicions about the man in the suit who has just stuck his cock up my arse!'
Gordon: "I'm told that boxers enjoy fisting each other in the ring?"
IMO
Poor delusional and rapidly losing it, Gordon Brown, has not looked so young, happy and contented since the time he pulled all the legs off his first spider.
If there is anyone out there that still cares for our 'great leaders' well being?
May I suggest, that you persuade your friend to do this sort of thing more often?
If you don't care anymore. Please get the cunt 'heart attacked' ASAP, and help put him and us out of our misery.
Atlas
Nothing was said as the semi-autistic fuckwit was to busy trying not to unleash the megawatt smile on the poor bastards. He is incapable of conversation with strangers.
http://wooden-badger.blogspot.com/
Health and Safety Advisory number 94.
Never do this in front of the Prime Minister.
No matter what he says.
oh well if its the british olympic boxing team !!
"is that the thumb of a boxing glove or are you just pleased to see me"
gb "im fascinated in between rounds do you spit or swallow"
gb "i am pleased to annouce chris bryant wants offer sponsorship money for some of his own make designer boxing shorts"
gb" heres fifty quid if you dont pose for tory double whammy poster"
Well Hard.
After reading the "john lewis list" thoroughly gordon is delighted with what he can claim for.
Gordon Brown had declared in last year’s Budget that our overall contribution to the EU this year would be £3.3billion.
But Chancellor Mr Darling has now admitted the actual figure turned out to be £4.1billion – £800million more than predicted.
What a cunt! not a caption just true.
Ever had a white one, laddie? I'll lube it up with a dollop of the old nose-oil...
"You wankers. This is the British Mens Bxosing team for the Olympics.
Show a bit of fucking patriotism."
Pity the British Mens Boxing doesn't show a bit of patriotism & beat that Scots cnut to a pulp.
You will have to wait another 2 years before Dave is in this position.
I've had a Brazilian!
(Fyi the rumors that Browns expenses show he's been keeping a second home with a live-in Brazilian)
Gay Gordon seeks oblivion from global financial turbulence with a gay orgy.
This is the British Mens Boxing team
Apologies, daniel 7:55. Caption should read:
Gordon Brown claims to love anything British in futile bid to save his worthless neck, having fucked The Union to death for the last ten years and left the corpse for Alex Salmond to piss on.
The lads are saying: Are you sure this is Carla Bruni? She looks different in the photos.
A pitcher paints a thousand words.
Isn't he that Ron Davies bloke?
You get to fight for your country and all they do is send this bleeding cardboard cutout.
Young lad in front: "Is it in yet?"
Gordon (to the assemnled crowd): "Anyone else want to find out who is their daddy?"
Naughty Guido, you've edited the original photo to make the ABAE's GB squad look like Gordon's Bum Boys.
You are a very Brave man to take the piss out Britain's Olympic boxers.
Not edited at all - just cropped to fit for size.
gordo hides his disappointment after learning the phrase"battered round the ring" didn't quite mean what he thought.