Oh ... Lordy. He we go again. Brace yourselves girls - fisting, nose fisting and rocking horse fisting, i flick you rock, fisting, big nappy fisting on a nose-picking rocking-horse nappy, balls? big balls? my nappy! my fist! your nose! my bogey being fisted nosely bogely horsey horsey don't you drop my fist - up your nose and your crime prevention stats .....nose.....flick.....bogey....bender.....nappy...............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -
I told you having all those girlfriends would cause you trouble Chief Constable. I just get Tony McNulty to fuck me in the arse whenever I get the urge, like right now.
33rd Degree Freemason Gordon Brown makes masonic hand signals instructing fellow Freemason Manchester police chief Michael Todd to kill himself because he'd been carrying on an affair with Sarah Brown and the Sunday newspapers were about to break the story.
And the coffee machine came with a food mixer! So there I was, struggling loaded up to the armpits around John Lewis and only halfway through the list...
"And then the little bastard said: "'So What?' It was all I could do to stop myself from giving him good spanking. But then I remembered that is his wife's job!"
In one hand I hold Mandy's job in Europe, in the other I hold St.Blair's job as EU president. Look at your hands though, you got nothing on me (subject to a D-notice).
Three policemen have 'committed suicide' this week. Sergeant Richard Fuller and Chief Constable Michael Todd on 11th March and Inspector Neil Munro on 14th March. What are the odds for that happening? I wonder if there'll be any more.
"This is how much money the fascist EUSSR have promised me for selling out the British people and shiting down their throats. Hold on, it was more than that, hey sycophantic arse licking political cop hold out your hand as if you are holding a huge pile of cash. Yes, thats more like it! The countries broke and destroyed, it`s great!
Seems you were pushed to the edge, and Tories think that is amusing.
Also it is know that some right wing sunday newspaper, written by contorted face scum ( Tories ), were about to drag you and your family throught the mire.
Now that Cambo has exposed his fowl little brood of toffee nosed slime to the media, we can repay the neo cons.
Anon @ 1.49, we only do it to bring cunts like you out of the woodwork. Nice to know we're not wasting our time, now go and sit down quietly with Gary, he's used to it.
PS, not QUITE the same taking potshots at disabled small children as at corrupt, mendacious ZaNuLab coppers, you think? Silly question, pondlife like you wouldn't know the difference. Fuck off dildo.
Don't try to impose your standards on other people. Just as there's an off button on the TV and radio, there's always the freedom for you to ignore a blogger or a blog of which you disapprove. I think it further devalues your opinion that you hide behind anonymity.
Its no more sick than you leftie labour supporting fuckwit tossers praying every night for Margaret Thatchers death, you big brave retards. I hope she lives to be 120and becomes the next prime minister! If you dont like it, fuck off and read toilets maguires blog!!
It is very suspicious timing, I agree. Reminds me of the time when all those Government scientists "committed suicide" one after the other. All in car crashes. And all still wearing their seat belts.
Would be interesting if the Police were all working together at any particular time.
I'm afraid you don't quite get it at all. It goes like this. It is being touted that Lord Ashcroft is funding Iain dales blog and rumours run around that he is funding Guido. True or false, that is what is going around.
This weeks 'Friday Caption Contest' is of a man who took his own life, at least that is what we are being led to believe.
My view is that this contest should be pulled.
I speak for Stoke-on-Trent Labour and we wish only to extend our deepest sympathies to Mr. Todd's wife and children.
who are these fucking trolls ? they didn't think it was in bad taste to send the army off to Afghanistan without sufficient helicopters, so they have an increased risk of being blown up in unarmoured landrovers by IED's.
Sorry Guido - Bad choice of photo which invites all sorts of potentially sicko comments about what is a personal tragedy for many people.
OK free speech and all that...but you don't need this sort of stuff (but I defend your right to show it, sort of) It's just that there are so many other hits that could be made - just steer away from the vulnerable and sensitive.
You're doing a great job - you just don't need to invite potential comments that are without taste and do you no favours.
"Sorry Guido - Bad choice of photo which invites all sorts of potentially sicko comments about what is a personal tragedy for many people.
OK free speech and all that...but you don't need this sort of stuff (but I defend your right to show it, sort of) It's just that there are so many other hits that could be made - just steer away from the vulnerable and sensitive.
You're doing a great job - you just don't need to invite potential comments that are without taste and do you no favours."
Seems you were pushed to the edge, and Tories think that is amusing.
Also it is know that some right wing sunday newspaper, written by contorted face scum ( Tories ), were about to drag you and your family throught the mire.
Now that Cambo has exposed his fowl little brood of toffee nosed slime to the media, we can repay the neo cons.
Gary Elsby was doing all right until he said he speaks for "Stoke-on-Trent Labour". How does he know? Typical collectivist crap.
I also happen to think this is a step too far. Not through squeamishness but because the guy was by all accounts an unusually good copper who, as one obit said, "went after real villians instead of motorists".
Stick with the real villains too, Guido. This does you no favours.
I see that useless paddy git Guido has forgotten my two pints of Guinness again
You see many of you Guido buffs don’t realize that Guido is and Irish citizen who lives in Ireland. His businesses are also based in Ireland. Why is this mong sticking his ore in to UK affairs, it has feck all to do with him.
George Street said...Oh ... Lordy. He we go again. Brace yourselves girls - fisting, nose fisting and rocking horse fisting, i flick you....
Yes I know its puerile and childish.and in very bad taste. However in such a desperately sterile PC world someones 'why don't you shut up you plastic spastic' in the comments made me laugh all week.
And that terribly earnest pleading about Co2 emissions and global warming on the previous thread met by 'do you believe in UFO's too ?'
Unfortunately the tragedy seems to be that a high profile publicity - seeking Chief Constable, who can't keep his truncheon inside his trousers, is unable to face the consequences when found out.
Telegraph Story today: ......stories continued to circulate that Mr Todd had been having other extramarital affairs. Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper.
"I'm afraid you don't quite get it at all. It goes like this. It is being touted that Lord Ashcroft is funding Iain dales blog and rumours run around that he is funding Guido. True or false, that is what is going around."
Firstly, it is obvious to me that the least of your problems is who funds this blog. As you tuck into your Findus Crispy Pancakes tonight, consider going back to Stoke College of Further Education to brush up your English. They also have a course in glamour photography - you would enjoy it and meet some like minded new friends.
Secondly, where are your rumours 'running around' exactly? Stoke? A rumour in Stoke must surely be the opposite of a rumour by any reasonable definition. An anti-rumour. Twat.
Thirdly, do you think for a moment that the families of either Michael Todd or David Kelly are in the least bit interested in the 'sympathies' of a misguided, socially crippled NuLab troll? And is this really the forum to express them? Do you think Mrs Kelly or Mrs Todd read Guido's blog? You fucking prole.
Finally, not to defend Guido who is quite fat enough to defend himself but context is all important when considering what is and what isn't in poor taste. The context here is a blog that is regularly (and quite rightly) challenging, offensive and robust, which is why it is popular.
Tasteless would be a cartoon of Gordon Brown pushing Mr Todd over the edge of Bwlch Glas, while wearing a nappy and picking his nose. And Guido hasn't shown that. Yet.
Tasteless would be a cartoon of Gordon Brown pushing Mr Todd over the edge of Bwlch Glas, while wearing a nappy and picking his nose. And Guido hasn't shown that. Yet.
Well I think we now know what Rich and Mark will be serving up on Monday morning!
Your calling an innocent child who has cerebral palsy a "runt" hardly qualifies you to lecture others on matters of taste. I can think of a word that rhymes with "runt" that sums you up to a tee.
I knew Mike Todd - he was a good man and clearly a troubled soul. The irony is that he would have supported (and maybe did support) so much that Guido stands for. He deserves better than to be the subject of a schoolboy Friday afternoon caption competion.
This is nothing about political positioning...just about good taste
The only place doing business was a mobile catering stall outside the Potteries Shopping Centre, selling bacon and eggs wrapped up in oatcakes to fat chavs.
Were you one of them? You should have said "hello."
Coppers' copper Mr Todd, eh? So brave he couldn't take a bit of stick from the tabloids and instead left his kids fatherless, feeling guilty and confused to their own dying day; only his moody, film-star style, glossy photos to look at. Vain, worthless prick, typical public sector high flyer.
On a nit-picking point, it is the readers who fund the blog, no readers = no advertisers; so, if all you hideous, sermonising, Brownite, Presbyterian,hypocritical Good Tasters disapprove so much why don't you all fuck off. Talking of which where IS Mr Jerry Hayes ? Hasn't found a job, has he ?
I just don't believe this for a caption contest, and we wonder why British kids have no respect or feeling for others. If this is an example of adult behavior then it's goodbye from me! This is in much worse taste that the Ball's gaffe! Simply atrocious!
You just don't get it - This is not schoolboy humour
A "good man", Chief Constable no less, has been abusing their senior position of authority by screwing their PA and other junior member of their staff. We now learn that he is a "troubled soul".
Is this the calibre of people that lead our police forces?
Leaving aside whether todays caption contest is in good taste and even political views and allegiances. Your comment is, by far, the most ignorant and fucking moronic that I have ever read on this blog. Twat!
Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper.
The guy's just gone up another notch in my estimation. He deserves a posthumous knighthood.
"When you lie down with...". The hypocritical NuLiebor trolls on here are unbelievable, sanctomonious, rubbish people. The top end of the Police Force is politicised by this gang of hateful fascist socialists. As politicians they deserve all the flak coming their way. If he did take his own life, why he did so is something that will soon become subject of a "D" notice. Particularly if snotgobbler is involved. Just watch his nose excavating on the youTube video, under Brown archive. I'll wager that's one of his better habits, eh?
but of course stanislav, new labour only knows two things: how to spend money (but not earn it) and how to pontificate. well, as darling is taking food off the tables of low earners by doubling their tax liability, this shower of shit can preach no more. for if they do, they will get a fucking clobbering.
brown "I don't understand it. people keep calling me A FUCKING JONAH!!!! and they also say I am the kiss of death. they must be joking, right mike?"
copper says..Oh my god i have touched the snot excavating finger I will never be clean again how can i touch my wife or kids oh and numerous mistresses .....theres only one way out goodbye cruel world.....
Todd a troubled soul ? Souls and troubles are indivisible. We are all troubled souls. Don't you know that ?
Where do yiu facetious, ignorant, spineless, ill-schooled cunts come from ? Todd's only trouble was his vanity and his libido. Not like he had cancer, was it ? Not like he had his face melted off in Afghanistan or his children eviscerated by Gordon Brown's smart wee cluster bombs falling in their playground. (Oops, it's a price worth paying though.) Not like he had to walk all day to get a bucket of filthy typhoid water. Not like he'd, like so many, been fitted-up and done thirty years thanks to ambitious coppers and bent lawyers. Troubled soul my arse.
Have a free cliche for the next time you're talking shit. A child is for life, not just until your career hits a bump. It's people like you sermonising anonymati who beggar the country of principle and courage and decency. You'd be better off reading Hello magazine, lots of troubled souls in there. All over the world ordinary, decent people just shoulder their sorrows and shortcomings and get on with it, wouldn't dream of acting as selfishly as Todd.
The only good thing to come from all this is that an abusive predatory prick is now out of the running for the Commissioner's job. But they will find another one. No shortage of them, good men and true, bumping along on a couple of grand a week.
bogeyman said... Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper. The guy's just gone up another notch in my estimation. He deserves a posthumous knighthood. 5:00 PM, March 14, 2008
do you also shit on your wife and kids bogeycunt or shove your tongue up Labours arse?
Guido has decided to run a tasteless, disgusting and offensive 'caption contest' with a picture of the late Chief Constable. Is there no gutter too low to stoop in his increasingly mental obsession with traffic figures ?
Is he truly aspiring to supplanting the Drudge Report and Gawker for the complete abolition of any standards of taste and decency whatsoever ?
I for one will be the first to go back to his site if it starts to focus again on bringing some honesty to politics, but I for now will boycotting it until he learns that an asinine schoolboy obsession with 'shock and awe' and refusing to recognise any taboo and that 'nothing is sacred' does not equate to wit, wisdom and intelligence.
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... And I managed to hold Ian Blair's balls like this in my hands... You're next!
All I can say is that if she was like that it must have been a different Yvette Cooper.
So let me understand... the choice is between being fucked by a mounting Scot or being fucked on a Welsh mountain.... no contest!
no when i held Nick Cleggs cohones it was like this...
JINX
like Oliver & Hardy but who is the straight man?
"We don't appear to have any Balls here Prime Minister"
"SO WHAT!"
I like a man in Uniform and I can't wait to get my hands on your truncheon!
Oh ... Lordy. He we go again. Brace yourselves girls - fisting, nose fisting and rocking horse fisting, i flick you rock, fisting, big nappy fisting on a nose-picking rocking-horse nappy, balls? big balls? my nappy! my fist! your nose! my bogey being fisted nosely bogely horsey horsey don't you drop my fist - up your nose and your crime prevention stats .....nose.....flick.....bogey....bender.....nappy...............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -
Nice pair of tits you've got there copper!
Brown: "I've heard very good things baout the Chamber of Commerce..."
'And THEN he said, "Just you watch, I'll get my blog into the Observer to 50!" '
I told you having all those girlfriends would cause you trouble Chief Constable. I just get Tony McNulty to fuck me in the arse whenever I get the urge, like right now.
I told him ,just go out and tell them the economy is fine. And he did!
Sap!
Brown: And there I was, on the mountain side with a bottle of gin in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other...
A nation thinks.... please snotty, try some copycat stuff .
33rd Degree Freemason Gordon Brown makes masonic hand signals instructing fellow Freemason Manchester police chief Michael Todd to kill himself because he'd been carrying on an affair with Sarah Brown and the Sunday newspapers were about to break the story.
I can get this much snot in both hands. The truth for once!
Civil Liberties? SO WHAT!
And the coffee machine came with a food mixer! So there I was, struggling loaded up to the armpits around John Lewis and only halfway through the list...
"And then the little bastard said: "'So What?' It was all I could do to stop myself from giving him good spanking. But then I remembered that is his wife's job!"
In one hand I hold Mandy's job in Europe, in the other I hold St.Blair's job as EU president. Look at your hands though, you got nothing on me (subject to a D-notice).
Copper: "That's exactly how we held Kelly's hands"
Queen of Snots: "We'll find something bigger to put in yours - like a bottle"
A nice walk in the hills will make all your troubles disappear Prime Minister...
Julian - 12:16 - stop it! You're killing us you crazy nutter!
You use Grecian 2000 and I'll use Just for Men. Then we'll weigh up the results and see which is best.
"Honestly chief constable, just as I told Dr David Kelly if you are feeling the pressure its best to go for a nice walk"
"CIAve to sacrifice you to protect my own arse."
"But Master.........."
"You are under arrest for treason. You have the right to remain silent..."
"Steady on, Plod, remember how we got rid of David Kelly..."
Let's see who has the last laugh...
"When you have them by the Balls, the children's hearts and minds soon follow."
"I just shook hands with Gordon Brown...How am I going to explain this to the missus...?"
Yes, Both Wrists! blood everywhere apparently - now, about that investigation into rendition flights that you're working on...
Three policemen have 'committed suicide' this week. Sergeant Richard Fuller and Chief Constable Michael Todd on 11th March and Inspector Neil Munro on 14th March. What are the odds for that happening? I wonder if there'll be any more.
Gordon - holding out two hands.
"This is how much money the fascist EUSSR have promised me for selling out the British people and shiting down their throats. Hold on, it was more than that, hey sycophantic arse licking political cop hold out your hand as if you are holding a huge pile of cash.
Yes, thats more like it!
The countries broke and destroyed, it`s great!
"In a sham marriage, chief constable ? Dinnae worry, laddie, all the best people are."
ps Well done, Lord Guido. Wondered if you'd be tyrannised by the toxins of good taste. No chance. Bravo.
love from stanislav
Are we are supposed to trust that shower of shit to protect us?
Who feels safe with this lot in charge?
something fucking sinister about the Labour communist party.
And I said to Ed, Ed, do people really think that I'm only genuinely happy when I'm pissed off? Do you know what he said?
So What?
YES, So What!
(oh ha ha ha ...)
Fancy a weekend in Snowdon?
NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
YES THE TORIES AND THEIR HARD CORE SUPPORTERS ARE STILL VERY VERY NASTY
Anony noying troll bastard 1:41pm
'NOT FUNNY NOT FUNNY AT ALL.'
You lying bastard! One of the funniest caption contests I have read.
I normally take part in this contest, but I think I will sit this one out.
Gary Elsby
A member of the Labour Party.
Its only a matter of time before they find out you Scottish bastard....
RIP Michael Todd.
Seems you were pushed to the edge, and Tories think that is amusing.
Also it is know that some right wing sunday newspaper, written by contorted face scum ( Tories ), were about to drag you and your family throught the mire.
Now that Cambo has exposed his fowl little brood of toffee nosed slime to the media, we can repay the neo cons.
I see one of Cambos litter is a runt.
Brown
"oooo you big butch policeman, I can see right down your tunic"
Todd
"f**** hell prime minister ! , Im flattered but Id rather jump off a cliff than fuck another bloke"
"You know, there are alternatives. You don't need to see other women. I for instance have this lovely rocking horse..."
I arrest you fot high treason you smirking evil bastard.
Chief contsable Todd says
"fucking hell, as a gin drinking range rover driver you're driving me over the edge with all these tax hikes"
Brown
"So what?"
I would shake your hand, Chief Constable, but I've just eaten a particularly messy toffy apple.
I promise you it was, not a word of a lie, and that's why I have to wear nappies now.
anonytwat 1:49pm
'Seems you were pushed to the edge, and Tories think that is amusing.'
More like he was pushed right over the edge!
Very poor taste, Guido. There is a limit.
Anon @ 1.49, we only do it to bring cunts like you out of the woodwork. Nice to know we're not wasting our time, now go and sit down quietly with Gary, he's used to it.
PS, not QUITE the same taking potshots at disabled small children as at corrupt, mendacious ZaNuLab coppers, you think? Silly question, pondlife like you wouldn't know the difference.
Fuck off dildo.
so who is the tory mp whose grandson's been suspended from eton?
a man has died - you are disgusting
anonymous @ 1.57
Sorry, but I think that there is *no* limit. Satire has to be total, with no hint of a punch ever being pulled. That integrity [although you may well be offended by the use of the word in this context] is what has kept 'Private Eye' in business for almost 50 years, and 'Le Canard Enchainé' going for nearly 100. If you don't like it, look away. Nobody's asking you to find it funny, and nobody's interested in your priggish finger-wagging.
Don't try to impose your standards on other people. Just as there's an off button on the TV and radio, there's always the freedom for you to ignore a blogger or a blog of which you disapprove. I think it further devalues your opinion that you hide behind anonymity.
A bit sick don't you think?
What next?
Are you going to join in the Mail's attack on Fiona McKeown?
Its no more sick than you leftie labour supporting fuckwit tossers praying every night for Margaret Thatchers death, you big brave retards. I hope she lives to be 120and becomes the next prime minister!
If you dont like it, fuck off and read toilets maguires blog!!
Guido
You are going downhill in the good taste department.
Stick to what you are good at and help us to rein in those who are our employees at Westminster.
A pair of tits to die for
Barbara Windsor vists Gordo.
Manchester Primary Care Trust confirms it is not prescribing Escitalopram, unlike those in Scotland.
I normally take part in this contest, but I think I will sit this one out.
Gary Elsby
A member of the Fascist Labour Party.
That's right Gary, with it being Friday, you've got far better things to do. Like blowing your Giro in Stoke Wetherspoons.
@labrat - 12.52
It is very suspicious timing, I agree. Reminds me of the time when all those Government scientists "committed suicide" one after the other. All in car crashes. And all still wearing their seat belts.
Would be interesting if the Police were all working together at any particular time.
Anyone?
I'm afraid you don't quite get it at all.
It goes like this.
It is being touted that Lord Ashcroft is funding Iain dales blog and rumours run around that he is funding Guido.
True or false, that is what is going around.
This weeks 'Friday Caption Contest'
is of a man who took his own life, at least that is what we are being led to believe.
My view is that this contest should be pulled.
I speak for Stoke-on-Trent Labour and we wish only to extend our deepest sympathies to Mr. Todd's wife and children.
Gary Elsby
Stoke Labour arty.
Did you feel Blinky Ball's manboobs, they were awesome.
who are these fucking trolls ? they didn't think it was in bad taste to send the army off to Afghanistan without sufficient helicopters, so they have an increased risk of being blown up in unarmoured landrovers by IED's.
Gary should win this week's competition!
Gordon Brown:
"But when you're having sex with Gorbals Mick's missus its best to hold on like this."
Todd:
"A bit too much information there Prime Minister - think I need a break to recover from that."
I have to agree, Gary has got this quite right.
Doom.
Gary....this is where you are...Adam and me have missed your NuLab crap on Boulton's Blog!
I speak for Stoke-on-Trent Labour and we wish only to extend our deepest sympathies to Mr. Todd's wife and children.
Does the same courtesy apply to the family of Dr Kelly, you murdering Nazi scum?
And what the fuck's a Stoke Labour Arty?
Does the same sympathy extend to Dr. Kelly's family from Stoke Labour Party?
Yes, of course.
Gary
And will it to Margaret Thatcher?
Careful now Gary...lie detector is on....
Sorry Guido - Bad choice of photo which invites all sorts of potentially sicko comments about what is a personal tragedy for many people.
OK free speech and all that...but you don't need this sort of stuff (but I defend your right to show it, sort of) It's just that there are so many other hits that could be made - just steer away from the vulnerable and sensitive.
You're doing a great job - you just don't need to invite potential comments that are without taste and do you no favours.
"Sorry Guido - Bad choice of photo which invites all sorts of potentially sicko comments about what is a personal tragedy for many people.
OK free speech and all that...but you don't need this sort of stuff (but I defend your right to show it, sort of) It's just that there are so many other hits that could be made - just steer away from the vulnerable and sensitive.
You're doing a great job - you just don't need to invite potential comments that are without taste and do you no favours."
SO WHAT!!!????
I agree with Gary, it is not right to invite humour into a deeply personal tradgedy, for his family or for him.
RIP, Mr Todd.
Yes, Backwoodsman. Just who the hell is anyone from Nu Lab to lecture others on propriety ?
Gary Elsby Stoke 3.42
Well said that man!
Left wing loonies: Here is the bigraphy of your hero
http://www.gmp.police.uk/mainsite/pages/biog_cc.htm
Like the bit about Stormin Normin & Patton as his heroes.
Does the same sympathy extend to Dr. Kelly's family from Nazi Labour Party?
Bit late after you fascist scum hounded him to his death.
Now stop misusing the job club computers you ranting, incoherent, unemployable wretch.
RIP Michael Todd.
Seems you were pushed to the edge, and Tories think that is amusing.
Also it is know that some right wing sunday newspaper, written by contorted face scum ( Tories ), were about to drag you and your family throught the mire.
Now that Cambo has exposed his fowl little brood of toffee nosed slime to the media, we can repay the neo cons.
I see one of Cambos litter is a runt.
"Unsure, depressed man, terrified of being found out, talks to the late Chief Constable of the GMP."
Augustus.
Gary Elsby was doing all right until he said he speaks for "Stoke-on-Trent Labour". How does he know? Typical collectivist crap.
I also happen to think this is a step too far. Not through squeamishness but because the guy was by all accounts an unusually good copper who, as one obit said, "went after real villians instead of motorists".
Stick with the real villains too, Guido. This does you no favours.
Exits prude mode.
Anon at 4.10pm
I wouldn't be so sure that everyone here is a Tory supporter.
Brown is saying to Todd.
I see that useless paddy git Guido has forgotten my two pints of Guinness again
You see many of you Guido buffs don’t realize that Guido is and Irish citizen who lives in Ireland. His businesses are also based in Ireland. Why is this mong sticking his ore in to UK affairs, it has feck all to do with him.
Guido, got to agree with Gary this one's under the arm.
See you next week.
George Street said...Oh ... Lordy. He we go again. Brace yourselves girls - fisting, nose fisting and rocking horse fisting, i flick you....
Yes I know its puerile and childish.and in very bad taste.
However in such a desperately sterile PC world someones 'why don't you shut up you plastic spastic' in the comments made me laugh all week.
And that terribly earnest pleading about Co2 emissions and global warming on the previous thread met by 'do you believe in UFO's too ?'
It's not big and it's not clever but it is funny.
Ref sanctimonious comments above:
Unfortunately the tragedy seems to be that a high profile publicity - seeking Chief Constable, who can't keep his truncheon inside his trousers, is unable to face the consequences when found out.
Telegraph Story today:
......stories continued to circulate that Mr Todd had been having other extramarital affairs. Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper.
Brown is saying to Todd.
And then Cameron said, to me, do you like my wifes lovely firm titties. You can see them on YouTube via my webcam. – what a nonce.
Gordon Brown:
"So I pulled Ed's buttocks apart like this and then I....."
Gary Elsby said:
"I'm afraid you don't quite get it at all. It goes like this. It is being touted that Lord Ashcroft is funding Iain dales blog and rumours run around that he is funding Guido.
True or false, that is what is going around."
Firstly, it is obvious to me that the least of your problems is who funds this blog. As you tuck into your Findus Crispy Pancakes tonight, consider going back to Stoke College of Further Education to brush up your English. They also have a course in glamour photography - you would enjoy it and meet some like minded new friends.
Secondly, where are your rumours 'running around' exactly? Stoke? A rumour in Stoke must surely be the opposite of a rumour by any reasonable definition. An anti-rumour. Twat.
Thirdly, do you think for a moment that the families of either Michael Todd or David Kelly are in the least bit interested in the 'sympathies' of a misguided, socially crippled NuLab troll? And is this really the forum to express them? Do you think Mrs Kelly or Mrs Todd read Guido's blog? You fucking prole.
Finally, not to defend Guido who is quite fat enough to defend himself but context is all important when considering what is and what isn't in poor taste. The context here is a blog that is regularly (and quite rightly) challenging, offensive and robust, which is why it is popular.
Tasteless would be a cartoon of Gordon Brown pushing Mr Todd over the edge of Bwlch Glas, while wearing a nappy and picking his nose. And Guido hasn't shown that. Yet.
Tasteless would be a cartoon of Gordon Brown pushing Mr Todd over the edge of Bwlch Glas, while wearing a nappy and picking his nose. And Guido hasn't shown that. Yet.
Well I think we now know what Rich and Mark will be serving up on Monday morning!
Anon 4:10
Your calling an innocent child who has cerebral palsy a "runt" hardly qualifies you to lecture others on matters of taste.
I can think of a word that rhymes with "runt" that sums you up to a tee.
I knew Mike Todd - he was a good man and clearly a troubled soul. The irony is that he would have supported (and maybe did support) so much that Guido stands for. He deserves better than to be the subject of a schoolboy Friday afternoon caption competion.
This is nothing about political positioning...just about good taste
Who the fuck comes here expecting good taste on a Friday afternoon?
Your not 'punk' Guido.
Brown...
"fucking hell Toddy, manchesters head of the chamber of commerce may have huge tits but she looks like me in a dress"
"fancy a fuck?"
Who am I to suggest that inviting humour into a personal tradegy is distasteful? I'm no-one.
I do think it is wrong, as he appears to have taken his own life.
Gary Elsby
No-one, but is a member of the Labour Party.Don't take the chance that I don't speak for it.
runt?
so is of one Gordo's actually.
Gary Elsby -
I was in Stoke on Trent last week. It was closed.
The only place doing business was a mobile catering stall outside the Potteries Shopping Centre, selling bacon and eggs wrapped up in oatcakes to fat chavs.
Were you one of them? You should have said "hello."
Coppers' copper Mr Todd, eh? So brave he couldn't take a bit of stick from the tabloids and instead left his kids fatherless, feeling guilty and confused to their own dying day; only his moody, film-star style, glossy photos to look at. Vain, worthless prick, typical public sector high flyer.
On a nit-picking point, it is the readers who fund the blog, no readers = no advertisers; so, if all you hideous, sermonising, Brownite, Presbyterian,hypocritical Good Tasters disapprove so much why don't you all fuck off. Talking of which where IS Mr Jerry Hayes ? Hasn't found a job, has he ?
I just don't believe this for a caption contest, and we wonder why British kids have no respect or feeling for others. If this is an example of adult behavior then it's goodbye from me! This is in much worse taste that the Ball's gaffe! Simply atrocious!
anon 4.43 pm
Make sure the door doesn't smack your big arse on the way out.
Ref Anonymous 4.30 pm
You just don't get it - This is not schoolboy humour
A "good man", Chief Constable no less, has been abusing their senior position of authority by screwing their PA and other junior member of their staff. We now learn that he is a "troubled soul".
Is this the calibre of people that lead our police forces?
TrevorH @ 4:38pm
You are quite clearly a total cunt.
Leaving aside whether todays caption contest is in good taste and even political views and allegiances. Your comment is, by far, the most ignorant and fucking moronic that I have ever read on this blog. Twat!
Guido, I think this contest is out of order and I think those brave enough in here to say so are behaving ina responsible manner.
Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper.
The guy's just gone up another notch in my estimation. He deserves a posthumous knighthood.
"When you lie down with...".
The hypocritical NuLiebor trolls on here are unbelievable, sanctomonious, rubbish people.
The top end of the Police Force is politicised by this gang of hateful
fascist socialists. As politicians they deserve all the flak coming their way. If he did take his own life, why he did so is something that will soon become subject of a "D" notice. Particularly if snotgobbler is involved. Just watch his nose excavating on the youTube video, under Brown archive.
I'll wager that's one of his better habits, eh?
but of course stanislav, new labour only knows two things: how to spend money (but not earn it) and how to pontificate.
well, as darling is taking food off the tables of low earners by doubling their tax liability, this shower of shit can preach no more.
for if they do, they will get a fucking clobbering.
brown
"I don't understand it. people keep calling me
A FUCKING JONAH!!!! and they also say I am
the kiss of death. they must be joking, right mike?"
anon 4:15pm
"his ore in to UK affairs"
Blimey! Does Guido own a copper mine too?
copper says..Oh my god i have touched the snot excavating finger I will never be clean again how can i touch my wife or kids oh and numerous mistresses .....theres only one way out goodbye cruel world.....
spineless wanker...but which one eh?
Some high climber he was - didn't even manage to complete the other two Peaks first.
D'oh ! And I was being so nice up until then.
Stanislav 4.41
An excellent anitidote to some of the pious cant and hypocrisy posted this afternoon
"and a journalist on a national newspaper"
Not Bill Deedes (PBUH), please. The idea of him hanging out of the back of a policeman is too much for a sensitive expat to bear.
So, Gordie, what's this silly rumour about you being a Jonah, then?
Todd a troubled soul ? Souls and troubles are indivisible. We are all troubled souls. Don't you know that ?
Where do yiu facetious, ignorant, spineless, ill-schooled cunts come from ? Todd's only trouble was his vanity and his libido. Not like he had cancer, was it ? Not like he had his face melted off in Afghanistan or his children eviscerated by Gordon Brown's smart wee cluster bombs falling in their playground. (Oops, it's a price worth paying though.) Not like he had to walk all day to get a bucket of filthy typhoid water. Not like he'd, like so many, been fitted-up and done thirty years thanks to ambitious coppers and bent lawyers. Troubled soul my arse.
Have a free cliche for the next time you're talking shit. A child is for life, not just until your career hits a bump. It's people like you sermonising anonymati who beggar the country of principle and courage and decency. You'd be better off reading Hello magazine, lots of troubled souls in there. All over the world ordinary, decent people just shoulder their sorrows and shortcomings and get on with it, wouldn't dream of acting as selfishly as Todd.
The only good thing to come from all this is that an abusive predatory prick is now out of the running for the Commissioner's job. But they will find another one. No shortage of them, good men and true, bumping along on a couple of grand a week.
bogeyman said...
Sources are said to have told Sky News that he had a number of affairs with several women, including police officers, a personal assistant and a journalist on a national newspaper.
The guy's just gone up another notch in my estimation. He deserves a posthumous knighthood.
5:00 PM, March 14, 2008
do you also shit on your wife and kids bogeycunt or shove your tongue up Labours arse?
Tory prick!
What cunt decided this was humour?
Brown - "That Tony McNulty hasn't half got a big firm arse - it's even bigger than Sarah's"
Todd - "Talking of cunts - I like going up the dirt box myself Gordon - have you any idea how many women I've shagged?"
Brown - "Don't worry about that -the Met job's yours" (thinks - any cunt's better than the present one)
Guy in background, aside to uniformed polis "Buy land in Snowdonia - I hear they're going to find copper up there"
By the way who were the people tipping a known depressive, serial shagger for next head of the Met? Come forward lads it's an easy mistake!
good news for the Welsh economy I hear copper found in Snowdonia
This is in very poor taste!
"So what?"
"Err I mean "so weak"
The Curse of Broon strikes again.
Gresham Wardby elections Middlesborough - NE
Thursday 13th march
Susan Carter (Labour ) 584
Peter Birt (Independant) 377
Barry Towers (BNP) 135
Donald Theakston (Lib Dems) 78
Andrew Gilbey (coservative) 44
Todd : "You might think its funny you have ruined the country you cunt but i have to deal with the consequences'
Snotgobbler : "so what"
Guido has decided to run a tasteless, disgusting and offensive 'caption contest' with a picture of the late Chief Constable. Is there no gutter too low to stoop in his increasingly mental obsession with traffic figures ?
Is he truly aspiring to supplanting the Drudge Report and Gawker for the complete abolition of any standards of taste and decency whatsoever ?
I for one will be the first to go back to his site if it starts to focus again on bringing some honesty to politics, but I for now will boycotting it until he learns that an asinine schoolboy obsession with 'shock and awe' and refusing to recognise any taboo and that 'nothing is sacred' does not equate to wit, wisdom and intelligence.
I implore you all to do the same.