Chris Bryant on Gaydar
Chris Bryant MP is on More 4 News tomorrow talking about the wonders of the internet. Here is his take on the benefits of progress through technology:
"30, 40 years ago most gay men and lesbians around the country and if you lived in a rural area or a district like mine in the South Wales valley as soon as they knew they were gay they would disappear off to Cardiff or one of the big cities and nowadays they can go online and find one another on the internet"Before gayers would have to go nightclubs, now as Chris demonstrates here, they can just upload their photo online. Progress...
56 comments:
If that's progress, let's select reverse.
Yuk.
Why are they called Gay?
In my youth they were called homosexuals and Gay Gordon was a dance for red blooded hetrosexuals.
I wonder if he got the camera from John Lewis...
The only Gay in the valleys is pants
45 Govt
Sadly, we're all gay now.
If I want this sort of filth, I shall go to Mrs Dale's, where I can fearlessly avoid the big issues. chat about car parks and read lots of nice lists.
Here I expect scoops, investigations and revelations. And tottie.
Thank you.
Why do gays always pose in their underpants? I thought they wanted to be considered normal.
Bryant does pack some luggage though.
The sheer number of these people in Westminster now shows that the passing of the legislation that stopped them getting the treatment that they warrant was yet another "self interest" move.
45govt: methinks the lady doth protest too much .... No?
Just for the record: Are you trying to be a homophobe or just funny?
Can you photograph yourself in a mirror with a flash? Thought that was, er, hard?
4.47
You can be both.
MPs don't want to reveal their expenses, but they show photos like that which reveal rather more:-)
Shum mistook?
Anonymous 4:04 - it's after the nightclub on Charing Cross Road London.
Actually that photo looks familiar...
OK people, singing Beckhams to the left, dancing Beckhams to the right.
Suppose I ought to point out that, despite his enthusiastic use of the internet, Mr Bryant can still be found in nightclubs.
You should ask him what he thinks about the Lighbox at Fire... ;¬)
I have no objections to 'gayers', but I do object to Labour MPs. It's totally immoral to be a Labour MP, and anyone found guilty of this should be given a life sentence (w/o parole) forthwith - for being greedy, sanctimonious, illiberal, thieving bastards.
My mate went out with him recently. Bryant is a huge fan of anonymous sex. Also liked his nipples being bitten really hard. What a loss to the Church of England.
Pathetic petty slur Guido. You should be ashamed of yourself
"Before gayers would have to go nightclubs" What nightclubs? It used to be illegal. No, they had a cottaging to go. In the Floral Clock convenience in Hove, the long arm of the law dwelt in the broom cupboard protecting us from crime. There were no gays then, just criminals seeking to commit acts of gross indecency. We did have Y-fronts though.
What a small minded bigot you are.
This sort of trash really shows you Tories in your true light
Anon 5.37
Er, "Before" meaning before the photo was taken? Nice to see, though, that the criminal offences still carry on as usual: cottaging areas are still there, public areas quasi-protected by Governement, the local council and plod. No-go areas for myself, my children, and the majority of society. You're in a minority. You always will be. Get used to it.
What the fuck is going on..I tune into Guido to see big pairs of womens top bollocks, not men in y fronts showing nothing but a set of feeble bollocks! Filthy fuckin infidel, Osama say off with the gonads and on with tits!
You dont want me to fly my big hijacked aeroplane into your blog now do you.
Perhaps he should have a quiet word with Paxman
Could we see Guido in his underpants please?
"You're in a minority. You always will be. Get used to it."
We also have abs and more sex. Drives you nuts knowing that doesn't it.
Dave said...
"You're in a minority. You always will be. Get used to it."
'We also have abs and more sex. Drives you nuts knowing that doesn't it.'
I have 56 wifes you, I have more sex than you, bum bandit, now be off with you filthy fucking infidel!
This sort of trash really shows you Tories in your true light
Oh yes - unlike all that lavish sneering at Conway's gay son the Left happily engaged in? Hypocrites the lot of you.
I am 48.
When was this time when Gay guys were not fucking every thing that would let them?
It must have been a long time ago.
I know perfectly straight guys around my own age that have not had more them half a dozen shags in their lives and only one or two girlfriends.
The problem with gays is they cant understand that the reason why no other good looking man wants to have sex with them is because they are just plane boring, smelly, or as ugly as sin.
It never was easy for any man to get what he wants. It just the nature of having dingly-dangly bits and not being very interesting or sexy. Its got nothing to do with the amount of gay nightclubs or the amount of Hetro ones.
If you are a man and a ugly boring fucker you end up paying for it, one way or another.
It is a simple as that.
However if you are gods gift to humankind like myself, even men want to fuck you. You do not have to advertise the fact, flash any cash, or anything else for that matter.
Atlas shrugged
"Could we see Guido in his underpants please?"
That task has been undertaken by Mrs Fawkes so that we don't have to suffer.
....She knew the risks ;)
His mother buys his underpants.
He keeps a bottle of fairy liquid in his bathroom - I presume for lubrication rather than cleaning.
What a messy bathroom!
whenever I take photos of myself in my undies then post them online I always tidy up first.
according to myfanwe behind the bar at the local pub "the knob jockey" bryant enjoys visiting the web site called "snob cottage"
aparently you are a gay and set with the problem of having the most outrageous gay weekend .
bryants avitar is called "welsh rod" and his chat up line is "ill make it look like red rose"
Bogeyman at 4.38pm.
"Bryant does pack some luggage though."
No dear, Its all Balls.
They are way too big for undercrackers. Are they incontinence panties?
Hey up- it's Sexy Y-Fronts! I wonder if the 'Beckham Bulge' is assisted courtesy of photoshop! Bryant is a jug eared cretin, but his bod ain't bad for somebody well over 40! At least Tom Watson hasn't been photographing himself in his M&S undies ( i wouldn't put that past Sion Simon though)!
Jeremy Paxman as he sees himself the new face of Marks and Spencer sadly Sir Stuart was not going to take his bait
Paxo looked old last night btw ....
It may not seem like progress to most of your straight fans Guido, and frankly why should they care? But you and Bryant are right: gaydar, recon and similar sites have completely revolutionised the number and type of fellow willy enthusiasts we trouser pilots can meet.
I don't fuss about straight folks lives, why do straights usually fuss about mine?
guido please take this picture down....i do not care if bryant is gay or not it's just a horrible picture.......
bofl
Frankly I don't care what or who he sleeps with or what he does in his bedroom.
BUT I would have hoped he might have some thought for the dignity of his position, what kind of a bloke gay,straight or otherwise broadcasts his private sexual
peccadillos to the world?
I know it's 2008 and all that but is it really too much to ask that somebody elected to hold a responsible public office shows some decorum?
Am I really expected to have any respect for this Juvenile idiot?
I despair at some of pathetic lightweights who are allowed to
help govern our once great country.
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"You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately ... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go! "
I am 48.
When was this time when Gay guys were not fucking every thing that would let them?
It must have been a long time ago.
I know perfectly straight guys around my own age that have not had more them half a dozen shags in their lives and only one or two girlfriends.
The problem with gays is they cant understand that the reason why no other good looking man wants to have sex with them is because they are just plane boring, smelly, or as ugly as sin.
It never was easy for any man to get what he wants. It just the nature of having dingly-dangly bits and not being very interesting or sexy. Its got nothing to do with the amount of gay nightclubs or the amount of Hetro ones.
If you are a man and a ugly boring fucker you end up paying for it, one way or another.
It is a simple as that.
However if you are gods gift to humankind like myself, even men want to fuck you. You do not have to advertise the fact, flash any cash, or anything else for that matter.
Atlas shrugged
You want to be careful letting someone jump your old bones - at your age they might break.
Dave 6.53
What's abs then? Is it one of those big diseases with a small name?
Anonymous: Well in the end this is a picture nicked from Gaydar. A members only site for gay men who want sex or relationships.
I guess your point is really that gay men should stay in the closet and not have sex or relationships. A sort of catholic church approach to life which is emerging as a bit of a theme for Guido recently.
I say live and let live. I don't care if MPs are gay and have sex. And to that end I don't troll round gay dating sites looking for pictures I can lift.
Guido it appears is more judgmental and also spends much more time on Gaydar than I do.
And I'm gay.
the original guido post leaves enough of a sour taste in the mouth.
i certainly hope this comment thread isn't representative of this site's readership as i would be horrified to share taste in blogs with such a bunch of homophobic c*nts.
Anonymous said...
'the original guido post leaves enough of a sour taste in the mouth.
i certainly hope this comment thread isn't representative of this site's readership as i would be horrified to share taste in blogs with such a bunch of homophobic c*nts.'
Fuck off then and go share tastes on Maguires blog! Their all arse lickers and cock suckers over yonder, you'll enjoy yourself no doubt! And the taste will be far more sour than a Guido posting could ever leave in your mouth!
Anonymong @ 4.03,
Actually it is from the front-page of the news of the Screws not Gaydar.
Guido isn't homophobic, he is Bryantophobic. This blog takes the piss out of the political class wherever it can, regardless of sexual orientation. Now if you don't think that a picture of Bryant taking a picture of himself in his Y-fronts isn't revealing of the man in an amusing way you have a sense of humour bypass.
Next you will be saying that taking the piss out of Tom Watson and John Prescott is fattist.
Nobody gets a free pass here.
re your 9.29 Guido, top notch.
"Actually it is from the front-page of the news of the Screws not Gaydar."
Phew your hands are clean Guido. And where do you think the NotW got it?
First apologies to Guido for posting earlier as "anonymous"
Dave @ 12:52am
"Anonymous: Well in the end this is a picture nicked from Gaydar. A members only site for gay men who want sex or relationships.
I guess your point is really that gay men should stay in the closet and not have sex or relationships..."
NO Dave that is NOT my point , please re-read and ABSORB my post.
I am not having a go at gay men and for the record I would have the same contempt for any straight MP blantantly looking for sex on dubious websites.
My point is that if you are elected to hold a responsible public office then you have a duty to conduct yourself in an
appropriate manner.
As an MP you represent 60,000+ people most of whom live in the real world (not planet P.C)and will be less than impressed to find out (as they will) that their MP has been parading around on the internet in his Y Fronts.
At the very least Chris Bryant looks like somebody thinking
with the wrong part of his anatomy which can't fill the voters of Rhondda with confidence when it comes to any other decisions he may be called upon to make.
I would suggest that Mr Bryant gets a grip of his hormones,and stops behaving like a desperate teenager on heat.
Then again sat in his nice office miles away in london with a 16,000 majority maybe he feels it doesn't matter.
The tragedy is that he is probably right.
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"You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately ... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go! "
Dave said...
"Actually it is from the front-page of the news of the Screws not Gaydar."
Phew your hands are clean Guido. And where do you think the NotW got it?'
Daves a troll. A boring fucking troll at that. Go and munch on some man butt for lunch you mong!
you are homophobic, end of story.
Would you talk about blacks in that way, mr clever blogger? Or even in a pub where you didn't know everyone's sexual orientation?
Jeff999,
You are a twat end of story. When Paul Boateng (black) was pictured in stockings, suspenders and a basque in the New of the Screws and we took the piss, was that racism?
The funny thing about Bryant is his sheer ridiculous self-regard and amour propre. This is a great way of bringing him back down to earth.
The thing is Guido for many (thought not all) of your gay male readers Gaydar is part of their lives. Indeed that's how I met my boyfriend. It's a private members only website. It's not illegal. No one is being harmed.
You may think Chris Bryant's behaviour means he needs to be "taken down a peg". But who are you to make that call? What is it about his behaviour you don't like? Why should you prescribe what he should do in his private life as a gay man?
And if you treat an MP like this, well who else is fair game? Would you "allow", HoC researchers or BBC political reporters to have Gaydar profiles?
If your distaste and actions are causing people to change their behaviour when they are not doing anything illegal or indeed wrong. Well that's homophobia.
As for the rest of your little posse of Blogshire Majors in their cyber armchairs. Yes I eat butt, get it eaten, fuck in the arse, visa versa, suck cock etc. But I don't want to hear about your sad little sex lives (wanking into a pot noodle and sobbing gently AGAIN tonight?) so why are you so obsessed about mine?
You're even picturing it now aren't you...
Well this is a gossip and tittle tattle blog focusing on Westminster politicians: it is in the business of lampooning politicians.
Do you recall the frequent paparazzi long lens pictures of Blair, Dave, Cherie et al on the beach. The collective abuse heaped on them by the comment makers here?
Why should Bryant be excused the much deserved puerile abuse that is customary in this neighbourhood?
This is the cyber-stocks, where we throw cyber-tomatoes at politicians. That is presumably why you all come here?
Or is it for the sophisticated political analysis?
Next you will be saying we should stop taking the piss out of Gordon for being a one-eyed, snot gobbling cyclops?
No. It is the noble task of Guido's co-conspirators to heap abuse upon and lob verbal tomatoes at politicians. Any foible or weakness will be pounced upon with the enthusiasm of hyenas. Repeated exposure and reference to Bryant's auto-photography of him and his Y-fronts is in that context an expression of our highest aims and values.
If we fail in this there is a serious danger he will be taken seriously. That must never, never be permitted.
"If you treat an MP like this, well who else is fair game? Would you "allow", HoC researchers or BBC political reporters to have Gaydar profiles?"
Dave,
You really don't get this do you!!
AN MP IS AN ELECTED PUBLIC REPRESENTATIVE.
HoC Reaserchers,Reporters are just insignificant office pen puhsers (like me)
An MP is in a special position.
His thoughts and actions will force me to change my behaviour, his views can turn others into criminals.
The public is entitled to look at the character of a man entrusted with this level of influence.
This will mean shining a light on his dealings both financial and personal, I am sorry but if you want the privilege and kudos that comes with sitting in the Mother of Parliaments then scrutiny comes with the territory.
Dave if you think it's such a good idea for an MP to be looking for action on Gaydar then why are you so annoyed about Guido highlighting it?
Isn't it really the case that just because Chris Bryant is gay any criticism of him is instantly classed by you as homophobic?
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You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately ... Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!
Dave is a troll(op), nothing more nothing less.
Reading his comments at 10:21 he has an over active imagination too. No one, not man, woman, beasty or even Gordon brown would touch him with a barge pole!
He really is that fucking repulsive!
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