Brown's Loyalists "Part of the Problem", Not the Solution
They are calling it Downing Street blue-on-blue infighting. The neo-Brownies from the PR world ousting the old Brownie tribe who successfully undermined Blair. The truth is the Brownies are second rate compared to the Blairites, this was patently obvious to any objective observer. Even Guido, no fan of Blair, could see that he was a politician with a high calibre team. Brown on the other hand is a brooding malevolent weirdo who had no choice but to surround himself with second raters, Blair had attracted the best and the brightest of New Labour's talent pool.
The Brownies were able to undermine a triple election winning prime minister, brief against rivals, selectively leak, obstruct, frustrate rival policy objectives out of spite and generally behave like petulant secretive plotters always positioning for factional advantage rather than in the national interest. They were capable of that, alas when they finally assumed control of No. 10 it became clear within months that they were not a capable or competent premiership team.
If Gordon is to have any hope of narrowing the double digit lead Cameron has over him at the polls he clearly needs to up his game. Stephen Carter has been brought in from his job as CEO of Brunswick to do that because the veteran Brownies are part of the problem, not the solution, too immersed in the Labour tribe, good at arm twisting the party rank and file, not at reaching out to swing voters. His PPS Ian Austin's heckles of Cameron at PMQs amuse only the class warriors on the Labour back benches - they even manage to irritate the chippy Speaker. His counsel is no use to Gordon now the electorate that matters to him is no longer merely the PLP.
Month after month of poll decline has finally got the message through to Brown. Hence we see the marginalising of his former closest supporters, even his pollster, Deborah Mattinson is said to be on her way out. Spencer Livermore went in tears. Gordon's praetorian guard MPs Tom Watson and Iain Austin, respectively Gordon's attack puppy and heckler-in-chief, occupied ground floor offices in Downing Street adjacent to the cabinet room. The pair liked to think of themselves as Gordon's enforcers. Stephen Carter has had them kicked out of their offices and their places taken by his deputy and secretary.
The Brownies were able to undermine a triple election winning prime minister, brief against rivals, selectively leak, obstruct, frustrate rival policy objectives out of spite and generally behave like petulant secretive plotters always positioning for factional advantage rather than in the national interest. They were capable of that, alas when they finally assumed control of No. 10 it became clear within months that they were not a capable or competent premiership team.
If Gordon is to have any hope of narrowing the double digit lead Cameron has over him at the polls he clearly needs to up his game. Stephen Carter has been brought in from his job as CEO of Brunswick to do that because the veteran Brownies are part of the problem, not the solution, too immersed in the Labour tribe, good at arm twisting the party rank and file, not at reaching out to swing voters. His PPS Ian Austin's heckles of Cameron at PMQs amuse only the class warriors on the Labour back benches - they even manage to irritate the chippy Speaker. His counsel is no use to Gordon now the electorate that matters to him is no longer merely the PLP.Month after month of poll decline has finally got the message through to Brown. Hence we see the marginalising of his former closest supporters, even his pollster, Deborah Mattinson is said to be on her way out. Spencer Livermore went in tears. Gordon's praetorian guard MPs Tom Watson and Iain Austin, respectively Gordon's attack puppy and heckler-in-chief, occupied ground floor offices in Downing Street adjacent to the cabinet room. The pair liked to think of themselves as Gordon's enforcers. Stephen Carter has had them kicked out of their offices and their places taken by his deputy and secretary.
92 comments:
Gordon can change the team around him until he his blue in the face but it won't make any difference.
"you can't make a silk purse out of a pigs ear"
When New labour kicked Blair out early, New Labour committed suicide. A long and painful suicide.
ConservativeHome quotes Toby Helm from the Telegraph this morning, who says brown is stressed out, roaming about No10 in the middle of the night, barking down the phone at people and sending bad-tempered e-mails at officials at 5am.
Is it all getting a bit too much for the poor chap?
Roll on the Fall of the Brownian Empire!
Tom Watson, Gordon's enforcer?!?!?!? - says is all, really. Contrast Norman Tebbit (Happy Birthday for today Lord T, BTW, just finished your autobiography) to Tom - the animal to the root vegetable.
Guido, you're doing valueable work by chronicling this. Where does it leave Labour post-Brown? Whereas one can argue that the Brownites weren't over-blessed with electoral legitimacy, the neo-Brownites, or 'Carter clique' have none whatsoever, they have no base in Parliament, in the party, and are purely Brown's (new) placemen. Presumably, the Watson/Austin axis shifts to back Balls. The next Labour leadership election is then fought over by three strands - the palaeo-left under McDonnell (nowhere, irrelevant), the unrepentatnt Brown-hating, self-loathing Blairites (Clarke, if he's in parliament, Milburn etc) and in the middle an amalgam of centrists, former Brownites, Carter-haters, Cruddasite leftish policy-wonks and middle-brows, plus the usual think-tankers, trade unionists etc. This group will have the numbers and the money to capture the party, but no-one with any charisma to make the case to the public. Cue ten years of Tory government, with or without Lib Dem assistance.
The real mark of a weak leader is to surround yourself with arslicking cronies.
It's the Hitler Bunker syndrome. Make sure you only have people on your team who tell you what you want to hear. Especially when the shit hits the fan.
A trait that both Snotgobbler and Leninslime seem to share.
Harold Macmillan listed his pastimes in Who's Who as 'hunting, shooting and fishing'. With Brown it would be 'hurting, shouting and fisting'.
And the brownies continue their nut job assault on anyone who's a voter.
After pissing off anyone who likes a drink or drives a car, they now want to kill off anyone who wants even a tiny drink when they are in a car, by matching euro levels of blood alcohol levels
Its either a cult like suicide death wish, or brown is trying to fuck us all for not being nice to the great leader.
Brown has no intention of ever calling an election.
mark my words.
Epitaph for Brown: "So are the mighty fallen; from the blood of their actions do they drink"
He will call on his best friend, Mr Gerry Mander
Anon @ 1.11, or "havering, shouting and fisting".!
Bet the daft old queen wouldn't daer tell us we never had it so good.
Come out Gorgon you fisting perve, come out and fuck off.
Yes, Guido, you are on the money here. You describe what is very well known to the ad boys and p.r.kids now at No 10 as the penultimate stage in the decline of a brand i.e. "the hiring of the new advisors "...
They will also know it never works.
Relaunching a fatally flawed product just draws extra attention and hastens the withdrawal.
O/T, sorry, but..
Why is no-one on here kicking up a fuss about the Speaker's outrageous nest-feathering, details of which were disclosed today, although of course totally underplayed and carefully hidden as much as possible by the BBC? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7319972.stm
Browns descent into impotent rage with no real power would be funny if it wasn't so embarrassing and played out in front of the whole world.The big primping nancy is fooling nobody.Mr bean has the keys to the asylum.
If bliar hadn't let him claim to have stepped aside for the leadership we wouldn't be in shit street now.That really was bliars worst decision.
Thank you Mr Strapworld for bringing up a possibility that should concern all of us. It'll be interesting to see what is needed to drag Leninslime out of his lair the day after Boris wins London. That'll end in court methinks. Brown could just use his brand new enabling act (see this site 27/3/08)to change the law.
Same thing happened to Mrs Thatcher
But not as bad as this .
Script for planned BBC documentary.THE LAST DAYS OF LABOUR
SCENE : still in the planning office. Around 20 advisors and BROWN are present.
PR BOSS "Looks like its all over, You Lost"
BROWN "I'm actually up 2% you stupid mongs!"
[punches up the polls on laptop ]
"Look at the figures.. see there ..
Right on Guido's own page..in big numbers.. 29% UP 2%.
Up UP UP .. 2% today and 2% tomorrow..29% SEE
See .. I can come back .. I'm not finished.. I'm GORDON BROWN .. see ..you cowards "
PR MAN "OK, Let's go everyone"
[The team of expensively suited PR men and women pack up charts and papers and begin to leave the room]
BROWN "Yeah .. I'm going to do a relaunch.. A fresh start.. Yeah .. a new vision, a new British vision.. of a United Citizenship.. No I mean.. A United British Citizenship equality Kingdom. A new hope for our planets Green Brown future.
I can start again.. I've got a vision!"
PR BOSS [leaving ] "Lights on or off ?"
BROWN "Go..Go on then you cowards..[shouts] GO THEN! I CAN STILL WIN!I CAN WIN ON MY OWN"
[PR BOSS switches off the lights leaving Brown in half shadow]
BROWN [still shouting..pushes phones,papers off desk onto the floor] "I HAVE A FUCKING VISION. [repeatedly, getting softer to A whisper ]
"I have a vision..a vision for Britain.. A vision..a vision for Britain..I'm Gordon Brown.." [fades]
Strapworld is frighteningly near the mark. Watch out for Straw's constitutional 'reforms' which will be designed wholly to keep Labour in and the Tories out. If you think there was a row over the Lisbon Teaty and embryology, you ain't seen nuthin' yet. As for the voter, Brown's policy can be summarised as 'sod the voter'. The new Brown team is a bunch of techies whose job is to make a new, hard as nails PR machine prior to the constitutional stitch up. (Now, why does Mugabe spring to mind?) When they finally go for Cameron (as they will) he and his team should start hitting below the belt or prepare to concede defeat. There are **no** lengths to which Brown will not go in building his 1,000 year reich. Yes, well. From Mugabe to Hitler isn't that far a jump.
Guido - a new / interesting entry for you to consider - what Cameron must do to push the Conservative figure to the 45% - 50% mark.
Mrs Dale has the big one today: government consultations are fixed!
I don't know how you can keep up with him, Guido.
Fucking good fun. though, innit, watching the cunts self-destruct?
Sounds like his speech to the SLP was a fine piece of oratory ...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/number-10-at-war-over-claims-that-browns-speeches-are-flat-802346.html
"James gets a taste of Marmite when he sees Gordon Brown"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7320452.stm
"James Wannerton, president of the UK Synaesthesia Association, explains how the condition which "mixes the senses" affects his life."
I get a taste of sick when I see Gordon Brown. What a wanker.
Give us back Bliar. We want more wars for Israel and more non-white immigrants foreverandeverandever.
Only Bliar can save the country. He is the only one who deserves a Nobel prize, actually, at least three. He's a genius in his own mind which is bigger than the universe and his head is only slightly smaller.
As it is obvious to all and sundry that New Labour is unelectable under Brown, what are the odds that self preservation will kick in and He'll be forced to go?
They'll have to get him gone PDQ though, as time is running out.
On a personal note I find it very embarrassing that Brown aka Mr. Bean is how the rest of the world now sees us.
McBean strikes again. From the Guardian:
As a measure of the challenge ahead for his speechwriters, Gordon Brown's address to the Scottish Labour party yesterday was a pretty good indicator.
Speaking to delegates in Aviemore, the prime minister described how Nelson Mandela had been released from prison in "our lunchtime". As party members giggled, he paused before correcting himself to say that, of course, he had been freed during our "lifetime".
No wonder the BBC didn't dare play any soundbites from this 'unscripted' speech ...
45Govt @ 2.35 said
"Bet the daft old queen wouldn't daer (sic) tell us we never had it so good."
The thing is that he DOES. Repeatedly. Do any of these sound familiar?
"Lowest interest rates in history"
"Lowest inflation"
"Lowest unemployment in xx years"
"Longest continuous period of growth since...."
Every fucking time he opens his mouth, he claims not one, not two but every single one of these and tries to take the freaking credit for them (even the tractor productions statistics that blatantly aren't true - see inflation and unemployment for starters).
Fortunately, nobody (except for the very stupid - and, on occasion Anatole Kaletsky) believe anything that comes out of his mouth.
LOL...Mr Bean strikes again.
In his attempt to do a "Dave" and speak without notes yesterday, he came out with this blunder.
"Who would have thought that Nelson Mandela would have been free in our lunchtime."
Even the UK's accountants have rumbled Brown, it seems. Could not happen to a more deserving person!
Accounts lose faith in Brown
Truly enjoyable scenario Mr Quango, but please can we cut to the bit where the aides drag him & the body of that weird tart he's married out to a shallow grave they've dug at the back of No 10, slosh a gallon of unleaded about and set light to it.
If you want to do the scene where he poisons the children first, it's OK, but we're really that not bothered.
Gorbals Mick had fun doing up his second home a lot of wonga no wonder he signs off the MP's expenses with no questions...
Intersting when Ali Campbell had a boring book out he is wheeled into Newsnight to speak to cheesy Gavin but Jeffrey Archer has a best seller in two weeks, and no sign of him getting the Luvvie treatment.Wonder why dear BBC ?
When New labour kicked Blair out early, New Labour committed suicide. A long and painful suicide.
Bliar or Brown makes no difference, Labour are finished regardless. Bliar was a polished turd to Brwons stinky turd...but in the end, they are both still fucking turds, and the public knew it.
All that being said, I'd be happoy just for that fat flacid little cunt Tom Watson to lose his seat and Cunt Monkey Hilton not get selected and have to go back to wanking over the thought of being an MP.
Labour are finished....LMAO!!
Looks like another Brown worshipping loyalist has let slip that the old Labour leopard of the 80's is reasserting itself.
From Wendy Alexander's speech today:
"So this is the territory on which Scottish Labour will be happy to fight...Socialist against Nationalist."
After giving the date of the next election away Wendy has just made another of her classic faux pas and handed the Conservatives the ammunition they need to annihalate Labour in the south.
Sad little story in the Mail today.
Mr and Mrs Balls moved from Lambeth to Stoke Newington in order to get their three children into the local Primary school (Grazebrook), which had received high praise from Ofsted.
Now under our esteemed Schools Secretary's system, successful Heads are seconded to run schools that are "failing".
Guess what? The Grazebrook Head went off to run another school and now the Balls' have learnt, after another Ofsted, that their children are in a "failing school".
Hoist on their own bleedin' petard!
The key point from day one about Brown is that he has always surrounded himself with properly creepy inadequates, they being the only kind of only-just-human types Brown himself felt comfortable with, Balls being the arch representative.
No less than the Great McBottler, they are manifestly not up to the job. Good at back stabbing and plotting perhaps, disastrous at forming a government.
It is this gaping defect in Brown himself that will inevitably do for him – that in effect already has done for him.
He can reposition himself as much as he likes, fish-like jaw gasping all the while. But he will never overcome this crucial shortcoming.
To put it at its simplest: one big creep surrounded by lots of smaller creeps will always be shown up for what he/they are.
The trouble is we still have another two years of the great slobbering Scottish nutter. Heart sinks.
What a fucking shambles.
Mr Bean in charge.
Gorbals Mick on the take like no one ever before.
MPs fiddling expenses on an industrial scale.
Advertising gurus trying to prop the whole disfunctional lot up.
Will someone please take charge?
As we live in a monarchy, then over to you Liz.
I say, where's that Gary Elsby bloke from Stoke? Surely the queue at the benefits office can't be that long? And Chris Paul - he's been very quiet lately too.
Come on Elsby and Paul, the Labour Party needs you!
Fair comment about Brown & his less than intelligent chums, but Blair didn't go because of them. He went because many of us thought he was morally corrupt (Iraq, The Dome etc. etc.) and, well, plain corrupt (cash for peerages etc.). Events since he left office only reinforce these views (I can think of a good few of his current private jobs that can be linked to Blair's time in office). Blair also had his fair share of arseholes e.g. Prescott. Also, the economic nightmares we are now having didn't just start when Brown became PM, these are a direct result of Blair's policies (Gordon couldn't have implimented them without the then PM's say so). Ones as bad as the next.
Harriet hamster 5.18
Newsnight is a political news program, Campbell's book is about politics, Archer's book is not. Wonder no more.
strapworld 1.55
Was that me? I've been saying the same thing for years. If Blair knew he wouldn't win an election, then no election it would have been - and Brown is an even bigger danger! At one time, I thought it might be that the election was cancelled due to 'the unprecedented dangers of an imminent terrorist attack'.
However, one thing that is going to take terorism off the front page is about to strike - the implosion of house prices and a subsequent economic depression. I can see the Fat W***er now -'stability needs to be maintained and due to the dire consequences of the global credit crunch, the UK, now more than ever, needs the steady hand of an experienced and proven hand on the tiller'.
Mark my words!
"Brown has no intention of ever calling an election.
mark my words."
I wouldn't ut it past the weird aspergeroid creep to try it with a Quinquennial Bill ie to prolong the life of parliament to 10 years ie to 2016 !
i listened to the local radio the other day for the first time in years, guess what stunned me.
AFTER EVERY OTHER SONG THERE WAS A GOVERMENT PROPAGANDA AD!
yes ads on `dont do this` `claim this` `dont do that` `the labour party/goverment this` i was waiting for the fucking tractor production figures to come over the fucking tannoy!
communist cunts, utter cunts and WE are paying for it!
Anon 7.55
This is the book Campbell was promoting on Newsnight.
Tony Blair's former spin doctor Alastair Campbell is to publish his first novel later this year.
All in the Mind is described by Campbell's publisher, Random House, as "the compelling story of a psychiatrist, his patients and family, and the pressures they bring to bear upon each other".
Touche ...
to trolls
its all now so clear isnt it , you have conned the public wasted tax money and corrupted democracy.
whilst your weighing up if you can corrupt it further, may i remind you that a ticket to madness is useually a one way trip.
this road you are driving us all down , is not what we voted you in for , nor have you illuminated the political destination which we have right to know.
day by day , hour by hour you and your goverment prove that you have no legitimet right to govern.
we appreciate you may have some uber spin to try and save your bacon.
but it wont work !!
propaganda state radio
It's the same on television - my eldest, currently working for university exams and therefore watching TV for much of the day has drawn my attention to the fact that nearly every other advert is state sponsored - e.g. careers in social care, stop smoking, income tax, etc etc. Some of these ads are really high spec so must have cost shedloads.
Brown's plan A was to improve Labour's polling. Plan B is swinging into action.
Nadds 1:13 you're right. The Torygraph reports NuLab are determined to reduce the drink-drive limit to a half of watered-down lemonade.
One of many things they fail to realise is that Britain, unlike most of Europe, is stuffed to the eyebrows with jobsworths who get sadistic pleasure out of harassing people and enforcing every rule with Dracula-like zeal.
So when they tell us Britain is only "coming into line" with the rest of Europe on the smoking ban, what they don't say is that in somewhere like Spain you can still smoke in certain bars with the landlord's consent (as it should be) and even El Bill himself sometimes pops in for a snorter.
NuLab cannot think of anything useful to do so they spend their time meddling with people's lives and tightening the tourniquet on generally law-abiding citizens. All it achieves in the end is more animosity towards the authorities, ending a once respectful, uniquely British, relationship between police and public.
I predict a riot.
12:46 PM
Rock and Roll Publications have asked me to write a pop-biography of the old wank-monkey entitled "Rise and Fall of the Nappyloan Empire", but I have had to refuse - there being a rider in my contract which states that breeches in confidentiality may result in the PM declining to give me my oats.
1.08pm
Somewhat simplistic analysis of a fuck awful mess, I'd say.
1:10 PM
This 'Snotgobbler' joke really has gone far enough, Guido - the poor chap is taking such very, very hard decisions with the sole aim of enhancing the British nation's standing in the world, even at the risk of ruining his reputation in the process. Errr that was the right way round wasn't it? (I've just tried smoking this green I scored, you see...it's called Onosa Bin Laden)
2:39 PM
True, true...they need one real apposite slogan.
Could maybe try: Fuck the rest, fit evernest
3:34 PM
You sure wasted as an mp, chuck.
3:40pm
"Yes, well. From Mugabe to Hitler isn't that far a jump."
mmm methinks you'll be setting a new olympic record, sir...
3:42 PM
Distill anyone that whines, perhaps?
3:44 PM
Too right, liszt o'mania. And what's more, he wouldn't know a good comment if it bit him on the arse!!!
4:03 PM
I'm sure most people feel likewise. No wonder he slinks out of meeting the electorate. The vision he's desperately struggling to hold down in his subconscious and prevent from spewing out of his twisted mind's eye, is one of mass projectile vomiting.
Food producers are facing labour shortages as hard working migrant workers are starting to turn their back on Britain and return home, union leaders will warn on Saturday.
The number of eastern and central European workers registering to work in Britain fell last year for the first since their countries joined the European Union in 2004. Polish workers who came to Britain in large waves over the past four years are also being attracted home by rising wages and job opportunities in Poland.
FT sunday
I smell more inflation heading our way but im sure gordon will save us!! him and darling like buttman and robbin..... bastard.
4:05 PM
Oh all fucking right cherie! You win, darling! You know...just bend over, pull down your knickers and I'll do my level best to get a stiffy. BUT PLEASE STOP BLOODY POSTING ON GUIDO!!!
4:12 PM
I dunno, even Clara and whatsisnosy must surely be envious of the Mr Bean glam-branding triumph, aren't they?
anon 4:26 PM
Fuck me! He made a bit of a MEAL of that one!! didna he!! Ha! fart! Ha Ah! HA!!!Fart!! Ha Di hA!!ha !! Fart!
Campbell's book amendmend to content
Now "the compelling story of a patholoical liar and sneering bully who uses his training as a soft porn scribbler and trainee gigolo in South of France to hone his journalistic skills which he puts at the disposal of Cap'n Bob. Our budding author descends into alcoholism(its working for Bob that drives him to drink) and is rescued by new leader of NuLab to fill the role of dissembler in chief and in so doing corrupts the body politic in the UK. Along the way he lies in court and plays a starring role in the destruction of Govt Scientist who dares expose the false prospectus to start a holy war on Iraq. Eventually our hero's self loathing and guilt turns into a depression of manic proportions. And so he attempts redemption by running a marathon and raising funds for a deceased friend. And to writing about a deadbeat football club in The North.
Many are taken in by the cuddly new hero but others look at the legacy of NuLab/Blair and feel the noose would be too kind and end to this pile of steaming toxic protoplasm masquerading as a sentinent human being.
You will be able to buy the book(good review) at Mrs Dale's on publication.
4:26 PM
Oh very good anonymous, soundBITES!!! geddit geddit geedit ha ha!!!
Actually, on a serious note, this is a bit of a what we sarcologists call a Freudian gymslip. You must understand here that Mr Brown was probably internally-imaging the globally-revered blackman legend's lunchbox as memory-marker for his wankey noteless speech.
4.27pm
"Longest continuous period of growth since...."
Well, you wouldn't argue with that, would you...?
anonymous 5:14 PM
Now that's what I call Musick!
5:18 PM
Criminal.
5:51 PM
Iz MEMBERZ OV PARLIMINT a gayboyz wankmagg ven?
bebopper 6:13pm
own goal. still must be a strain on the teachers having to try educate balls' delinquent little runts
7:34am
Last line 1st para did u mean "sentient"? Maybe ur a yank or summat.
Grate tribulation to a greight twat tho.
8:25 PM
Sorta Viagra Bill eh. my good god this cuntry's fucked.
8:18 PM
He'll be talking to himself.
psr 8:34 PM
Guess what?! I listened to local radio for the first time in fucking years too the other day and, to my surprise, I noticed exactly the same thing! Is this a record, Guido?! Were we perhaps separated at birth??? I think we should be told!
Sensitive Spellchecker
I stand corrected, yes I meant 'sentient'.
I am stupid but a fookin Yank.
Yrs
Charlie Whelk (an alias cos I don't want another black eye from that raving looney, Campbell)
10:50 PM
I'm a big fan of the Open University, myself, dear. Tell your lovely daughter to keep up the good work.
And well may you take heed, young cassandra...
because...unfortunately, I did not manage to pass my school certificate as I was to busy shagging half the local neighbourhood and ended up qualified only for domestic fowl-rearing management.
10:57 PM
precisely prague t, i'm so glad somewoon understandeth the scripture according to moi.
Mitch, your reference to Poles leaving Britain is only half the story. Radio 4 did a long spot on it the other day where they interviewed various employers.
Indeed the hard-working, honest Stanislavs and Stanislavettes are fleeing NuLab Britain in droves, attracted by Poland's burgeoning economy. That's right, they are leaving BRITAIN for POLAND to raise their standard of living and quality of life!
The real worry is there's no one to replace them. The programme interviewed a couple of fruit farmers and building firms who said they had NO local staff at all. None.
An electronics company found it cheaper and more productive to send headhunters over to Poland to recruit than advertise jobs in the local paper.
The reason, of course, is that Britain is stuffed with the products of NuLab's wonderful education system - ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day easting pies, swilling strong cider, smoking dope and worshipping Jayde Goodee while they wait for the next Giro.
Their only qualification being the gold star they got at the age of nine for answering two questions correctly in a multiple-choice test, they are incapable of getting up in the morning, let along holding down a job.
Correction - one of the fruit farmers said he had a couple of English lads turn up last summer. They moaned it was too much like hard work and didn't turn up again.
Truly we are fucked.
4:13am
*All it achieves in the end is more animosity towards the authorities, ending a once respectful, uniquely British, relationship between police and public.*
Spot on.
*I predict a riot.*
So do I mate, coz I'm gunna fuckin start it.
7:01 AM
Crikey! What're we going to do without the Poles propping up our economy.
Apparently civil servants have voiced discontent over Gay Gordon's use of obscene language.
‘Lifeless Gordon Brown’ barbs expose No10 infighting
Bogeyman wrote: "The reason, of course, is that Britain is stuffed with the products of NuLab's wonderful education system - ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day"
Totaly on the nail - when I was a kid during the school holidays I was out fruit picking in Kent with my mum. The field was full of other young mums - often with their kids helping them out - it was hard work but back then the benefits system wasn't quite so generous.
Now, the fat, bloated pregnant with their 7th child by the 6th father dope-smoking slobs are not only too physicaly unfit for such work, but the very idea of leaving their council house and actually contributing to society in any way doesn't enter their Jade Goodiefied brains.
In one way this is exactly what NuLabor wants; an underclass too thick and dope-addled to ask questions, or to care about anything other than when their next giro is coming in, but come election time will vote for the hand that feeds it and keeps it in plasma TVs and fags.
But on the other hand it has created a massive shortage of people with anything remotely resembling a work ethic.
id @ 4.27 - you are of course absolutely right, the snot-gobbling monocular cunt tells us how wonderful things are in so many ways - but in ways that the educationally sub-normal products of his edukayshun sistim would fail to unnnerstand, innit?
If he said "you've never had it so good", there is just a hint of danger that they might understand, and disagree - though it would, I admit be hard to think how.
Mitch @ 7.01 "Buttman and Robbin'" - lovely, straight into the vocabulary! Thanks.
Come out Gorgon, you fucking freakshow, and join that Manc copper.
Riots are on the cards suggest Bogeyman and kill the bill - I hope you're right, but I have my doubts. The only people who will riot at the drop of a giro are the cunts who are being paid for by us - like that floating turd Gary Elsby who simply won't flush.
Brenda, for fuck's sake get off your royal arse and put the skids under this perverted snot-gobbling freakshow while you still have some semblance of a realm.
Sadly there is a huge amount of apathy out there; being fed by the liberal leftie elite who are wealthy enough to be shielded from the snotgobbler's world of shit and can afford to live away from any of the produce of it.
To them everything is fine and dandy; they care more about getting Leninspunk re-elected than they do about the lives of ordinary people.
Ratsniffer:
"In one way this is exactly what NuLabor wants;"
One? No. I beg to differ:
"For a whole of reasons relating to burgeoning state employment and control of the populace, this is exactly what NuLabour wants"
The govt is like an antivirus software mfr, their worst nightmare is a cast-iron, permanent, one-off resolution to the so-called "problem" they have self-generated.
Just a word of warning - don't forget that the dole-scrounging classes all have a vote.
A big enough boost to dole money just before the election could keep the Evil Empire in power.
Talking of Brown's Loyalists being part of the problem.
bogey 9.31am
"ignorant, useless divs who sit on their collective arse all day easting pies, swilling strong cider, smoking dope and worshipping Jayde Goodee while they wait for the next Giro."
In a multi-cultural society we should be free to adhere to anysoever religion we choose. Personally, I resent your sarcastic slight of the ancient cockney deity Jade - because, although I do not recognise her as a full prophet, I do believe her to be endowed with certain divine qualitities, and I form part of a fairly significant sect whose members are rather fond of her boobs. And she can play with my newt anyday.
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11:25 AM
Yes, Jock does contain some fucking dodgy idiom.
2.44pm
I'm shaw mi graindead toll me abowt wonovose workyfick finggiz. Wozit sum sawta proatertippickul welfair bennfit?
tnt 5:39pm
The govt is like an antivirus software mfr, their worst nightmare is a cast-iron, permanent, one-off resolution to the so-called "problem" they have self-generated.
I take it you refer to a buuuuuurm, monsieur?
Are we saying that Brown needs a magician?
(a) The Fuhrer has no intention of losing power.
(b) To keep power he will rig the election - as has even now been suggested (supported by Labour's rent-boy Peter Riddell)
(c) When a bill to rig the election is published, what will the Tories do? Something completely WET and useless like they did over the EU referendum (and I speak as a DC supporter) or do they organise a complete boycott of Parliament and close down all Government business (they could be very effective indeed in practice) and public demonstrations.
'Cos lose this election, Tories, and there might not be another. YOU HAVE BEEN BLOODY WARNED
2:58 PM
'Cos lose this election, Tories, and there might not be another. YOU HAVE BEEN BLOODY WARNED
Who gives a fuck.
Sorry boys, got to leave you now...got to turn over...some randy polish plumber wants to stick his rod up my cute little chink arse.
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