Bitch Slap for Sarah from GMTV
With all the pictures of Carla Sarkozy looking glamorously sexy and Sarah Brown looking shall we say, less glamorous in her outfit, Guido thought the question to Gordon on GMTV this morning was particularly stinging.
The interviewer asked Gordon "Did you choose your wife's outfit?" Cruel, so cruel...
The interviewer asked Gordon "Did you choose your wife's outfit?" Cruel, so cruel...
51 comments:
Are they suggesting his other eye's gone now as well?
Wasn't that morning TV interviewer the one that Gordon asked to join his "government of all the talents", but refused in a state of shock?
And what about getting lost at Windsor? Even the Queen was wondering where the PM was.
Poor old Bean. What a cringeworthy embarrassment he is. He may say he always does "the right thing", but sadly the words and the evidence don't match. Still, the number 10 spin machine has found an excuse for this latest 'disaster' - he got lost because "he was doing what he was told", apparently.
So at least GFT, the Americans, David Cameron and the last Tory government are off the hook for this one.
"Still, the number 10 spin machine has found an excuse for this latest 'disaster' - he got lost because "he was doing what he was told", apparently."
I imagine Her Majesty told him to get lost because she could not stand the smell of shit coming from his leaking nappy. By the way, they didn't sit Phil the Greek anywhere near Carla Bruni did they? Now that would be asking for trouble.
Is Gordon saying
"So come on , whats it like to fuck mick jagger ? Ive always wanted to know"
Carla Sarkozy is so flippin hot! Sorry if that's not an intellectual enough comment for Guido's critics!
Without seeming to criticise, is this pic not a bit of a premature ejaculation - would is not have been better for Guido to think of baseball for 24 hours and then unload it as the Friday compo pic?
Sarah: "Is the normal approach really from behind with an unoiled fist as Gordy assures me?"
Carla: "Zut alors! I first need to know which of you eez approshin ze uzzer in zees manner?"
Given that Sarah is obviously on a big retainer from Holland's Pies, you'd think that she could afford to pay somebody to iron the stuff she gets from the charity shop. Telling camera angle on the face though!
Carla Sarkozy can sit on my face any day. Her embarrassed half- turned away look must mean she's just had a blast of Gordo's bad breath.
Carla (through perfect, though gritted teeth)
"Get
your
fucking
hand
out
of
my
FUCKING
back.
Cunt."
She is looking a bit blubbery nowadays is Sarah. I knew her when she was just plain old Simon. Wonder if she still has her bollocks attached!
"Ahh , I see. Like Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Jackson. Zat kind of marriage. Zat is why you chose zis type of looking girl!"
"Exactly Mr S. Exactly"
It's not fair, though, is it? I mean most spouses of most Heads of State would look a bit shabby next to Mme S.
In fact the only one I can see rising to the occasion would have been Dennis T.
Does Carla represent UKIP ?
Did you see the expression on the Duke of Edinburgh's face when he was in the carriage with Carla? "If only I were 50 years younger...."
Sarah looks and dresses like the fag-hag she is.
Gordo at least seems to have washed and brushed his hair, so someone's paying attention.
p c-f the sat her next to Phil at the do, with PC on the other side.Charles, who is merely 60 this year, looks 20 years older than his dad.
Sarkozy looks like a short old troll standing next to his daughter/wife.
Traitor to France and enemy of the UK.
That outfit makes her look like the bimbo beautician students who attend my shite local FE college.
No, it was David Blunkett.
I read the other day that Richard the Lion Heart had to share a bed with the King of France as a way of cementing good relations between England and France. I hope for Sarko's sake that Gay Gordon isn't trying to revive this custom. I wonder if that would mean that Sarah gets to share with Carla? That really would piss off Phil the Greek.
Madam Deputy Speaker was heard to say... "The eyes have, the eyes have it."
How does any female head of state or wife of keep a straight face when that man's hands come anywhere near her?They must all be pondering dry-cleaning bills or bonfires?
Sarkozy is the living embodiment of the remark in the film "The Last of the Mohicans" where the English officer says all French men make love with thir faces - he looks like a prick.
But regrettably he also embodies what's wrong with the British these days. Compare the two peers - Sarcozy and Brown.
Sarcozy gets fragrant young pussy our man gets a pie eater but prefers the other side. Our man's bird dresses out of the washing basket, their man's squeeze looks as fresh as a new bicycle seat. Sarkozy's suit may be a little rumpled, presumably from a last minute bunk-up, but at least it's not an M&S mix and match made by lady boys in Vietnam,
Having had time to analyse the picture I've realised that all the embarrassed smiles are because there's a big bogey, a gilbert (a Lancashire expression for a big clump of viscously adhesive stuff, normally greenish flecked with grey) nestling in Gordo's palm. Even Sarah's doing a bit of discreet rolling before flicking if you look at her right hand.
So there's the winning answer for the caption contest:-
Gordo "Look at that for a fucking bogey,Carla pet! Pick the bones out of that!"
ps. -Luscious as Carla may be she doesn't look as naughty as that Carla in Coronation Street
OMG! A white tunic top and navy blue piping.
White makes you look even fatter and the blue piping helps to extenuate that "Sack of Spuds" look.
Sack your dresser Sarah! call oxfam retail clothing they can help with the lower budget lines.
Sockpuppet 2.22, Anon 3.42: Gordon is NOT (yet) head of state. NuLabour have not completed their poisonous work.
The last time I saw a woman wearing a jacket like that (the white one with the blue piping) she had a tray in front of her selling ice cream tubs in the intermission to the "Guns of Navarone" at the Odeon. Sarkozy, or "le lapin duracell" as the French call him, looks like he is suddenly realising that the steroetype that the French have of British men may have some justification. No wonder he's not staying another night in the UK (the thought 2I'll be buggered if I do" may have just crossed his mind).
"The last time I saw a woman wearing a jacket like that (the white one with the blue piping) she had a tray in front of her selling ice cream tubs in the intermission to the "Guns of Navarone" at the Odeon."
That's a very cruel and hurtful comment. Carole Chaplin assured Sarah she looked great in white, and Cherie really didn't need that jacket any more, what with Toni being President of Europe and everything.
I wonder if Carla Bruni was wearing pants during this visit?
Magnificent as ever, Shithouse.
Sarko looks a bit pissed off - in fact I think he's about to give Gobbler a slap. But so would I if some old letcher touched up the missus with sticky hands.
Don't worry Mr.Sarkozy, Gordon's wondering eye is false.
or
Oh no Mr.Sarkozy, you'll have NO problem leaving your wife with Gordon. (Cue innuendo)
I know for a fact that they were pissing themselves laughing at the snot gobbling cunt in France.
That's why she's (Bruni) trying to stop pissing herself laughing, 'cos she and Sarko agreed they'd burn all thier clothes if the cretinous cunt touched either of them.
What the f*** is this - "What not to wear?"
Significant improvement over the last PMs wife. Then again, a spade to the nads would be preferable to that.
Gordon The Gay:
'This way love, we are off to the palace for a spot of tea with her maj'
Mrs Sarkozy:
'oh lovely, hope they have a decent cheese platter'
Mr Sarkozy
'My little petite pois, you like cheese, then try these, I aint washed my Gonads for a fortnight'
Gordon The Gay:
'What a coincidence neither has Sarah...oops, shit!'
Sarah: 'Get lost flash'
Gordon The Gay
'I will at the palace love'
Mme Sarkozy must be as well aware as the millions of us this side of the Channel of the true circumstances of Gordon's "marriage". So was the lavender outfit a deliberate provocation?
Great Tits!
And hers were quite nice too.
Sarah Brown's like f***ing poverty! The woman get's everywhere - almost every week she's writing some mind-numbing essay in "The Scum" or "Daily (Hate) Mail", or holding some reception at Downing Street. She's more prevelant than Cherie Blair.
Prime Ministers spouses should keep out of cheap PR stunts to prop up hubby.
As for Carla Bruni - she'd get it. And twice on Thursdays.
Lets face it you can't polish a turd and who wouldn't prefer carla naked.
She's packing a few pounds is Sarah from the look of that trouser bulge. She aint still got a cock as she?
Have just read your fashion article, Guido.
Not really a man's man are you, darling?
It's not too late for the caption competition is it, editor?
Sorry, I iz a first time blogger you know, very nervous and tryingz very hard to conceal mein Identitat.
Well here goes!
Sarkosy to bit of stuff:
"Heathrow Airport! Anglo-Saxon customer service at its globe-beating best! What a bunch of British wankers! Oh, just a little joke francais, Monsieur Brun! You probably won't get it. It doesn't translate very well!"
Of.course Gorgon chose Sarah's outfit. What kind of man dresses his wife in a school blazer? Don't answer.
8:52 PM
I really think you're jealous, seventies reject.
But must agree that she's gazing at Carla's breasts with her mouth open.
8:19 PM
Yes, Mrs Brown definitely looks like she'd be more comfortable in trousers. Mrs Frogprince, on the other hand, is cozy in any mode of attire and clearly entertaining une reverie tres amusant about her husband's stiff little presidential gherkin.
p envy said...
8:52 PM
'I really think you're jealous, seventies reject.'
I got it wrong, she/he was wearing a skirt. Guess that makes the cock bulge even more impressive. Or maybe fucking not, i'm still very pissed this morning!
And yes P Envy I am jealous but still, you wouldn't like mine up your arse without a bottle of castrol gtx for lubrication!
What goes on, Guido? All the posts containing picture links have been deleted. Not worried about a little copyright tiff, are you?
Both of us have recently married,and are unpopular. However only one of us has fought a contested election and won a popular vote.
Little Black Sambo said...
Sockpuppet 2.22, Anon 3.42: Gordon is NOT (yet) head of state. NuLabour have not completed their poisonous work
LBS, you are quite right; apols. Consider my constitutional wrist well and truly slapped.
S
PS: He'd like to be, though, wouldn't he?
PPS: Can we have her (no, not Sara) instead? Would she have slaves? Would she be a cruel mistress? I think I'm going to have to go and have a cold shower...
7:58 AM
Oooooh get her!!!
Overdid the liquid engineering last night did we, motor mouth?
Personally, I find the cheap deal down the local accessories shop quite adequate thank you dear. In my experience, these big name brands are all glitz and no gunge.
Now hop into your little fuel-injection pink capri and drive along now.
'Now hop into your little fuel-injection pink capri and drive along now.'
Fuck, did they do 'em in pink? Missed that edition. You find the cheap deal quite adequate do you? Not much of a surprise there then eh!
Maybe see you down canal street later love. MWAHH xxx
"So, who's going to be the first to kiss me?"
I think Sarah Brown looked very smart. Anyway she is a serious person not a former top model/former top groupie/international man-eater/wannabe pop star.
Amazing isn't it how the fashion press rally round one of their own? Personally I thought Ms Bruni's grey suit looked like a cross between a nanny and an air hostess both circa 1950, but maybe that's what got Fleet Street's (male) editors so excited.
Honeuyrose
I think that French bird has got a dick! Sarkozy is fucking a tranny!
Looks like the Torygraph is carrying adverts for Sarah's jacket:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?xml=/fashion/exclusions/supplements/hobbs/nosplit/index.xml
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